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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Ben Carson
John Kasich
Chris Christie
Baby Hitler
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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
the only time i will say this: i stand with ben carson (on oblongball)

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HyperPuma
Jun 24, 2007

b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but trump is president
look i love peyton manning. peyton manning is a great football player. but lets be honest here, peyton manning is a disaster

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


SeANMcBAY posted:

I heard him say "when a woman is raped" 3 times in a row and I thought I was going insane.

well you're watching the gop debate in The Year Of Our Lord 2016 so

Bishop Rodan
Dec 5, 2011

See you in the funny papers, liebchen!

BeOSPOS posted:

someone post that abortionplex article from the onion lol

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



It's funny to think that this is the first presidental cycle in a lot of people's lives where gay scaremongering isn't a huge portion of the political discourse. The right lost that battle SO HARD

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Joementum posted:

Yeah, I think you guys are missing just how big a deal it is that Marco said women have the right to make decisions about their bodies, no matter when else he said following that.

Is that a big deal in general, or specifically for Rubio? I know he's hella pro-life, to the point where I think him saying he's in favor of abortion in cases where the life of the mother is in danger is a bit of a flip from his past positions.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Bryter posted:

Jeb! is so anti-abortion that he won't end his campaign

:pusheen:

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

Dead Cosmonaut posted:

Why are people supposed to give a poo poo about not-their-football-teams being in the Superb Owl?

more like handegg teams hahahanaha

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe
holy poo poo cruz. "with an eye to february 20, carolina" :smugdog:

like you take a question that is really difficult to come out of looking like a sociopath, and then...

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


bonus shot for those of us on the online stream: dumb guy with ugly people

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Rubio basically recovered after the first half hour, but it was brutal. We'll see what clips get played on repeat coming out of this.

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
Ban Michael Moore

Dead Cosmonaut
Nov 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Does any young Republican not look insufferable?

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
I hope that Ted Cruz gets hit by a tornado

Democrazy
Oct 16, 2008

If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.
Michael Moore does nothing for the liberal cause

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



It's KAY-SICK, not KAY-SICH you loving retard

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Louisgod posted:

Jeb! stumbled because he wasnt expecting applause mid-sentence withouth asking

Should've said please.

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007
michael moore is still making movies? does anyone watch them?

SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer

Joementum posted:

Rubio basically recovered after the first half hour, but it was brutal. We'll see what clips get played on repeat coming out of this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNRNHgi1RzU

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Fireside Nut
Feb 10, 2010

turp


Lol Mikey Moore with the troll ad buy

UV_Catastrophe
Dec 29, 2008

Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."
Pillbug
who are these creatures on abc right now

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

carson always gets laughs at these debates, that's basically his role

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Dead Cosmonaut posted:

Does any young Republican not look insufferable?

Be nice to the time-traveling young Ted

double negative
Jul 7, 2003


SedanChair posted:

holy poo poo cruz. "with an eye to february 20, carolina" :smugdog:

like you take a question that is really difficult to come out of looking like a sociopath, and then...

It's funny because he was actually, for once, just being honest

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

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♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

im the grove of reflection

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog



I'd drop $10 for an indie game named Abortionplex

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

valet parking! :haw:

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer
Some crazy meta

Fish Of Doom
Aug 18, 2004
I'm too awake for this to be a nightmare


The poo poo they show during the commercial breaks on ABC's stream is the most embarrassing thing

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

So sad seeing young republicans.

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
this is pretty meta

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

I liked his take on the drugs.

Dead Cosmonaut
Nov 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
ABC stole our loving bingo charts

crowoutofcontext
Nov 12, 2006

crazy meta

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


Joementum posted:

Rubio basically recovered after the first half hour, but it was brutal. We'll see what clips get played on repeat coming out of this.

I feel like he's got no retort for the attack that he's never done anything, and if he doesn't get one next debate they'll pummel him with it.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010


Streaming quality video in 2016 is hard, you guys!

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



I wish we had more people who were loud and obnoxious on the left. Moore is doing Satan's work out there

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Yoshifan823 posted:

Is that a big deal in general, or specifically for Rubio? I know he's hella pro-life, to the point where I think him saying he's in favor of abortion in cases where the life of the mother is in danger is a bit of a flip from his past positions.

It's a big deal in general. I have never heard a Republican say it. Calling it a "right" is way outside of the orthodoxy.

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