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Soulex posted:So a coworker of mine, who had a medboard going and all she had to do was wait, just popped hot on a drug test. lol we had a PV2 with disciplinary issues get sent home with RPG shrapnel in his neck. same poo poo. In leadership's eyes, he went from scumbag to war hero to double scumbag in the span of like 2 weeks. Hard to decide whether peace time or war time army is worse
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Soulex posted:So a coworker of mine, who had a medboard going and all she had to do was wait, just popped hot on a drug test. So that I don't end up being the idiot: Final out's tomorrow, taking terminal leave, when can I light up?
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Kuroyama posted:So that I don't end up being the idiot: Final out's tomorrow, taking terminal leave, when can I light up? After you separate. JFC it's just pot have some self control.
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Kuroyama posted:So that I don't end up being the idiot: Final out's tomorrow, taking terminal leave, when can I light up? EAOS
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:After you separate. Honestly, it's not that hard, just be a semi-functioning alcoholic like the rest of us.
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:After you separate. I have control, just needed some clarification. Memento posted:Honestly, it's not that hard, just be a semi-functioning alcoholic like the rest of us. I think I've got that covered.
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people will say not to smoke on terminal leave because you could get called in for a drug test. those people are stupid.
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If the urinalysis guy isn't the first person you check out with when you're leaving any command, much less going on terminal leave, then you deserve whatever consequences you get.
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Except if you get picked up by civilian cops while you're on terminal and the military decides to double-dick your misdemeanor citation into terminating all your benefits. Probably won't happen! (except it has)
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hogmartin posted:Except if you get picked up by civilian cops while you're on terminal and the military decides to double-dick your misdemeanor citation into terminating all your benefits. Probably won't happen! well you're dumbass for carrying no matter what imo, smoking was the concern. Also its not even illegal everywhere. edit: on second thought, maybe I am giving soldiers way too much credit. For some, managing to go your whole (up to 60 days!!!) of terminal leave without getting arrested probably is a tough challenge. CHICKEN SHOES fucked around with this message at 01:26 on Jun 8, 2016 |
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:well you're dumbass for carrying no matter what imo, smoking was the concern. Also its not even illegal everywhere. Yeah, I guess I meant not that it's likely, but that it's happened. People get out and want to go party at college with their high school buddies and welp.
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or party with "friends" still in High School haha.
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:or party with "friends" still in High School haha. I keep gettin' older and they stay the same age, yes they do, yes they do.
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Half the people in this forum have seen idiots get nailed for dumb poo poo done on terminal. Just wait a couple of weeks, it doesn't matter.
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Why bother with weed? Just smoke some meth 
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Thump! posted:Why bother with weed? Just
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Why bother with terminal when you can freebase in VLC and leave your poo poo there and have the dogs go through everybody's barracks rooms?
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Try pisstesting me for gold heaven fagutz...
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hogmartin posted:Why bother with terminal when you can freebase in VLC and leave your poo poo there and have the dogs go through everybody's barracks rooms? I'm listening 
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If you can't get a natural high of patriotism from being tirelessly serving your noble country I hope you can at least get a thrill from visualizing the killing
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Pesticide20 posted:I'm listening Not much to tell. A belowdecks watch found some aluminum foil something in VLC (look I don't know how you kids do your drugs these days) and it tested positive for coke, so the MAAs went through everybody's barracks rooms with dogs. It turned out it was a crank and one of his buddies or something. I was worried they were going to find my electric wok and toaster oven TBH which tells you about the dumb poo poo you worry about in the barracks. I was pissed at the guy because I last-minute covered one of his duty days (like a Sunday ten minutes before muster while I was still drunk) which I later realized was probably because he was high out of his loving mind with his girlfriend downtown and he got arrested before he could pay me back  Apparently there is a kind of winch harness system that they have to lower a doggie down into a submarine via the weapons shipping hatch! 
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canyoneer posted:If you can't get a natural high of patriotism from being tirelessly serving your noble country I hope you can at least get a thrill from visualizing the killing Well that last part gave me a chub.
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They were snorting crank on the BOAT?!
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Look if you're on terminal, and you finaled out, whatever. Go hog wild. If you're dumb and idiotic with what you're doing to warrant you getting caught, you deserve it. This also includes answering phone calls or texts. There is no amount of whatever my unit can give me for "hey we need you to come in." That I won't laugh and hang up. Short of showing up at my door with MPs with a warrant gently caress them. I am gonna text my old squad leader cause she's cool in my book and she knows I ain't loving with bullshit. She's short time too and ACAPing so she don't care neither. Also I'm moving so they ain't really gonna have poo poo to do to get me there when I'm in Cal-Lo-for-nigh-ay Soulex fucked around with this message at 05:43 on Jun 8, 2016 |
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I can't think of a single legitimate reason for your unit to call you back after final out. Maybe an award presentation, but you should have rec'd the award itself already so gently caress that.
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Soulex posted:
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Which part? They CAN call you in from terminal and if they do you HAVE to obey. Your date of sep isn't final until it arrives. And they will transport someone across the country for disciplinary action. I've seen that too.
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canyoneer posted:If you can't get a natural high of patriotism from being tirelessly
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Godholio posted:Which part? They CAN call you in from terminal and if they do you HAVE to obey. Your date of sep isn't final until it arrives. Then they'll have to buy my goddamn plane ticket. Hugh the likely hood of that happening at all is fairly slim. I don't plan on doing any raping or drunk driving or meth when I get down to San Diego.
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MrMojok posted:They were snorting crank on the BOAT?! A crank was freebasing coke on the boat, 'crank' like a dishwasher, sorry.
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Soulex posted:Then they'll have to buy my goddamn plane ticket. You're really not getting the most out of your terminal then.
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Thump! posted:You're really not getting the most out of your terminal then. look whos back from his ban
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:look whos back from his ban Following politics is truly the best drug.
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:well you're dumbass for carrying no matter what imo, smoking was the concern. Also its not even illegal everywhere. Doesn't matter if it's not illegal where you are. You're a federal employee and have to follow those rules. If you ever read the files on the guys getting denied security clearance, you'll run across some that say the guy used weed before and one of the reasons for denial is that while it may be legal where he is, you still have to follow the fed laws. Soulex posted:If you're dumb and idiotic with what you're doing to warrant you getting caught, you deserve it. You're forgetting the reality of someone else doing something stupid, like getting into an accident with you. One thing leads to another and you get hosed. chemosh6969 fucked around with this message at 16:31 on Jun 8, 2016 |
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Soulex posted:Then they'll have to buy my goddamn plane ticket. No, they won't. At first. But after they push your date of sep and take you into custody, you'll get a free plane ticket with two new friends sitting with you. At least, that's what they did to a Navy idiot I knew when he got picked up in Utah and shipped back to whatever port he was based at under guard.
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Godholio posted:No, they won't. At first. But after they push your date of sep and take you into custody, you'll get a free plane ticket with two new friends sitting with you. At least, that's what they did to a Navy idiot I knew when he got picked up in Utah and shipped back to whatever port he was based at under guard. Yeah, but what did he do? Even if I were to smoke, it'd be in my home and I'd be ok to buy it from poo poo places because I'm getting a medical marijuana card as the first order of business as soon as I get down there. Well, after finding a place to live. There aren't a LOT of reasons I see my unit being like "gently caress, we got to get this guy back here now!" because as of right now I'm not signed for anything, I've already turned it in on the unit level except for CIF which I'm gonna do soon. A UT? Doubt they'll order me back for that when I've already cleared, especially since the unit I'm with will be moving to Hawaii or Kansas by September of this year. Article 15? What did I do? I don't drink because it fucks with my pain medication, I manage my finances, and pretty much keep my nose clean. poo poo, our 1SG is leaving in the next two weeks so it'll just be me, the commander, and 4 other soldiers who are gonna be moving to the parent unit sometime soon. I know someone that got escorted to, but that was to prison. He deserved it sadly
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IIRC he shoplifted then ran away when he heard he'd been identified. Edit: I dunno, to me it comes down to risk vs reward. At best, you're looking at smoking pot like 2 weeks early. Woo. At worst, some 90 year old causes an accident and you end up popping hot while still subject to the UCMJ. Godholio fucked around with this message at 16:51 on Jun 8, 2016 |
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