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Gnarleyhotep, you're to hard on ole shmork n' beans. He's not a huge piece of poo poo. I'm sure, if you had a drink, you'd find a lot of similarities. You both bleed, you both have hopes and fears, and you both are full of gumguts.
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The Pony Incident posted:Wow, look at all those cool things that idiot did. What a JERK. How DARE they do those cool things Nice meltdown
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Mar 21, 2016 03:43
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Ork of Fiction posted:He also talked his schizophrenic fiance into believing that she is an internet genderwitch who could hypnotize men to be her sissy slaves, and then, when she had a breakdown, he recorded it and put it online so that he could try to make money off it. After it didn't pan out, he had her institutionalized and left her. drat, I never knew this
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The Pony Incident posted:that sounds like a lot of conjecture to me no thats p much what happened., i mean he posted the recording himself
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Mar 21, 2016 03:45
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Ork of Fiction posted:He also talked his schizophrenic fiance into believing that she is an internet genderwitch who could hypnotize men to be her sissy slaves, and then, when she had a breakdown, he recorded it and put it online so that he could try to make money off it. After it didn't pan out, he had her institutionalized and left her. i don't remember this from the last thread and it seems more likely that the mental illness displayed would come from within.
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greg sexyvibes posted:Gnarleyhotep, you're to hard on ole shmork n' beans. He's not a huge piece of poo poo. I'm sure, if you had a drink, you'd find a lot of similarities. You both bleed, you both have hopes and fears, and you both are full of gumguts. don't assume anything about me, Greg
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Mar 21, 2016 03:47
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Dead Precedents posted:It was either flipping burgers or welfare. The latter was too triggering. 
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Mar 21, 2016 03:48
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"Oh! Hello schizophrenic girl half my age! How would you like to take a trip with me to a magical place inside our heads where anything is possible! I can be a sexless, ageless cartoon person, and you can be my mystic mistress! All you have to do is believe everything I say and stop taking your anti-psychotics!"LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:i don't remember this from the last thread and it seems more likely that the mental illness displayed would come from within. Rich talked about it a bit in FYAD.
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Mar 21, 2016 03:50
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:i really enjoyed the gaming garbage videos with shmorky. he and lowtax had a good rapport and shmorky's voice lends itself well to internet nerd content. but listening to this Real Life Relationship Problems recording...i feel a tad uncomfortable. i picked one at random to watch and yeah  reminds me of being young and having friends
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Mar 21, 2016 03:58
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that recording shmorky sounds like dale gribble in the ep of King of the hill where dale is the smoking in public guy and he calls into the tv station and his voice is scrambled but it's all high and unintelligible
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Mar 21, 2016 03:59
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CrazyLoon posted:that sounds like something shmorky would say No, if Shmorky said it it would sound a lot higher
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Mar 21, 2016 04:10
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I'm just glad Shmorky is finally getting the help he needs.
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Mar 21, 2016 04:13
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Ork of Fiction posted:"Oh! Hello schizophrenic girl half my age! How would you like to take a trip with me to a magical place inside our heads where anything is possible! I can be a sexless, ageless cartoon person, and you can be my mystic mistress! All you have to do is believe everything I say and stop taking your anti-psychotics!"
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Mar 21, 2016 04:29
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Maybe if the burger thing doesn't work out he can go back to his old job as Bieber's stylist. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-GiwdXyObc
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Mar 21, 2016 04:39
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come with me and you'll be in a woooorld of pure histrionation
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Mar 21, 2016 04:40
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Well it can't possibly be a McDonalds because don't they still do boy/girl toys with the happy meals?
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Mar 21, 2016 04:46
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let's enjoy...asimpler time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVUjVqKKmoI
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Mar 21, 2016 04:52
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Doppelganger posted:Well it can't possibly be a McDonalds because don't they still do boy/girl toys with the happy meals? McDonalds boy/girl toys are doing more to break down gender barriers than any other Fast Food restaurant. It's not like it's always Transformers vs. Frozen, one of the two choices usually sucks. It all starts when a girl gets the boy toy because that one is Pokemon.
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Mar 21, 2016 05:13
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girl toys are such universal garbage lmao
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Mar 21, 2016 05:15
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Did lowtax have to do the interview for schmorky so that the employer could understand what he was saying?
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Mar 21, 2016 05:21
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Shaquin posted:girl toys are such universal garbage lmao Pretty sure I've seen generic bugs vs. Frozen. But idk, I haven't been there for a while, nephew's grown out of wanting to eat poo poo food just for toys.
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Mar 21, 2016 05:30
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So is a schmorky mentally ill also? Looks like he did bad things to schizo gf but was he in sound mind when doing those things or comparably goober peas
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Mar 21, 2016 05:56
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Does anywhere actually flip burgers. I thouhht they just kinda unfroze them
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Mar 21, 2016 05:57
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Isaac posted:Does anywhere actually flip burgers. I thouhht they just kinda unfroze them the burgers are pre cooked and they put em under a steam thing.
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Mar 21, 2016 06:06
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Hungry jacks (burger king) dosent even pretend they're cooking anything anymore
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Mar 21, 2016 06:09
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Shmorky if you're reading this please record your klurf voice when you do a drive-thru order
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Mar 21, 2016 06:13
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Is burger King the one with fake grill marks on the meat?
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Mar 21, 2016 06:23
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Isaac posted:Does anywhere actually flip burgers. I thouhht they just kinda unfroze them Actual restaurants do I guess.
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Mar 21, 2016 06:25
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is this the new burger thread? im an in-n-out or jack in the box dude, mostly
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Mar 21, 2016 06:28
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donkey salami posted:So is a schmorky mentally ill also? Looks like he did bad things to schizo gf but was he in sound mind when doing those things or comparably goober peas Repeat exhibit A https://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_o1w43x4GGX1v772mro1.mp3#_=_
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Mar 21, 2016 06:34
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Airborne Viking posted:Actual restaurants do I guess. Yes waiter a bottle of pinot gris and a cheeseburger please
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Mar 21, 2016 06:37
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It's kind of weird that goons keep talking about how awful it was of shmorky to record his gf's breakdown and posting it online but then posting/quoting the audio here. You guys could just you know, stop spreading it around.
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Mar 21, 2016 06:37
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please get better shmorky I know you're not reading this because you're a twitter personality now but I figure I'd say post here because I'm not confrontational
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Mar 21, 2016 06:38
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Happy Birthday to Shmorky;s fiance today!! The Big 27!
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Mar 21, 2016 06:39
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Isaac posted:Yes waiter a bottle of pinot gris and a cheeseburger please Hell's Kitchen had a "make your best hamburger" challenge because many mid-high end restaurants offer them now. MILLENIALS 
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Mar 21, 2016 06:41
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I cant talk really. I have ordered the chicken parmigana at many resteraunts.
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Mar 21, 2016 06:44
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Don't put that on your body issac. That could wreck you
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Mar 21, 2016 06:46
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ArbitraryC posted:It's kind of weird that goons keep talking about how awful it was of shmorky to record his gf's breakdown and posting it online but then posting/quoting the audio here. You guys could just you know, stop spreading it around. who is it spreadibg to
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ArbitraryC posted:It's kind of weird that goons keep talking about how awful it was of shmorky to record his gf's breakdown and posting it online but then posting/quoting the audio here. You guys could just you know, stop spreading it around. http://vocaroo.com/i/s0t062KCI0Fz
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Well the damage is already done.
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