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| In my dreams Football Johnny forever rolls right gesticulating and pump faking and lowering his head into clown rear end fools and he's got a good buzz on and he's throwing incredibly late to a receiver who's been open since the dawn of time and when he completes the touchdown pass he pops a bottle at the club and i wake up and i am Active in my Private Area |
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Is Johnny a cowboy and/or dead yet?
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Feb 17, 2016 17:12
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Ribsauce posted:How many homeless people would recognize Jimmy Haslem? The ones who became homeless from Haslam's business practices would
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Feb 17, 2016 17:16
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Donkwich posted:The ones who became homeless from Haslam's business practices would brian hoyer landed on his feet somehow
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Feb 17, 2016 17:17
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Homeless people use the newspaper as a blanket. Haslam probably had a cover photo on the PD at some point between his purchase of the Browns and the draft.
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Feb 17, 2016 19:33
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It's Ohio, home of the Bengals, Browns, Cavaliers, and Indians. tbh any billionaire still willingly spending their time there and not feeling shame is more unbelievable to me than one accidentally hearing a homeless guy say 2 words
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Feb 17, 2016 19:38
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Guys, what if the Homeless guy was Manziel from the future? 
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Feb 17, 2016 20:15
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I thought we established the fat drunk Johnny guy was him from the future
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Feb 17, 2016 20:16
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Chilichimp posted:Guys, what if the Homeless guy was Manziel from the future? What if the Homeless guy was present Manziel in a wig and dirty clothes from an all night bender?
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Feb 17, 2016 20:21
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Lote posted:What if the Homeless guy was present Manziel in a wig and dirty clothes from an all night bender? What if Homeless guy was present Manziel in a wig and dirty clothes from the all night bender he just went on with future Johnny?
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Feb 17, 2016 20:22
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Fat drunk Johnny has a uterus transplant and has sex with Homeless Johnny and gives birth to Johnny
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Feb 17, 2016 20:25
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Chilichimp posted:Guys, what if the Homeless guy was Manziel from the future? I've already said that in here. 
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Feb 17, 2016 20:28
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Hockles posted:I've already said that in here. Sup, fellow Star Trek fan. (/Time travel plot fan? idk)
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Feb 17, 2016 20:31
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If you draft him...he will party hard...
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Feb 17, 2016 20:59
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Donkwich posted:Fat drunk Johnny has a uterus transplant and has sex with Homeless Johnny and gives birth to Johnny Excuse me please don't cliff note the erotic story I emailed you last week that's very rude
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Feb 17, 2016 21:13
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What if all the quarterbacks are secretly time traveling Johnny
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Feb 17, 2016 21:20
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Don't be ridiculous. The real question is what if Russel Wilson is one of Tom bradys illegitimate children from his jungle fever days. Think about it
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Ammanas posted:Don't be ridiculous. The real question is what if Russel Wilson is one of Tom bradys illegitimate children from his jungle fever days. Think about it Then sb49 was yet another time the prick kept his half-kid down. I was gonna do a lovely photoshop of the Quick and the Dead scene but gotta go to work 
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Feb 17, 2016 21:40
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Chilichimp posted:Guys, what if the Homeless guy was Manziel from the future? I wonder what future Johnny Manziel's train of thought would have been there. "If I was just drafted by the Cleveland Browns 'football' Organization, everything would have turned out all right for me."
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Feb 18, 2016 15:29
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Roger Craig posted:I wonder what future Johnny Manziel's train of thought would have been there. "If I was just drafted by the Cleveland Browns 'football' Organization, everything would have turned out all right for me." Maybe future manziel was drafted by the cowboys first and flamed out so bad that he couldn't show his goblin face in texas, so he went back in time to have himself drafted by the browns so his fraudulence wouldn't be so blatant since he could just say it was the browns' fault for not having an oline that could give him a stable pocket for 15 seconds each play.
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Feb 18, 2016 15:54
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Roger Craig posted:I wonder what future Johnny Manziel's train of thought would have been there. "If I was just drafted by the Cleveland Browns 'football' Organization, everything would have turned out all right for me." Future Manziel was drafted by the Vikings. The Browns had a few playoff appearances with QB Teddy Bridgewater while Manziel spent his whole career getting clowned by Aaron Rodgers. His career came to an end when Clay Matthews tore his right arm clean off and took it home with him.
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Feb 18, 2016 16:17
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Guys, JFF has surpassed Ryan Leaf for most spectacular flameout in NFL football. Ryan Leaf. Let's all take a moment to appreciate that milestone.
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Feb 18, 2016 19:15
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Lol yeah loving right dude. JFF hasn't even been arrested or caught stealing pills from locker rooms.
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Feb 18, 2016 19:23
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Ryan Leaf is the biggest flop and he and Manziel are both terrible failures at life, but Aaron Hernandez and Rae Carruth both have them easily beat for most spectacular flameout from the league itself.
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Feb 18, 2016 19:24
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Chokes McGee posted:Guys, JFF has surpassed Ryan Leaf for most spectacular flameout in NFL football. Nah Ryan Leaf will probably be unsurpassed in expectation vs results and self-aggrandizement. Basically only idiots believed in JFF while Leaf was widely expected to be great Nail Rat posted:Ryan Leaf is the biggest flop and he and Manziel are both terrible failures at life, but Aaron Hernandez and Rae Carruth both have them easily beat for most spectacular flameout from the league itself. Hernandez is interesting because he was still really good at playing football and if he didn't go around murdering folks he'd probably still be a top TE in the league and that Pats would be even more successful. Him and Gronk on two TE sets was ridiculous Ammanas fucked around with this message at 19:31 on Feb 18, 2016 |
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Feb 18, 2016 19:28
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If Ryan Leaf had been in a remake of the Mean Joe Greene Coke ad, someone would have picked the jersey off, whereas Football Goblin would have missed the shoot because he was asleep in an alley.
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Feb 18, 2016 19:34
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Chokes McGee posted:Guys, JFF has surpassed Ryan Leaf for most spectacular flameout in NFL football. Manziel wasn't even drafted as highly as Christian Ponder. Leaf was taken second overall. There's no competition here.
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Feb 18, 2016 22:45
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I liked watching Leaf in college
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Feb 18, 2016 23:56
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Chokes McGee posted:Guys, JFF has surpassed Ryan Leaf for most spectacular flameout in NFL football. I would also say that Jamarcus Russell is a bigger flameout than Manziel.
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Feb 19, 2016 00:12
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No one ever remembers Akili Smith
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Feb 19, 2016 00:20
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Lote posted:I would also say that Jamarcus Russell is a bigger flameout than Manziel. Whoa there, motherfucker
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Feb 19, 2016 00:32
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Lote posted:I would also say that Jamarcus Russell is a bigger flameout than Manziel. Not even close.
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Feb 19, 2016 01:09
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Lote posted:I would also say that Jamarcus Russell is a bigger flameout than Manziel. MrLogan posted:Not even close. Manziel is a bust, but he wasn't even his own team's first pick in the draft. He only got paid 8 million. Hell, you could argue Justin Gilbert was even a bigger bust from a draft value squandering. edit I just realized you may mean it isn't even close and JaMarcus was a bigger flameout Ribsauce fucked around with this message at 01:37 on Feb 19, 2016 |
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Feb 19, 2016 01:34
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Wonder if Russel is broke these days, or if he saved his money.
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Feb 19, 2016 02:57
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Well this was five years ago. Extrapolate from there. http://www.tmz.com/2011/03/03/jamarcus-russell-oakland-raiders-foreclosure-home-mansion-nfl-qwuarterback/
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Feb 19, 2016 03:19
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Feb 19, 2016 03:28
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Ammanas posted:Nah its 100% true. Cleveland has a nice riverfront promenade where billionaires and homeless people mingle to discuss athletics. I'm no fancypants billionaire, but I can attest to the fact that the hobos in Cleveland will give you terrible advice, solicited or otherwise
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Feb 19, 2016 03:38
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commieB posted:I'm no fancypants billionaire, but I can attest to the fact that the hobos in Cleveland will give you terrible advice, solicited or otherwise Hire the hobos as coach, the Browns will probably go 5-11 at least
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Feb 19, 2016 05:43
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#TankForClevelandHobo
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Feb 19, 2016 12:56
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You don't have to do that, I'm sure there's already a few in the tank waiting for bail.
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My personal 'pinion is that Haslam used "homeless person" to substitute for "poor-looking guy" and the guy had a home and in fact probably has given Haslam's stupid piece of poo poo corporation hundreds of dollars in his miserable life
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