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Testekill posted:Kid, if you get caught with your dick in your hand like it sounds then you've lost most options to deny this. I am almost not sure who to feel more sorry for, the kid in a most awkward situation from which there is no real higher ground other than to be mature about it which most kids aren't, or the mom completely unable to deal with adolescent shittery which deserves to be slapped a bit.
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 09:57 |
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Testekill posted:Kid, if you get caught with your dick in your hand like it sounds then you've lost most options to deny this. He's a disrespectful little prick because his parents are terrible parents. Kids don't magically become that way, they learn it from their parents. I don't feel sorry for her at all.
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 11:01 |
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Croisquessein posted:I am almost not sure who to feel more sorry for, the kid in a most awkward situation from which there is no real higher ground other than to be mature about it which most kids aren't, or the mom completely unable to deal with adolescent shittery which deserves to be slapped a bit. She did an alright job with the first part which is an awkward situation for both parties, telling him he's not in trouble etc. The latter part of the video where it devolves into a slapfight with both of them calling each other douchebags is terrible though. Stooping to your kid's level of thinking arguing is an endless back and forth of namecalling is never a good idea.
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 12:51 |
How does she not just unplug his computer two minutes into this.
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 13:09 |
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That's kinda a violent game for a seven-year-old to be playing.
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 13:40 |
Data Graham posted:How does she not just unplug his computer two minutes into this. That's what I was wondering the whole time. When I pissed my mom off she would take the power cords away and put them on shelves I couldn't reach.
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im pooping! posted:i worked at a gas station and some lady came in asking if we sold 5 hour energy and i pointed her to it and she bought some and said she needed to know what was in it because her nephew drank 4 of them and wound up in the hospital Long story short someone we knew had a son that got in a car accident. He went to the hospital and they asked him if he had used cocaine or something like that. He said no and they went over the night. Apparently he had three red bulls and his heart rate was so loving high they thought he had been using goddamn nose candy.
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Say Nothing posted:Feck! In the same vein https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToPRDDPN4xg
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 15:48 |
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Inco posted:As someone who has had a person in a car merge into my lane while I was on a motorcycle, you can jump off a bridge. The guy was absolutely right to get mad as hell, because it's fuckheads like that person who don't know how to drive that get people killed. I've had a person in a car merge into my lane when I was in a car, and while I also got mad as hell I also didn't continue trying to drive alongside them because I'm not a gigantic tool.
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 17:42 |
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Also consider most know how to drive, but would put more effort into avoiding a dog or raccoon than they would a motorcyclist. I mean, yeah, it's harsh, but the first thing people generally think about when they see a motorcycle on the road is that it would be totally awesome to see that motorcycle ramp into a drainage ditch on the side of the road, ideally separating the rider in twain. There's a reason why one of the top activities people do while driving in open-world games is running down every motorcycle they see. Even better in Sleepy Dawgs when you could open the car door into the path of oncoming bikes.
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 17:51 |
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Also consider most know how to drive, but would put more effort into avoiding a dog or raccoon than they would a motorcyclist. speak to a therapist
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Also consider most know how to drive, but would put more effort into avoiding a dog or raccoon than they would a motorcyclist. Thinking like that doesn't mean I'm a psychopath, those are normal thoughts for everyone!
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 18:55 |
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Lotta serious posting in this thread
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 18:56 |
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Sometimes while driving I fantasize about running motorcyclists off of the road and then exiting my vehicle and continuing to inflict injury on them with a variety of blunt and edged objects while they futilely mewl for mercy. Everybody does it. Goons freak out about the stupidest things.
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 19:01 |
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Post Your Favorite (or Request) › Schadenfreude Thread: PYF Murder Fantasy
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 19:32 |
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Also consider most know how to drive, but would put more effort into avoiding a dog or raccoon than they would a motorcyclist.
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 19:34 |
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Also consider most know how to drive, but would put more effort into avoiding a dog or raccoon than they would a motorcyclist. I'm glad I don't drive anymore with people like you on the road.
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 19:41 |
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my favorite schade is the steady trickle of weirdos and monsters outing themselves over the most unexpected things
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 19:46 |
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Also consider most know how to drive, but would put more effort into avoiding a dog or raccoon than they would a motorcyclist. If you are serious, you need some mental help.
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 19:48 |
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One time I took out a bicyclist with my car door. I couldn't stop laughing over his injured body as I took his wallet for damages to my door. I still buy one McDonald's double cheeseburger a year with his credit card. Just a small tradition to remind myself of the best moment of my life.
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 19:49 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:One time I took out a bicyclist with my car door. I couldn't stop laughing over his injured body as I took his wallet for damages to my door. I still buy one McDonald's double cheeseburger a year with his credit card. Just a small tradition to remind myself of the best moment of my life.
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 19:54 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:One time I took out a bicyclist with my car door. I couldn't stop laughing over his injured body as I took his wallet for damages to my door. I still buy one McDonald's double cheeseburger a year with his credit card. Just a small tradition to remind myself of the best moment of my life. You let a bicyclist live? drat, that's some cold poo poo. Fate worse than death, wearing them tiny stretchy clothes and gay helmets day-in day-out, always making people want to hurt them. Not finishing off a wounded cyclist is pretty hardcore, dude. I wish we all had your courage, honestly. I just don't have the heart for it.
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 20:01 |
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"One should not suffer a cyclist to live." - Mallius Birota
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 20:07 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:One time I took out a bicyclist with my car door. I couldn't stop laughing over his injured body as I took his wallet for damages to my door. I still buy one McDonald's double cheeseburger a year with his credit card. Just a small tradition to remind myself of the best moment of my life. Dammit, now I have a boner and I'm hungry!
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 20:39 |
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Adix posted:my favorite schade is the steady trickle of weirdos and monsters outing themselves over the most unexpected things My favorite is the goons who take joke posts super seriously. They're just so earnestly offended it is cute. p.s. kill all motorcyclists
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 20:41 |
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It was just a prank, bro
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 20:44 |
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Adix posted:my favorite schade is the steady trickle of weirdos and monsters outing themselves over the most unexpected things My favorite is how many people don't recognize irony posting even though this forum pioneered the art form.
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 20:49 |
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The schaden is the sheer volume of the whooshing sounds that just occurred.
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 21:15 |
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TheRagamuffin posted:The schaden is the sheer volume of the whooshing sounds that just occurred.
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 21:33 |
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Pvt.Scott posted:Sometimes while driving I fantasize about running motorcyclists off of the road and then exiting my vehicle and continuing to inflict injury on them with a variety of blunt and edged objects while they futilely mewl for mercy. Everybody does it. Goons freak out about the stupidest things. But only if they're attractive lady motorcyclists. Bicyclists are fine, too.
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 21:43 |
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As Buddhists say; "If you see a biker on the road, kill him"..
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 22:02 |
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SiKboy posted:As Buddhists say; "If you see a biker on the road, kill him"..
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 22:10 |
Bloody Hedgehog posted:Also consider most know how to drive, but would put more effort into avoiding a dog or raccoon than they would a motorcyclist. I, too, used to always think "Man it would be hilarious if that guy fell down and got hurt" whenever I saw a motorbike on the road. Then one day there was an accident and I got to see a man's severed head. I don't think that anymore.
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Nuebot posted:I, too, used to always think "Man it would be hilarious if that guy fell down and got hurt" whenever I saw a motorbike on the road. Then one day there was an accident and I got to see a man's severed head. I don't think that anymore. well duh you already got your wish.
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 22:38 |
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Nuebot posted:I, too, used to always think "Man it would be hilarious if that guy fell down and got hurt" whenever I saw a motorbike on the road. Then one day there was an accident and I got to see a man's severed head. I don't think that anymore. Were the eyes open?
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 22:51 |
Bedshaped posted:Were the eyes open? Can you really tell when they're popped out?
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 23:12 |
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Regalingualius posted:Can you really tell when they're popped out? I guess they would've had to have been for that to happen.
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 23:30 |
Bedshaped posted:Were the eyes open? No clue, I could only see the back of the head, an ear and the neck stump which was plenty gross for me to not try for a better look. Dude should probably have worn a helmet or something.
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 23:35 |
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Telemaze posted:My favorite is the goons who take joke posts super seriously. They're just so earnestly offended it is cute. it's fun to imagine what sincere shock must be going through the minds of sponges like that who rush in to show everyone that they're completely mentally normal and do NOT support random murder. Oh heavens, what a horrible thing to think!! How best to register my disapproval? Perhaps a fun little emoticon, like the one where a guy walks in through the door and is horrified by what he sees? That's one of my faves There's my scooty froodly-doo for th' day! Haw haw
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