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trapped mouse posted:This post is QI as gently caress. i just find the sudden jump funny. not taking a political position edit: wow I posted this in the wrong thread
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Snapchat A Titty posted:Watch Utopia A great and underappreciated gem Arby <3
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EmmyOk posted:A great and underappreciated gem Arby <3 Arby's is nasty, what is wrong with you?
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thecluckmeme posted:this kid is one unfortunate push of a diaper bag away from getting to know the business end of an industrial rubber band, which sounds pretty whatever to a normal person, but as soon as Baby's First Lifehacked Sandjail takes a turn for the triangular you're going to have one pissy and sandy baby on your hands.
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TetsuoTW posted:I do have one burning question about this Depp situation: who the hell is Amber Heard? amusinginquiry posted:i like how nic cage senses the wife abuse from afar
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# ? May 31, 2016 12:43 |
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This thread. Sample quotes: Android Blues posted:mum: eats roast beef still and is figuring out doritos MrWillsauce posted:my stupid whitebread family uses forks at mexican restaurants google THIS posted:me: excuse me, waiter, but I specifically requested the (enunciating carefully) tortillas de maiz, not the tortillas de harina.
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Grandmother of Five posted:on one hand the people in TCC and the Goon Doctor giving you advice on your health may not have regular credentials that you can verify to check whether they are actually medical professionals, but you can get a glimpse of who they are and whether you can trust them by clicking their post history and see how they dealt with the Capra Demon and the Anor Londo archers in Dark Souls.
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Sham bam bamina! posted:This thread. Piso Mojado posted:me [arriving at restaraunt]: I'm ashamed of how much we have butchered this amazing and rich culture.
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Alain Perdrix posted:"Welcome to the something awful human typology index, please select:
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# ? Jun 1, 2016 21:12 |
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OMG JC a Bomb! posted:LAPD is on the scene and vows to shoot everyone they see until they get the right one.
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muscles like this? posted:The Logan's Run remake is apparently still on with a newly announced screenwriter. Although he's supposed to be working off a previous treatment that was turned in during the period in which Bryan Singer was supposed to be directing it. Supposedly this version is going to hew closer to the original novel which had the crystal going off at 21 and not 30. Rough Lobster posted:Bryan Singer directing a film in which children who reach adulthood are immediately discarded. Interesting
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angry_keebler posted:i will now post peter watts upcoming novel, Jargonaphasia
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Veshpo posted:Every square inch of Japan has got to be haunted as poo poo by now Mange Mite posted:To be a ghost you need a soul first
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Whaddup. I have moreWampaLord posted:I love number 9 - attract cute insects! (Warning, dangerous, non-cute insects will also be attracted.) Improbable Lobster posted:Bees and Wasps are pretty cool but I think you'd also attract a loooot of mosquitos flosofl posted:Why mosquitoes? Do the peels outgas CO2 as they rot? Improbable Lobster posted:Because I'm an idiot who never checked if the "bananas attract mosquitos" thing was a myth. flosofl posted:Well, mythical mosquitoes are the worst. I hear they get big enough to carry you off.
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Mozi posted:Good news, everybody! Code Jockey posted:Zika: give a little head, get a little head
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Sagebrush posted:if it's sparse and white, you've got girlcum in sight
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Geirskogul posted:The kitten is as playful as ever: Bugsy posted:Good to see the little dude going all out. endlessmonotony posted:You ARE aware that one of these videos shows your dick, right?
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This video has been removed by the user. Sorry about that.
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Sham bam bamina! posted:This video has been removed by the user. drat, I wanted to see his dick.
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Minimalist Program posted:GBS poster: I'm gay for bernie sanders, cuck, balls.
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Rondette posted:Oh god this just reminded me of an incident at school, this boy was mercilessly bullying me, so one day, utterly hosed off with it, I went and kicked him in the knee. Chichevache posted:How hosed up were you that the kid who could die from a papercut viewed you as prey?
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Paineopticon posted:Seriousposting over, who wants to gently caress a space weasel with me Cthulu Carl posted:Sorry, I'm allergic to their fur and they're allergic to my personality.
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steinrokkan posted:How sheltered and autistic must you be to consider a fish "creepy"
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Meowbot posted:what in the sam fuckin hill is this nonsense in 20106 here I sit with a bloodied girl with a cowboyt sword screamingabout blood and hell and bathing in chaos and im like YES CoOl this is what ive always wanted in beautiful blood soaked woman but all the blood soaked women ive been with have been a huge disappointment so here I stand before this mighty broad with a sword CoVERED iN visceras and my heart pumpping more blood for her actions as she wages wars on chaogs and clothes everywehre ,yo uGO GIRL
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Wedemeyer posted:Whaddup. I have more Bad
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Sham Bams was alright, though all I know of Peter Watts is apparently he is an author.
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Xythe posted:Sham Bams was alright, though all I know of Peter Watts is apparently he is an author. He's sorta got a whole Lovecraft-by-way-of-TED thing going on and wrote a pretty interesting space exploration / existential horror book called Blindsight and started a decent horror from the deep dystopia series called Starfish but it went off the rails pretty quickly. He's probably written some other things, too. Frogisis has a new favorite as of 12:09 on Jun 5, 2016 |
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Xythe posted:Sham Bams was alright, though all I know of Peter Watts is apparently he is an author. and that really isn't a very valid criticism of his writing...
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Frogisis posted:He's sorta got a whole Lovecraft-by-way-of-TED thing going on and wrote a pretty interesting space exploration / existential horror book called Blindsight and started a decent horror from the deep dystopia series called Starfish but it went off the rails pretty quickly. He's probably written some other things, too. Echopraxia, the sequel to Blindsight, was far worse than its predecessor. It had good themes, but they were obscured by the same-y way everyone talked. Like, the protagonist was an old biologist, but he talked and thought like a Reddit refugee. It also meanders in the middle for far too long, with a lot of buildup leading to a wet fart of a conclusion.
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Basically it sounds like something I would have written.
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Screaming Idiot posted:Echopraxia, the sequel to Blindsight, was far worse than its predecessor. It had good themes, but they were obscured by the same-y way everyone talked. Like, the protagonist was an old biologist, but he talked and thought like a Reddit refugee. It also meanders in the middle for far too long, with a lot of buildup leading to a wet fart of a conclusion. the bits about his wife were pretty good
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Cumslut1895 posted:and that really isn't a very valid criticism of his writing... Probably the worst that can be said about him is that he's a card-carrying edgelord. He needs to spend a weekend doing mushrooms in a field or milking cows on a sailboat or something. This might be a stupid idea but I'm an illustrator and I still occasionally daydream about adapting Blindsight into a graphic novel. I have a folder of sketches and everything. ....I'll have to at least check out Echopraxia. E: More back on topic, does anyone have those old (probably really old by now) quotes where the goon pretended to be the Men's Warehouse guy and made all these weird sexual boasts in character, like "I'll bend you over the movie theater seats and make you cum so hard your nose ring will magnetize I GUARANTEE IT"? Maybe it was sleep deprivation but I remember losing my poo poo at those. Frogisis has a new favorite as of 12:32 on Jun 5, 2016 |
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sorry guys hope this one's better pig slut lisa posted:there's a lot of talk about who the worst posters are on the forums, and occasionally some comments about who the best poster is, but i've never seen anyone talk about who's the median, the poster who's exactly in the middle of all the posters if you lined them up in one big line according to the quality of their posts. who do you think it is, well guess what this is the thread to say and not be scared about it. Constant Hamprince posted:what if they're the mode poster pig slut lisa posted:how can one person be the mode. please don't troll my thread. ol yeller posted:jon pop
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Sham bam bamina! posted:sorry guys hope this one's better A math joke AND a jon pop joke, noice. Lovecraftian sci-fi in space sounds awesome, though. Is there anything that isn't written by people trying to ape Lovecraft and/or Derleth's style but still has that same theme of unnamable horrors from beyond the stars/secrets man was not meant to know/reality is a thin veneer over a burbling cauldron of incomprehensible madness?
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Bertrand Hustle posted:
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Bertrand Hustle posted:A math joke AND a jon pop joke, noice. You sir have got to read you some Stross laundry.
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Bertrand Hustle posted:A math joke AND a jon pop joke, noice. Not a book but that's basically what Bloodborne is about
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Bertrand Hustle posted:A math joke AND a jon pop joke, noice. You're describing warhammer 40k
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Frogisis posted:Probably the worst that can be said about him is that he's a card-carrying edgelord. He needs to spend a weekend doing mushrooms in a field or milking cows on a sailboat or something. I would pay good money for those, especially if you could get a decent writer to even out the loledgy bits the way they do when they make Stephen King novels into good movies. Outrail posted:You're describing warhammer 40k No he forgot the retarded green football hooligans and the undead robot Egyptians obsessed with finding John Connor. Screaming Idiot has a new favorite as of 00:50 on Jun 6, 2016 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Once you start thinking about the near infinite amount of ways you could be killed/maimed in random incidents you'll realise that you're potential in mortal danger every second of your life. Some airline mechanic in Cairo might have been having a bad day and forgotten to properly bolt together the engine frame on the 747 which is currently flying 20,000 feet above you. A renovator might have done a lovely DIY job removing the asbestos in that hotel you spent a night in 20 years ago. The factory which prepared the canned salmon in the sandwich you're about to eat might have left a bone in it which will get lodged in your throat and make you choke to death. The real estate agent may have lied about that Indian burial ground underneath your house.
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