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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



fishmech posted:

reminder that the funniest possible result is trump winning anyway after thousands of rounds at the convention

Then every delegate that voted for him is seen driving home in a new car

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SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
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fishmech posted:

reminder that the funniest possible result is trump winning anyway after thousands of rounds at the convention

The GOPe would respond by saying that winning through a contested convention is inherently illegitimate.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



triple sulk posted:

Kasich will get a late surge from this, place second in Michigan, and chaos will reign supreme.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
Great news for Ted Cruz...

https://twitter.com/JonahNRO/status/706950915887071232

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

MysteriousStranger posted:

Can't you say the same about Virginia though? You've got a bunch of socially liberal fiscally conservative hawks right around the beltway, which happen to be the bluest areas of the state, and then a bunch of flyover areas that aren't doing to well and are more social conservative and love them some social security. NOVA didn't save Rubio, and I don't MD is going for him either.

Eh, but those socially conservative areas are pretty depopulated in Maryland. There are depopulated areas of Virginia, too, but there's a substantial population living outside of the Beltway as well. Not very many people in Maryland live outside of Baltimore, Annapolis, or the Beltway, though.

Most of the polls for Maryland that I've seen are a month or more old, though, so I really don't know.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Zohar posted:

it's worth noting actually on this point that people are thinking there's a 100% chance the convention will give the nom to someone else if Trump doesn't get a majority, but I'm not sure this is true particularly if it's close -- I think Lindsey Graham of all people said they should probably give it to Trump if he comes out on top

He's the funniest to watch because even though we know the Republicans are in crisis, he's the most public about it. He also said he "Couldn't believe [he] was saying this" on backing Ted Cruz about a week ago, and took it back the very next day.

Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
Fun Shoe
The absolute funniest situation would be Trump getting 1236 delegates, one short of the number needed to win, and then getting ratfucked out of the nomination.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

Patter Song posted:

The absolute funniest situation would be Trump getting 1236 delegates, one short of the number needed to win, and then getting ratfucked out of the nomination.

Oh my goodness, can you imagine the blood-orgy that would follow?

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

Majorian posted:

Eh, but those socially conservative areas are pretty depopulated in Maryland. There are depopulated areas of Virginia, too, but there's a substantial population living outside of the Beltway as well. Not very many people in Maryland live outside of Baltimore, Annapolis, or the Beltway, though.

Most of the polls for Maryland that I've seen are a month or more old, though, so I really don't know.

Not many people in VA outside of the beltway, Richmond, and Hampton Roads area. Both of the states are vast swaths of poo poo with a few very expensive upper end blue areas, bunch of stuff around a military area, and then a shithole of a deindustrialized city.

breaklaw
May 12, 2008
Rubio early voting lead seems like BS? Maybe because it probably is.


https://twitter.com/seanmdav/status/706924749776154624
https://twitter.com/seanmdav/status/706926836312383488

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
https://twitter.com/RobMorroLiberty/status/706954410409070592

This is good. I hope he starts going off on how Jeff Gannon is actually Johnny Gosch.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

yeah, that's pretty bs.

Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
Fun Shoe
Are people seriously digging up the Jeff Gannon stuff from a decade ago?

As hilarious as it is that they got a male prostitute press credentials to get him in and out of the White House, I'm not sure it's relevant to any current major GOP figures. Karl Rove is a has-been.

Mister Fister
May 17, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE


I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

Patter Song posted:

The absolute funniest situation would be Trump getting 1236 delegates, one short of the number needed to win, and then getting ratfucked out of the nomination.

He'd actually follow through with one of his lawsuit threats in this situation.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

karl rove having sex?

my vagina went so dry it's crinkling

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
The best point to make about Trump re: Florida is that the race is much tighter when you just interview the voting rolls, rather than relying on self-ID.

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Montasque posted:

https://twitter.com/RobMorroLiberty/status/706954410409070592

This is good. I hope he starts going off on how Jeff Gannon is actually Johnny Gosch.

It's funny how you can forget about all that. I sure did.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Patter Song posted:

Are people seriously digging up the Jeff Gannon stuff from a decade ago?

As hilarious as it is that they got a male prostitute press credentials to get him in and out of the White House, I'm not sure it's relevant to any current major GOP figures. Karl Rove is a has-been.

It plays into what's going on with the Trump thing... Lots of his supporters are Prison Planet types who believe that a cabal of evil elites have been puppet mastering everything since 1776.

Jeff Gannon plays into the mythology as many Prison Planet types believe that Jeff Gannon is actually Johnny Gosch; a boy who went missing in the 1980's. The story goes that Gannon/Gosch was kidnapped and turned into a project Monarch sex slave/drug runner for the CIA/elites.

Roseanne Barr(yes that Roseanne) told me that this is all real by the way. Not sure which 'alter' or personality was talking at the time though.

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Zwabu posted:

Jindal, no contest.

I never knew that Jindal did one of these stupid response videos. I youtubed it and holy gently caress does he sound like Kenneth the page

Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
Fun Shoe

Pick posted:

karl rove having sex?

my vagina went so dry it's crinkling

Even with Jeff Gannon?




The best thing about the Gannon story is that no one would've figured it out if Gannon hadn't blown his cover as a "reporter" by actually asking a question to George W. Bush at a White House Press Briefing and led all the actual reporters in the room to go "who the gently caress is this guy?"

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
https://twitter.com/mviser/status/706958005795950593

Yuge, if true.

Prof. Lurker
Mar 10, 2015

I've got the fire of human liberty!

I'm setting fires everywhere!

And humans are turning on everywhere!
https://youtu.be/XrvdyeD7NYs

Trumps anti Rubio ad for Florida

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

I can confirm; I saw it!

Who would've guessed that a woman who has modern enough attitudes to live in California and act in soft-core porn wouldn't want to vote for one of the ultra-Christian chucklefucks with their heads up their asses?

Demiurge4
Aug 10, 2011

Patter Song posted:

The best thing about the Gannon story is that no one would've figured it out if Gannon hadn't blown his cover as a "reporter" by actually asking a question to George W. Bush at a White House Press Briefing and led all the actual reporters in the room to go "who the gently caress is this guy?"

Context please.

TyrantWD
Nov 6, 2010
Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible

Prof. Lurker posted:

https://youtu.be/XrvdyeD7NYs

Trumps anti Rubio ad for Florida

That ad sounds like it was written by Trump himself.

david mammoth
Oct 15, 2012

Patter Song posted:

Even with Jeff Gannon?




The best thing about the Gannon story is that no one would've figured it out if Gannon hadn't blown his cover as a "reporter" by actually asking a question to George W. Bush at a White House Press Briefing and led all the actual reporters in the room to go "who the gently caress is this guy?"

The question was really great though.

quote:

Senate Democratic leaders have painted a very bleak picture of the U.S. economy. Harry Reid was talking about soup lines. And Hillary Clinton was talking about the economy being on the verge of collapse. Yet in the same breath they say that Social Security is rock solid and there's no crisis there. How are you going to work – you've said you are going to reach out to these people – how are you going to work with people who seem to have divorced themselves from reality?

EDIT: I'm like 99% convinced that Trump is a legit 9/11 truther at this point so I wouldn't be surprised if he bought the Gannon is Johnny Gosch stuff too.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
Another Michigan poll has hit the towers:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B4lhKxf9pMitbnNCTndaTWswVVE/view?pref=2&pli=1

Trump 40.89
Cruz 23.26
Kasich 23
Rubio 8

JumpinJackFlash
Nov 15, 2001
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCfXDChqu9w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZ80IlqV-Dw

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Montasque posted:

Another Michigan poll has hit the towers:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B4lhKxf9pMitbnNCTndaTWswVVE/view?pref=2&pli=1

Trump 40.89
Cruz 23.26
Kasich 23
Rubio 8

Has Kasich been polling this well in the midwest states so far or is he peeling support from Marco?

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/706963177486028805
https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/706963649160724480

david mammoth
Oct 15, 2012

zoux posted:

Has Kasich been polling this well in the midwest states so far or is he peeling support from Marco?

The polls we've had in the last few days all seem to indicate Rubio collapsing hard and Kasich picking up steam, yeah.

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Mister Fister posted:

He'd actually follow through with one of his lawsuit threats in this situation.

You mean Stone's threat to burn the building down

Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
Fun Shoe

Demiurge4 posted:

Context please.

"Jeff Gannon," real name Jim Guckert, was a member of the White House Press Corps for "Talon News." Never heard of Talon News? That's the point...there's a good chance "Talon News" was created specifically to give Gannon an organization to claim he represented. Gannon had no actual journalistic experience whatsoever (well, he claims he edited his high school newspaper) and was shuffled into the press corps for other talents...period websites that he had running advertising his talent as a military-fetish gay prostitute with an 8 inch penis. (I'm kind of amazed I remembered that off the top of my head after a decade, but I checked and that's what he claimed). Anyway, the theory at the time, never definitively proven, was that Gannon used his White House press credentials to gain access to the White House and whore himself out to prominent Bush Administration officials, especially Karl Rove.

One day in 2005, Gannon decided to actually try his hand at this "journalism" thing and raised his hand as a Presidential press briefing, and when W. called on him (by name), Gannon asked "How are you going to work with Senate Democratic leaders who seem to have divorced themselves from reality?" Needless to say, this question raised a lot of eyebrows from all the actual journalists in the room and got them to look into Gannon's and Talon News' background.

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer

zoux posted:

Has Kasich been polling this well in the midwest states so far or is he peeling support from Marco?

I think there might be some genuine strategic voting going on, across the states. Marco and Kasich are swapping support, and I think even some Rubio people are voting for Cruz in places that might stump Trump (LA, KY, Midwest).

Impossible to prove, but I have a hard time believing it's a coincidence that Rubio is doing better in Florida, Kasich in Ohio/Michigan, and Cruz in the south/Midwest all at around the same time.

TwinsensRevenge
Aug 13, 2013


Trump endorsement inc, waiting for the heel turn

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

Prof. Lurker posted:

https://youtu.be/XrvdyeD7NYs

Trumps anti Rubio ad for Florida

love this

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

TyrantWD posted:

That ad sounds like it was written by Trump himself.

Mayor Quimby for president

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Patter Song posted:

Even with Jeff Gannon?




The best thing about the Gannon story is that no one would've figured it out if Gannon hadn't blown his cover as a "reporter" by actually asking a question to George W. Bush at a White House Press Briefing and led all the actual reporters in the room to go "who the gently caress is this guy?"

Nah, I remember this, but for some reason really did not remember Karl Rove being mentioned.

david mammoth
Oct 15, 2012

Patter Song posted:

"Jeff Gannon," real name Jim Guckert, was a member of the White House Press Corps for "Talon News." Never heard of Talon News? That's the point...there's a good chance "Talon News" was created specifically to give Gannon an organization to claim he represented. Gannon had no actual journalistic experience whatsoever (well, he claims he edited his high school newspaper) and was shuffled into the press corps for other talents...period websites that he had running advertising his talent as a military-fetish gay prostitute with an 8 inch penis. (I'm kind of amazed I remembered that off the top of my head after a decade, but I checked and that's what he claimed). Anyway, the theory at the time, never definitively proven, was that Gannon used his White House press credentials to gain access to the White House and whore himself out to prominent Bush Administration officials, especially Karl Rove.

One day in 2005, Gannon decided to actually try his hand at this "journalism" thing and raised his hand as a Presidential press briefing, and when W. called on him (by name), Gannon asked "How are you going to work with Senate Democratic leaders who seem to have divorced themselves from reality?" Needless to say, this question raised a lot of eyebrows from all the actual journalists in the room and got them to look into Gannon's and Talon News' background.

Please don't leave out the part about how Jeff Gannon's real name is not Jim Guckert but kidnapped child Johnny Gosch, mind-controlled by the CIA.

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Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Pick posted:

He's the funniest to watch because even though we know the Republicans are in crisis, he's the most public about it. He also said he "Couldn't believe [he] was saying this" on backing Ted Cruz about a week ago, and took it back the very next day.

because he knows cruz will lose and lose badly if he gets the nom. the left has so much poo poo they could dump on about his statements about gays alone. I mean he went and spoke at a kill the gays events and has buddyed up with theological nutjobs who want the US to be Christian isis. plus he would probably do even more damage to the country and the party then trump(somehow)

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