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Noblesse Obliged posted:You look like something that should go into a cocoon once you eat enough garbage
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I now need to know what JDAM means.
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# ? Mar 19, 2016 20:20 |
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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:I now need to know what JDAM means. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joint_Direct_Attack_Munition
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# ? Mar 19, 2016 20:21 |
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atomicthumbs posted:agents of s.e.i.n.f.e.l.d. ol qwerty bastard posted:"iron man?!" tony stark kramers in the door and just keeps kramering, sliding off around the room, bouncing against walls. he kramers against your quinjet, busting it up big time. you get the feeling he's trying to say something to you but he's kramering at such a high velocity you just can't quite make it out. as he finally nails a window and falls out you think you hear him exclaim "i AM iron man, that's what's so CRAZY about this" on the way down
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# ? Mar 19, 2016 20:46 |
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This is not nearly as sexy as I hoped it would be.
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# ? Mar 19, 2016 23:14 |
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Does anyone have that quote making someone play about a pipe organ made of pigs carcasses or something like that?
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# ? Mar 19, 2016 23:36 |
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You missed the follow-up. TheMightyZang posted:Are there 3 other dudes helping?
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# ? Mar 20, 2016 11:34 |
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Goons know some amazing peoplechitoryu12 posted:Back in high school, a girl in drama club faked amnesia/ She was either pretty mentally ill or just a raging bitch, because she managed to gradually alienate everyone she was friends with in the lead-up to 11th grade. So one day in the back halls of the auditorium, as she talked to her friends, she suddenly "tripped" and "hit her head"; people who were watching her said that she caught herself with her arms and very gently bumped the ground with her head. Upon "waking up", she began asking everyone who they were and where she was.
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# ? Mar 20, 2016 23:34 |
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man kids are dumb one time my buddy's girlfriend faked a heart attack while they were at my house. called 911 and everything, when they got there nothing was wrong and they left. i don't remember why, i don't think there was even a reason other than attention.
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# ? Mar 20, 2016 23:37 |
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If this was in the US, she'd get attention alright when the bill for the ambulance came in.
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# ? Mar 20, 2016 23:42 |
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oh I'm sure she did but I never heard the follow-up. i do remember the EMTs, they acted professionally of course but even I, spergy as I was back then, could tell that they were kinda pissed.
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# ? Mar 20, 2016 23:47 |
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I knew a girl in high school who pretended to faint over the smell of cigarette smoke. Like full-on dramatic hand-to-forehead, slowly lowering herself to the floor, faking confusion upon "waking up". She might as well have said "oh! the vapours!" to complete the effect.
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# ? Mar 21, 2016 01:00 |
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Enourmo posted:man kids are dumb Kids are dumb? I worked with a guy that decided to say he thought he was having a heart attack to get off work. Well, when the manager called an ambulance like any sane person would do..... he literally took off running. The manager actually took off chasing him. It was, uh. It was a thing all right.
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# ? Mar 21, 2016 01:04 |
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I knew a girl in school who would pretend to pass out frequently and for long periods of time. At first, our teachers were really concerned for her, but after about a year of this poo poo with no medical evidence towards there being a problem despite extensive testing, I caught our form tutor looking at this collapsed girl with an expression that said "I could just leave you there and nobody would care". The girl was a loving bitch so I loled heartily every time she fell. Especially when her head bounced off this metal bar and she whispered "ouch" when she thought no-one was listening.
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# ? Mar 21, 2016 01:23 |
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ol qwerty bastard posted:I knew a girl in high school who pretended to faint over the smell of cigarette smoke. Like full-on dramatic hand-to-forehead, slowly lowering herself to the floor, faking confusion upon "waking up". She might as well have said "oh! the vapours!" to complete the effect. If she had actually ever seen anyone faint, they just drop. Like, they go complete limp and fall over, no hands out to save themselves or anything. That said, she was probably used to using that sort of tactic to get what she wanted elsewhere in life (for better or worse) and there was some combination of fear of second-hand smoke and just not liking the smell. Don't blame her, but unfortunately for her that's not how you convince people.
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# ? Mar 21, 2016 03:53 |
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That kinda drama queen bullshit is how you get jerks deliberately blowing it into your face just to shut you up for a bit.
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# ? Mar 21, 2016 04:07 |
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People try and manipulate others for personal gain? MY loving WORD!
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# ? Mar 21, 2016 04:07 |
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VendaGoat posted:People try and manipulate others for personal gain?
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# ? Mar 21, 2016 05:15 |
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Sham bam bamina! posted:Yes, the motive is what's notable here, not its expression. I do not disagree.
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# ? Mar 21, 2016 05:54 |
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Malachite_Dragon posted:That kinda drama queen bullshit is how you get jerks deliberately blowing it into your face just to shut you up for a bit.
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# ? Mar 21, 2016 12:10 |
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sheesh, the closest my school ever got were the sorts who would take a tiny sip of Miller Lite and then claim they were so drunk that they would like, run through screen doors breaking them and stuff.
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# ? Mar 21, 2016 16:36 |
My school was pretty boring, we just had actual heart attacks from people mixing juice with pure ethanol for field trips.
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# ? Mar 21, 2016 16:40 |
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Shugojin posted:Kids are dumb? I worked with a guy that decided to say he thought he was having a heart attack to get off work. Well, when the manager called an ambulance like any sane person would do..... he literally took off running. The manager actually took off chasing him. It was, uh. It was a thing all right. It's amazing how many reasonably competent people are unemployed yet these retards have jobs.
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FactsAreUseless posted:orgy_advice.txt I heard when someone gets annoyed they'll give a "warning spurt", like using a spray bottle to keep cats off counters I SAID NO BUTT STUFF Shut up and deal with it
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# ? Mar 21, 2016 18:23 |
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an overdue owl posted:Does anyone have that quote making someone play about a pipe organ made of pigs carcasses or something like that? yes please, for the love of god, I've been looking for this quote for ages
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# ? Mar 22, 2016 00:01 |
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kalstrams posted:My school was pretty boring, we just had actual heart attacks from people mixing juice with pure ethanol for field trips. We never had the heart attacks but boy howdy did we have sweet tea or apple juice mixed with Everclear
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death .cab for qt posted:We never had the heart attacks but boy howdy did we have sweet tea or apple juice mixed with Everclear
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# ? Mar 22, 2016 00:14 |
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If you want to see some real hardcore faked injuries commercial fishing is where it's at. You get some broke down-on-his-luck early 20s kid decides he should go fishing, and then figures out he signed a contract for a season of brutally hard work that few people have ever seen, and he gets seasick and has no moves or balance or skills. I've seen a kid step on a nail to quit, turn the boat around and drive 100 miles back to dump him off from his critical injury, and then get to the ER and then walk out the back of the hospital. Saw him running in a parking lot two weeks later. It's a town on an island with 900 people dude what where you thinking.
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# ? Mar 22, 2016 02:11 |
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Adam Vegas posted:yes please, for the love of god, I've been looking for this quote for ages Found it in the old quotes thread (by searching Google for [site:forums.somethingawful.com intitle:quotes pig organ]): Major Failure posted:There is to my mind only one solution, my friend:
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# ? Mar 22, 2016 02:19 |
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From "what if Calvin and Hobbes took place in modern times"Ein cooler Typ posted:Hobbes would be an app and Calvin would just be staring at his cell phone all day symbolic posted:Calvin and Jobs
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# ? Mar 22, 2016 03:23 |
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ToxicFrog posted:Found it in the old quotes thread (by searching Google for [site:forums.somethingawful.com intitle:quotes pig organ]): Does anyone know the context?
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# ? Mar 22, 2016 03:25 |
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Kavak posted:Does anyone know the context? honestly what context could possibly explain that
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# ? Mar 22, 2016 03:34 |
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Kavak posted:Does anyone know the context? It was some E/N thread I'm pretty sure.
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# ? Mar 22, 2016 03:51 |
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Ozz81 posted:guys GUYS Tetracube posted:The most efficient solution would be to lower the road so it intersects with the sewage, then install a sewage crossing Minarch posted:I don't see how giving the bridge an SA account solves anything
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# ? Mar 22, 2016 03:58 |
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:It's a harrowing and unpleasant life, being a machine-hallucination of a dog's head that emerges briefly from floors
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# ? Mar 22, 2016 11:10 |
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Does anyone remember that quote about possibly online dating? Something like "if you suspect it's good, the goods are suspect"? It's stuck in my head, but I can't remember it exactly.
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# ? Mar 22, 2016 12:30 |
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MorgaineDax posted:Does anyone remember that quote about possibly online dating? Something like "if you suspect it's good, the goods are suspect"? It's stuck in my head, but I can't remember it exactly. The odds are good but the goods are odd? It's an old saying
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# ? Mar 22, 2016 12:45 |
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I remembered a thread but can't find it, does anyone remember the thread where a guy was traveling from like, Atlanta to New England without stopping and basically called the state police fascists because he couldn't take a nap pulled over on the shoulder of the interstate?
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# ? Mar 22, 2016 14:23 |
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Puppy Galaxy posted:The odds are good but the goods are odd?
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Hell Yeah posted:Franco: Grandma GBS is bad and I need help paying my car insurance bill.
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