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They don't even have any loving clue where their weapons are. It took them about 10 minutes of rooting around to find keys so they could start the truck to turn the headlights on so they could find the shotguns. Jesus christ, they're gonna shoot themselves to death trying to refill a bong any minute now....
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quote:Some odors of sweat, beef jerky, gun oil, personal lubricant and sedition. Includes one pocket copy of the U.S. Constitution. Priceless. Also, if you're still reading this Prester Jane, have you done an Ask/Tell about your experiences growing up with nutjobs like these? I don't want to bring up any unwanted memories, so if you don't want to do it it'd be fine, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't find this sort of fringe behaviour fascinating.
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Ahahaha they missed the "safe passage" deadline because one of their dipshit buddies decided to leg it instead of going back to tell them.
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Looking at legal code now. Title 28 section 80, district courts with regards to federal court.  Civil actions  Breakin' da law Now, when judge lady references section 80 to 131, she means things like this:  The snorefest that is "there'll be courts here, here, and here. And here, here, and here." There are quite a few notes that I don't have the time to look at, but ... She takes issue with the placement of courts?
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kazmeyer posted:Ahahaha they missed the "safe passage" deadline because one of their dipshit buddies decided to leg it instead of going back to tell them. They knew exactly what they were doing. I watched the live video of Dumbass David saying "the FBI says we have until 4 AM to leave, but we're gonna stay here and die." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MB7SHZ3cdBY
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Shbobdb posted:The state of Jefferson (basically the methy parts of northern California) has the same problem. If formed, it would be the poorest state in the union. Southwest Oregon is part of the State of Jefferson as well. Also, if you took your ban like a champ we'd be the least poor forum.
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I'm guessing that lady calls herself a Superior District Court judge because Alaska state courts have both superior courts (court of original jurisdiction) and district courts (misdemeanor and smaller civil jurisdiction, delegates from superior court.). Then again maybe she just picked some legal-ish PTD's and mashed them together.
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Anyone post this journal article about SovCits/Freemen yet? It's a pretty good history and breakdown.
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GOD IT'S SO BORING The feed has stopped and I didn't notice for several minutes because it wasn't any less interesting.
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Jan 30, 2016 07:11
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What was the Craigslist ad for? A Tarp?
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One of them is sad that his son is estranged from him and wants to be a federal agent. This is just like reading Freep.
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trickybiscuits posted:GOD IT'S SO BORING Jabba the Patriot has been on the phone whining that they got left behind and didn't know about the deadline (again) and just revealed that his son betrayed him and wants to be a FBI agent. He also seems to be really pissed the cops wouldn't take his peaceful compromise option of "let us all go with no consequences." God I wish they'd get it over with and just flashbang these imbeciles. EDIT: Lawyer now advising them "get legal representation you dumbshits and stop thinking you can negotiate for yourself." kazmeyer fucked around with this message at 07:20 on Jan 30, 2016 |
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McDowell posted:So is that the seed of Sovereign Citizenship? Southern resistance to occupation? Interesting. Yes- particularly as reinterpreted by white supremacists in the 1960s in response to the CRA. I posted an article upthread that covers the general history of the ideology quite well. Origami Dali posted:Anyone post this journal article about SovCits/Freemen yet? It's a pretty good history and breakdown. That's new to me! It looks great, thank you!
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Prester Jane posted:As powerful as the American military is, our true strength as a nation is our weaponized snark. No on else is even in the same league as us. I don't think I could agree more. It's truly our most powerful advantage.
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CommissarMega posted:Priceless. Also, if you're still reading this Prester Jane, have you done an Ask/Tell about your experiences growing up with nutjobs like these? I don't want to bring up any unwanted memories, so if you don't want to do it it'd be fine, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't find this sort of fringe behaviour fascinating. She did! http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3708238
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Friggin' awesome! Thanks for the link, man, and for the A/T, PJ!
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Lycus posted:One of them is sad that his son is estranged from him and wants to be a federal agent. This is just like reading Freep. I smell sitcom!
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Wait, never mind. That was the plot of Justified.
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Jesus christ, the state of that building. Is it in the nature of every trash-rear end militia to hoard and roost in filth?Intel&Sebastian posted:Once upon a time I was falling in love devastating
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Ammon: Ok, we've had a lot of trouble with this occupation before, but I think we can do it this time . Pete, what are our odds? Pete Santilli: I'm coming up with a 13.333 (repeating of course) chance of our survival. Ammon: ok, what is Lavoy doing? Pete Santilli: he appears to be idling under his blue tarp. Ammon: Jesus....ok well I know he needs some drops from this occupation. I'll go in first and cast " Open Carry Patriot Intimidating Shout" and if we try and pull them one by one we should..... Lavoy Finnicum: what's what chums lets do this. LAVVOOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEEENKINS *stands up, rushes FBI blockade* Ammon : did he just run into the fed raid? Pete Santilli: GOD DAMMIT LAVOY *tpk*
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I hope whoever is still left there camping out against the feds surrenders meekly. When they do, I hope they're paraded out as the filthy, ragtag, miserable shitbags they are. Make them do a 100-yard frogmarch in cuffs and shackles into a Bearcat.Your Gay Uncle posted:Ammon: Ok, we've had a lot of trouble with this occupation before, but I think we can do it this time . Pete, what are our odds? 
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Your Gay Uncle posted:Ammon : did he just run into the fed raid? Ammon: oh hey, he had chicken.
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Discendo Vox posted:Yes- particularly as reinterpreted by white supremacists in the 1960s in response to the CRA. I posted an article upthread that covers the general history of the ideology quite well. This is a fun article from a lawyer about the FBI's case. The best part: quote:Twenty years ago I prosecuted a tax protester who claimed — as one does — that the gold fringe on the courtroom flag made it an admiralty court. “I'll pretend you're a boat,” the judge said dryly and proceeded with the mundane business of the case.
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Your Gay Uncle posted:Ammon: Ok, we've had a lot of trouble with this occupation before, but I think we can do it this time . Pete, what are our odds?
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theflyingorc posted:I hope very dearly that this is true. I hope they had no idea other people were leaving. FBI "GET OUT!" SOV CITS *start leaving* Last four shitwipes "What's going on?" Seriously, if you're this dumb...just...arg! these guys are such loving morons theflyingorc posted:The issue is that Sean doesn't want to go prison OR die, and he doesn't accept that those are his only two options. I swear, this still baffles me how these fuckers sound and act just like children. Now they're locking themselves in their bedroom dreading the moment daddy comes home to whoop their asses for being bad. Do we send these guys to prison for a rime out or give them their binkie so they'll shut up and go to sleep kartikeya posted:"Violent, deceitful, and malicious attacks" "WAAAAAAH, the FBI didn't play by my made up rules, waaaaah" I'll bet these fuckers are a blast playing board games. SocketWrench fucked around with this message at 10:18 on Jan 30, 2016 |
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You can use the Multnomah County Sheriff's website to find out who are still in and who is not. Santilli is still enjoying the government housing: http://www.mcso.us/PAID/Home/Booking/1362477
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Wait, is dumb rear end David still streaming? I turned on his stream and all I heard aside for mumbling in the background was "Joshua?"
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Jan 30, 2016 10:21
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STAC Goat posted:And I guess I now confirm that I'm probably on some kind of watchlist for listening to this stream, positing in the chat, and subscribing the last few days. Ah well. I'm pretty sure the FBI can tell the difference between    and   Kazak_Hstan posted:hosed up if true I'm pretty sure the people that formed the country and wrote the documents she's rolling around in were a shitton smarter than some batshit "OMG CHEMTRAILS" lady SocketWrench fucked around with this message at 10:58 on Jan 30, 2016 |
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Anyone screenshot this before it went down?
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Discendo Vox posted:Yes- particularly as reinterpreted by white supremacists in the 1960s in response to the CRA. I posted an article upthread that covers the general history of the ideology quite well. I wonder how the ideology twists in different countries. I say this because I'm british and had to deal with a native sovcit. I work at an energy company and one of our customers demands to be called by the whole 'of the family' thing and wanted us to pay them in silver for taking meter readings. Obviously some of the stuff will be the same but since they don't have any cultural baggage to do with the American Civil War, I wonder if they place emphasis on different areas of their crazy ideas as opposed to those in the US.
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UrbicaMortis posted:I wonder how the ideology twists in different countries. I say this because I'm british and had to deal with a native sovcit. I work at an energy company and one of our customers demands to be called by the whole 'of the family' thing and wanted us to pay them in silver for taking meter readings.
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Entropic posted::itshappening: Oh that's just the refuge people going back to work. "'Sup? Y'all still out here? We brought some k-cups with us, but you're going to have to wait for Christina if you want anything decaf."
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Entropic posted::itshappening: Last night at about 8 or 9pm their time, four vehicles drove up to one of their barricades before turning, spawning a couple of hours of terrified streaming. First, they saw a drone, which they debated about shooting down. They didn't, and they eventually rationialized -- I mean, "received intel" that the drone was a honeypot to get them to shoot, which would give the snipers secreted all around their location to get the green light to blow them away. Then Ammon's wife (I think) called and she and two lawyers repeatedly tried to get them to leave, or at the very least to get competent legal representation. The fat guy kept whining about how the rest of the patriots left them behind and didn't tell them about the "walk out unharmed" deadline, and kept whining that the FBI wouldn't take his proposed compromise of "let us go home with no charges ever". Every time the lawyers tried to point out that the three people stuck with the fat guy could leave of their own free will, Kylo Meth started flipping out at them. They all kept complaining about how America hadn't risen up to save them yet either. The fat guy also talked about how the moon and a bunch of bald eagles told him he's under God's protection. Eventually, Kylo Meth hosed up restarting the stream (again) and they went dark. I don't think they've streamed since around 11pm-12am their time. EDIT: It's weird they haven't streamed more, because they have professed multiple times that they believe the only reason the FBI hasn't murdered them all is because of the stream. kazmeyer fucked around with this message at 17:07 on Jan 30, 2016 |
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I know it was a very mild winter to start and all... but why would they decide to start this in the middle of winter and not say, spring time?
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Your Gay Uncle posted:Ammon: Ok, we've had a lot of trouble with this occupation before, but I think we can do it this time . Pete, what are our odds? That's a loving 50 DKP minus! WHAT THE gently caress WAS THAT poo poo?
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