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Brayds2006
Aug 21, 2011
Alright, let's say you've approached a T-intersection. Do you turn left or right? Do you drive over the dividing sign straight down the centre? Do you get out of your car and graffiti the road with a dick?

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MaliciousOnion
Sep 23, 2009

Ignorance, the root of all evil
I'll be voting for the Greens, probably.

Also I believe in a God and I earn less than both the average and median income. My shoe size is 11.

MaliciousOnion
Sep 23, 2009

Ignorance, the root of all evil
It was always my impression that you should be careful asking friends or co-workers about their voting preferences because it can lead to friction. When it comes to internet strangers, though, who gives a gently caress.

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

MaliciousOnion posted:

It was always my impression that you should be careful asking friends or co-workers about their voting preferences because it can lead to friction. When it comes to internet strangers, though, who gives a gently caress.

Nah gently caress that, friends gonna be told if they are voting against their own interest.

I am slowly breaking a very poorly informed liberal voter.

Recoome
Nov 9, 2013

Matter of fact, I'm salty now.

Negligent posted:

Median and average are both perfectly fine measures of central tendency to support a statement that 80k is middle income

hello you are a massive idiot

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
plz notice me trunk-senpai
Posted on facebook by unions NSW

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Amethyst posted:

Posted on facebook by unions NSW



The worst part is there are law students who would take them up on it.

Oh and they should be doing due diligence/discovery work as well.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
what time is the budget reply.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Anidav posted:

what time is the budget reply.

7:30 comrade

turdbucket
Oct 30, 2011

MaliciousOnion posted:

It was always my impression that you should be careful asking friends or co-workers about their voting preferences because it can lead to friction. When it comes to internet strangers, though, who gives a gently caress.

Coworkers maybe but idk how anyone is friends with people they don't feel comfortable asking who they vote for.

Negligent
Aug 20, 2013

Its just lovely here this time of year.
If I had to affiliate with a party platform I'd say the Australian mental health party are on the right track

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
If you were only restricted to mainstream candidates, who would you consider with a gun pointed to your head?

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Looking at your posting, I'd vote for the gun.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

Anidav posted:

Looking at your posting, I'd vote for the gun.

another one of shorten anidavs trademark zingers!

Cling-Wrap Condom
Jul 23, 2015

I'm tryna get my peen touched, pants.

Anidav posted:

Looking at your posting, I'd vote for the gun.

:captainpop:

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
When I look in the mirror, I see Bill Shorten reading Negligent's posts and screaming.

Brayds2006
Aug 21, 2011

Anidav posted:

When I look in the mirror, I see Bill Shorten reading Negligent's posts and screaming.
I can't imagine Bill screaming. Maybe making some croaking noises while looking into the distance.

Think the aliens from Galaxy Quest, that's what I'm imagining.

Anidav posted:

Looking at your posting, I'd vote for the gun.

:drat:

Brayds2006 fucked around with this message at 10:25 on May 5, 2016

Recoome
Nov 9, 2013

Matter of fact, I'm salty now.

Anidav posted:

Looking at your posting, I'd vote for the gun.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
It is time.

Do it Bill, tell them about class warfare!

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
I'm the person saying "shame".

Scarecow
May 20, 2008

3200mhz RAM is literally the Devil. Literally.
Lipstick Apathy
Bills gonna win

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Scarecrow?
Wait which one is tithin?

Redcordial
Nov 7, 2009

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

lol the country is fed up with your safe spaces and trigger warnings you useless special snowflakes, send the sjws to mexico
Yeah, you loving tell 'em Bill!

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Goldman Sachs

He went there.

Scarecow
May 20, 2008

3200mhz RAM is literally the Devil. Literally.
Lipstick Apathy

Anidav posted:

Scarecrow?
Wait which one is tithin?

I am the original Ok man

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
There was a shitposter named Negligent
who stayed silent when asked his intent
He considered it rude
and in like attitude:
Who are you voting for, Negligent?

Brayds2006
Aug 21, 2011

Jumpingmanjim posted:

Goldman Sachs

He went there.

Billy Sanders 2016

asio
Nov 29, 2008

"Also Sprach Arnold Jacobs: A Developmental Guide for Brass Wind Musicians" refers to the mullet as an important tool for professional cornet playing and box smashing black and blood
Sorry to break into student unions: live, but there's a snap action again tomorrow in bris at KGS, 5pm

https://www.facebook.com/events/1127423483990375/?ti=cl

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Mention the 4 dollar slave labour Bill


PLEASE

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
I wish this was Donald Trump talking.

Redcordial
Nov 7, 2009

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

lol the country is fed up with your safe spaces and trigger warnings you useless special snowflakes, send the sjws to mexico
Aaaand the crowd goes wild!!

Scarecow
May 20, 2008

3200mhz RAM is literally the Devil. Literally.
Lipstick Apathy
is this a rent a crowd that labor has shipped in or a legit one?

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Oh my god that climate change burn!

Negligent
Aug 20, 2013

Its just lovely here this time of year.
Bill shorten is the least inspiring public speaker on earth.

sick of Applebees
Nov 7, 2008

Anidav posted:

Looking at your posting, I'd vote for the gun.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Oh my god he is just burning the gently caress out of Turnbull.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Paul Keating is sitting at home laughing hysterically because he wrote these sick burns.

Senor Tron
May 26, 2006


Negligent posted:

Bill shorten is the least inspiring public speaker on earth.

On the other hand he has already given more ideas than Turnbull.

Shorten is horrible at putting emotion into his speeches, but I like this one. It's pretty much just saying Labor will undo everything of the last three years.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
I think Shorten is pretty emotive here.

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Negligent
Aug 20, 2013

Its just lovely here this time of year.
He is promising every city in Australia a unicorn

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