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Sound posted:Goddamn I want to see the video of these retards being sat down and having it explained to them in the most brutal fashion that they are, in fact, totally hosed. Just that look of realizing how wrong their fantasies were, that has to be some raw, real emotion. Oh the moment that they realized that there was not going to be an uprising to come save them and that the evil federal government owns the rest of their mortal existence is probably recorded for posterity and will be dutifully filed away with the rest of the video of their interrogations. If I were the pridecutor, I would pull that video out every few years, whenever I was at a low point in my life. Because I imagine that moment can brighten even the darkest of days.
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akadajet posted:So how short was their original "150 militia men" claim? 150. These were bumpkins in store bought camo gear that wanted free land and free use of everyone elses land.
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Jan 28, 2016 02:05
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It is my constitutional right to make fun of any dumbass's face here on the something awful dot com forums.
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Jan 28, 2016 02:06
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Telsa Cola posted:Yo the dude literally got smashed by a car as a child and was left with permanent damage that he has had to deal with his entire life. He is an rear end in a top hat and an idiot for a whole ton of reasons but don't loving make fun of him for being the victim of an accident when he was a child. I completely agree, but the picture is hilarious and welp here we are
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Vahakyla posted:No. A sterling rebuttal, but have you perhaps considered the following: Yes.
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Jan 28, 2016 02:07
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Making fun of them for being fat is still cool though right c/d e: but what if they started eating too many snacks as a toddler, does that change it?
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Jan 28, 2016 02:08
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Pablo Picasso's forgotten "Saturday Evening Post" period
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Not making fun of his face, but when they are constructing statues of these fine patriotic men 100 years from now, will some think it's a homage to the Goonies too?
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A Winner is Jew posted:Arraignment's have to happen fast under the 4'th. When an officer makes a PC arrest they have to haul the arrestee before a federal magistrate "without unreasonable delay" which usually means the next business day. A government lawyer signs off on the complaint and the judge reviews the supplied affidavits to determine whether probable cause exists to hold them. This is to prevent police from holding people indefinitely. A Winner is Jew posted:That's actually really light. I'll bet cash money that these guys will be dealing with superseding indictments within the next two weeks.
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Jan 28, 2016 02:10
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I bet seeing one of his accomplices get blown away cooled Ammon's heels a little.
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theflyingorc posted:I completely agree, but the picture is hilarious and welp here we are I'm not gonna lie. I giggled at the picture and I don't feel bad about it at all. If not for the remarkable competence of the FBI that chucklefuck would have gotten a whole bunch of people killed. 1 of his friends is already dead because of his asinine crusade and there are probably going to be more casualties depending on what happens at the refuge.
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Jan 28, 2016 02:11
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I stand by my "the hills have bundies" joke.
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McDowell posted:I bet seeing one of his accomplices get blown away cooled Ammon's heels a little. He's going to be cooling his heels for a very, very long time
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Jan 28, 2016 02:15
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With any luck this is over soon. https://twitter.com/gordonrfriedman/status/692515180278841346 Also sounds like some of the holdouts are surrendering.
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Jan 28, 2016 02:16
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That's OK, his hazard suit should be able to deal with any extremes in temperature.
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Jan 28, 2016 02:17
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Do they not still have power? Not sure why cold would stop them tonight when it hasn't been much of a factor yet.
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Jan 28, 2016 02:18
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Telsa Cola posted:Yo the dude literally got smashed by a car as a child and was left with permanent damage that he has had to deal with his entire life. He is an rear end in a top hat and an idiot for a whole ton of reasons but don't loving make fun of him for being the victim of an accident when he was a child. This was pretty funny to read next to your new avatar.
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Jan 28, 2016 02:18
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Weird question, was the tarp guy armed at the time he was killed?
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Kazak_Hstan posted:Do they not still have power? Not sure why cold would stop them tonight when it hasn't been much of a factor yet. They have all also been awake for probably going on 36 hours strait, and the past 24 of those hours have been a steady adrenaline high. In that situation the cold will be fairly brutal. These out of shape chubby bunnies aren't physically healthy enough to handle that for long.
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Al! posted:That's OK, his hazard suit should be able to deal with any extremes in temperature. I actually meant to link this one https://twitter.com/gordonrfriedman/status/692514221628719105 But this guy, BJ Soper showed up to drive away Jason Patrick, one of the main guys left. He then left the roadblock without Jason Patrick, so... or...something is happening https://twitter.com/gordonrfriedman/status/692517384985313280
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Dr. Arbitrary posted:Weird question, was the tarp guy armed at the time he was killed? I don't think we know yet.
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Jan 28, 2016 02:23
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From the coverage on KGW @ 5 sounds like they are just going to wait them out for the time being. They've been bringing in jersey barriers and lighting.
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Jan 28, 2016 02:23
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Archonex posted:The amount of howling from both sides of the aisle about using armed drones on American citizens would be insane to hear. Never mind that the sort of automated weapons people think of when it comes to drones aren't exactly really precise. This already happened years ago. Nobody cared. Archonex posted:Oh, yeah, I got that. Edited my post but i'll switch it back and post here to clarify that it'd almost surely end up cycling back into the whole "is it right to use drones on american civilians" debate. Since it's still an automated weapon system and people are dumb. No sane person will give them any legitimacy no matter what happens. They are also already legitimate in the minds of their crazy supporters.
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Jan 28, 2016 02:23
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They are going to say they are waiting them out right up until the moment they drive a tank through the wall.
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Jan 28, 2016 02:24
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RichardA posted:I don't think we know yet. Its been reported that he was
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Grem posted:32 pages of complaints  The tiredest Yeehawdi e: Just to be clear, this photo was used in the criminal complaint because the FBI have a sense of humor too. Stultus Maximus fucked around with this message at 02:34 on Jan 28, 2016 |
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Jan 28, 2016 02:27
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Kazak_Hstan posted:They are going to say they are waiting them out right up until the moment they drive a tank through the wall.  e: the militiamen's cars on the other hand...
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Stultus Maximus posted:
I slept with a security blanket as a kid too, but mine was at least soft and warm.
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Stultus Maximus posted:
 Kazak_Hstan posted:They are going to say they are waiting them out right up until the moment they drive a tank through the wall.
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Jan 28, 2016 02:31
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SubponticatePoster posted:The FBI won't do that, the buildings are on the historical register Cool more charges to drop on them when they get arrested.
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blablablabla posted:Its been reported that he was It's also been reported that he wasn't. I'd wait for more info
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SlipUp posted:This already happened years ago. Nobody cared. I distinctly remember there being a lot of debate about drones and automated systems like that in general. Hell, a few tech magazines were doing full featured segments on it. Unless by "Nobody cared." you really mean "Nobody cares now that they realize there's not a drat thing they can do to stop it.". And it's not the sane people you have to worry about. It's the assholes that know how to spin a story to sell to the sane people. Sure, we have eyes on a lot of the details and know how stupid these people are due to being able to watch the streams and the event obsessively. But if Fox News starts reporting on the "tragedy that took place at the refuge" or some such poo poo we'll be on another low information spiral towards creating a whole new narrative as to what happened. I mean it's not like that poo poo hasn't happened plenty of times before with things that are far less notable. There's a reason why plenty of posters were pointing out how boneheaded it'd be to go in guns blazing while the leadership was there.
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MechaFrogzilla posted:This was pretty funny to read next to your new avatar. This is the first time I have ever had an avatar besides the noobie one. I feel proud.
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Stultus Maximus posted:
They wanted to remind him what it looked like to sleep in a comfortable chair, because that is never ever happening again.
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Telsa Cola posted:This is the first time I have ever had an avatar besides the noobie one. I feel proud. *teacher points to avatar* this is your face on tesla cola
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Jan 28, 2016 02:41
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Yo gently caress that guy and his stupid loving face lmao Buy an account for the guy who clearly realized what a gently caress stain the guy was as a kid and tried to run his rear end over, the true patriot imo
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Like lol these motherfuckers would harm everyone on this forum if they could have their way but hold up that fool can't help that he was too dumb to not get hit by a car so let's hold off on judgement
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roymorrison posted:Yo gently caress that guy and his stupid loving face lmao I wonder if he's been watching this like "is that the kid whose face I did a burnout on"
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roymorrison posted:Yo gently caress that guy and his stupid loving face lmao cliven bundy: god drat i just wanted to dodge some grazing fees, my kids are retards
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UIApplication posted:I wonder if he's been watching this like "is that the kid whose face I did a burnout on" Well a pretty face isn't going to help him where he is going (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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