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In the E/N thread titled, "How do I get through the next six months?", OP Benny Harvey begins to lose his poo poo.Benny Harvey posted:I'm not whining to co-workers. They are the ones bringing it up. I'm certainly not the one asking why I'm single. It's other people who are asking me why I am single and you would have realised that had you actually loving read what I had written. But hey gently caress that, that doesn't fit with your narcissistic world view that sees oval office power making all men weak. And the perceived power of your oval office is important for you because it's the only thing you think can give you strength over men because despite being a narcissist you don't see yourself as anything more than a glorified friction bag. DO YOU LOVE ME NOW DADDY?
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Roro posted:In the E/N thread titled, "How do I get through the next six months?", OP Benny Harvey begins to lose his poo poo.
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# ? Mar 16, 2016 23:26 |
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KFC Nashville Hot Chicken
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# ? Mar 16, 2016 23:45 |
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Sloober posted:Please pay attention to me i'm an introvert
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Roro posted:In the E/N thread titled, "How do I get through the next six months?", OP Benny Harvey begins to lose his poo poo. You missed the part where he flips out when someone calls him a bitch and how their feminism is hypocritical and his is superior despite, y'know throwing "oval office" around.
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Geniasis posted:You missed the part where he flips out when someone calls him a bitch and how their feminism is hypocritical and his is superior despite, y'know throwing "oval office" around. The "uncle tom" quote, while funny, wasn't as good as "LOVE ME DADDY"
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# ? Mar 17, 2016 00:17 |
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I think that thread is going to provide many good quotes. Probably best to let it unfold naturally.
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Tesseraction posted:I think that thread is going to provide many good quotes. Probably best to let it unfold naturally. If you touch it, the OP will smell the difference and abandon it in the nest.
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Roro posted:In the E/N thread titled, "How do I get through the next six months?", OP Benny Harvey begins to lose his poo poo. Geniasis posted:You missed the part where he flips out when someone calls him a bitch and how their feminism is hypocritical and his is superior despite, y'know throwing "oval office" around. Why is this guy single? Edit: Maybe I should go ask in his thread.
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Centripetal Horse posted:Why is this guy single? Did the post I quoted not clue you in? The guy's a hardcore MRA that doesn't think he is. Also very insufferable. Subjunctive posted:If you touch it, the OP will smell the difference and abandon it in the nest. That's an urban myth, the OP's inherent stench masks the scent of interference.
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# ? Mar 17, 2016 03:21 |
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Centripetal Horse posted:Why is this guy single? He's just waiting for the right oval office to come along.
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Roro posted:Did the post I quoted not clue you in? The guy's a hardcore MRA that doesn't think he is. Also very insufferable. I was joking. The funny was supposed to be that his woman-repelling qualities are obvious to everyone except him. Pat Mustard posted:He's just waiting for the right oval office to come along. There we go.
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# ? Mar 17, 2016 03:38 |
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Pat Mustard posted:He's just waiting for the right oval office to come along. But he can't punt on every oval office.
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coolatronic posted:But he can't punt on every oval office. But how much oval office could a blunt grunt punt?
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# ? Mar 17, 2016 06:58 |
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A bunt- -ch.
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# ? Mar 17, 2016 07:03 |
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Centripetal Horse posted:I was joking. The funny was supposed to be that his woman-repelling qualities are obvious to everyone except him. It's not a big deal, he's not even that interested in a relationship. He's just upset because his friends keep asking him if he's dating and he's afraid that they're going to think he's a pedophile(!) because he's not dating a girl. Or something. Benny Harvey posted:I've posted about this frequently before so sorry for repeating myself. Benny Harvey posted:Also, the former UK PM Ted Heath was recently accused (posthumastly) of being a paedophile. One of thing that came up when discussing the case was that he was never seen with any women.
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Inzombiac posted:Hinata AlmightyBob posted:Glaucoma
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honda whisperer posted:How many potatos does it take to kill an Irishman?
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# ? Mar 17, 2016 22:21 |
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What are you, some kind of faminist?
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Centripetal Horse posted:I was joking. The funny was supposed to be that his woman-repelling qualities are obvious to everyone except him. Whoops, I came across as more snappy than jokey, which is what I was intending. My bad!
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sirbeefalot posted:
Aesop Poprock posted:I didn't know donuts had skeletons
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# ? Mar 18, 2016 08:19 |
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From the Men Going Their Own Way thread (might also apply to Benny Harvey)Applewhite posted:I am taking my balls and going home! e: wayfinder posted:What are you, some kind of faminist?
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# ? Mar 18, 2016 09:25 |
quote:quote:hissss dont bread on me
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The Golden Man posted:Me, slowly opening the door to my dads den: dad I bought Japanese blue jeans again because of my anxiety manyak posted:Me: i used my student loan to buy ps4 because ps3 doesnt have blood born. Can i have $30 to get Wendys The Golden Man posted:me: mom i think i may be in trouble for getting $1300 in american money on a donation website by saying I have leukemia please dont sing dragula
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# ? Mar 18, 2016 19:21 |
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Excuse me sir, but there's a snake in your buns...
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# ? Mar 18, 2016 20:18 |
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Well huh. I guess my anaconda do want some.
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# ? Mar 18, 2016 20:21 |
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Subjunctive posted:Well huh. I guess my anaconda do want some.
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# ? Mar 18, 2016 21:05 |
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Subjunctive posted:Well huh. I guess my anaconda do want some. I object -- the context in the original song was that the gentleman's metaphorical anaconda's desire was contingent on the presence of buns, which is clearly also true of the literal reptile depicted in the picture in question, and furthermore,
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# ? Mar 18, 2016 21:15 |
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Can someone please kill the joke by explaining it to me thanks
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# ? Mar 18, 2016 21:25 |
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calhoun posted:The older goon looked at the younger with a loving, pitiful smile and said, "Good sir, I set her printer down on the other side of the river; you are still carrying it."
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Whiz Palace posted:Can someone please kill the joke by explaining it to me thanks
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Whiz Palace posted:Can someone please kill the joke by explaining it to me thanks This person is talking to their parents, and every time they're having a self-imposed problem their parents start singing 90s rock.
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PCOS Bill posted:I spent $800 making a rich rear end in a top hat AR-15 pistol. A tattoo is retarded though. Inzombiac posted:I etched #FeelTheBern into my shotgun because sharing ammunition is high-velocity socialism.
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trapped mouse posted:This person is talking to their parents, and every time they're having a self-imposed problem their parents start singing 90s rock. gently caress you i like it better when the parents are actual 90s rockstars, but 20 years older.
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# ? Mar 19, 2016 01:42 |
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Branis posted:sometimes I like to wear american flag boxers and watch JDAM videos, that way when I get a boner it's like i'm raising the flag. My own personal Iwo jima
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# ? Mar 19, 2016 03:38 |
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Anyone got the original printer carrying story? That was a good read
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Sylink posted:OSHA: Whats the terminal velocity of an unladen bolt down an elevator shaft? Platystemon posted:Metric or ANSI?
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# ? Mar 19, 2016 17:30 |
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God Hole posted:Anyone got the original printer carrying story? That was a good read Borky posted:A loose female acquaintance of mine calls me at 1:00am today and asks me if I could print something on the computer for her and bring it over in the afternoon. "Hey yeah sure sure, whatever you need I'll help you, I'm all yours," I tell her. She sends me this file and lo and behold I can't open it. It's made in Microsoft Publisher and I don't have that program so I begin panicing, trying to find this program or a way to print the file. Scouring the internet yields no results and I do my usual pacing in my room. Sham bam bamina! has a new favorite as of 18:18 on Mar 19, 2016 |
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Smythe posted:My man. Do not front with me. I am not from Idaho. I have Pizza out of ovens imported from italy. I have had pizza in NY. I have had pizza in Chicago. I have had a slice for $30 and a slice for $0.30. I have eaten a lot of pizza. Why? Because I'm a loving pig. I'm a manlet who can't eat green food so I eat Pizza and Ham and Macaroni Non Stop. I've got Type 2 and a RMS-Type Gut. I've got a fat rear end with greasy pimples. I pull the grease napkins out of ulilululia's trash and rub them on my hawaiin za for extra flavor. I'm a Pizza Expert. And guess what? The 2 x 2 Topping Medium Hand Tossed COupon from Dominos.com online delivery is a Good loving Deal for some P. God drat Deece. Pizza.
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