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I added this to the OP: USADA/UFC Drug Testing statistics. Thought it was kind of interesting and hope they keep it updated. I don't think we've seen BeanFried in awhile, I'll assume this is his doing.
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Jun 12, 2016 05:00
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the best fighters being the most tested makes them look really good if you look at it like black & white
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Jun 12, 2016 05:18
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Brazilians have a third of the fighters the US does and twice the amount of suspensions
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"TESTED THIS WEEK: Dong Hyun (Maestro?) Kim" "Yeah, which one are we testing again?"
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attackmole posted:I think Brock Lesnar is the only millionaire in the world who in the prime of their career went "You know what? I wanna move to Saskatchewan."
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TheRationalRedditor posted:Didn't it turn out that the Canadian doctors diagnosed him perfectly but he didn't want to hear it so he risked his life by delaying treatment to travel back to the US and his situation got even worse in the process? Duncan laughed about it in depth as GI tract biology is his wheelhouse I'm pretty sure that was the case, yes.
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Dan Didio posted:"TESTED THIS WEEK: Literally lost a tenner the other week betting on the wrong dong
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Lord Waffle Beard posted:Brazilians have a third of the fighters the US does and twice the amount of suspensions I agree that there's a conspiracy against Brazil.
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It is kind of strange that Brazil's doping system is less advanced than the most technologically advanced nation on earth...
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Josuke Higashikata posted:It is kind of strange that Brazil's doping system is less advanced than the most technologically advanced nation on earth... Welcome to the arms race.
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Jun 12, 2016 08:30
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Google Butt posted:that sucks for rockhold and I hope he rebounds from this. Yeah, he's just gotta keep his chin up. Wait...
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Jun 12, 2016 09:56
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not cool
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attackmole posted:I think Brock Lesnar is the only millionaire in the world who in the prime of their career went "You know what? I wanna move to Saskatchewan." The most famous resident of Saskatchewan is no longer a gas station employee named Dick Assman, and for that I'm sad.
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Unfunny Poster posted:Yeah, he's just gotta keep his chin up. lol
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Google Butt posted:not cool I genuinely feel bad for Luke Rockhold since losing a parent is all kinds of lovely, but it was too tempting.
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friend you need never explain your cheapshots in bad taste here
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Keg posted:The most famous resident of Saskatchewan is no longer a gas station employee named Dick Assman, and for that I'm sad. What a great province, I love Canada. e: Saskatchewan's other celebrity is an actor whose last name is Butt who wrote a TV show about a gas station. They got a theme and they're sticking to it. CRISPYBABY fucked around with this message at 13:54 on Jun 12, 2016 |
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TheRationalRedditor posted:Didn't it turn out that the Canadian doctors diagnosed him perfectly but he didn't want to hear it so he risked his life by delaying treatment to travel back to the US and his situation got even worse in the process? Duncan laughed about it in depth as GI tract biology is his wheelhouse He wrote in his book about how Canada "nearly killed him" because they immediately diagnosed him correctly and gave him the correct treatment but Brock Lesnar, M.D reaaaaaally wanted to go in the big machine to get a CT scan, so he discharged himself to get his wife to drive him at 100 miles an hour to get exactly the same diagnosis and treatment from North Dakota, except they were more than willing to bill him extra for a CT scan, and then went to the Mayo Clinic, where again the got he same diagnosis and treatment. The boring nerd poo poo part is that they almost certainly used ultrasound because it's great for monitoring early diverticulitis, and is especially useful and most of the time superior to CT in patients with low body fat. It's especially advantageous because it can be repeated daily to see how things are progressing. Basically Brock Lesnar cried because he didn't get to sit in the fire engine that blasts him with radiation.
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Triticum Guzzler posted:He wrote in his book about how Canada "nearly killed him" because they immediately diagnosed him correctly and gave him the correct treatment but Brock Lesnar, M.D reaaaaaally wanted to go in the big machine to get a CT scan, so he discharged himself to get his wife to drive him at 100 miles an hour to get exactly the same diagnosis and treatment from North Dakota, except they were more than willing to bill him extra for a CT scan, and then went to the Mayo Clinic, where again the got he same diagnosis and treatment. I'm getting additional bonus laughs from imagining Lesnar tersely dictating this harrowing tale of exceptional medical care to his ghostwriter, a situation in which it seems impossible that he did not utter "you can write that in your little notebook" at least twice
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I recently had a doctor says, "Yeah, for each CT scan there is about a one in one hundred chance that you will later develop cancer. But it's better to get the scan." I was just like, fine Doctor sir, I'll happily get in your cancer tube and didn't ask you ANY questions about anything but thanks for the weird cancer roulette thing I'm now thinking about.
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Captain Log posted:I recently had a doctor says, "Yeah, for each CT scan there is about a one in one hundred chance that you will later develop cancer. But it's better to get the scan." It's closer to 1/2000 for anything fatal. Ride the cancer tube every day.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_4FxaXxAQA I don't know poo poo about striking but the internet says this is really bad striking
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Captain Log posted:I was just like, fine Doctor sir, I'll happily get in your cancer tube and didn't ask you ANY questions about anything but thanks for the weird cancer roulette thing I'm now thinking about. Back onto that Ronda video, reminds me of that power punch she threw at Holly, Holly effortlessly ducked under it and Ronda stumbled onto her knee and 180'd. Her return to MMA is going to be fun.
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Scan my balls dude. I got 7,500 smackers right here that say my balls need a scan my man.
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Work Friend Keven posted:Scan my balls dude. I got 7,500 smackers right here that say my balls need a scan my man. They look good from here
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TheRationalRedditor posted:it seems impossible that he did not utter "you can write that in your little notebook" at least twice lmao
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Le Saboteur posted:This isn't a gently caress up. Lesnar is also apparently going to be billed as fighting out of Saskatchewan. Race traitor.
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Keg posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_4FxaXxAQA alright here's my in depth analysis of this 45 second training clip press thumbs up if you train too
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Kind of funny how this forum thinks it's soooooo important for fighters to have their balls scanned by random testers but when Brock pays out of pocket for ball scanning on his own dime and time it's bad.
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That pad work is fine
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Work Friend Keven posted:Kind of funny how this forum thinks it's soooooo important for fighters to have their balls scanned by random testers but when Brock pays out of pocket for ball scanning on his own dime and time it's bad. I'm the random tester who wants to get up close and personal with fighters' balls
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Dangersim posted:That pad work is fine Yeah
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yeah let's make fun of tjat guy when his protege USADA 5000 is tearing through the ufc
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Detroit_Dogg posted:Where's the video of Dada training https://youtu.be/qwiD5atcdIA?t=4
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