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EmmyOk posted:Lmao that's exactly what it means. I assumed at first he was trying that craigslist trick from modern love but then he linked his first profile. Dramatic readings of creepy texts rule Just want to say thanks for posting this. Now I am laughing like a mad man at work and getting weird stares by co-workers.
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I am glad people liked them! My favourites are when a guy is half way through the message and just abruptly stops in horror.
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EmmyOk posted:Shared universe theories can be a lot of fun when you're trying to spot the relations or references to other films. It doesn't make each individual film better but it's fun as its own thing. They do get annoying when people are desperate to prove they must be a shared universe though e.g. Pixar. Most of them are boring 'coma' or 'dead since halfway through' variety stuff but fun stuff like Jar Jar being Sith can be a dumb enjoyable read. As a Brit, I read this as "thick" meaning stupid at first. I think I prefer that interpretation. "We need to work out if you're ready for how mind numbingly dense I actually am!"
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Apr 19, 2016 19:09
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EmmyOk posted:Lmao that's exactly what it means. I assumed at first he was trying that craigslist trick from modern love but then he linked his first profile. Dramatic readings of creepy texts rule "Piss fetish?"
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Apr 19, 2016 19:49
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  How in the hell is this still a thing
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Mister Adequate posted:"Piss fetish?" Arent' you going to even say hi first?" "Hi. Piss fetish?"
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subpar anachronism posted:How in the hell is this still a thing Because he's still black e; ^ it was incredible, a work of art, I don't understand how she could say no
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chitoryu12 posted:What he's trying to say is that the wolf is someone who will pretend to be nice and friendly so they can hurt you. Counterpoint:  
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chitoryu12 posted:What he's trying to say is that the wolf is someone who will pretend to be nice and friendly so they can hurt you. I'm like 60% certain it's a cunnilingus joke.
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Apr 19, 2016 20:35
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Everyone just sees the leather jacket, shades, Harley, and gruff demeanor. No one sees that I'm a sensitive soul beneath all that. I cried when Charlotte died, I spend the holidays in soup kitchens, I give to greenpeace, and I'll need to move to a bigger apartment if I keep adopting all these strays, and I'll devour that pussy like a gentleman because my pleasure is second to yours, m'lady.
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dijon du jour posted:I'm like 60% certain it's a cunnilingus joke. I know, I was pointing out that they ended up creepily lining up with "Nice Guys" who aren't all that nice but think they're God's gift to women.
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EmmyOk posted:Lmao that's exactly what it means. I assumed at first he was trying that craigslist trick from modern love but then he linked his first profile. Dramatic readings of creepy texts rule 
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Apr 19, 2016 21:13
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It's a big series! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8itSsoKIh2s
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TheKennedys posted:Counterpoint: I was just talking about that show hahahahow I miss it
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Krispy Kareem posted:I really want to believe that person thinks this is a real sign. Because there's no road in Australia to put a sign saying you're now entering Australia. Also, refugees and asylum seekers are not allowed to get jobs in Australia while they are being processed. They're given housing and a small welfare payment and basically forced to sit around doing nothing, often for months or years, which leads to disenfranchisement, isolation, resentment of the government and a host of social issues that would probably be prevented if they were given jobs.
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STDH is that way---->
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This might be fake but it's still horrifying
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Defenestration posted:This might be fake but it's still horrifying "Especially if you live in Arkansas." Fake. But funny.
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Apr 20, 2016 02:59
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I was gonna post those exact posts. A whole lot of "You have to tolerate my intolerance!" and "Why can't this man express his opinion without being jumped on?!"
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Apr 20, 2016 07:40
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Here have a palate cleanser: FIRST HUMAN DEATH MUSLIMS TRAAAAAAAAAAANS INFOWARS MICHELLE OBAMA IS A MAN GMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
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This Curt Schilling thing is gonna be the end of me, I just willfully push myself away from the stupid and toxically futile act of arguing with strangers on the internet. Their inability to comprehend that "freedom of speech" does not mean "freedom from criticism" is so fundamentally baffling and rage-inducing in how frustrating it is. The greatest irony is that these people whining about "safe spaces" believe that it's violating someone's freedom of speech if you use your freedom of speech to criticize or mock their opinion. It can't be hard to grasp this, can it? How do they not grasp it? It's right in front of them! Curt Schilling exercised his freedom of speech, others exercised their freedom of speech calling him a lovely bigot, and now you're exercising your freedom of speech calling them intolerant fascist liberals...
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Murphys Law posted:Everybody ready for that Green Moon? This is back, and posted by the same person who posted it the first time. How do people fall for this?
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Admiral Joeslop posted:Hahahahahahahahahaha
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Lottery of Babylon posted:That would be illegal imprisonment. Why is it so hard for people to imagine that women should be allowed to consent for life? Or for the life of the marriage? How do you find these people? This guy never has to worry about if his wife consents to sex because he will never find a woman willing to
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What, you've never posted something so loving stupid that Facebook thinks you're a spambot?
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Apr 20, 2016 14:47
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Obligatory Toast posted:Someone should let this guy know that he's more likely to rape his own wife and daughter versus a trans woman. Not true
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Apr 20, 2016 14:56
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FAROOQ posted:Not true
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Apr 20, 2016 15:00
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There's even a snopes article on it Jesus Christ
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Stuntman posted:It is, actually. Sorry you hate women, I guess? Farooq's gimmick is posting hateful garbage .*~ironically~*. (because it doesn't count if it's .*~ironic~*.  ), so it's safe to ignore Farooq and go about your day.
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Trump supporters on Twitter are desperate to reassure themselves that their Glorious Leader couldn't possibly have made that "7/11" slip:
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Besesoth posted:Trump supporters on Twitter are desperate to reassure themselves that their Glorious Leader couldn't possibly have made that "7/11" slip: I'm amazed that they feel the need to explain and excuse this minor verbal slip he did once, but not one of the many, many terrible things he has said intentionally and repeatedly.
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Besesoth posted:Trump supporters on Twitter are desperate to reassure themselves that their Glorious Leader couldn't possibly have made that "7/11" slip: So, instead of thanking ALL the first responders on 9/11, he's actually thanking one specific fire station/firefighter who responded to a disaster at the WTC on an unstated date. Gotcha.
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 Borag Thungg, Earthlets.
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Isn't that the owl caves or something in Twin Peaks?
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TheKennedys posted:Counterpoint: Just emptyquoting coz  Oh 10th Kingdom, you were too good for this world.
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