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aphid_licker posted:LOL just LOL if you think I'm talking to this dude. Wtf are “Germaniten“?
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Jul 10, 2016 22:45
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bronin posted:Some of you may know that I work in a small Verwaltungsgemeinschaft in Bavaria. Anyway we got our own Reichsbürger. And I swear to god he's doing exactly what is written here: http://www.hannespharma.info/index.php/en/staatsangehoerigkeit/staatsangehoerigkeitsurkunde Because they think laws are magic and if you say the right words, you become immortal. If you still die, you just did the spell wrong. See Rowling, Joanne K.: Harry Potter, Vol. I-VII for additional information. There is also the book by the Verfassungsschutz Brandenburg that analyzes the whole community and pretty much shows that these are deeply disturbed people with legitimate mental issues.
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ArchangeI posted:There is also the book by the Verfassungsschutz Brandenburg that analyzes the whole community and pretty much shows that these are deeply disturbed people with legitimate mental issues. Do they mention Reichsbürger in a footnote as well?
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Jul 10, 2016 22:51
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System Metternich posted:Wtf are “Germaniten“? Turns out they've got a website of their own, but I clicked it away immediately, because like three videos started to play simultaneously, one of which suspiciously looking like Holocaust denial. fake edit: holy poo poo, their party platform is amazing quote:1. Wir sind eine durch und durch bürgerliche Partei, nur, wie die jetzigen Parteien das Volk beherrschen ist nicht richtig! Wir haben nämlich eine diktatorische Demokratie(Herrschaft der Pöbels)! I tried to bold the most insane parts, but stopped when I realised that everything was the most insane part
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Jul 10, 2016 23:09
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Ich bin ziemlich müde und hier dudelt gerade Bach von nem Drucker gespielt. Mich würde mal eher interessieren, wie die Ämter auf solche irren Anträge reagieren.
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Jul 10, 2016 23:16
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System Metternich posted:Turns out they've got a website of their own, but I clicked it away immediately, because like three videos started to play simultaneously, one of which suspiciously looking like Holocaust denial. Wowza o_O Also kill everyone who uses ellipses absolutely everywhere instead of a full stop .......... edit: "38. Da uns Deutsche der erste und zweite Weltkrieg von den Juden und Freimaurern aufgezwungen wurde (hier), werden wir dieses noch Gerichtlich bestätigen und somit Schadensersatzt in Höhe von 100.000.000.000.000,00 GE fordern!" lolol, what's a GE, I assume a libertarian GELDEINHEIT?! bonus points for misspelling betreibt as betraibt multiple times. az fucked around with this message at 23:30 on Jul 10, 2016 |
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Jul 10, 2016 23:26
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Somehow out of all that it was at "das Opelwerk soll umgerüstet werden um fliegende Autos zu produzieren" that I started to suspect that that might be satire.ArchangeI posted:There is also the book by the Verfassungsschutz Brandenburg that analyzes the whole community and pretty much shows that these are deeply disturbed people with legitimate mental issues. Dissidenten für verrückt erklären, typisch für totalitäre Systeme aphid_licker fucked around with this message at 00:13 on Jul 11, 2016 |
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Jul 10, 2016 23:36
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Nothing about gays, I'm honestly shocked.
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JaucheCharly posted:Ich bin ziemlich müde und hier dudelt gerade Bach von nem Drucker gespielt. Man bearbeitet das wie bei jedem anderen Bürger auch und ignoriert den restlichen Müll. Sind Anträge drin, die Sinn machen könnten, wird das auch bearbeitet. Ist nur Scheiss dabei, wird angekündigt, dass man weitere Eingaben in Zukunft ignoriert und das wird dann auch gemacht. Kommt ein 20 Seiten Copy und Paste Schrott, liest sich das aber auch niemand mehr komplett durch.
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We came across some of those magical legalists protesting outside of the Reichstag. They had put up a banner in four languages, explaining that the 4th Reich is still active because of some law that was never repealed and the communist/fascist/capitalist/globalist alliance was ready to unite all of Germany (which doesn't actually exist, in legal terms) under an iron fist. My wife kept trying to parse the banner, trying to make sense of it. She thought you had to have a point to protest, that your claims had to have some basis in reality. I had to explain to her about the "freemen of the land" and all that crap, tell her they were crazy and they were not protesting anything real. I think she got caught up in the legal terms, legal language usually makes sense, right?
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Jul 11, 2016 12:39
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Jul 11, 2016 13:41
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JaucheCharly posted:4th Reich? 3rd Reich? 6th Reich? It was definitely the 4th Reich. They even had a PA system blaring out their philosophy, narrated by a professional who's voice sounded like something from a nature documentary.
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Jul 11, 2016 14:18
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Oh my god, I have discovered flat earther. I didn't know they really existed, but they do, and they are all Reichsbürger. What did you do America? You have infected us.
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Jul 11, 2016 17:13
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Flat earther is a thing you just made up, right.
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Jul 11, 2016 17:22
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a cartoon duck posted:Flat earther is a thing you just made up, right. If you think something is too stupid for anybody to sincerly believe in, Google will find at least two independant Protestant churches in America who genuinely believe it.
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Jul 11, 2016 17:27
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An argument flat earthers like Tila Tequila use a lot is why is there no curvature to the horizon if the earth is flat. Also they believe that Big NASA is hiding the truth and that you can fall off at the south and north poles which is why you aren't allowed to go there 
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Jul 11, 2016 17:35
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waitwhatno posted:Oh my god, I have discovered flat earther. I didn't know they really existed, but they do, and they are all Reichsbürger. What did you do America? You have infected us. Come on, son, as if we needed Americans to inspire completely retarded belief systems. Those have a long and proud tradition in our beautiful fatherland. And oh man, you guys are in for a treat if you delve into the esoteric scene in Germany. There is so much absolutely insane poo poo that people genuinely believe and that is pretty widespread. Like, go to any supermarket right now and search for organic products, I guarantee you will easily find some that have crossed-out bar codes. Because, you see, bar codes actually poison you with radiation or something, but crossing them out negates that.  Also, watch Die Mondverschwörung, if you haven't already.
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You know what's better than conspiracy theorist naturalists? Conspiracy theorist naturalists who worship the old germanic gods and think Germany needs to go back to that nice völkische stuff they had in the thirties. Also Hitler wasn't a bad guy, have some more Dinkelaufstrich. I had a family of those for neighbors a long time ago, poo poo went bad fast when they tried to form a boy scout troop and it turned out to be nothing but ancient germanic and völkische indoctrination to prepare them for the race war.
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Jul 11, 2016 17:49
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Yeah, the separation between "weird esoteric person obsessed with ancient germanic druids and poo poo" and "actually just a nazi who likes dnd a lot" is pretty flimsy at best. Another fun game to play: Go to one of those book shops that specialize in eso poo poo, grab random books from the shelf and search for anti-semitic stuff. In my experience, it won't take very long.
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Jul 11, 2016 17:58
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The granddad of a friend was into some weird esotheric nazi poo poo. Found out when I heard the name of this uncles. All had names like Athalwolf.
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Jul 11, 2016 18:39
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az posted:An argument flat earthers like Tila Tequila use a lot is why is there no curvature to the horizon if the earth is flat. Also they believe that Big NASA is hiding the truth and that you can fall off at the south and north poles which is why you aren't allowed to go there I tried to watch this "200 Beweise dass die Erde flach ist" video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GCac9fFH6o and it's really anti-climatic and not as fun as I imagined it.  I made it to Beweis 15 and it's the same three arguments ad nauseam.- "If earth round, why not fall of? " They straight out deny Newtonian gravity and assume that the earth is suspended in some homogeneous gravitational field, that runs through the entire universe. Pretty lazy - "If earth round, why rail, river, road, canal, etc. build straight?" I guess this is just ignorance of slopes/calculus? It's weird that they can't grasp the concept of a slope, I think a lot of these people have some form of learning disability. - "Why horizon look straight, if earth round?" I guess this is just ignorance of how large the earth is? Pretty lazy, you can look that poo poo up in 5 sec.  All in all it's a pretty lazy conspiracy theory, 2 out of 10, would not look up again
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That's actually an ASMR video and the content is intentionally abstruse and boring to keep your brain from focusing on it too much, so you can relax and fall asleep! Edit: wow.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xB-JPbJzRtA Mithaldu fucked around with this message at 19:36 on Jul 11, 2016 |
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Jul 11, 2016 19:34
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What would happen if it were not leftists that terrorize Berlin every night to stop refugees living in "their" buildings but actual Nazis? Would people demand the Bundeswehr to be deputized to fight them? For reference: http://www.faz.net/aktuell/politik/ambivalente-politik-berlins-zum-linksextremismus-14335740.html
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Afriscipio posted:We came across some of those magical legalists protesting outside of the Reichstag. They had put up a banner in four languages, explaining that the 4th Reich is still active because of some law that was never repealed and the communist/fascist/capitalist/globalist alliance was ready to unite all of Germany (which doesn't actually exist, in legal terms) under an iron fist. That is usually Rüdiger Klasen and his staatenlos.info bullshit.
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In case anyone worries about ships sailing off the disc, I'll just post this decidedly scientific projection of Earth: Now if I could only consolidate that with the hollow Earth all scientists would see reason.
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Default Settings posted:In case anyone worries about ships sailing off the disc, I'll just post this decidedly scientific projection of Earth: So if I read this like a flat earther, there's some kind of interdimensional void on the other side of Giant Ring Antarctica? Do we have to fear for our scientists accidentally falling outside the planet at the edge?
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Jul 11, 2016 21:33
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The Discworld series is a very important historical body of work.
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Jul 11, 2016 21:49
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Default Settings posted:In case anyone worries about ships sailing off the disc, I'll just post this decidedly scientific projection of Earth: Aha, so that's why all fights from South America to Australia fly across the north pole! It's simply the shortest route! Fake edit: Ahaha, I just looked it up, and apparently they actually use that as an argument for a flat earth. After all, if the earth was a globe, those flights would just go across the south pole instead for the shortest route. Looks like Big Airtravel is in on the hoax!
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Jul 11, 2016 22:10
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I wonder what they say about Big Compass, lying to us about cardinal directions for millennia in the name of... well why do they think anybody would cover up a flat earth, desk globe manufacturing profits?
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az posted:I wonder what they say about Big Compass, lying to us about cardinal directions for millennia in the name of... well why do they think anybody would cover up a flat earth, desk globe manufacturing profits? General distrust in people who can't explain things simple enough; and thus make them feel like outsiders. Many people seriously underestimate the amount of negative sentiment generated by explanations that are too steeped in their own culture and filled with nothing but terms-of-trade understandable only to insiders. Also see: Anything on Wikipedia remotely relating to math. Mithaldu fucked around with this message at 08:23 on Jul 12, 2016 |
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Jul 12, 2016 08:20
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Haha, holy poo poo, political parties are literally dying out. http://www.sueddeutsche.de/politik/mitgliederschwund-etablierte-parteien-verlieren-mitglieder-1.3074482 Average age of all members is 50-60 years and membership has halved since 1990 due to "natural causes".
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waitwhatno posted:Haha, holy poo poo, political parties are literally dying out. Probably because a lot of people don't want to spend their money on membership dues when they can instead air their concerns via social media.
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That, but it's mostly part of a general trend. It's not just political parties, it's churches, choirs, fire fighters, even football clubs have to close shop due to no new players joining which would have been totally unthinkable 20-30 years ago. People don't see the need to be a part of larger social groups anymore I guess, partially because modern technology has opened up easy (and in some ways arguably better) alternatives, but also because of a general trend towards individualism that has been going on for a loooong time now. e: and yet our political system is still entirely geared towards Bonner Republik-style parties doing everything, so I guess it wouldn't be the worst move to join a political party as a young person right now if you want a relatively easy way to power and influence, because the old geezers there will in many cases be super glad to have you as their Aushängeschild System Metternich fucked around with this message at 09:31 on Jul 12, 2016 |
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GaussianCopula posted:Probably because a lot of people don't want to spend their money on membership dues when they can instead air their concerns via social media. I don't think anyone from the Bundestag actually reads my shitposts in this forum. 
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System Metternich posted:That, but it's mostly part of a general trend. It's not just political parties, it's churches, choirs, fire fighters, even football clubs have to close shop due to no new players joining which would have been totally unthinkable 20-30 years ago. People don't see the need to be a part of larger social groups anymore I guess, partially because modern technology has opened up easy (and in some ways arguably better) alternatives, but also because of a general trend towards individualism that has been going on for a loooong time now. never mind
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SPD in Bavaria is always a funny joke. Always.
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System Metternich posted:That, but it's mostly part of a general trend. It's not just political parties, it's churches, choirs, fire fighters, even football clubs have to close shop due to no new players joining which would have been totally unthinkable 20-30 years ago. People don't see the need to be a part of larger social groups anymore I guess, partially because modern technology has opened up easy (and in some ways arguably better) alternatives, but also because of a general trend towards individualism that has been going on for a loooong time now. The problem is one of scale. Too many people in too cramped environments in an ever complex world having to accommodate an increasing number of -often competing and incompatible- outlooks. There have been overcrowding experiments done with rats in the past and they seem to have a lot similarities to what we see today. http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1644264/pdf/procrsmed00338-0007.pdf John B. Calhoun posted:The results obtained in this study should be obtained when customary causes of mortality become markedly reduced in any species of mammal whose members form social groups. Reduction of bodily death (i.e. 'the second death') culminates in survival of an excessive number of individuals that have developed the potentiality for occupying the social roles characteristic of the species. Within a few generations all such roles in all physical space available to the species are filled. At this time, the continuing high survival of many individuals to sexual and behavioural maturity culminates in the presence of many young adults capable of involvement in appropriate species-specific activities. However, there are few opportunities for fulfilling these potentialities. In seeking such fulfilment they compete for social role occupancy with the older established members of the community. This competition is so severe that it simultaneously leads to the nearly total breakdown of all normal behaviour by both the contestors and the established adults of both sexes. Normal social organization (i.e. 'the establishment') breaks down, it 'dies'. quote:Professor Mellanby said Dr Calhoun had suggested that by 1984 man was going to be as crowded as his mice and that this would have disastrous effects. Experiments had been going on for a long time with man. Man was not uniformly distributed. He lived in some communities just as crowded as Dr Calhoun's mice. Professor Mellanby had been very familiar with populations in parts of London forty years ago which were restricted communities. People seldom moved out of them. Until the children were taken to camps for holidays they had seldom been more than a quarter of a mile from their homes. They were living amidst extreme crowding and bred very successfully. Therefore, was it not possible to get an answer to this for human beings by examining such communities? Did crowded, enclosed communities behave like the mice? Or did this occur most obviously in those communities which had about the lowest population density in Sweden or the United States?
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Ghost Farts posted:Also, watch Die Mondverschwörung, if you haven't already. That should be required viewing for everyone in this thread imo
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John Goodman let himself go.
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