|
Shadowlz posted:gently caress firearms safety compliance course. I'm not really huge on that proper license poo poo either. Chances are I'm going to register it under someone else's name. buy a superduke, electronic control will keep you from dying until you get used to it. Great for highway or city riding, carves up twisties really nicely, is the one true chosen bike of CA. Then, when you've ridden that for a while and are ready for a real bike go get an aprilia rsv4r. edit: you can register it under my name. np.
|
# ? May 2, 2016 17:00 |
|
|
# ? May 21, 2024 19:33 |
nah by then you should be riding a busa with a bandana for a helmet
|
|
# ? May 2, 2016 17:06 |
|
Linedance posted:definitely sign up for a firearms handling and safety course with your local gun club first. gently caress YOU DAD *slams door and cranks up linkin park tape*
|
# ? May 2, 2016 18:00 |
|
builds character posted:buy a superduke, electronic control will keep you from dying until you get used to it. Great for highway or city riding, carves up twisties really nicely, is the one true chosen bike of CA. Then, when you've ridden that for a while and are ready for a real bike go get an aprilia rsv4r. No, but seriously... Can someone please find me a loving Yellow RSV4 already?
|
# ? May 2, 2016 18:08 |
|
You get this for free, but the jaunty man will always be riding pillion while making that face:
|
# ? May 2, 2016 18:16 |
|
AncientTV posted:You get this for free, but the jaunty man will always be riding pillion while making that face: But there's only one sea... oooooh I get it. Meh... worth it. Hop on buddy! Make sure you're wearing proper protection.
|
# ? May 2, 2016 18:18 |
|
GnarlyCharlie4u posted:No, but seriously... http://www.cycletrader.com/dealers/National-Powersports-Distributors-2898248/listing/2013-Aprilia-RSV4-R-W-ABS-115883083
|
# ? May 2, 2016 18:26 |
|
Thanks for all the advice. I was halfway serious asking goons and all. The great thing about this forum is you know you'll get people who'll happily give you the worst, slanted advice, some sarcastic suggestions, and the one or two people who will say something useful. For the record, I'd tour on roller-skates before I tried leaving town on an electric bike. Not a fan of firearms. Not going to die, unlikely to crash unless I get hit by someone else truly stupid. The story of the legless rider was slightly more entertaining than just that. I was sitting in traffic with my friend (who said I should get a CBR), when we saw a small pack of squid on bikes ride through, doing something like 30 in the aforementioned 10-15 mph stop and go. There was one guy in the back trying to haul rear end and catch up to his pals, and he slammed into the back of a truck that decided to change lanes with no signal. Right in front of me no less. Exciting stuff. The bike crumpled and he slid easy away from it, over into the lane next to me. That was the lane with the lady in the SUV. After, he did a sit-up, looked at his floppy meat pants and laid back down. I remembered watching him approach thinking "that guy is gonna crash". For the record, I think I was half awake and asking for advice on the level of a better OP maybe? 400+ pages, you know. Maybe it's time to make one. Seriously though, I am gonna buy a bike in the next few months. This is preliminary research, and I'm not scared of buying something with too much power, as much as I am buying something that I'm gonna feel uncomfortable on after a little while. I liked the upright idea, it seemed like leaning forward would cramp a bunch of different important places on my body. Another shorter story, the bike I had as a kid? I let friends ride it, three dumps and it was toast. I remember the last one looked mad when I was yelling at him covered in road rash. "But I'm hurt!" "Look at my bike you rear end in a top hat, it's not going to heal - you will!" I never did anything stupid with it other than that. When I first got it running, I watched a friend rear it up and fall over with it in the grass of the back yard. I remember thinking "I'm not going to do that". I never did, and I'm not likely to now. I just watched another friend get smashed and ride home from my birthday party like its was no skin off his rear end. If that rear end in a top hat can ride, I'm not terribly uncertain of my chances. I don't do clearly stupid things for no reason. I'm not interested in wheelies, getting chicks, drunk, drunk chicks. I'm interested in something with power enough to not get bogged down in a highway, nimble enough to do what I want it to, and the kind of range that will let me take it on a late night ride up to LA without a significant pain in my balls. Any suggestions, jokes or not, are still welcome. The new thread title sounds like a good one, pair it with a new OP. If someone in the San Diego area wants to pm me, I'm down for real goon advice of the type I can get from a person standing right in front of me. I'll buy you lunch or something. Thanks again.
|
# ? May 2, 2016 19:28 |
|
Solvent posted:backpedally First and foremost, do your MSF. Having ridden a lovely bike as a teenager hardly counts as experience. A bunch of anecdotes about how you're totally not going to ride like a dingus doesn't mean you can't get in over your head on something that overwhelms you. Second, if you want actual recommendations, post pictures of bikes you think look neat (or find some ads on your local craigslist) and you will get better targeted suggestions.
|
# ? May 2, 2016 19:50 |
|
drat. I just left Socal or I'd be down for a ride and a brew. Not necessarily in that order. Razzled posted:Guns are cheaper, I recommend sucking on the barrel of a glock and pulling the trigger Why are you being so rude to Baby Razzled?
|
# ? May 2, 2016 20:00 |
|
Solvent posted:Not going to die, unlikely to crash unless I get hit by someone else truly stupid. Literally every single person in these videos had exactly that thought process: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLw6OET2ZHg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiykwlajACM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvXa2PGdAoI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxjtv6PCSVQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXQm_hx0d-8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzqsGJXcLJc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MELuQRL9-g
|
# ? May 2, 2016 20:02 |
|
The MSF helps prepare you to avoid those truly stupid people out to kill you (hint: it's all of them, good luck).
|
# ? May 2, 2016 20:03 |
|
You should have a try at riding through Atlanta sometime. I'd highly recommend MSF. if not, hey, its your rear end, not mine. I hear flip flops and boardshorts are adequate protection too, ontop of gixxahs being best around.
|
# ? May 2, 2016 20:05 |
|
cursedshitbox posted:You should have a try at riding through Atlanta sometime. Love this Something Awful so much. Actually, Atlanta was one of the places I was considering a ride to. I've already done cross country in a car a couple times, once in two and a half days. It seems like it would be more fun (harder) on a bike.
|
# ? May 2, 2016 20:29 |
|
r/CalamariRaceTeam should be able to address all of your questions in detail.
|
# ? May 2, 2016 20:35 |
|
Is there a term for asking for advice with the full intention of ignoring all of it?
|
# ? May 2, 2016 21:02 |
|
Goon-in-a-well?
|
# ? May 2, 2016 21:03 |
|
HenryJLittlefinger posted:Is there a term for asking for advice with the full intention of ignoring all of it? Chiching
|
# ? May 2, 2016 21:07 |
|
captainOrbital posted:Goon-in-a-well? Because German is the appropriate language, I get dusselimbrunnen.
|
# ? May 2, 2016 21:07 |
|
Solvent posted:Thanks for all the advice. suuuuuuper duke! But whatever you do end up with, be sure to get a gopro. For insurance purposes, of course. edit: wheeeee https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxXDVHltWdo
|
# ? May 2, 2016 21:14 |
|
Solvent posted:Not going to die, unlikely to crash unless I get hit by someone else truly stupid. that's good to know Solvent posted:I'm not scared of buying something with too much power, as much as I am buying something that I'm gonna feel uncomfortable on after a little while. good for you Solvent posted:I watched a friend rear it up and fall over with it in the grass of the back yard. I remember thinking "I'm not going to do that". I never did, and I'm not likely to now. great! Solvent posted:I just watched another friend get smashed and ride home from my birthday party like its was no skin off his rear end. If that rear end in a top hat can ride, I'm not terribly uncertain of my chances. awesome! Solvent posted:I don't do clearly stupid things for no reason. drat. you should write a book. Solvent posted:Any suggestions, jokes or not, are still welcome. sweet! here you go: Solvent posted:I'm interested in something with power enough to not get bogged down in a highway, nimble enough to do what I want it to, and the kind of range that will let me take it on a late night ride up to LA without a significant pain in my balls. get a Ninja 250 e: because the rest of my post is sarcastic, you may think that I'm being sarcastic here too. I am not. A Ninja 250 is the ideal starter bike for you and anyone else who weighs less than 250 pounds. It's small, light, cheap, nimble, has no problem keeping up on the freeway, and you can push it to over 200 miles per tank, which is a lot for anything short of some extended-range giant cruiser. Go buy one of those and sell it in a year for exactly what you paid if you want, but don't start riding on something stupid. Sagebrush fucked around with this message at 22:00 on May 2, 2016 |
# ? May 2, 2016 21:43 |
|
Solvent posted:I could pimp lock brakes if I had to,
|
# ? May 2, 2016 21:59 |
|
It means that he presses on the brake lever using a cane, while wearing a feather.
|
# ? May 2, 2016 22:26 |
You're dunning-krugering a lot harder than the 675 guy and for that I applaud you. He's just an oblivious fool but you're taking this poo poo to the next level, like some kind of self-absorbed over-estimating jedi master. If you put aside the sarcasm, 90% of the replies to you have been 100% serious. You really should take the MSF and buy a slow lovely bike. You really should dispense with your idiotic notions about what you totally know not to do. People aren't tugging your tits, most of the above is exactly what they would say to you in person (less rudely though); if I lived in the states I would gladly take you up on your free lunch. Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:What does this mean? Is this millennial slang? It means wrapping a roll of benjamins around the brake lever for improved stopping power. It means charging someone else to ride your bike and breaking their legs when they slap it around a bit.
|
|
# ? May 2, 2016 22:34 |
|
Sagebrush posted:get a Ninja 250 I just wish they weren't so expensive. Two major repairs and I still haven't spent as much on the zzr as what a used ex250 costs around here (real numbers: so far I'm out about £2000 on the zzr, not including bits and bobs I'd have bought anyway. Ninjettes go for around £2500-£3500, weighted more towards the top than the bottom. Anything less than 3k has been dropped, less than 2.5k and it's probably been in a crash)
|
# ? May 2, 2016 22:57 |
|
Are you talking about newgens? Pregens are like $1200 (800ish quid) here. Aside from the out-of-touch dealer pricing, obviously.
|
# ? May 2, 2016 23:19 |
M42 posted:Are you talking about newgens? Pregens are like $1200 (800ish quid) here. Aside from the out-of-touch dealer pricing, obviously. Yes but you don't live in a place where people are forced to buy small bikes for licensing purposes thus raising the price to ridiculous levels for anything that looks remotely sporty or fast. A good condition, private sale pregen is about 2-2,500 here. An EX is like 3 if it hasn't been crashed.
|
|
# ? May 2, 2016 23:21 |
|
Solvent posted:and the one or two people who will say something useful. You aren't in a position to properly decide what's useful. Take the MSF course, get FULL GEAR because you WILL need it, get a ninja 250 if you really mean everything you are saying about not being insecure. Solvent posted:400+ pages, you know. Maybe it's time to make one. Maybe it's time to shut your whore mouth and listen to the people that read/wrote those 400+ pages. Solvent posted:Not going to die, unlikely to crash unless I get hit by someone else truly stupid. Buy a gopro and use it all the time. You NEED a gopro so when you go down you can show us how wrong we were by accurately depicting the circumstances. How will we believe you if you don't have entertaining proof? Buy and use a GoPro ALL OF THE TIME. ATGATT. All The GoPro, All The Time. But lets be honest. I know who you are. You aren't going to follow advice, going to get a monster bike, not get gear, then be a total coward and never ride it because it scares the poo poo out of you. This isn't abnormal, it's most "riders". Turns out you need instruction and armor to calmly hang on to 400 lbs of metal traveling over 15 mph across an endless human cheese grater. Who knew? cursedshitbox posted:You should have a try at riding through Atlanta sometime. Well, now I just feel all battle hardened and trial by fired. BORN IN IT. MOLDED BY IT. Coydog fucked around with this message at 01:23 on May 3, 2016 |
# ? May 3, 2016 01:20 |
|
lol
|
# ? May 3, 2016 01:43 |
|
HenryJLittlefinger posted:Because German is the appropriate language, I get dusselimbrunnen. Stummeingut?
|
# ? May 3, 2016 02:01 |
|
GnarlyCharlie4u posted:No, but seriously... Here you get this pic for free too (just finished cleaning it before loading it in the trailer for track):
|
# ? May 3, 2016 02:44 |
|
Re: MSF chat... I'd been riding for over a year before I took the MSF. Honestly it was one of the best motorcycling experiences I've had to date. I had a blast learning techniques and just chatting it up with people. The instructors were awesome and very receptive. They even let me come back and hoon the course on my Goldwing. I'm gonna take it again once I'm done settling in from this whole marriage thing, and I'm considering becoming an instructor if I can make the time commitment. Anyone perusing/lurking just checking for general bike advice. Go take the course first. They provide lovely little bikes that you get to hoon around for a couple days. Plus you get a discount on your insurance, and don't have to deal with terrible people at the DMV who want to fail you because they're having a bad day.
|
# ? May 3, 2016 02:54 |
|
Coydog posted:Well, now I just feel all battle hardened and trial by fired. BORN IN IT. MOLDED BY IT. Yeah I just ride in nice weather in GA. Coydog rides in crazy poo poo. I'll check in on him from time to time and it's like 5 degrees outside. "You still riding in this?" "poo poo yeah man!" Dude is hardcore.
|
# ? May 3, 2016 03:10 |
|
M42 posted:Are you talking about newgens? Pregens are like $1200 (800ish quid) here. Aside from the out-of-touch dealer pricing, obviously. I'm talking 2007—2010 reg, with which the market is flooded at the prices I mentioned. Pregens don't seem to be available at all. Angryboot posted:Here you get this pic for free too (just finished cleaning it before loading it in the trailer for track): I don't need the power but that body is to die for.
|
# ? May 3, 2016 06:52 |
|
Renaissance Robot posted:I'm talking 2007—2010 reg, with which the market is flooded at the prices I mentioned. Pregens don't seem to be available at all. I don't think the 250 was sold in the UK prior to 2008, which would probably explain that.
|
# ? May 3, 2016 07:20 |
|
Who was it that had the wonderful run down of the tech generations of bikes and good models that got those features right?
|
# ? May 3, 2016 08:02 |
|
I want to say z3n? God knows which thread it was in though.
|
# ? May 3, 2016 10:00 |
|
Z3n posted:Alright, settle in, because this is gonna be a long one. found it.
|
# ? May 3, 2016 10:57 |
|
Going to see this guy tomorrow. Hoping for combination nothing-is-actually-wrong-with-the-bike and offering an insultingly low amount since he's moving.
|
# ? May 3, 2016 20:59 |
|
|
# ? May 21, 2024 19:33 |
|
AncientTV posted:Going to see this guy tomorrow. Hoping for combination nothing-is-actually-wrong-with-the-bike and offering an insultingly low amount since he's moving. Oof. Tell me this guy is in California. If you're not down for that I might be.
|
# ? May 3, 2016 21:43 |