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Also, I was distracted by the orange things coming out of his head. Does Doomsday shoot orange poo poo out of his head? Is that part of the joke somehow? How would I know?
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 01:01 |
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Those orange things are introduced in issue 489 of Amazing Supperman but they weren't explained until issue 213 of Flex Luthor (tbh I like that line more than supperman). Apparently they're like some kinda.. thing? and they're there?
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 01:04 |
Snapchat A Titty posted:Those orange things are introduced in issue 489 of Amazing Supperman but they weren't explained until issue 213 of Flex Luthor (tbh I like that line more than supperman). Apparently they're like some kinda.. thing? and they're there? Spider-sense?
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 01:24 |
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Machai posted:Spider-sense? No it's the guy with the thing
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 01:27 |
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Snapchat A Titty posted:No it's the guy with the thing The Thing?
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 01:30 |
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Christ you guys. Read Batlad issue I think #391 or #392 it's all explained.
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 01:34 |
Is it Detective Vision?
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 01:40 |
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HoAssHo posted:1) I wasn't sure what its head was photoshopped over - like, I couldn't really tell what was going on in the comic there and 2) I know absolutely nothing about Doomsday (I only realized that was Doomsday's head through context), so I don't know how ridiculous it would be to try to talk to him because I don't know how bad of a guy he is.
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 02:09 |
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Smythe posted:i can think of noone more annoying than a jittering, simpering, autism-addled twerp going on a rant about how their epic taste buds preclude them from enjoying beer or liquor. their superior autistic body picks up the motor oil notes and hues of the color purple due to their also equally rare and special synethesia or whafever, but more vibrantly due to their supertasting and also very high iq. instead, they savor each morsel of chicken tenders and pizza, washed down with an epic Mexican Cocke - ah, the real sugar really brings out the flavor as the founders intended. here's a clue - you suck. STFU. that said, I suck rancid cocks and lick the cum from an oil pan under my rear end in a top hat after it leaks out, along with the contents of my enema bag. be well and do good work, my friends. Smythe posted:Child Prodigy Computer Genius, High IQ MENSA Level Pre-Kinder College Level Reader, Giving Lover, and Mario Party Whiz. This Wunderkind is truly exquisite - but to top it off? They're also a Supertaster with Syneththesia. They also see numbers like landscapes and shapes that allows for incredibly complex mathematics to be computed mentally just like the fabled Mentats of Dune. Is there Anything this obnoxious, odoriferous, vile piece of poo poo Goon isn't Just The Best at? I think not. Step aside Astronauts, Firemen, and Army Guys, there's a new Alpha in town, and it's Computer Programmer Goon.
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 02:12 |
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Can never beat the turing test post. quote:[A computer is performing a Turing test on a YOSPOS poster. The YOSPOS poster has a very small penis and is very smelly]
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 05:00 |
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Snapchat A Titty posted:You're stronger than you think you are. Nerds are weak?
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 05:11 |
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Sham bam bamina! posted:I've never read a superhero comic in my life. The image is funny whether you know exactly what's going on in it or not. Or it's just a matter of taste, dude. Someone not having the same exact sense of humor as you doesn't mean they're humorless. Unless they think, I don't know, Two and Half Men is genius or something. See, this I do like.
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 05:16 |
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HoAssHo posted:1) I wasn't sure what its head was photoshopped over - like, I couldn't really tell what was going on in the comic there and 2) I know absolutely nothing about Doomsday (I only realized that was Doomsday's head through context), so I don't know how ridiculous it would be to try to talk to him because I don't know how bad of a guy he is. No, but this post does.
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 08:08 |
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Yeah, you're not wrong, my man.
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 08:30 |
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Nah you know what I think I'm still lost here you guys. I thought I had it for a moment, but nope. Can you give me the skinny again. Cause I'm brainfarting hard as gently caress over here.
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 10:10 |
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We're talking Joshua levels of toot here.
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 10:13 |
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I think a supermans was going to kill everyone but then a skinny girl with a demon head said she was going to beat up a bizzaroemans head in to the pavement but then it was all ok? I dunno I don't read comics.
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 10:30 |
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Meowbot posted:PSA watch chappy on vhs this weekend if you want o watch a good movie Meowbot posted:i dont care for die antworod but i would alway with my ex girlfriend may she rest in the piece below the sea of a thousand suns in the rivers of boulder colorado and bullehad arizona to be never seen again in the deepy inks of the rivers cold sometimes but hot others they would be kind of funny when the girl had a gun with the lighter when she pushed the guy out the window. the videos are really entertaining but you dont have to like the music or the people ti figured it would be fun to know people like that byut maybe also very eirtating to know people with lack of intellience or maybe that is just how they act as the you can only imagine they are highly successful with their songs and youtube clickbaits. I have liked some of their songs but not wthe message like it is kind of a weird message consiering how they know one another ive never been to south africa with the hyenas on the chains and the economy being the way it is I can only imagine it is sway too hot for a man like me to step foot in to south africa. I wouldnt even have a way to get there in the first place. Related: GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:It's just not SA without some constantly returning crazy like Dare or Vilepilot.
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 14:33 |
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I wish kyoon would post more.
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 15:26 |
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Joke is Superman is helping out a character who's called catastrophe or abomination or whatever it is. I forgot who the character is, but those "names" are both used im pretty sure. Persons are literally named like that in those bullshit comic book universes. That's enough to just go welp idgaf
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# ? Apr 24, 2016 00:33 |
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I read this one comic where a guy did a thing that didn't make sense for him to do in the context of the 37,000 issue universe surrounding said guy. It was funny.
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# ? Apr 24, 2016 05:23 |
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Skylark posted:its interesting how facial hair always grows on the side of the head that faces magic cards, like how moss always grows on the north side of trees
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# ? Apr 24, 2016 05:42 |
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Tonsured posted:Okay, I had a bit of a breakdown last night and found myself, once again, outside a five guys crying on the curb. I had been out for a jog early morning yesterday and came across a group of youths who were hanging out by the bike path, when I passed them, one of them, he had sun glasses and had his hat on backwards and I just knew he was real cool, stopped his conversation with his friends, said "check it" pointed at me and laughed and called me "big boy" and then pantomimed his arms in front of his belly bouncing around like he was pregnant or something. So of course this event was traumatic and sent me on a downward spiral of depression for the rest of the day that ended with me at 10:59 p.m eating a burger outside five guys crying over and occasionally brushing away tear drops and grease dribbles from an expired passport photo of myself as a young and beautiful and athletic 19 year old. Well five guys closes at 11 and one of the employees closing the front door only saw my backside and tears and felt bad for me and gave me a garbage bag full of free fries she was planning to throw out anyway. I accepted the gift because I liked the idea of being similar to a fat useless garbage receptacle.
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# ? Apr 24, 2016 21:49 |
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jaysus
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Ravenfood posted:Awhile back, some enterprising nurse took a look at a nasopharyngeal airway and said "I wonder what would happen if I shoved that up a butt and attached it to a drainage bag." jabby posted:We've all been there, and in my defence the anaesthetist was being very annoying.
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# ? Apr 25, 2016 01:43 |
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Tracula posted:Point taken. Just that the animation is one of the stranger things posted as of late and I'm sure it hits some odd fetish out there just right for at least one fellow. RareAcumen posted:I'm gonna randomize some numbers and quote your post what comes out of it. I'm gunna do it. Lizard Wizard posted:I mean, yeah, Foot fetish is pretty common.
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# ? Apr 25, 2016 01:55 |
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Some one made a thread asking what appetizer he should order.Chief McHeath posted:So would you like to start out with an appetizer?
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# ? Apr 25, 2016 04:37 |
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satanic splash-back posted:I found the love of my life playing Red Rover.
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# ? Apr 25, 2016 04:56 |
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Len posted:From Software and their goddamned poison swamps FactsAreUseless posted:Your mom's vagina should probably sue them for violating her likeness rights.
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# ? Apr 25, 2016 09:44 |
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ArfJason posted:Im real glad that in something awfuls 16th or 17th year when you want to mention the obsessive spaceship videogame retards there are multiple groups of people it can refer to. its like the worlds most miserable venn diagram
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# ? Apr 25, 2016 23:13 |
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Why does this thread always become helldump lite instead of any actually funny quotes?
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 05:30 |
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Hyperlynx posted:Why does this thread always become helldump lite instead of any actually funny quotes? All the funniest things in the world are mean.
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 05:38 |
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Subjunctive posted:All the funniest things in the world are mean. Like your face
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 05:44 |
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Subjunctive posted:All the funniest things in the world are mean. something something poison womb something heaven too crowded
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 05:44 |
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jaegerx posted:Like your face Yes, I mostly do
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 05:45 |
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Continuing the theme of 'laughing at horrible things':various cheeses posted:The healing power of GBS is fixing your wife Nether Postlude posted:It's what kept Caro safe all these years.
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 06:10 |
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Alman posted:
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 06:17 |
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Alman Be Praised. Bundle of Keys posted:How does blowing up the ground rejuvinate small trees, and can I use it on my dad's grave? Unrelated: Single By Choice posted:I am not broken!!! The last week of senior year the whole class got together during lunch, and told me how much they hated me and how they deliberately isolated and attacked me with the sole intent of pushing me to commit suicide so that they could be on tv when the news cameras came. The humiliation, isolation, and beatings I endured for five years would have broken a navy seal. Every therapist I have told about my past has said they were surprised I didn't kill anyone or myself. Now I face a new bully. Feminism. A New Bully is the worst star wars movie imo.
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 06:32 |
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Wedemeyer posted:A New Bully is the worst star wars movie imo. Edit: oh it's jon pop of course Sham bam bamina! has a new favorite as of 07:05 on Apr 26, 2016 |
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does not even begin to cover it.
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