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Its really hard at night time because you cant see the snails
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- Luvcow
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you need to feel the snails
with your soul
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Aug 29, 2015 19:07
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or just listen for the snail song, that melodious effervescent chorus of snails singing that echoes through the midsummer air
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Aug 29, 2015 19:09
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Not with the bottom of your shoe. I always feel awful when it's dark and I step on a snail.
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Aug 29, 2015 19:19
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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please never tap on the side of a snails shell to get their attention
the only proper snail tap is the one at the bar
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Aug 29, 2015 19:28
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collect the snails = snail soup for dinner!
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Aug 29, 2015 19:33
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what if you live in an area where snails are overpopulated, and in season?
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Aug 29, 2015 20:12
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bunch of psychopaths in this thread wantonly murdering snails without regard for the world's admirers of tits
everyone in the idf must die
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Aug 29, 2015 20:15
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- fuck. marry. t-rex
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Snail ninjas drag brush behind them to obscure their trail
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Aug 29, 2015 20:58
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snail warriors are some of the fiercest fighters known
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Aug 29, 2015 21:04
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the snails are my friends and If i could live in a dank slimy abode on my back & slime up everyones poo poo i sure as hell would too, buster. protect the snails 2015
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Aug 29, 2015 21:07
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- fuck. marry. t-rex
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Napoleonic snail soldiers slither[?] in single file to hide their numbers from scouts counting the tracks
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Aug 29, 2015 21:19
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Shoulder el Bough and Finger Snails! The two outlaws are up to their old tricks again.
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Aug 29, 2015 21:40
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what is snails favorite food?
snail mail!
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Apr 9, 2016 21:08
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noo, that was the new reader's digest!
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Apr 9, 2016 21:42
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some dumbass, goddamn moron: ahhh, the common snail. what majesty
me, innovator, entrepeneur: i'm gonna scoop up this slime, put it in lotion, and call it a beauty product
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Apr 10, 2016 01:44
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snail is a much easier word to say than slugicorn
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Apr 11, 2016 00:02
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mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers
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snails aren't real I'll belive it when I see it
snails are basically the unicorn of slugs
what weird land are you from that you've never seen snails
i rarely ever see slugs but snails are plenty abound
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Apr 11, 2016 02:04
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literally the only snails I've seen with my actual eyes are the ones you can buy at the pet store
I just saved a slug from drying out last week.
I'm with this person, snails are rare or even non existent in this part of the world (slugsylvania)
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Apr 11, 2016 03:03
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I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
Attack snails on fire off the shoulder of Orion
I watched snail trails glitter in the dark at the Tannhauser Gate
All those snails will be lost like snails...in the rain...
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Apr 11, 2016 03:19
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finding snail slime trails and following them to their snail makers was always fun when i was a kid. I guess if you you're not blessed to have snails in your area then i can understand how they may seem like a mythical creature like the slugicorn.
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Apr 11, 2016 03:21
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its like the horn of a unicorn piercing through your foot
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Apr 11, 2016 04:10
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I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
Attack snails on fire off the shoulder of Orion
I watched snail trails glitter in the dark at the Tannhauser Gate
All those snails will be lost like snails...in the rain...
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Apr 11, 2016 04:26
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I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
Attack snails on fire off the shoulder of Orion
I watched snail trails glitter in the dark at the Tannhauser Gate
All those snails will be lost like snails...in the rain...
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Apr 11, 2016 10:41
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salt to meet you
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Apr 11, 2016 12:44
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- Salt Goodslug, attorney at lawn
- Snailiff, remove that eel from the courtyard!
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the only snails I see where I live are the itty bitty tiny ones that are really small. Who even knows if there's snails in there? I only see the shells. Never seen a slug in my whole life I swear to god
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