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TinTower posted:Ah yes, Assassins Creed, where even in the narrative the history of long dead people are embellished for the purposes of entertainment. You are seriously going to have me ride a horse with some moron for half an hour as he ~warns people~? And witness some losers signing papers, while we watch the villains just walk around for no damp reason? Dump tea in the ocean, as an Indian, when the whole point was that there were in reality none? They gave up setting it in South America for that...
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Yo, Madkal, you missed censoring a name on one of the lines. Just heads-up.
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CallingYouARadical posted:I'm the one with the red scribbles in the boxes. I don't care that the source I'm using to prove my point is false. Oh. My. loving. God. ![]()
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DicktheCat posted:Yo, Madkal, you missed censoring a name on one of the lines. Just heads-up. Edited. Thanks
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dijon du jour posted:I'm just wracking my brain for what could be "technically, but not actually" cannibalism. All I can think of is eating someone else's fingernail clippings. Drinking blood, maybe?
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dijon du jour posted:I'm just wracking my brain for what could be "technically, but not actually" cannibalism. All I can think of is eating someone else's fingernail clippings. EmmyOk posted:When I was 19 I was eating a chicken strip and there was a crunchy looking protrusion and I thought "I'll be having that" and went right for it. It turned out to be harder than expected and I really had to grind it into dust with my molars. As it turns out my front tooth had snapped the second I bit into the chicken and I'd actually been grinding up my tooth not the chicken strip. I'd cracked that tooth three times before so I guess it was just weak.
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CallingYouARadical posted:I have never been more glad that this thread exists. I'm usually a lurker, but today all the folks I usually vent my futile fury over stupidity at are asleep or working, so here we go. My only real interaction with "touching the poop" has been posting Snopes or news articles disproving whatever the Facebook friend is ranting about. Without fail they answer, "oh... well it doesn't matter if it's true or not, my point still stands!"
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BJPaskoff posted:My only real interaction with "touching the poop" has been posting Snopes or news articles disproving whatever the Facebook friend is ranting about. Without fail they answer, "oh... well it doesn't matter if it's true or not, my point still stands!" Mine have moved past even this point and just straight up delete my post. Belligerent ignorance at its finest.
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EmmyOk posted:When I was 19 I was eating a chicken strip and there was a crunchy looking protrusion and I thought "I'll be having that" and went right for it. It turned out to be harder than expected and I really had to grind it into dust with my molars. As it turns out my front tooth had snapped the second I bit into the chicken and I'd actually been grinding up my tooth not the chicken strip. I'd cracked that tooth three times before so I guess it was just weak. ![]()
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BJPaskoff posted:My only real interaction with "touching the poop" has been posting Snopes or news articles disproving whatever the Facebook friend is ranting about. Without fail they answer, "oh... well it doesn't matter if it's true or not, my point still stands!"
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Jesus loving Christ, please tell me you can meet up with this guy irl and slap some sense into him. ![]()
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Guns don't kill people, but they can sure save people.
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Yeah? Well my uncle fell out of a gondola in Las Vegas and drowned. Should we ban gondolas? Or water? Or uncles?
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Yes please ban Uncles.
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It's 2016 and we are eating our own teeth.
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Group chat of old car buddies from the early 00's. Let's jump in here and see what the ol' gang is up t.....![]() ![]()
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Ularg posted:Yes please ban Uncles. There are no bad uncles, just bad gondolas.
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Fathis Munk posted:Jesus loving Christ, please tell me you can meet up with this guy irl and slap some sense into him. This is my brother's girlfriend. She's a sweet girl, but her highly paranoid friends and family have essentially brainwashed her into believing every bullshit thing out there. She believes in chemtrails, obviously that the government stages shootings, etc. I've been working on her about this one and I think we're almost there, but she's also highly suspicious of vaccines. I don't even know where to start with her. "Everything you think you know is wrong. ... You think that's air you're breathing?" Ularg posted:Guns don't kill people, but they can sure save people. If I were a bigger rear end in a top hat, I'd LOVE to use this one. "Yeah, I set that gun on the table and watched it for hours on end, but, strangest thing, it didn't get up and save anyone."
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CallingYouARadical posted:I don't even know where to start with her. "Everything you think you know is wrong. ... You think that's air you're breathing?" Sounds like she needs to take a red pill!
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Otisburg posted:I gotta have the context on this one. A picture of Donald Duck at Thanksgiving with a turkey on the table.
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Maker Of Shoes posted:Group chat of old car buddies from the early 00's. Let's jump in here and see what the ol' gang is up t..... Cough cough Saint Patricks Day cough cough
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Maker Of Shoes posted:Group chat of old car buddies from the early 00's. Let's jump in here and see what the ol' gang is up t..... How fukkin' stupid do you have to be to not understand this after Orlando? Straight white guys aren't getting murdered en masse for being straight white guys. What's our parade of solidarity and defiance against? Not enough coverage of dressage on TV? Little Bryce not getting non-GMO organic snacks at Montesori?
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Otisburg posted:How fukkin' stupid do you have to be to not understand this after Orlando?
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You know what? Let's have a white history month and a straight pride flag, on the condition that we can start discriminating and harassing straight and white people. If I posted that to imgur there would be "But we're already discriminated because bla bla /r/MGTOW" Now I'm sad again.
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I'm the cash rapist.
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Goddamnit they just changed the thread title IOSM: stupid like a Fox, because get rid if guns turn citizens into slaves
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I hope those 300 people with guns are standing on the same side of the shooter. If they're all in a circle around him there's gonna be trouble
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Chomp8645 posted:Sounds like she needs to take a red pill! ![]() HellCopter posted:I hope those 300 people with guns are standing on the same side of the shooter. If they're all in a circle around him there's gonna be trouble I believe it would be called "a good start".
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Otisburg posted:I'm the cash rapist. Don't remind me of those banned, super dark episodes of DuckTales.
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can we choose a state no one likes and make it the gun people state. Everyone gets a gun, no restrictions, it's quarantined from all the other states. Just sit back and see what happens.
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Where can I donate money to provide some of the 1.8 million guns needed for this project and how do I send it to Nebraska
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Got this in my replies earlier. This requires a little (but only a little) knowledge of formal logic, though:![]() It's a mix of denying the antecedent and applying the law of contraposition on a false premise. The dude went on to link me to Wikipedia articles about logic. I guess my undergraduate studies were useless, then.
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BROCK LESBIAN posted:It's 2016 and we are eating our own teeth.
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FlyinPingu posted:can we choose a state no one likes and make it the gun people state. Everyone gets a gun, no restrictions, it's quarantined from all the other states. Just sit back and see what happens. There's already a Texas. ![]()
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I'd kind of like to know how a hypothetical situation with 500 armed people (one of them being a bad guy) in a crowded space would play out.
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Blind Pineapple posted:I'd kind of like to know how a hypothetical situation with 500 armed people (one of them being a bad guy) in a crowded space would play out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nr2GeWiDrdY Imagine that with more people. And probably more death. EDIT: Or that time (times?) that New York cops shot a bunch of bystanders while trying to shoot someone they were after. I don't think they ever even hit him.
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Lemniscate Blue posted:There's already a Texas. Nothing specifically against you but why do people always trot out Texas as the bad state? I mean it does suck but I've lived in a lot of states in the south and Texas isn't even close to the worst.
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Jealousy
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In my case it's because I live here, and haven't lived in any of the places that might be worse. Texas seems to take some kind of boisterous joy in being terrible, compared to other states that have the courtesy to be a little ashamed of it, or at least give the impression they're doing it out of stubbornness. Lemniscate Blue has a new favorite as of 01:58 on Jun 18, 2016 |
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