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May 10, 2016 18:34
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Of course it's from /pol/
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May 10, 2016 19:40
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See also:
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May 10, 2016 19:44
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Gann Jerrod posted:See also: Yeah sometimes I get this thread mixed up with the STDH.txt thread too.
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May 10, 2016 19:46
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Jerry Cotton posted:Yeah sometimes I get this thread mixed up with the STDH.txt thread too.  at both #LIFE_ayy_hacksHack your life into pieces, this is your last resort ~♫
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May 10, 2016 19:48
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I see potato wine season has started.
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May 10, 2016 19:51
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Jerry Cotton posted:I see potato wine season has started. Isn't that just vodka?
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May 10, 2016 19:52
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Jerry Cotton posted:I see potato wine season has started. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkEXUFlh_EA&hd=1 Crow Jane posted:Isn't that just vodka?
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May 10, 2016 19:53
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Potato beer is technically just halfway to vodka. From what I understand, it has really no taste except potato and alcohol. Potatoes are actually harder to brew with than people think. Vodka has a reputation as "potato liquor", but most of it is made from grain because potatoes are a bitch to prepare for fermentation.
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May 10, 2016 22:55
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Uh or I guess dump mashed potatos in the toilet and remember not to flush for a while? Not that hard really?  #walla #solitary
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May 10, 2016 23:21
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I normally make nettle beer this time of year, which is great because it's made of nettles, dandelion root, sugar, orange peels, and yeast. That's right: it's made primarily of garbage and plants nobody wants anyway, so you can even pick them in other people's gardens and they'll thank you for it! If you have a fermentation vat and some flip top bottle, all you have to pay for is the yeast. That's like 5 liters of booze for 50 cents! Or 10 liters. Or whatever other quantity you want to make. I have a 5 liter vat so I always think in terms of 5 liters. But due to a rather serious injury I am somewhat daunted by the prospect of rooting around in a field, so I decided to make cider instead. I bought dry cider yeast and 5 liters of preservative-free pasteurized apple juice and threw it into a fermentation tank and walla:   The yeast packet says it can yield a cider of 6-9%. I'll update in two weeks. I feel like someone should make a "walla" smiley twoday has a new favorite as of 11:28 on May 11, 2016 |
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May 11, 2016 11:24
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twoday posted:I normally make nettle beer this time of year, which is great because it's made of nettles, dandelion root, sugar, orange peels, and yeast. That's right: it's made primarily of garbage and plants nobody wants anyway, so you can even pick them in other people's gardens and they'll thank you for it! If you have a fermentation vat and some flip top bottle, all you have to pay for is the yeast. That's like 5 liters of booze for 50 cents! Or 10 liters. Or whatever other quantity you want to make. I have a 5 liter vat so I always think in terms of 5 liters. Hold the phone you got my attention. Do you have a recipe for that? And goondolances on your injury bro, hope you get better!
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May 11, 2016 11:40
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kalstrams posted:STDH.txt? Either way SUFFOCATION, NO BREATHING is surprisingly fitting in this context.
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May 11, 2016 11:46
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Karate Bastard posted:Hold the phone you got my attention. Do you have a recipe for that? Here is something similar. If you've never brewed anything before, this is a pretty good thing to start with. And once you have a fermenting vat and sterilizing tablets and that sort of stuff you can just randomly ferment all sorts of poo poo, whenever you want. Why buy nettle beer at the store like all the other chumps when you can make it yourself? Always wear thick (preferably leather, not cloth) gloves and a long sleeve shirt when picking nettles. If you really want to be a dick about it, use only the top 6 or 8 leaves of each plant. Use young nettles that haven't been pollinated. Especially avoid pollinated female plants, which have some fiberous marijuana-like sexual organs dangling from their tops, these are bitter. Try to pick nettles from a scenic and remote pasture, and not a ditch on the side of the highway, because toxins. Dandelion root is a pain in the rear end to pick, because it is deep and skinny. I haven't tried ginger, but I think it would be nice. I usually add some coriander seeds and orange zest when I'm boiling the wort. I think lime zest would go well too. And I usually use champagne yeast and Demerara sugar. Also, I usually buy a bunch flip top beers and drink those while its fermenting, so I can sterilize them and use them to bottle the beer when it's done. Are you a brewer, or is that some kind of enema device in your avatar? Edit: this video seems legit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVi-sEI_U9s twoday has a new favorite as of 12:33 on May 11, 2016 |
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May 11, 2016 12:12
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5kg of young nettle leaves? That sounds like a life hack!twoday posted:Are you a brewer, or is that some kind of enema device in your avatar? No, I'm not a brewer  I'm not sure but I think that's some kind of industrial douche that someone was kind enough to buy for me, assumingly because I spoke ill of fyad  #lifehackI do have a bit of family tradition in brewing and I do have the gear for it, but I haven't tried my hand at anything more serious than a hooch kit, and that's a while back too.
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May 11, 2016 13:40
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May 11, 2016 14:30
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This is veering dangerously far in the direction of good advice.
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May 11, 2016 14:31
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twoday posted:I feel like someone should make a "walla" smiley Okay, I give. Are people using "walla" deliberately or just not realizing that it's spelled "voilą"?
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May 11, 2016 14:41
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This thread, yes. Elsewhere, probably not
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May 11, 2016 14:53
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Besesoth posted:Okay, I give. Are people using "walla" deliberately or just not realizing that it's spelled "voilą"? One of the earlier lifehacks that was posted used it, and we are using it jokingly. Please have more faith in us, friend
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May 11, 2016 14:54
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May 11, 2016 14:57
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For posterity:Fart Sandwiches posted:
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May 11, 2016 15:19
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Karate Bastard posted:5kg of young nettle leaves? That sounds like a life hack! 5kg is excessive. To make 5l I use a 10l pot and fill it with nettles. That's like a big shopping bag full. Or take the pot with you to the field to save time and not waste a shopping bag! #Nettlehacks
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May 11, 2016 15:37
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FutonForensic posted:One of the earlier lifehacks that was posted used it, and we are using it jokingly. Please have more faith in us, friend I'm partial to the inversion of using "Wally!" as a meta meme, but I'm also a terrible person. I bet you could toss ol'Trumperskuni on there and get some GBS cross use.
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May 11, 2016 15:40
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kalstrams posted:Eh, wine is piss so why waste a fruit as good as that of potato on it? Just make some moonshine. How the gently caress do you know about anything involving potatoes
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May 11, 2016 19:43
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FutonForensic posted:One of the earlier lifehacks that was posted used it, and we are using it jokingly. Please have more faith in us, friend I fall victim to Poe's Law more often than I'd like to admit, so I wanted to be sure.  (Also, I read the "Stuff You Can't Believe You Just Figured Out" thread. There's an awful lot of bad word-"knowledge" floating around.)
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May 11, 2016 19:59
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I feel like a bad person but I can't stop laughing at this headline 
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:I feel like a bad person but I can't stop laughing at this headline Lethal memes. Yeah, this is what nature planned.
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May 11, 2016 23:56
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Drythe posted:How the gently caress do you know about anything involving potatoes
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May 12, 2016 04:55
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kalstrams posted:Potatoes are like magnets. So... miracles?
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1redflag posted:So... miracles?
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May 12, 2016 06:17
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Paladinus posted:Lethal memes. Yeah, this is what nature planned. Oh, they'll run when the sun comes up, with their lives on the line.
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May 12, 2016 08:07
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I don't know what the life hack is exactly but I know life hacking when I see it, and there is some pretty strong life hacking going on in this here picture.Lime Tonics posted:http://i.imgur.com/S2CTRbd.gifv Maybe it's the cat hair eating? Maybe it's the shillin of the mentally deranged? Maybe it's the gnarled floppy strap-on for the mouth? Maybe it's the that first cats huge unbleached rear end in a top hat? Maybe it's all of them together. I don't know exactly what it is, but it sure does have that unmistakable je ne sais walla about it. Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 08:17 on May 17, 2016 |
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May 17, 2016 07:24
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 I'm pretty sure it's somebody's fetish. It looks like a giant pacifier and is probably shipped together with an adult diaper.
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May 17, 2016 08:22
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Karate Bastard posted:Maybe it's the that first cats huge unbleached rear end in a top hat? Don't cats normally have unbleached assholes? Or is getting your pet's anus whitened a thing now?
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May 17, 2016 10:51
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Palpek posted:
I was thinking more of the furry market than the adult baby market, but apparently there's some crossover there.
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May 17, 2016 10:54
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I love how all the hacks involving cats will end with someone getting the poo poo scratched outta them. Here's a cathack-- don't. It'll end in tears.
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OutsideAngel posted:Don't cats normally have unbleached assholes? I honestly don't know? I included it cause it funny, but I should probably direct credit to forums user Sappo569 for this, along with any questions it may have caused.
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