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Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

chitoryu12 posted:

I think most/all spray deodorants are incredibly flammable. Like "hold up a lighter and spray for a mini-flamethrower" kind of flammable. It's the new hairspray.

I just suddenly remembered a discussion from another forum I'm no longer on that fits the spirit of this thread. The discussion was about expedient substitutes for purpose-made gun lubricant (like vegetable oil). Someone said that when he and his dad went shooting, if their guns started to dry out too badly they would just wipe some oil off their faces and rub that into the action to lubricate it. To me, it sounds like they just took lovely care of their guns because they shouldn't start seizing up from lack of lubrication mid-shooting.

*sees someone squeezing rancid juice from their pores and dribbling it into their shooty-toys*

"wow, they treat their guns so badly"

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Someone post that desert storm soldier rubbing their face with blood oil and firebombs and licking their fingers.

e: (that's so hot)

Filox
Oct 4, 2014

Grimey Drawer

Is the firestarter blind? Because the Doritos are on a cardboard box, there.


Snot-cake, but the boogers weren't wet enough?

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Karasu Tengu
Feb 16, 2011

Humble Tengu Newspaper Reporter
Thanks to Phone Imgur always redirecting to the actual page, I now know that the Bundt Cake thing is a guy bitching about how every time he follows a baking recipe he ends up doing that.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
More acceptable than crocs.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

New Yeezys look sick.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Apparently it's a trend:

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

#VolsDeep
Lipstick Apathy
The first one is better because it works for those of us who don't have jugs already.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Why?

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

JesustheDarkLord posted:

The first one is better because it works for those of us who don't have jugs already.

Second one works better for me :quagmire:

artsy fartsy
May 10, 2014

You'll be ahead instead of behind. Hello!

Well this way when you eat the cupcake you can also eat the icing

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

Because LIFE HACK is why.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


http://i.imgur.com/nhKr6yA.webm

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

That's not an effective way to wash a dildo.

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012
#2 isn't that bad. It's pretty much going to be a pile of greasy slop no matter how it's served. You could make a decent pun title about serving it up in a sink.

#11 is cool I think too, maybe. Carve out the 'log' bigger so it can fit a bowl inside of it so you can easily clean the bowl and log.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica
Listicles and lifehacks are both lovely internet marketing practices, combine the two and you get a black hole of terrible that people just keep clicking.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

I actually tried it the other day with cupcakes at work (under the imprimatur of "Look at this lame lifehack!). Who the blistering green gently caress can do that without crumbs everywhere?

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice

Sleeveless posted:

Listicles and lifehacks are both lovely internet marketing practices, combine the two and you get a black hole of terrible that people just keep clicking.

Need a new article but can't be bothered to make your own content? Just copy a dozen or two tweets! Writers hate him!

Winter Stormer
Oct 17, 2012

Dienes posted:

Need a new article but can't be bothered to make your own content? Just copy a dozen or two tweets! Writers hate him!

I liked how 90+% of the tweets were from or aimed at one Twitter account.

someone awful.
Sep 7, 2007


Winter Stormer posted:

I liked how 90+% of the tweets were from or aimed at one Twitter account.

that was kind of the point of the listicle. sometimes buzzfeed highlights specific twitter people.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Please tell me more about this life hack.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

SpacePig posted:

Please tell me more about this life hack.

Leave your hot water running to cook a sausage, if you have nothing but hot tap water, a string, and a sausage.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Roro posted:

Because LIFE HACK is why.

This, and tumblr views

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


the sad sad life of Kirk Van Houten :smith:

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Paladinus posted:

Leave your hot water running to cook a sausage, if you have nothing but hot tap water, a string, and a sausage.

I thought this might be it, but I refused to believe. This is my favorite gif on the internet.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


:nws: http://i.imgur.com/SYvwSw1.jpg :nws:

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Asking the uncouth office barbarian to cease and leave.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Honey hacks: http://imgur.com/gallery/qAa1F



Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I use HF to rub away wrinkles. Way faster.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


"Brother doused his laptop. Rice party commence!"

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


:ughh:

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.



I had no idea where that was going as I scrolled down, but the answer was even dumber than I could possibly have guessed.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


This is the best thing I've seen today :eyepoop:

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

Platystemon posted:

Honey y'all.

Whelp, time to go remind whatshisface from Rooster Teeth that honey doesn't spoil again.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Lifehack: use honey as a lubricant in the bedroom. :pervert:

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Platystemon posted:

Lifehack: use honey as a lubricant in the bedroom. :pervert:
KY Warming Liquid contains honey. :eng101:

FutonForensic
Nov 11, 2012

No wonder I keep getting the beedick

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Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

"Honey, what is that buzzing noise?"

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