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Theris posted:If it wasn't for high likelihood of his efforts wiping the phone or otherwise contaminating evidence, I'd like to see him try. If only because I'm super curious as to how one uses social engineering on a dead couple. Probably something like necromancy and bullets dipped in pigs blood.
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 18:44 |
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SubponticatePoster posted:Incorrect. Golf owns if:
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 18:48 |
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https://twitter.com/DanScavino/status/700368610322206720 America.
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 18:52 |
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Your Dunkle Sans posted:Not enough to justify the ecological waste and inherent wealth inequality. I'd be fine with replacing the greens with turf or local vegetation for ecological reasons. Just make it a park, put up an area to keep kids from walking on the fairway, make it free or cheap. Alternatively, nationalize all clubs, keep fees low, ban private clubs. Golf is all about hitting white things into a little hole so you can bask in nature. Just let the ball represent capitalism and white supremacy. The point, comrade, is not to destroy golf itself, but to share its blessings with the people. We must form a dictatorship of the gophers!
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Theris posted:If it wasn't for high likelihood of his efforts wiping the phone or otherwise contaminating evidence, I'd like to see him try. If only because I'm super curious as to how one uses social engineering on a dead couple. You string them up like a marionette or use cats to move them around like in Rick and Morty to see if people can't tell the difference.
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 18:54 |
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Savage.
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 18:54 |
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Lol if people realize the Pope is one of the last absolute monarchs left, and begin expelling Catholics from the party for being filthy papists.
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 18:55 |
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UV_Catastrophe posted:It's almost like our constitution has some pretty serious bugs and defects, and the only reason we haven't had a greater number of constitutional crises in our history is sheer, dumb luck. I made a joke a few weeks back about the US being a Bethesda game (Fallout 4 to be precise) and I'm more and more convinced it was to on the nose
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 18:56 |
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https://twitter.com/existentialfish/status/700368207404789760
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 18:56 |
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Please declare a Crusade against the GOP Pope Francis, I have nothing better to do on my off time and it would be cool to learn how to make Teutonic Order plate armor with the funny helmets
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 18:57 |
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foobardog posted:I'd be fine with replacing the greens with turf or local vegetation for ecological reasons. Just make it a park, put up an area to keep kids from walking on the fairway, make it free or cheap. The two biggest wastes of public water are golf courses and cemeteries.
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Chokes McGee posted:John McAffee can't make AV software that isn't poo poo, I'm somehow unconcerned about that psychopath's credentials. yeah it was purely posted for joke purposes
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 18:58 |
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We may not have been wholly fair to Jeb if it turns out that Trump can even own the Pope on twitter.
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 18:58 |
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UV_Catastrophe posted:It's almost like our constitution has some pretty serious bugs and defects, and the only reason we haven't had a greater number of constitutional crises in our history is sheer, dumb luck. I think it's sheer dumb stubbornness and the ability for the basic tenets of gently caress workers and gently caress black people to never be discarded.
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 19:00 |
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foobardog posted:I'd be fine with replacing the greens with turf or local vegetation for ecological reasons. Just make it a park, put up an area to keep kids from walking on the fairway, make it free or cheap. Yeah this. 99% of the problem with golf is that private clubs exist as a barrier so that the vast majority of people can never really enjoy the game since even public courses can overcharge since they're still cheaper. The other 1% is that your skills as a kart wheel man are not factored into your final score.
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 19:00 |
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zoux posted:We may not have been wholly fair to Jeb if it turns out that Trump can even own the Pope on twitter. Jeb was the first victim in a horror movie where they were doing something insanely retarded so we don't realize just how much the monster can gently caress people up yet.
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 19:00 |
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Theris posted:If it wasn't for high likelihood of his efforts wiping the phone or otherwise contaminating evidence, I'd like to see him try. If only because I'm super curious as to how one uses social engineering on a dead couple. Magic mushroom pill.
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 19:02 |
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 19:03 |
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The Pope's entire thing is still "Hey fuckers quit being dicks to each other" right?
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 19:08 |
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DemeaninDemon posted:The Pope's entire thing is still "Hey fuckers quit being dicks to each other" right? That's anti-Republican thinking, friend!
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 19:08 |
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DemeaninDemon posted:The Pope's entire thing is still "Hey fuckers quit being dicks to each other" right? Yeah and that poo poo INFRINGES ON MY CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 19:09 |
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The second part of that headline is way more important but, will likely not be covered as much as the first.
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 19:09 |
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https://twitter.com/PFTCommenter/status/700374160686477312
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 19:11 |
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weekly font posted:Hell yeah. If you're not treating golf like it's the outdoor equivalent of going bowling, you're doing it very wrong. Golf on TV is for stroke recovery patients who like soothing vocal tones and nice green colors. Actually playing golf seems like a societal cover charge for being drunk in public and puttering around in golf carts. People who take golf seriously enough to get angry and shout at people about it need to be removed from the gene pool. Put-Put or miniature golf is for killing time, dates, and getting your mom to drop you off there with 20$ that you will instead spend on go-carts and pinball. Golf movies, for some reason, are almost always pretty good. Even Tin Cup. Can't explain that. All that said, I can see how whacking the snot out of little balls with a heavy club might be appealing as a stress release for presidents. Playing pick-up basketball with your secret service agents and west wing nerds probably loses its appeal after you start blatantly fouling people and not getting called on it. Not that it happened, but from that scene from the West Wing I'd assume its tough playing team sports as the President.
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DemeaninDemon posted:The Pope's entire thing is still "Hey fuckers quit being dicks to each other" right? Well he did just have a joint statement with the Russian Patriarch condemning gay marriage
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 19:17 |
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Amazing comments from a Pope who sleeps every night in a building THAT HAS WALLS.
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 19:18 |
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I'm so excited for this election cycle to be over
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 19:21 |
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KomradeX posted:Well he did just have a joint statement with the Russian Patriarch condemning gay marriage Oh good at least he's still part of a backwards, idiotic religion that moves slower than Congress.
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 19:24 |
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Poonerman posted:I'm so excited for this election cycle to be over Just think--you'll get a whole six months of silence before the next one starts!
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 19:24 |
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PFTCOMMENTER is the best person on twitter. FetusSlapper posted:
You've been spraying the ball left, right, and missing every putt. But just once you pull out a seven iron and put the ball 5 inches from the pin and it's the coolest God drat feeling ever. Then you get to the next tee, buy a beer from the drink cart and put your next drive into a pond and who the gently caress cares did you see that shot I had?!?
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 19:24 |
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Rubber Tucky posted:Amazing comments from a Pope who sleeps every night in a building THAT HAS WALLS. Feh! Next, he'll be saying he has a REFRIGERATOR with FOOD in it!
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 19:26 |
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radical meme posted:The second part of that headline is way more important but, will likely not be covered as much as the first. He also hinted that Catholic lawmakers should feel free to vote for same-sex marriage and civil unions as long as it fell within the restraints of their “well-formed conscience.” So, lots of cool new things from the Pope today.
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 19:28 |
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Combed Thunderclap posted:Gosh, I sure hope the old "Pope Is Mind-Controlling Catholics" meme doesn't reappear en masse just in time for election season. It's the hat, and it doesn't work on every Catholic. Only bishop's mitres have the little receivers in them. Ever noticed that this pope doesn't wear the mitre, and coincidentally he's facing severe pushback from... THE BISHOPS???
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 19:33 |
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OxySnake posted:You've been spraying the ball left, right, and missing every putt. But just once you pull out a seven iron and put the ball 5 inches from the pin and it's the coolest God drat feeling ever. Then you get to the next tee, buy a beer from the drink cart and put your next drive into a pond and who the gently caress cares did you see that shot I had?!? I birdie'd on a short 3 par at a serious course with my friends and I have never played since because I realized I hit my peak
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radical meme posted:The second part of that headline is way more important but, will likely not be covered as much as the first. Holy gently caress (...).
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 19:56 |
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radical meme posted:The second part of that headline is way more important but, will likely not be covered as much as the first. He's clearly trying to go as left as possible without the rest of the Church literally killing him in his sleep. I can live with the Church being anti-abortion as along as they aren't also anti-contraception.
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EDIT: Double post.
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Pixelboy posted:I'm sure there may be very nice people there, but at this point our only option may be to fence this cesspool off - nobody in or out. Let them die off and start again. Hey, I'm stuck living here! I support your fencing plan if paired with a program to help me emigrate from SC to a sane country, like England or New Zealand Unfortunately just admitting the American Revolution was a mistake doesn't qualify you for British citizenship
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 20:05 |
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Apparently a bunch of YMCAs in Detroit were making middle-school kids perform mock slave auctions, for over twenty years.quote:At night during the camp, according to two African-American parents, their children were made to act as slaves on the auction block while some teachers and camp instructors acted as slave masters, chasing them on real horsebacks.
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 20:07 |
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Well I guess that's one way to teach kids about the horror of slavery but uh yikes Might want to not do it with kids that young before their tiny minds are a little more familiar with this lovely thing we call Life
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