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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Vanellope posted:

Oh, and she's whining endlessly about "entitled people" and "welfare queens" now too.

I was honestly surprised by the CEO at work when we were talking yesterday. He's turning 69 this year and pretty regularly has to stop himself from saying racist poo poo in front of minority customers (fun fact: Saudi Arabia is a gigantic customer of ours), and he's always full of "knowledge" about how awful the current generation is. Bernie Sanders has resulted in a lot of monologues about socialism, and he intends to hold his nose and vote for Trump just to keep Clinton out.

Then right after talking about how millennials are entitled because they grew up in prosperity and want to get everything for free, he stopped and asked me "Wait, is that really true?" Like he actually stopped and started openly questioning his beliefs, and admitted that he'd only heard all of that kind of stuff from other people his age and never bothered talking to someone younger about what their lives are like. He didn't know about how expensive school was now or what the job market was like, because he's been a business owner since 1987 and was just a construction worker (who's basically never out of work) beforehand.

I don't know how well he retained anything since his memory is kinda poo poo anyways.

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chitoryu12 posted:

He's turning 69

Nice

paradoxGentleman
Dec 10, 2013

wheres the jester, I could do with some pointless nonsense right about now


From left to right, the speech ballons say:
"Don't spread hate"
"Let's not paint everyone with the same brush"
"Don't play the xenophobic right-.wing's game!"
"They're misunderstood..."
"It was an isolated case"
"Don't forget that we used to be colonialists"
"It's Salvini's fault,he spreads hate"

Worse yet, this is an "ironic" page that if you criticize it you look like an idiot who doesn't get the joke, when it's clear that whoever is writing this is only half joking and believes this bullshit 100%.

paradoxGentleman has a new favorite as of 15:05 on Jun 28, 2016

Twerkteam Pizza
Sep 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Batman's Shameful PYF.

Jables88
Jul 26, 2010
Tortured By Flan
Quick question for American goons.

When someone uses the phrase "We The People" is it absolutely guaranteed that they are retarded?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Generally. They hate the government and it usually only applies to white people born there.

Parasol Prophet
Aug 31, 2012

We Are Best Friends Now.
It is, at least, guaranteed that the only people they actually consider to be "We the People" are the ones who think exactly like they do.

Vanellope
Mar 26, 2015

I've just got pixlexia, okay?

zakharov posted:

Has she been to the doctor lately? A major personality change like that can be a symptom of something bad.

Yeah she's fine. I think it's just the company she keeps nowadays. She was never very close with her siblings but now they're all old and bored and they talk all the time, and my aunts and uncles are horribly racist, especially the Swiss ones. They're always screaming about "welfare immigrants" or whatever and how they should all be kicked out of the country because they're lazy and stupid and blah blah blah.

My family is just kinda poo poo tbh. I'm really glad that my closest relatives are about 4000 miles away.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Jables88 posted:

Quick question for American goons.

When someone uses the phrase "We The People" is it absolutely guaranteed that they are retarded?

Yes.

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Oct 30, 2009

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I agree James Madison was a retard.

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


Plom Bar posted:

their "soaps" (which they're not legally allowed to call soap, fyi)

Huh, so that's why they insist on calling them "beauty bars".

Gloomy Rube
Mar 4, 2008



Jables88 posted:

Quick question for American goons.

When someone uses the phrase "We The People" is it absolutely guaranteed that they are retarded?

No, they might just be wrestling fans.

The Duke
May 19, 2004

The Angel from my Nightmare

I don't really feel like taking screenshots because it's just the same idiotic posts over and over again but if anyone wants a good laugh they should check out the story on Facebook about Mark Zuckerberg building a standard fence around his property in Hawaii. The gist is that Mark is a loving HYPOCRITE!!! because he wants to keep people out of his yard but came out against Trump's wall. Why can't I come in your house and harass your family and play your Xbox Mr. Zuckerberg, WHY??? loving HYPOCRITE! Also, why haven't you bought a house for every poor person in Hawaii you greedy oval office?

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

The Duke posted:

I don't really feel like taking screenshots because it's just the same idiotic posts over and over again but if anyone wants a good laugh they should check out the story on Facebook about Mark Zuckerberg building a standard fence around his property in Hawaii. The gist is that Mark is a loving HYPOCRITE!!! because he wants to keep people out of his yard but came out against Trump's wall. Why can't I come in your house and harass your family and play your Xbox Mr. Zuckerberg, WHY??? loving HYPOCRITE! Also, why haven't you bought a house for every poor person in Hawaii you greedy oval office?

Source your quotes.

This Is the Zodiac
Feb 4, 2003

Jables88 posted:

When someone uses the phrase "We The People" is it absolutely guaranteed that they are retarded?
And they love saying it so much that they'll shoehorn it in anywhere, usually ending up with tortured grammar like "This country belongs to We, the People."

"Us the People" just doesn't have same ring, I guess.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Tell them that "welfare" is refernced in the same sentance they invoke like a spell. :v:

theshim
May 1, 2012

You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!

Otisburg posted:

Tell them that "welfare" is refernced in the same sentance they invoke like a spell. :v:
Well yeah, but it says "promote the general welfare". You know, the welfare of generals.

ARE TROOPS :patriot:

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Jables88 posted:

Quick question for American goons.

When someone uses the phrase "We The People" is it absolutely guaranteed that they are retarded?
It's related to the ironclad law of the universe that when someone starts off with "I'm not racist/sexist/prejudiced/a choad goblin, but" or "As a taxpayer/parent/veteran/choad goblin, I" the rest of the sentence is probably going to be terrible.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Kajeesus posted:

Well for one you don't literally put immigrants in concentration camps, aggressively disenfranchise minority voters or have some sort of infallible thousand year history of being a white people country. Canada has a bunch of accommodating integration policies, like having signage and pamphlets in 7+ languages in any public building that an immigrant might use. No matter how token those are, they're miles ahead of any other country I've visited.

Except for our internment camps for Ukrainians of all people in WW1, and the Japanese in WW2, or Canada's horrific treatment of Chinese laborers during the construction of the railroad. We have a history of racism that just gets ignored because of reasons.

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Oct 30, 2009

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Ok jeez Canada you win. You're more racist.

Lottery of Babylon
Apr 25, 2012

STRAIGHT TROPIN'

oldpainless posted:

Ok jeez Canada you win. You're more racist.

Canada is hosed.

The new Prime minister in Canada spouting off about the importance of raising feminist sons. Canada to be even more BP then before.

So reading this has me looking at moving across the border into the US despite the economy. It's loving depressing. When the leader of a country comes out and spouts the bullshit about equality, and feminism and other such bullshit... it's time to take a good hard look at relocation.

Article here: http://www.upworthy.com/canadas-prime-minister-on-the-importance-of-raising-feminist-sons

Also, for those that didn't know... he appointed half his cabinet of ministers simply because they are female. No mention that they were the most qualified (because they weren't), or that they were even qualified for the position (they probably weren't). Just that they had a vagina.

A few quotes, just so you don't have to waste your time reading it (unless you need some workout fuel... use the anger!)

Last year, when asked why he made a point of selecting a "gender-balanced" cabinet, he replied with a shrug and a simple line: "Because it's 2015.
Because gently caress qualifications... it's 2015... let's hire more women!

“Once I displayed the cabinet, nobody talked” about merit, he said.
Because once you talk about merit and women, you're a misogynist.

so they “grow up to be a feminist, just like Dad.”
I just threw up in my mouth a little..

Lessons learned: If you need more proof that the feminists have already won, look no further then Canada. This guy is going to lead our country into a social program fueled debt wasteland.

Edit: Oh, and my father told me that when this guys dad was the PM, His wife was out there loving other guys, and it seems like he (the father) knew about it... a country of cucks...

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Lottery of Babylon posted:

a country of cucks...

Obligatory Toast
Mar 19, 2007

What am I reading here??

Arcsquad12 posted:

Except for our internment camps for Ukrainians of all people in WW1, and the Japanese in WW2, or Canada's horrific treatment of Chinese laborers during the construction of the railroad. We have a history of racism that just gets ignored because of reasons.

Also, didn't Canada also refuse to acknowledge aboriginals as human until 30 years ago or so?

Lottery of Babylon
Apr 25, 2012

STRAIGHT TROPIN'

Obligatory Toast posted:

Also, didn't Canada also refuse to acknowledge aboriginals as human until 30 years ago or so?

I do not understand these rants about European colonisation. A people explores the world and finds a land with massive unused ressources whose inhabitants are backward savages. They decide to send settlers, displace the savages and put the land to good use. The endeavour requires massive investments from the colonising country and they expect a decent return on them.

What is wrong with that? Does anyone think that having the American continents still inhabited by sparse populations of stone age, bronze age or iron age tribes is a good thing?

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Obligatory Toast posted:

Also, didn't Canada also refuse to acknowledge aboriginals as human until 30 years ago or so?

I think that might have been Australia having them listed under flora and fauna up til 1967. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_referendum,_1967_(Aboriginals)

Canada had those awful "civilizing" boarding schools that basically kidnapped first nation children and and tried to deprogram them of their savage ways right up through the 1980s though

Edit: also apparently in South Africa you could apply for a permit to hunt Bushmen (or Saan people) up til 1936 :stare:

Aesop Poprock has a new favorite as of 23:26 on Jun 28, 2016

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.
I feel bad for a high school friend of mine because it seems they're part of a pyramid scheme now.



The posts come like clockwork once or twice a day. Either about how great the products are or how everyone should join her. "Hey it doesn't matter, I pay $250 and I either sell the product or have a bunch of awesome candles". I hope I'm just in the wrong here, because back in High School there was one kid who was trying to sell knives to people and you could not get within 5 feet of him without him mentioning his knife sales.

I'm just unsure of the point of pyramid scheme resellers when you can just buy whatever the gently caress you want on Amazon. And I say this as an awful person who likes candles too.

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


Don't worry, ••~*It Works!*~••

I've had to hide like three of my high school friends who got married at 20, squirted out a kid right away, and now sell those body wraps, chemical free soap, or chemical free energy supplements.

fullroundaction
Apr 20, 2007

Drink beer every day

Ularg posted:

I'm just unsure of the point of pyramid scheme resellers

Son, let me talk to you about middle aged white women. First,

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

Beastie posted:

Don't worry, ••~*It Works!*~••

I've had to hide like three of my high school friends who got married at 20, squirted out a kid right away, and now sell those body wraps, chemical free soap, or chemical free energy supplements.

Oooh, is this a pattern? Cause she already had a kid a couple years old.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Mainly surprised someone hasn't started a pyramid selling PUA combination program.

Problem!
Jan 1, 2007

I am the queen of France.
The MLM scam people on my Facebook are the people who failed out of school and/or popped out a baby at or before 20 but want to appear successful. They all call themselves "small business owners" or "entrepreneurs".

One of them bitched up a storm they gave her a really lovely location for a booth at a local craft fair to sell her nail wraps. Because clearly mass produced scammy poo poo is on the same level as hand-made products.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

EmmyOk posted:

Mainly surprised someone hasn't started a pyramid selling PUA combination program.

That has to have been a thing at some point

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Aesop Poprock posted:

I think that might have been Australia having them listed under flora and fauna up til 1967. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_referendum,_1967_(Aboriginals)

:happened:

Did you read the link you posted?

(Not to detract in any way from the horrible treatment we dished out to Aborigines. But adding urban legends to the raging brush fire doesn't help.)

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

EmmyOk posted:

Mainly surprised someone hasn't started a pyramid selling PUA combination program.

I've seen some PUA/Redpill havers sponsoring testosterone cream. Which is hilarious considering how much of their time is spent trying to convince everyone how alpha they are.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Ularg posted:

I've seen some PUA/Redpill havers sponsoring testosterone cream. Which is hilarious considering how much of their time is spent trying to convince everyone how alpha they are.

the fry thing's gonna use that ray of his to make my uh...you know...area bigger. not that its not already huge but uh, you know, everyone could use a little extra credit YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN?! ha!

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Weatherman posted:

:happened:

Did you read the link you posted?

(Not to detract in any way from the horrible treatment we dished out to Aborigines. But adding urban legends to the raging brush fire doesn't help.)

No I actually read another link but the formatting wasn't great and it mentioned the referendum so I just did the lazy thing and linked the wiki. Does seem to be an urban legend though, I dunno how I've gone years thinking that without being corrected til now

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Ularg posted:

I feel bad for a high school friend of mine because it seems they're part of a pyramid scheme now.

This sounds like a pyramid scheme yes.

belt
May 12, 2001

by Nyc_Tattoo

To be fair the candles at Target taste like poo poo.

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

belt posted:

To be fair the candles at Target taste like poo poo.

Do you regularly eat candles? Which brand is the tastiest? Asking for a friend

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Gitro
May 29, 2013

Aesop Poprock posted:

Canada had those awful "civilizing" boarding schools that basically kidnapped first nation children and and tried to deprogram them of their savage ways right up through the 1980s though

Nah we did that too

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