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Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
I don't understand the point of these coffeemaker dinners.

The only situation I can imagine in which I was hungry and had only a coffee maker to cook with is if I was in a hotel room. If I'm staying in a hotel room and buying actual groceries, like salmon, I have enough money to get takeout or go out for dinner.

If I've had time to go to the grocery store and purchase food, why wouldn't I buy something pre-made from the deli, or hit the salad bar?

I mean, the ramen "hack" actually makes sense in that you use a hot water-producing item to produce hot water, but cooking a loving fish in a coffeepot? I just cannot imagine a situation in which I would have to do this. Also, that's rude for the next guest and the cleaning staff.

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Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

I give up. What is this supposed to be?

bringmyfishback posted:

I don't understand the point of these coffeemaker dinners.

The only situation I can imagine in which I was hungry and had only a coffee maker to cook with is if I was in a hotel room. If I'm staying in a hotel room and buying actual groceries, like salmon, I have enough money to get takeout or go out for dinner.

If I've had time to go to the grocery store and purchase food, why wouldn't I buy something pre-made from the deli, or hit the salad bar?

I mean, the ramen "hack" actually makes sense in that you use a hot water-producing item to produce hot water, but cooking a loving fish in a coffeepot? I just cannot imagine a situation in which I would have to do this. Also, that's rude for the next guest and the cleaning staff.

LIfehacks for contestants on Cutthroat Kitchen?

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


If your idea for preparing a meal involves using a hammer and a screwdriver then maybe just don't.

Also enjoy your salmon-scent coffee.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


This one was called 'A great hack for a cheap phone case':

http://i.imgur.com/WHwAA5T.webm

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Jerry Cotton posted:

In other parts of the world, not destroying all life on the planet is considered polite. The fries aren't communal, just the condiment.

Even in socialist Norway (where I live) people get their own drat ketchup cup.

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

Palpek posted:

This one was called 'A great hack for a cheap phone case':

http://i.imgur.com/WHwAA5T.webm

Who blew up the balloon for them?

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


Note: if you have trouble removing the salmon from the carafe, just use your hands.

Imagine a dozen life hackers throwing a fancy dinner party.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Alhazred posted:

Even in socialist Norway (where I live) people get their own drat ketchup cup.
Why, please, tell us about your breakfast sandwiches in 2011.

Judge Schnoopy
Nov 2, 2005

dont even TRY it, pal

Palpek posted:

This one was called 'A great hack for a cheap phone case':

http://i.imgur.com/WHwAA5T.webm

Cheap as in 'offers no protection whatsoever and is absolutely useless unless you care about making the corners of your screen worthless and the texture of your phone annoying as gently caress', sure. Cheap.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Cover your phone with five layers of transparent adhesive tape.
Or dip it in tar and cover it in feathers.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Kumaton
Mar 6, 2013

OWLBEARS, SON

That is an impressively sad face.

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP


Don't believe his lies.

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

Rigged Death Trap posted:

Don't believe his lies.

He will help you. He has lost something too.

Silver Falcon
Dec 5, 2005

Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight and barbecue your own drumsticks!


My co-worker does this when lending books. But she forgets to delete the photos when people bring the books back, so it ends up not really helping at all.

Also that lifehack will work with any phone with a camera function. Or a regular camera. I mean, come on.



What this spit is this? Lifehack for fitting an entire bundt cake in one bowl? :psyduck:

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

"Look, I've brought back every single video I've ever borrowed from you, please don't make me take the photo again... Sigh..."

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Silver Falcon posted:

My co-worker does this when lending books. But she forgets to delete the photos when people bring the books back, so it ends up not really helping at all.
Take a picture of her when you give it back.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Rigged Death Trap posted:

Don't believe his lies.

Karma Monkey posted:

He will help you. He has lost something too.

:golfclap:

Relyssa
Jul 29, 2012



Silver Falcon posted:

What this spit is this? Lifehack for fitting an entire bundt cake in one bowl? :psyduck:

It looks like ice cream, which just raises further questions.

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing



This is an acceptable camping hack.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

What kind of person goes camping somewhere where it's easier to find Doritos than wood?

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle




Bertrand Hustle posted:

What kind of person goes camping somewhere where it's easier to find Doritos than wood?

Detroit?

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

Bertrand Hustle posted:

What kind of person goes camping somewhere where it's easier to find Doritos than wood?

a person camping at a trailer park

Fizbin
Nov 1, 2004
Zoom!

Bertrand Hustle posted:

What kind of person goes camping somewhere where it's easier to find Doritos than wood?

Kindling and wood aren't quite the same thing- you're not burning the Doritos as fuel, you're burning the Doritos to get the wood to catch fire.

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

Things that also work as kindling:

grass
paper
a strip of fabric off your shirt
like 90% of the poo poo surrounding your fire pit goddamn

I have never once gone camping, looked around, and lamented the extreme amount of easily accessible wood I had available without any kindling to start a fire.

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

death .cab for qt posted:

Things that also work as kindling:

grass
paper
a strip of fabric off your shirt
like 90% of the poo poo surrounding your fire pit goddamn

I have never once gone camping, looked around, and lamented the extreme amount of easily accessible wood I had available without any kindling to start a fire.

Well, sure, you're a goon. You probably had half a dozen family size bags of Spicy Doritos. :colbert:

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Some places have bans on gathering deadfall and other material so it's best to just run over to the nearest gas station and grab some doritos rather than face being kicked out and fined.

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

death .cab for qt posted:

Things that also work as kindling:

grass
paper
a strip of fabric off your shirt
like 90% of the poo poo surrounding your fire pit goddamn

I have never once gone camping, looked around, and lamented the extreme amount of easily accessible wood I had available without any kindling to start a fire.

I'd rather burn doritos than tear up my shirt. But yeah, unless you're camping in the Sahara or Greenland or something you should be able to scrounge up some sort of actual kindling.

Judge Schnoopy
Nov 2, 2005

dont even TRY it, pal
If it rains, natural kindling is poo poo. Doritos are stored in a sealed dry bag, and double as calories if it doesn't rain. I don't see the big problem in throwing a bag into a hiking or camping pack just for the off chance it's useful.

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
how does that help you if you can't find any Doritos

Meowjesty
Oct 23, 2009

Friends depend on each other.
What if you just eat the Doritos?

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx

How was this picture taken? They didn't have iPhones in 1976.

om nom nom
Jul 23, 2011

om nom nom nom nom nom nom
Grimey Drawer
Dryer lint is better tinder than Doritos and is free, if you are bringing something with you. The real (or unacceptable because it works and is easy) life hack is to put dryer lint in an egg carton and pour wax into the individual egg cups soaking the lint. Let it harden and cut it up for a dozen easy to carry and very effective fire starters.

Also to be a pedantic outdoor nerd, tinder is the stuff small enough to light with a match/lighter, kindling is the larger twigs and sticks you put on top of tinder to make a big enough fire for logs

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

One of my profs teaches wilderness survival, and when I doing the course, she told the story of an aviation student who had a fantastic fire compared to all the other av kids, and it turned out he was spraying Axe body spray onto the fire as an accelerant.

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

Picnic Princess posted:

One of my profs teaches wilderness survival, and when I doing the course, she told the story of an aviation student who had a fantastic fire compared to all the other av kids, and it turned out he was spraying Axe body spray onto the fire as an accelerant.

So what you're saying is those idiots who bathe in axe are pre-soaked in accelerant for my fire lighting needs? Good to know.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


27 Utterly Terrible Ways Food Was Actually Served In 2015


Cakefool posted:

It is the on/off icon, it's just that most electronic hardware is designed to be on standby all the time
Nope, the stand-by and on/off icons are actually different. The on/off one has the line fully inside the circle. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Power_symbol

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Rysithusiku posted:

So what you're saying is those idiots who bathe in axe are pre-soaked in accelerant for my fire lighting needs? Good to know.

They misinterpreted what it means to be "hot" I guess.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Rysithusiku posted:

So what you're saying is those idiots who bathe in axe are pre-soaked in accelerant for my fire lighting needs? Good to know.

I think most/all spray deodorants are incredibly flammable. Like "hold up a lighter and spray for a mini-flamethrower" kind of flammable. It's the new hairspray.

I just suddenly remembered a discussion from another forum I'm no longer on that fits the spirit of this thread. The discussion was about expedient substitutes for purpose-made gun lubricant (like vegetable oil). Someone said that when he and his dad went shooting, if their guns started to dry out too badly they would just wipe some oil off their faces and rub that into the action to lubricate it. To me, it sounds like they just took lovely care of their guns because they shouldn't start seizing up from lack of lubrication mid-shooting.

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stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

chitoryu12 posted:

I just suddenly remembered a discussion from another forum I'm no longer on that fits the spirit of this thread. The discussion was about expedient substitutes for purpose-made gun lubricant (like vegetable oil). Someone said that when he and his dad went shooting, if their guns started to dry out too badly they would just wipe some oil off their faces and rub that into the action to lubricate it. To me, it sounds like they just took lovely care of their guns
and, y'know, skin

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