Republican New Hampshire Primary Debate, Feb. 6 ABC 8pm ET: Failing the Turing Test

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Who will win the debate?
	Donald Trump
	Ted Cruz
	Marco Rubio
	Jeb! Bush
	Ben Carson
	John Kasich
	Chris Christie
	Baby Hitler

Needs More Ditka: Dec 3, 2005; We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

Joementum posted:

Rubio basically recovered after the first half hour, but it was brutal. We'll see what clips get played on repeat coming out of this.

If Marcobot manages to recover from that, he's the nominee and a two term president and also Hulk Hogan

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EXTREME INSERTION: Jun 4, 2011; by LadyAmbien

I hate college republicans so much

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Spiky Ooze: Oct 27, 2005; Bernie Sanders is a friend to my planet (pictured)

click the shit outta^

Sir Tonk posted:

and she said Christie won... lol GOP

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Bryter: Nov 6, 2011; but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers

Epic High Five posted:

It's funny to think that this is the first presidental cycle in a lot of people's lives where gay scaremongering isn't a huge portion of the political discourse. The right lost that battle SO HARD

"Yeah, it's easy to look back and think we were bigots, but we had to struggle with some very difficult questions, such as 'what if man marry goat?'"

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Rasta_Al: Jul 14, 2001; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.; Fun Shoe

I bet during commercials Carson just stands immobile at his podium completely unaware they're at break.

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A GIANT PARSNIP: Apr 13, 2010; Too much fuckin' eggnog

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

do i pay a monthly membership fee or do i pay at the door whenever i go

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CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

HyperPuma posted:

look i love peyton manning. peyton manning is a great football player. but lets be honest here, peyton manning is a disaster

Pey-ton Man-ning gon-na lose.

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Count Roland: Oct 6, 2013

Jerusalem posted:

The dead are voting for Jeb

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Von Sloneker: Jul 6, 2009; as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility

MSNBC has a breaking news banner for Rubio repeating that line four times.

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memy: Oct 15, 2011; by exmarx

https://twitter.com/ABCPolitics/status/696172422790307840

wtf Wyoming

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logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

Rasta_Al posted:

I bet during commercials Carson just stands immobile at his podium completely unaware they're at break.

rubio's campaign manager rushes on stage and tries to debug his program

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Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Bryter posted:

Jeb! is so anti-abortion that he won't end his campaign

Good Lord

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silicone thrills: Jan 9, 2008; I paint things

Jesus loving christ, not another movie about Jesus Christ. gently caress.

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UV_Catastrophe: Dec 29, 2008; Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."; Pillbug

"Is this broadcasting?!?"

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Yudo: May 15, 2003

Joementum posted:

Rubio basically recovered after the first half hour, but it was brutal. We'll see what clips get played on repeat coming out of this.

I hope they get posted on pornhub.

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sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Marco has 'recovered' but he's recovered in the same way that if I go from having my legs cut off to crawling on my fingers I've 'recovered'.

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Democrazy: Oct 16, 2008; If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.

I don't understand how making movies about the Resurrection isn't considered profit-seeking blasphemy

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Fate Accomplice: Nov 30, 2006

Joementum posted:

Rubio basically recovered after the first half hour, but it was brutal. We'll see what clips get played on repeat coming out of this.

I just saw that clip and holy poo poo marco got demolished. I am amazed he's still alive.

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Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

JFC did ABC fire their entire off-site video team and give a bunch of interns iphones instead?

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oystertoadfish: Jun 17, 2003

so is this risen movie from pontius pilate's perspective? a lot of early christians considered him a saint. ever since it was decided to blame jews for killing god's son it's been fashionable to make pontius pilate look good

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oddium: Feb 21, 2006; end of the 4.5 tatami age

dude's got a venom snake horn :eyepop:

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Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

Yudo posted:

I hope they get posted on pornhub.

Cuban spit roast

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Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Tigntink posted:

Jesus loving christ, not another movie about Jesus Christ. gently caress.

Spoiler: He dies at the end. I was so upset I didn't bother reading the rest of the book. Dick move killing off the main character like that.

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Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

memy posted:

https://twitter.com/ABCPolitics/status/696172422790307840

wtf Wyoming

the guy in wyoming got google!

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swimming anime: Jan 4, 2006

in a minute domain

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Spiderjelly: Aug 22, 2006; Sign of evil.

JESUS THAT GUY IS UGLY

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Pompous Rhombus: Mar 11, 2007

Bryter posted:

Jeb! is so anti-abortion that he won't end his campaign

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mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

"jeb got in a fight with trump about eminent domain and lost"

confirmed unstumped

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Needs More Ditka: Dec 3, 2005; We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

memy posted:

https://twitter.com/ABCPolitics/status/696172422790307840

wtf Wyoming

i saw your ninja person who mixes their squared states!

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WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

Yudo posted:

I hope they get posted on pornhub.

Pornhub doesn't allow rape videos.

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tinstaach: Aug 3, 2010; MAGNetic AttITUDE

Wow, one of the moron students on the stream said that Jeb! lost the fight with Trump on "independent domain".

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Dr.Zeppelin: Dec 5, 2003

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Marco has 'recovered' but he's recovered in the same way that if I go from having my legs cut off to crawling on my fingers I've 'recovered'.

the difference is you don't have a huge industry who wants nothing more than convincing everyone you just ran a marathon

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Louisgod: Sep 25, 2003; Always Watching; Bread Liar

Spiderjelly posted:

JESUS THAT GUY IS UGLY

Dont sign your posts

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Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Jesus movies are not going away. You can make them super lovely, transparently grifty, poorly written, and make everything up as you go and still turn a profit

I challenge any of you to sit down and actually watch God's Not Dead

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Dead Cosmonaut: Nov 14, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

why isn't :brazzers: a smily?

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CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it