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Tunicate posted:And remember, you want to keep the compressions at the proper rate of 100-120 BPM, which can easily be maintained by humming Another One Bites The Dust. Or "Stayin' Alive".
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Tunicate posted:And remember, you want to keep the compressions at the proper rate of 100-120 BPM, which can easily be maintained by humming Another One Bites The Dust. Wingnut Ninja posted:Or "Stayin' Alive". At our morning meeting with the O-6 a couple of weeks back there was this rather obnoxiously loud "BOOMP-BOOMP-BOOMP-BOOMP" going on from one of the rooms next door. We all made jokes about someone having a dance party, turns out it was a BLS/CPR/whatever course and that was the beat from the video
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Wingnut Ninja posted:Or "Stayin' Alive". FINE, HERE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vmb1tqYqyII
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I think the thing that really annoys me is when people get knocked out and they start sticking their hands in their mouths trying to free the airway. I've seen it in football a bunch when the keeper goes and knocks a player out on accident and someone tries to clear an airway by shoving his grubby hand in the unconscious dudes mouth.
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But he'll swallow his tongue!
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Redeye Flight posted:Yo, crossposting from the Current Events thread, have some Marine idiots: Whats the most he can get charged with?
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Reverand maynard posted:Whats the most he can get charged with? Being a Marine. Punishable by flogging.
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Reverand maynard posted:Whats the most he can get charged with? Conduct befitting a lance corporal
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Reverand maynard posted:Whats the most he can get charged with? Reenlistment
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Redeye Flight posted:Yo, crossposting from the Current Events thread, have some Marine idiots: I like that I can tell that dudes white trash as gently caress just by looking at the picture.
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FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:update on thinking about going into the air guard: "We're pee testing the entire MX Squadron" Redeye Flight posted:Yo, crossposting from the Current Events thread, have some Marine idiots: Ahahaha, good job Marine. As if having a kill/rape streak on Okinawa can make the force look any better.
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CommieGIR posted:"We're pee testing the entire
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Casimir Radon posted:"We're pee testing the entire MX Squadron base, twice!" Must be a nuke base
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CommieGIR posted:Must be a nuke base
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Casimir Radon posted:Nope. They just got really pissed off when a bunch of people popped hot in short succession with random testing. So they tested us all, then did it again a couple months later. Medical really doesn't have the staff to handle that many people, so two entire days went down the drain. That's a lot of pee. To be fair, it was probably more alcohol than pee.
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My first day at AIT had the whole battalion piss tested. 800 or so people, 10 hats, one room. It was my loving birthday too, and all I wanted to do was have a loving beer
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Soulex posted:I think the thing that really annoys me is when people get knocked out and they start sticking their hands in their mouths trying to free the airway. I've seen it in football a bunch when the keeper goes and knocks a player out on accident and someone tries to clear an airway by shoving his grubby hand in the unconscious dudes mouth. What kind of IDR crap are you pulling claiming you're US Army and talking about football having keepers.
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Internet Wizard posted:What kind of IDR crap are you pulling claiming you're US Army and talking about football having keepers. There is one football and that is European football. NFL be damned. It doesn't involve feet.
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On Memorial Day my brother in law posted on FB a generic message followed by a specific shout out to me, his father in law, and some other dude. That caused this super sperg major I once worked for to comment "OMG, Turdis is dead?! What happened?" I replied nope, still alive, and got on a plane. Meanwhile, my BIL and this retard got in a slap fight for dozens of comments, and the wife eventually saw it and sent cease and desist texts to her brother. I ignored it thinking about my blood pressure and assuming it would quickly blow over. It didn't, although the wife's nagging did get us both unfriended by her brother. Recapping this last week with her parents led to the wife storming out of her own birthday dinner because they wouldn't sufficiently denounce her brother's confusion between Memorial and Veteran's Day. Don't join the military, don't get married, don't be an idiot.
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Booblord Zagats posted:Conduct befitting a lance corporal All jokes aside, I reckon that is the thing where Jack Nicholson admits to everything and Tom cruise is shocked and you still get a dishonorable.
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Derek Dominoe posted:Nope. Continuous compressions are preferred for bystanders. Interrupting chest compressions for what are usually ineffective breaths at room air FiO2 is really detrimental to brain and tissue perfusion. No more "look, listen, and feel" even. I just renewed Red Cross cert in May and they still start out with two breaths and then go into compressions.
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This is a peak mount. We like to use them because they're inexpensive, portable, quick to set up, don't require poking holes in the roof or major modifications to the building, and don't necessitate CE getting involved. Now some colonel is complaining because the sight of cinder blocks of the roof has offended their aesthetic sensibilities. They got very insistent that we should just bolt antennas to the roof like we have elsewhere on base. Except that A. Nowhere on base is there an antenna bolted to the roof, and B. That would require serious and expensive modifications to the buildings. So now we've got to explore options to shut up whoever this dickhead is.
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Casimir Radon posted:
Isn't there some instruction for roof building or whatever that came from an echelon above the colonel?
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Soulex posted:There is one football and that is Casimir Radon posted:
I see eight options right there - you're already up on the roof.
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Stultus Maximus posted:Isn't there some instruction for roof building or whatever that came from an echelon above the colonel?
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Ygolonac posted:I see eight options right there - you're already up on the roof. Yeah, but don't those options also require that Col standing just beside that roof?
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Who owns the building? Demand a memorandum for record that states they authorize holes to be drilled in their roof and accept all damages and charges that base facilities may someday recoup from the future hand receipt holder. That'll slow it down for at least a month. Your commander can always solicit a legal opinion from the SJA on whether he's authorized to damage or modify someone else's property.
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Soulex posted:There is one football and that is European football. NFL be damned. It doesn't involve feet. I like that rugby players coming over from Australia often say that the 300lb linemen in the NFL are super fast. Because seeing those rugby fella's talk poo poo about pads then quickly coming to grips with the fact that a guy who weighs as much as a motorcycle that can do the 40 under 5.5 might infact make those pads a bit of a necessity
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smemper fi
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Turdis McWordis posted:Who owns the building? Demand a memorandum for record that states they authorize holes to be drilled in their roof and accept all damages and charges that base facilities may someday recoup from the future hand receipt holder. That'll slow it down for at least a month. Your commander can always solicit a legal opinion from the SJA on whether he's authorized to damage or modify someone else's property.
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Booblord Zagats posted:I like that rugby players coming over from Australia often say that the 300lb linemen in the NFL are super fast. Because seeing those rugby fella's talk poo poo about pads then quickly coming to grips with the fact that a guy who weighs as much as a motorcycle that can do the 40 under 5.5 might infact make those pads a bit of a necessity Yeah they're fast for about 10 minutes. Put your average nfl lineman in the front line of a rugby squad and he'll be dead by the half from exhaustion.
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after watching tuf 10 and the abortion of the wes shivers/james mcsweeney fight, i lost a lot of respect for the athleticism of nfl players dude on the right was an offensive tackle for the tennessee titans. dude on the left is british, so thats his excuse i guess
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:after watching tuf 10 and the abortion of the wes shivers/james mcsweeney fight, i lost a lot of respect for the athleticism of nfl players American football hasn't really got much in the way of anything except athleticism in short bursts. And beating up your girlfriend.
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This dude is going to swallow soooo much poo poo on his way to a dishonourable discharge. Unless I guess they send him to prison too. He is the idiot.
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Affi posted:This dude is going to swallow soooo much poo poo on his way to a dishonourable discharge. Unless I guess they send him to prison too. Question him until he says something slightly different and then charge him with making false official statements?
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Affi posted:This dude is going to swallow soooo much poo poo on his way to a dishonourable discharge. Unless I guess they send him to prison too. Maybe he meant obummer is gonna send marines to protect their civilian counterparts.
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MA-Horus posted:Yeah they're fast for about 10 minutes. Put your average nfl lineman in the front line of a rugby squad and he'll be dead by the half from exhaustion. That's not really the point. The point is that if you can run a 40-yard dash in 4.5 seconds while weighing 300 pounds, the amount of force generated by your tackle is enormous, over 1.5 tons of force for the biggest hits. Potentially enough to kill someone not wearing pads.
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There aren't many situations in which a 300 lb lineman is going to have 40 yards to reach top speed and then make that hit. The momentum advantage in rugby usually goes to the ball carrier as tacklers have to wrap up and are more likely to be making open field tackles without support. Once I started playing men's rugby it became pretty common to see 240+ lb islanders running at me, including Samu Manoa. It's not that hard to make those hits.
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It's not taking him 40 yards to build up that speed. Maybe 5.
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yall enjoy arguing about which sport is more macho, ill be over here on the couch enjoying not having tbi and blown out knees
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