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AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cc7o-uDmvio&t=596s

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BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007


Lol this guy sounds like a dentist

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

lmao

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
buy this man an account

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer

Friendly Tumour posted:

buy this man an account

someone check if hes banned,
if so the lowtax refugee policy should kick in

boviscopophobic
Feb 5, 2016


LOL at the Hornet spawning upside-down in the hangar at 36:35.

boviscopophobic fucked around with this message at 10:51 on Feb 5, 2016

Mr Fronts
Jan 31, 2016

Yo! The Mafia supports you. But don't tell no one. Spread the word.

Wow, that guy has 1413 posts on the Frontier Developments forums. 879 in the current Citizen thread, and 513 in the last Citizen thread.

The other 21 were just wasted.



And... that's him in the pig pen...

Eonwe posted:

the discord chat owns because its a lot of people very angry about derek smart, and its always derek that is the insane angry person and not them



literally all just from today



https://robertsspaceindustries.com/citizens/tastymax

1392 posts on the Frontier forums about SC... 6 posts on RSI forums about SC. A true and zealous missionary, taking the Word out to the heathens...

ShredsYouSay
Sep 22, 2011

How's his widow holding up?

A Neurotic Jew posted:

just ur daily reminder about how loving insane this game is pitched

- Layered clothing/Character customisation/Women


Good to see the priorities

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I like looking at big priorities bouncing up and down

Iglocska
Nov 23, 2015

LowellDND posted:

25 gigs takes time to load :v:

What? It was 31 for me...

Can't wait for tonight, looking forward to xcom 2 :)

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel

Nation posted:

rice is hard

In china everyone has an electric rice cooker to cook rice in.

Ash1138
Sep 29, 2001

Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

Rude. Bigotry is not cool.

He's right about Sandi though.

Iglocska
Nov 23, 2015
So that's a gently caress ton of pages since last night, anyone willing to do a tl:dr;? :(

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer

Iglocska posted:

So that's a gently caress ton of pages since last night, anyone willing to do a tl:dr;? :(

Hail Hitler & Satan

Iglocska
Nov 23, 2015

Yolomon Wayne posted:

Hail Hitler & Satan

o.O

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

Iglocska posted:

So that's a gently caress ton of pages since last night, anyone willing to do a tl:dr;? :(

Ben made a fool of himself and, true to form, accidentally gave out all kinds of information about how SC isn't being developed. Backers are getting antsy.

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel

peter gabriel posted:

Everything about this is amazing but fuckin :lol: at how that chair pops out of the ship to greet him, it's like they sat at CIG going 'OK guys, we need more variation, we've used ladders with great success, has anyone got any other ideas though? - Yes, Chris?'

*hands wave wildly*

he has more than a thousand bucks worth of ships on his screen i think. he has the 'captured vandal scythe' which is the forklift one and really expensive like 500 bucks or something, and a bunch of other ones

darkarchon
Feb 2, 2016

My name is a trolling word

This video is good.

Iglocska
Nov 23, 2015

Tippis posted:

Ben made a fool of himself and, true to form, accidentally gave out all kinds of information about how SC isn't being developed. Backers are getting antsy.

Ooooh, any links?

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


Iglocska posted:

So that's a gently caress ton of pages since last night, anyone willing to do a tl:dr;? :(

new priority at CIG has been the development of an in-game spaceship sales showroom where mocapped npcs will demonstrate drinking champagne and will sell people more jpeg spaceships

meanwhile women will be in the game eventually but dont hold your breath

darkarchon
Feb 2, 2016

My name is a trolling word
http://imgur.com/a/PNHFD

This is unrelated, but more satisfactory than anything SC. It's good.

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

Sausage Citizen: We'll discuss the females when there is one.

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

BeefThief posted:

Sausage Citizen: We'll discuss the females when there is one.

lol

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
lmao they're going to lock the forums down so soon, i feel it. It's getting crazy.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
and they will blame whoever it is like they did with rebuying poo poo with store credit

Iglocska
Nov 23, 2015

alf_pogs posted:

new priority at CIG has been the development of an in-game spaceship sales showroom where mocapped npcs will demonstrate drinking champagne and will sell people more jpeg spaceships

meanwhile women will be in the game eventually but dont hold your breath

You're loving kidding me, right?

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
ben is going to choke on a ham bone and roberts is gonna EVA his brain when the FTC knocks on his door

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Has Sandi killed yet?

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


Iglocska posted:

You're loving kidding me, right?

not even a little bit

Chalks
Sep 30, 2009

Iglocska posted:

You're loving kidding me, right?

I think CIG are trying to defeat this thread by rendering parody redundant. Yes it is real.

Krakenwagen
Oct 31, 2015

Iglocska posted:

You're loving kidding me, right?

:gary: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33ToZW4o9AE&t=300s :yarg:

Cheatum the Evil Midget
Sep 11, 2000
I COULDN'T BACK UP ANY OF MY ARGUEMENTS, IGNORE ME PLEASE.

Eonwe posted:

Winning money and getting lovely drunk imo

Treat your wife to a nice dinner at Oscar's Beef Booze and Broads

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
hash house a go-go is killer in vegas

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Has Sandi killed yet?

Dolvak says she has.

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

Iglocska posted:

You're loving kidding me, right?

No. Actually, in retrospect, I suppose I should have begun by asking where you left off… but yes, that happened too. :haw:

I'm guessing that it's Chris trying to revisit and out-do the near-static ship store background action from Freelancer, but “fully immersive” in that standard backwards hyperbole that SC applies to everything when that term is dragged out to be abused.

Tippis fucked around with this message at 11:42 on Feb 5, 2016

Romes128
Dec 28, 2008


Fun Shoe
Your mother's a stretch goal

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


persistent idiots

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli
"Star Citizen: Our flea fly promotion."

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTAok6zQ398

Best drat Space Sim Ever

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it dont matter
Aug 29, 2008

hahahaha a loving spaceship dealership hahahaha

hey reddit pledge more, Crobber needs your cash so he can realistically model the physics in the champagne glass.



VealCutlet posted:

Greyhounds. Greyhounds are loving awesome and super cute puppies.







Greyhounds are cool. To the guy asking pages back for a chill dog: a greyhound is a good choice. Sure they can be made to run around a track chasing a mechanical bunny but irl they are laid back.


I like how they count Van Buren in fo3 dev time, despite it being a scrapped prototype made by another company, none of which made it into the actual Fallout 3. The chart is less good for star citizen if you count from when Bethesda started work on it in 2004.

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