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Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again

fadam posted:

There was a guy in this thread who unironically tried to argue that Blizzard was racist because Lucio was a DJ lmao.

Anyone who doesn't love the gently caress out of the characters and designs in this game is on my shitlist tbh

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100 degrees Calcium
Jan 23, 2011



Section Z posted:

I do find this kind of amusing because while I like the characters and it's nice they are trying to do worldbuilding? Really the "Two teams of assholes" would fit better for two sides fighting to the death to escort a robotic film director, than Wiston's whole "Please come back and save world guys" pitch to an assortment of tragic heroes mixed in with the psychotic assholes.

I mean, video games, so I'm perfectly fine with the excuse plot having little to no bearing on the objective shootmans gameplay. But it is amusing to think about that intro while Winston punches a 19 year old girl to death to prevent the space rocket he invented from being launched.

Haha that's a drat good point, and I wonder now if it's the real heart of the discussion. Blizzard has purposefully infused the game with a bunch of personality and built up a (kind of lovely) mythos behind the characters and settings that the game is built on. But then, after all that poo poo about heroes and family and how spiders don't have emotions, the characters grab their guns and go to work just like they do in TF2.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

Section Z posted:

I do find this kind of amusing because while I like the characters and it's nice they are trying to do worldbuilding? Really the "Two teams of assholes" would fit better for two sides fighting to the death to escort a robotic film director, than Wiston's whole "Please come back and save world guys" pitch to an assortment of tragic heroes mixed in with the psychotic assholes.

I mean, video games, so I'm perfectly fine with the excuse plot having little to no bearing on the objective shootmans gameplay. But it is amusing to think about that intro while Winston punches a 19 year old girl to death to prevent the space rocket he invented from being launched.

It's the fighting game thing of making exaggerated characters existing during a broad storyline because your main game mode doesn't really suit itself to telling a story, but having it anyway because otherwise your characters would be generic as all gently caress.

gandlethorpe
Aug 16, 2008

:gowron::m10:
Give D.Va a M2 rocket attack half the strength of 76 that can fire while M1ing. Boom fixed. Pretty ridiculous that her mech would only have machine guns equipped.

fadam
Apr 23, 2008

Kilometers Davis posted:

Anyone who doesn't love the gently caress out of the characters and designs in this game is on my shitlist tbh

On top of being the most aids character in the game, Junkrat looks dumb and boring.

Fellatio del Toro
Mar 21, 2009

Learned the hard way that Lucio's ult increases the charge time on McCree's ult. Had a great shot at 5 guys and then I just stood there like an idiot trying to lock on for 6 seconds before they killed me :(

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

gandlethorpe posted:

Give D.Va a M2 rocket attack half the strength of 76 that can fire while M1ing. Boom fixed. Pretty ridiculous that her mech would only have machine guns equipped.

...would it be too powerful if she had a small AoE stun on cooldown as a M2? This way she'd be able to go in, disrupt small groups, maybe kill a support and gently caress off before her mech got blown up? You could even setup stun > ult???

Section Z
Oct 1, 2008

Wait, this is the Moon.
How did I even get here?

Pillbug

GlitchThief posted:

Haha that's a drat good point, and I wonder now if it's the real heart of the discussion. Blizzard has purposefully infused the game with a bunch of personality and built up a (kind of lovely) mythos behind the characters and settings that the game is built on. But then, after all that poo poo about heroes and family and how spiders don't have emotions, the characters grab their guns and go to work just like they do in TF2.

Dias posted:

It's the fighting game thing of making exaggerated characters existing during a broad storyline because your main game mode doesn't really suit itself to telling a story, but having it anyway because otherwise your characters would be generic as all gently caress.

Yeah. Like I said I'm fine with it. But you just know somebody is for realisies mad about it. :allears:

I am quite certain that it would have happened anyways even without-

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

The Plot was for the MMO that was so awful Blizzard canned it and told them to make a new thing with all those assets or be fired.



fadam posted:

On top of being the most aids character in the game, Junkrat looks dumb and boring.
But he's so nice. It wasn't even my birthday and he got me a gift anyways! I bet it's a brand new motorcycle from the sound of :supaburn:

100 degrees Calcium
Jan 23, 2011



fadam posted:

On top of being the most aids character in the game, Junkrat looks dumb and boring.

I know we're not supposed to wish each other death or harm, but surely in this case a tire fire would be considered a suitable penalty, yes?

Nehru the Damaja
May 20, 2005

The biggest help for Zarya to me was to start treating her shields like quicktime events and not like damage prevention. Like at various points in the game you're going to have very short opportunities to Press Shift or E to Gain Massive Damage and you should use them. It just so happens those moments also protect people but if you go in with a mindset of protecting people you're gonna waste it on people who aren't coordinating with you and they're gonna duck around the corner and immediately waste your shield.

Also unless they changed it, dropping your barrier on a shielding Reinhardt will prioritize your barrier for damage before his shield, which can help you build up energy stupid fast when pushing payloads.

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Non-Racist Australian Man

What is the opposite of a stereotype

fadam
Apr 23, 2008

Imagine if instead of being a stupid Australian guy, Junkrat was a bomb launching robot. I don't know too much about the Overwatch lore but it seems like the Omnic war was a big deal and they only have two representatives in the cast.

100 degrees Calcium
Jan 23, 2011



Nehru the Damaja posted:

What is the opposite of a stereotype

A statistical outlier

gandlethorpe
Aug 16, 2008

:gowron::m10:

fadam posted:

Imagine if instead of being a stupid Australian guy, Junkrat was a bomb launching robot. I don't know too much about the Overwatch lore but it seems like the Omnic war was a big deal and they only have two representatives in the cast.

All I know is the next robot character better be gay.

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Feb 11, 2007

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Junkrat's accent is supposed to be Australian??

SwissArmyDruid
Feb 14, 2014

by sebmojo

Uhhhhh? Hindu deity skin for an Indian character, on the scale of things to be offended about this one is, "I fail to see the problem."

Section Z
Oct 1, 2008

Wait, this is the Moon.
How did I even get here?

Pillbug

fadam posted:

Imagine if instead of being a stupid Australian guy, Junkrat was a bomb launching robot. I don't know too much about the Overwatch lore but it seems like the Omnic war was a big deal and they only have two representatives in the cast.

The joke answer is that clearly he was the robot all along!

But more seriously, I want a "Obvious Cyborg" character to actually be a Terminator robot leaving half of themselves hanging out, but taking advantage of how all suspicion is dropped regarding any and all superhuman abilities if you have so much as a bionic arm.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Zorodius posted:

Junkrat's accent is supposed to be Australian??

Americans literally cannot do that accent and it's hilariously bad every time they try, yes.

Nehru the Damaja
May 20, 2005

Is Zarya's achievement for 60 seconds of 70+ energy even mathematically possible now that her shields last like a millisecond and cooldown for 30 minutes

100 degrees Calcium
Jan 23, 2011



I really wonder what it would have looked like if Project Titan hadn't been scrapped. Would the 21 characters be used as an array of legendary NPCs, like the cast of Warcraft? Can you imagine turning quests in to these people?

fadam
Apr 23, 2008

Nehru the Damaja posted:

Is Zarya's achievement for 60 seconds of 70+ energy even mathematically possible now that her shields last like a millisecond and cooldown for 30 minutes

The cheevo difficulty seems really out of whack. Mei's are easy enough that me and most of my friends have gotten both completely by accident, and getting a 4-man res as Mercy can be tricky but it's not too impossible, but the Symmetra's teleporter one and the shield one you mentioned and a few others seem next to impossible.

Fellatio del Toro
Mar 21, 2009

Nehru the Damaja posted:

Is Zarya's achievement for 60 seconds of 70+ energy even mathematically possible now that her shields last like a millisecond and cooldown for 30 minutes

I just checked and I got it on launch night so it's definitely possible.

Nehru the Damaja
May 20, 2005

fadam posted:

The cheevo difficulty seems really out of whack. Mei's are easy enough that me and most of my friends have gotten both completely by accident, and getting a 4-man res as Mercy can be tricky but it's not too impossible, but the Symmetra's teleporter one and the shield one you mentioned and a few others seem next to impossible.

I got Symmetra's teleporter one today but it required a super unlikely balance defending Numbani where we would nearly hold every single point and then lose it. Otherwise we'd simply win or lose too fast. And even then I had to play Symmetra slightly longer than would be smart.

Meanwhile one of Mercy's is almost literally "just play the game for a while :)"

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
I really hope you guys have more interesting poo poo to talk about in real life.

And lol at the people who took that blackface reference super seriously, cmon.

Minera
Sep 26, 2007

All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

I don't think "Chinese-Canadian Climate Scientist" is a stereotype.

Nor is "Non-Racist Australian Man With Polynesian Friend"

to be fair, junkrat hates omnics so he's at least that racist

plus we can write mei off as having come from fort mcmurray too

100 degrees Calcium
Jan 23, 2011



Intel&Sebastian posted:

I really hope you guys have more interesting poo poo to talk about in real life.

Do you think any of us would be here if we did?

gandlethorpe
Aug 16, 2008

:gowron::m10:

Nehru the Damaja posted:

Meanwhile one of Mercy's is almost literally "just play the game for a while :)"

Obviously a ploy to get people to play Mercy.

fadam
Apr 23, 2008

If one of the new heroes they add isn't Canadian i'm going to be butthurt.

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused

Dodoman posted:

What's wrong with this one? Google Kali and you'll see more tits, arms and fewer clothes

I'm Indian btw.

I'm not gonna claim its problematic, but I do think it looks dumb just cause it has nothing to do with the character. Like, what does Symmetra have to do with Kali? Nothing that I can think of. I'm pretty sure she's not the goddess of turret spam. Its just a weird skin that doesn't fit the character's personality and she just seems to have it because she is Indian. Which is pretty silly.

On this subject though, how many of the characters actually have voice actors form the nationality they are supposed to be? I swear Widowmaker only has a french accent like, half the time.

EDIT: I haven't actually read Symmetra's comic so maybe that reveals she is a devout worshiper or something but ingame it just struck me as bizarre.

Internet Kraken fucked around with this message at 01:17 on May 28, 2016

Flavahbeast
Jul 21, 2001


BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

The Plot was for the MMO that was so awful Blizzard canned it and told them to make a new thing with all those assets or be fired.

the mmo was actually so good and so engrossing that the FDA got involved and quietly paid bliz huge $$$ to cancel it

Elentor
Dec 14, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Dias posted:

Well, I mean...

...ice hockey is literally NOT a thing here. Because there's no ice.

Although with "NFL fans" starting to pop up I wouldn't be surprised if I saw like a Chicago Blackhawks supporter one of these days.

Oooh, here's my Brazilian character pitch: a Brazilian that wants to be an American super hard! Not even being ironic here.

I've met the rare 1 in a million Brazilians who enjoy Baseball and American Football. I've never, ever, ever met a Brazilian who enjoys, knows, acknowledges, or even ever mentioned Hockey. Even the ones who lived in US/Canada.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

fadam posted:

If one of the new heroes they add isn't Canadian i'm going to be butthurt.

You already have one!

fadam
Apr 23, 2008

Internet Kraken posted:

I'm not gonna claim its problematic, but I do think it looks dumb just cause it has nothing to do with the character. Like, what does Symmetra have to do with Kali? Nothing that I can think of. I'm pretty sure she's not the goddess of turret spam. Its just a weird skin that doesn't fit the character's personality and she just seems to have it because she is Indian. Which is pretty silly.

On this subject though, how many of the characters actually have voice actors form the nationality they are supposed to be? I swear Widowmaker only has a french accent like, half the time.

Junkrat isn't a batman villain, Roadhog isn't a shark, Reaper isn't a plague doctor, Tracer isn't a punk, Pharah isn't a gundam, D.Va isn't a bee, Genji isn't arabian, Zenyatta isn't an egyptian bird.

I feel like at least half of the costumes in this game are only very loosely thematically tied to their character. Getting hung up on an Indian character having a costume that makes her look like another Indian character is dumb.


BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

You already have one!


This "Mei is secretly Canadian" meme is offensive to my people.

Selane
May 19, 2006

Internet Kraken posted:

Like, what does Symmetra have to do with Kali?
Who cares? Why are you even singling out that skin? I mean, what does Torbjorn have to do with American bikers or pirates? A lot of skins don't make sense. Their job is to look cool, not to make sense.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

Internet Kraken posted:

I'm not gonna claim its problematic, but I do think it looks dumb just cause it has nothing to do with the character. Like, what does Symmetra have to do with Kali? Nothing that I can think of. I'm pretty sure she's not the goddess of turret spam. Its just a weird skin that doesn't fit the character's personality and she just seems to have it because she is Indian. Which is pretty silly.

On this subject though, how many of the characters actually have voice actors form the nationality they are supposed to be? I swear Widowmaker only has a french accent like, half the time.

EDIT: I haven't actually read Symmetra's comic so maybe that reveals she is a devout worshiper or something but ingame it just struck me as bizarre.

One of Symmetra's in-game lines is "The true enemy of humanity is disorder," so, based on my very low level of knowledge of Hinduism, I'd think that she'd be opposed to a lot of what Kali stands for.

fadam
Apr 23, 2008

Symmetra is Indian.

Kali is Indian.

But what is the connection???

Wales Grey
Jun 20, 2012
Fun fact: if you mash Q as your MEKA is about to explode but before it kicks you out of the suit, D.va can pop Self Destruct Sequence.

Hugoon Chavez
Nov 4, 2011

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Dias posted:

I think the funniest thing to me is that Blizz couldn't think of how to make a Brazilian stereotype that wasn't mean-spirited so we just got native English speaker DJ that likes hooooockey????

Did Brazil get really cold because of Overwatch-lore events? Like, legit question here.

Listen if Jamaica can Bobsled, Brazil can Hockey.

Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl

Pakled posted:

One of Symmetra's in-game lines is "The true enemy of humanity is disorder," so, based on my very low level of knowledge of Hinduism, I'd think that she'd be opposed to a lot of what Kali stands for.

lmao

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused

Selane posted:

Who cares? Why are you even singling out that skin? I mean, what does Torbjorn have to do with American bikers or pirates? A lot of skins don't make sense. Their job is to look cool, not to make sense.

I'm not singling it out, someone asked about it and I explained why I didn't like it even though Symmetra is my favorite hero right now.

I don't like a lot of legendary skins for similar reasons, in that they don't really have anything to do with the character and feel out of place. That's the way Blizzard designs their cosmetics though, so I'm not getting hung up on it. Symmetra other legendary at least looks nice so she is better off than most.

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

GlitchThief posted:

Do you think any of us would be here if we did?

Good point, and I am also in this mess

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