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Will Trump get stumped?
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#FeelTheBern
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Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

1.4% separates Bernie and Hillary now

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Joementum posted:

Iowa City can't report the numbers because the precinct chair's phone battery is dead. Caucuses own.

Wolf Blitzer gonna kick down her door gripping potatoes in both hands, screaming,"WE'RE GONNA MAKE A BATTERY!"

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Nooooo O'Malley we needed you as our Biden-lite :smith:

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Thank god O'Malley won't waste any more time at the debates

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

1.4%

Cockblocktopus
Apr 18, 2009

Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.


:rip: O'Malley

You weren't just a not-Clinton, you were a not-not-Clinton :rip:

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames
I will make the Official Bernie and Trump Bro/Sis Thread tomorrow so we can all hug it out. So sad, Iowa is full of LOSERS.

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
1.5%

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Wait there's concession speeches? omg this will be the first time I'm tuned in to listen to Trump's awful moaning

marchantia
Nov 5, 2009

WHAT IS THIS
no poo poo CNN

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Rubio's 3-2-1 is going to work and the poor guy is going to actually have to campaign some more.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



RIP

OrangeKing
Dec 5, 2002

They do play in October!

eric posted:

Wow did trump supporters not show up or did Rubio take a bunch of last minute votes from him?

Usually MOMENTUM is bullshit, but it did look like Rubio seemed to be winning the late ground war over the past few days. I imagine he grabbed support mostly from the candidates who didn't have much support and/or undecided voters, though, while Trump just (predictably) had moderate trouble with getting people out to the caucuses.

XboxPants
Jan 30, 2006

Steven doesn't want me watching him sleep anymore.

EugeneJ posted:

CAN BERNIE OVERCOME THE ONE PERCENT

Answer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A

biznatchio
Mar 31, 2001


Buglord

No Butt Stuff posted:

who is that and how would they know

http://www.decisiondeskhq.com/

Frinkahedron
Jul 26, 2006

Gobble Gobble
rip

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/694354314945511424

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
Why would MOM drop out before the vote counts are even in?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Pakled posted:

CNN SAYS O'MALLEY SUSPENDING HIS CAMPAIGN

He had one?

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

FadingChord posted:

:rip: O'Malley

You weren't just a not-Clinton, you were a not-not-Clinton :rip:

He was too sexy for this race full of uggos

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

:hellnaw:

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008
Turnip, no :smithfrog:

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

The thing about Trump is that he's in it to win it, to a degree (imo) well above and beyond the other candidates. He's shown a capacity to adapt and evolve well above the others in the race. After tonight he's going to rev up his primary efforts x9000 fold.

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
Randmania runnin wild all over Jeb!

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

KEY RACE ALERT

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007

at a glance i thought this was Trump. god if only

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Martin O'Malley going to take back his corners now.

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Everything you'e posted seems to show that caucuses are undemocratic and unreliable.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
rand wrecking jeb

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
1.4%

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

marchantia posted:

God if Rubio comes in second :shlick:

edit - also on CNN "sanders source: will declare victory regardless of vote count" :tipshat: lol welp

A Trump 3rd place failure would be the perfect narrative twist for his campaign downfall. All it takes is one big Loser moment for his bully demographic to turn on him.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Prorat posted:

Hillary is a literal evil and Cruz is a literal retard.
How could these people vote for them? It's mind blowing.

Does this mean they are ok with their leaders being puppets for big businesses?

:qq:

Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



THA TITTY THRILLER posted:

He was too sexy for this race full of uggos

:911: pour one out for an All-American Stud :911:

foobardog
Apr 19, 2007

There, now I can tell when you're posting.

-- A friend :)

squidgee posted:

Counterpoint: Ted Cruz is currently #1

Fair. Cruz is a poo poo head who is much more loathed by the establishment than Trump, so I'm less worried.

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
Trump, at last stumped

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



lmao that shot

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
O'Malley's stage is so sad :smith:

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Mr Jaunts posted:

Why would MOM drop out before the vote counts are even in?

yeah what if all the unreported precincts went full O'Malley? It is POSSIBLE

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014


Dude come on. At this point that 1% is huge. I'm sorry.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Rand alPaul posted:

Martin O'Malley going to take back his corners now.

Just don't let him be alone with Andy Krawcyzk :ohdear:

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Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.

zen death robot posted:

So is Jeb gonna hang in for New Hampshire?

Yes.

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