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Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
You're already dead

https://twitter.com/gruber/status/725328980388241408

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Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
more like john puber

Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008


pls nms this apple fanfic

heated game moment
Oct 30, 2003

Lipstick Apathy
that's so loving stupid

Athletic Footjob
Sep 24, 2005
Grimey Drawer


thanks apple news. thapplews

fritz
Jul 26, 2003

evilcat posted:

Considering it's the year 666 + 666 + 666 + 6 + 6 + 6

huh.

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007



can you not do addition

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

https://twitter.com/pschiller/status/725791354769399808

we were all wrong

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

phil schiller just weighed in on the 'iPads Pro' vs. 'iPad Pros' debate y'all

cremnob
Jun 30, 2010

phil owns

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

PleasureKevin posted:

phil schiller

who

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

bobfather posted:

And then my friends there's the 5se, the chassis so good Apple made it thrice and with good enough hardware that you could skip the 7 and 7s and get the 2018 5se=mc2 relativity edition without feeling like iOS 12 is slowing you down too much.

iphone se supremacy

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

his name is a shilling word

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


mishaq posted:

iphone se supremacy

best phone ever made until uh.. 2018-2019 probably

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Linguica posted:



lol and the last one was a .@ to encourage his followers to attack the guy. What a little bitch.

lmao

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



infernal machines posted:

his name is a shilling word

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



id much rather have drunk eddy cue in a multicolored shirt weighing in iykwim

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

can we all agree that installing windows is not the same as running it in an emulator

Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
You're already dead

but then what would lovely tech media outlets report about to fill space

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

Linguica posted:

but then what would lovely tech media outlets report about to fill space

the growing income and wealth inequality in this country!

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



PleasureKevin posted:

can we all agree that installing windows is not the same as running it in an emulator

obviously, but who cares?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



yea inequality-difference-wise, canada is approaching america. sos scandinavia btw. world is going downhill.

emoji
Jun 4, 2004

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

can you not do addition

That's a declarative huh not an inquisitive one as in 'that is interesting'. Can you not read? R->C->P.

Otaku Alpha Male
Nov 11, 2012

bitches get ~tsundere~ when I pull out my katana
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/apr/29/billionaire-investor-carl-icahn-sells-entire-stake-in-apple

Otaku Alpha Male
Nov 11, 2012

bitches get ~tsundere~ when I pull out my katana
icahn more like icahn't (deal w/ this anymore)

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



lmao that article icon

did he get that buyback or whatever he was angling for?

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

https://twitter.com/pleasure__kevin/status/726333229171499008

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

addendum

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




why the weird buttlump

you make me unconfortable

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
seek help kev

fritz
Jul 26, 2003


posts work the same way

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

he supports bernie sanders

there isn't much we can do

Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
You're already dead

Are you ill

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

y'all need to wake up

VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE
Aug 1, 2004

whoa, what just happened here?







College Slice
the bern is sputtering out so please don't take apple away from him too, tim, it's all he has left

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Hed
Mar 31, 2004

Fun Shoe

fritz posted:

posts work the same way

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream
:chloe:

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

broken clock opsec posted:

the bern is sputtering out so please don't take apple away from him too, tim, it's all he has left

poor ralph nader better luck next time

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BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Dodoman posted:

americans have more money than the rest of the world, news at 11

gently caress off with your rule 36

LOL

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