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Who will win the debate?
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Ben Carson
Jeb! Bush
Chris Christie
John Kasich
Rand Paul
Carly Fiorina
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Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer
Putin is a one horse country.

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silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
Guys. I'm falling asleep. Help?!

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

We need additional pylons

More vespene gas too.

FuriousxGeorge
Aug 8, 2007

We've been the best team all year.

They're just finding out.
This audience (or 20 or so Paul people) yelling after every single Paul answer are making me want to stuff the online polls for Paul, for old time's sake.

"Less abortions is good."
"YAHHHHHHHHHh!"

Alligator Horse
Mar 23, 2013

"Putin is a one horse country, oil and energy."

FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011
"one horse country. energy. oil."


what?????

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
one horse country oil

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



You know what would be great? Starting a new cold war. That worked out well.

marshmonkey
Dec 5, 2003

I was sick of looking
at your stupid avatar
so
have a cool cat instead.

:v:
Switchblade Switcharoo
lol, remember when Ben Carson was a serious candidate in 2016?

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Putin is a one horse country

Rochallor
Apr 23, 2010

ふっっっっっっっっっっっっck
"Putin is a one horse country oil." --Ben Carson.

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
one hourse country

fracking is keeping putin contained

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

I always like to imagine foreign leaders watching these things. It's so bizarre just openly stating "yeah gently caress these guys".

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
covertly introduce ambien into the russian water supply

Beforehand
Oct 14, 2012

Vile posted:

:siren:

:siren:

EVERYONE GOOGLE "gop debate"

YOU CAN VOTE FOR TRUMP AND THEY WILL HAVE RESULTS ADTER DEBATE

LETS HUMILATE FOX NEWS

VOTE TRUMP

:siren:

EMPEROR TRUMP THANKS YOU FOR YOUR FAITH

What if that's not a major motivation for me?

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


disjoe posted:

Putin is a one horse country: oil, and energy.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


i bet rubio tells us about how iran.....ISIS

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
The Carson answer was actually the most sane thing said about foreign policy tonight.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

marshmonkey posted:

lol, remember when Ben Carson was a serious candidate in 2016?

Remember Herman Cain? Those were the days.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

blue squares posted:

I loving love Carson's foreign policy answers

They're great. Every single one of them sounds like a high school freshman giving a speech who's just using a bunch of names of countries and poo poo that he has no idea what they mean or where they are.

disjoe
Feb 18, 2011


Vile posted:

:siren:

:siren:

EVERYONE GOOGLE "gop debate"

YOU CAN VOTE FOR TRUMP AND THEY WILL HAVE RESULTS ADTER DEBATE

LETS HUMILATE FOX NEWS

VOTE TRUMP

:siren:

SIEG TRUMP

marshmonkey
Dec 5, 2003

I was sick of looking
at your stupid avatar
so
have a cool cat instead.

:v:
Switchblade Switcharoo
Why is Rubio's left eyelid so puffy?

Vile
Aug 28, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo

Beforehand posted:

What if that's not a major motivation for me?

Well if you are being objective he ACTUALLY WON by not showing up

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Rubio's all fired up.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Tots posted:

Ben Carson looks like he has the limpest dick handshake in the universe

He probably does. I think its a surgeon thing.

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

Joementum posted:

The Carson answer was actually the most sane thing said about foreign policy tonight.

It seemed like an attempt to gotcha him that he passed with flying colors

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

DeepDickPizza posted:

They're great. Every single one of them sounds like a high school freshman giving a speech who's just using a bunch of names of countries and poo poo that he has no idea what they mean or where they are.

"In conclusion, Libya is a land of contrasts, thank you."

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
What intelligence (HAHHAHAHHA) DO you have of this Rubio?

Yudo
May 15, 2003

so is the shia "conspiracy" the new jewish conspiracy?

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

marshmonkey posted:

Why is Rubio's left eyelid so puffy?

Maybe he cried after that video question.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

how dare this nation spend money on defense, unlike us, who-

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

Vile posted:

:siren: GOOGLE "gop debate"

AND VOTE FOR DONALD TRUMP

Troll vote made, God bless America.

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


they're shunning cruz so hard

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
I will cancel the deal with Iran... letting them restart their nuclear program :confused:

LazyDivey
Jun 18, 2004

Orange crush momma is a laugh laugh laugh.


Putin is a one horse energy country. Oil!

i am the bird
Mar 2, 2005

I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS
"saber rabbling" killed me

and then "one horse country" brought me back to life and murdered me again

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I love candidates talking about HIGHLY loving CLASSIFIED INTELLIGENCE when they have no information on such.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
I DESPERATELY WANT TO START A WAR WITH IRAN

NO i DO!!!


I DO MORE gently caress YOUUUUUU!!!!!

SyRauk
Jun 21, 2007

The Persian Menace

WampaLord posted:

Remember Herman Cain? Those were the days.

999

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Drastic Actions
Apr 7, 2009

FUCK YOU!
GET PUMPED!
Nap Ghost

Vile posted:

:siren: GOOGLE "gop debate"

AND VOTE FOR DONALD TRUMP

Done

with TWO accounts :getin:

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