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Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


Looking back at the 60's incarnations of both groups, it feels like the X-Men were just a small step compared to the Inhumans giant leap. Inhumans were more freakish, more isolated.

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Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Yeah but they're aliens so the metaphor doesn't work as well.

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

Onmi posted:

To be fair it's not hard to have better comics than the current X-men

A quote that applies to almost the last 20 years at least.

Edge & Christian
May 20, 2001

Earth-1145 is truly the best!
A world of singing, magic frogs,
high adventure, no shitposters

Onmi posted:

But Marvel's goal, if we have forgotten, is to piss off people because "Anger sells comics"
Is this a quote from somewhere, or just another way of saying that everything done is a giant gently caress you to the fans in the form of a giant gently caress you to other creators because if you put on They Live glasses every panel of every comic is just a Giant gently caress You?

Oh wait, you showed where this is from. They prefer anger to apathy, which is the same thing as loving anger. Like how I'd rather lose a hand than a foot, because I really love hand amputation. And by me, I mean it is the official policy of my employer to encourage everyone to chop off their own hands because of a Tumblr ask.

Edge & Christian fucked around with this message at 06:20 on Jul 24, 2016

KittyEmpress
Dec 30, 2012

Jam Buddies

I hope the X-Men go extinct and all mutants die off just so people stop posting about their dumb poo poo theories on why mutants are always in trouble and stupid holier than thou speeches about how they just see beyond what we do and into the ~true intentions~.


Also so we never have to deal with Scarlet Witch or reference House of M ever again.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

KittyEmpress posted:

I hope the X-Men go extinct and all mutants die off just so people stop posting about their dumb poo poo theories on why mutants are always in trouble and stupid holier than thou speeches about how they just see beyond what we do and into the ~true intentions~.


Also so we never have to deal with Scarlet Witch or reference House of M ever again.

Scarlet Witch isn't a mutant anymore.

Edge & Christian
May 20, 2001

Earth-1145 is truly the best!
A world of singing, magic frogs,
high adventure, no shitposters
I hope they just stop making comics in general so people will quit talking about comics in this comics forum, that's what I hope.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

Teenage Fansub posted:

Inhumans have the better comics at the moment, which is all that matters.

Yeah as far as characters go I'd say I like the X-Men but they haven't had books I've enjoyed in a while. Meanwhile Soule is killing it on Inhumans and making good characters in the process.

KittyEmpress
Dec 30, 2012

Jam Buddies

Edge & Christian posted:

I hope they just stop making comics in general so people will quit talking about comics in this comics forum, that's what I hope.

I just find the endless parade of 'they are trying to cancel the x-men and kill all mutants, no those current dozen books don't count I'm not even going to acknowledge it' on here to be tiring. The extreme conspiracy theory levels of argument about how it looks like it is not happening but look between he lines and it is!!!


The current plotline has the inhumans and X-Men at odds for the same reason the current plotline has Carol and Tony at odds: to sell books about a conflict with a little more oomph behind it than 'bad guy does bad thing'




As for Scarlet Witch not being a mutant anymore... what is she? Just some magic user?

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

KittyEmpress posted:

I just find the endless parade of 'they are trying to cancel the x-men and kill all mutants, no those current dozen books don't count I'm not even going to acknowledge it' on here to be tiring. The extreme conspiracy theory levels of argument about how it looks like it is not happening but look between he lines and it is!!!


The current plotline has the inhumans and X-Men at odds for the same reason the current plotline has Carol and Tony at odds: to sell books about a conflict with a little more oomph behind it than 'bad guy does bad thing'

They would just go and be real dumb about something else.

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


As much as I love the X-Men, if I were in charge, I would totally sell them out to promote the Inhumans. It makes good business sense. Deadpool and Wolverine would be safe, but the rest have a gun to their head if they're not profitable.

burnishedfume
Mar 8, 2011

You really are a louse...
Inhumans are worse than X-Men, sorry y'all.

Die Laughing posted:

As much as I love the X-Men, if I were in charge, I would totally sell them out to promote the Inhumans. It makes good business sense.

If selling out books that sell well to promote books that do not sell well counts as "good business sense", sure.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Yeah they are trying to push Inhumans but it probably won't work and it will be given up in five years. I know why they are doing it but whatever.

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


If they drop an Inhumans movie in five years that makes half a billion dollars then it'll be worth it. I'd rather the X-Men not be sacrificed at the altar of the Inhumans, but business is business.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Cyclops is gonna fix it all soon
Cyclops is comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be

Onmi
Jul 12, 2013

If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.

Codependent Poster posted:

Cyclops is gonna fix it all soon
Cyclops is comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be

He could have done it sooner if he would stop only making Right turns!

BrianWilly
Apr 24, 2007

There is no homosexual terrorist Johnny Silverhand
I feel like I've given the Inhumans books my genuine best shot but I still don't understand what their whole...concept is supposed to be. There's the royal family who are kind of anachronistic and inscrutable and high-handed, and meanwhile there are these new Inhumans who...I guess...are just ordinary people who got spontaneously forced into having powers, like, a couple months ago, but apparently just kinda go with it and decided to simply give up their old lives and homes to serve this alien regime that sent genetic-altering mists all over the planet to convert everyone. I haven't seen any of the Nuhumans experience any real culture shock, any ambivalence about their new status, any doubts or regrets about the change they were forced to go through. The only one who seemed to resist the situation was a mega-racist strawman terrorist whose resistance is supposed to be taken as part and parcel of his mega-racism and not, y'know, what practically everyone should rightly be feeling about these circumstances.

Sure, new mutants will often get recruited into Xavier's weird dysfunctional cult-like school...but like, at least Xavier is just a normal rich American guy, born and raised in New York, familiar with the same cultural ideas and social norms as his students...and, y'know, a school with classes and teachers and classmates is at least something that everyone comprehends and is accustomed to. You can understand why a mutant teenager would conceivably go there...and even then, more often that not stories will be written about how uncomfortable and out-of-place any new students feel at the school, instead of them just chugging the kool-aid wholesale. And even then, most mutants (at the height of their population) didn't go there, preferring to just live their own lives if that was possible.

In contrast, I have no idea why so many new Inhumans are flocking to their floating alien city with their weird alien customs and scowling alien guards and internal alien politics. It's completely bizarre to me that it's just super normal for some random schlub like Ulysses to get hit with the mist and just shrug and go off to live in New Attilan like it's just the most obvious thing to do. It makes no sense unless Terrigenesis secretly alters your brain chemistry in some way so you just naturally flock to other Inhumans (which wouldn't explain Kamala) (but then again she's better than the rest, so).

cant cook creole bream
Aug 15, 2011
I think Fahrenheit is better for weather

BrianWilly posted:


In contrast, I have no idea why so many new Inhumans are flocking to their floating alien city with their weird alien customs and scowling alien guards and internal alien politics. It's completely bizarre to me that it's just super normal for some random schlub like Ulysses to get hit with the mist and just shrug and go off to live in New Attilan like it's just the most obvious thing to do. It makes no sense unless Terrigenesis secretly alters your brain chemistry in some way so you just naturally flock to other Inhumans (which wouldn't explain Kamala) (but then again she's better than the rest, so).

At least that seems to be how it works on marvels agents of SHIELD. (the tv series) Around there, Inhumans tend to be more prone to addictive, or obsessive behavior, because all their live it felt like there was missing a huge part of them. The show even goes one step further. When the Kree started their experiments, they actually designed that "hole in the head" on purpose, so they could be controlled by Hive more easily.

I guess it kinda works the same way in the comics to. So before they got misted they weren't exactly normal humans either. Kamala could work the same way. But the higher purpose she found for herself is being a hero and hanging out with people she obsessed over for years.

So while a mutant, with some ability he got by pure chance, might pursue his dream of being an IRS officer, Inhumans inherently feel like they were made for something bigger, which is technically true.

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Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


WAR FOOT posted:

Does anyone actually like the Inhumans more than the X-Men?

Definitely me.

Teenage Fansub
Jan 28, 2006

The Inhuman city does the opposite of floating.

Teenage Fansub fucked around with this message at 12:52 on Jul 24, 2016

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
I do not like the eugenics and race purity people.

Edge & Christian
May 20, 2001

Earth-1145 is truly the best!
A world of singing, magic frogs,
high adventure, no shitposters

Aphrodite posted:

They would just go and be real dumb about something else.
This guy gets it! The only thing shittier than talking about stupid lovely comics is the lovely comics lovely publishers poo poo out and the sooner that we're done with the whole sad affair the better. Why just cancel X-Men or Inhumans? Let's salt the Earth and make sure the very idea of comics is gone, and soon.

burnishedfume
Mar 8, 2011

You really are a louse...

Die Laughing posted:

If they drop an Inhumans movie in five years that makes half a billion dollars then it'll be worth it. I'd rather the X-Men not be sacrificed at the altar of the Inhumans, but business is business.

They're not making an Inhumans movie, and even if they did it would only be with the classic Inhumans people actually give a poo poo about because the Nuhumans nonsense is over with Agents of SHIELD. Also, Guardians of the Galaxy were a minor team that didn't even have a comicbook at the time the films came out and it sold amazingly, without needing to do anything to the Fantastic Four first. "Sacrificing" X-Men would just be Marvel's comics division shooting itself in the foot and becoming even less profitable than usual in the vague hope that Marvel Studios might make a movie one day that will have some minor bump in sales all thanks to Marvel comics.

burnishedfume fucked around with this message at 20:20 on Jul 24, 2016

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




BrianWilly posted:

In contrast, I have no idea why so many new Inhumans are flocking to their floating alien city with their weird alien customs and scowling alien guards and internal alien politics. It's completely bizarre to me that it's just super normal for some random schlub like Ulysses to get hit with the mist and just shrug and go off to live in New Attilan like it's just the most obvious thing to do. It makes no sense unless Terrigenesis secretly alters your brain chemistry in some way so you just naturally flock to other Inhumans (which wouldn't explain Kamala) (but then again she's better than the rest, so).

It's just a Mythology Thing, like the world hating and fearing mutants, or the intimate connection between the X-gene and a flaming space bird—and the ties between both and the Legion of Legally Distinct from DC's Futuristic Superheroes. You have to just just laugh and shrug whenever it's a thing.

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy

Air is lava! posted:

At least that seems to be how it works on marvels agents of SHIELD. (the tv series) Around there, Inhumans tend to be more prone to addictive, or obsessive behavior, because all their live it felt like there was missing a huge part of them. The show even goes one step further. When the Kree started their experiments, they actually designed that "hole in the head" on purpose, so they could be controlled by Hive more easily.

I guess it kinda works the same way in the comics to. So before they got misted they weren't exactly normal humans either. Kamala could work the same way. But the higher purpose she found for herself is being a hero and hanging out with people she obsessed over for years.

So while a mutant, with some ability he got by pure chance, might pursue his dream of being an IRS officer, Inhumans inherently feel like they were made for something bigger, which is technically true.

Very insightful.

Agents of SHIELD is a good show. Really turned, turned, turned itself around.

BrianWilly
Apr 24, 2007

There is no homosexual terrorist Johnny Silverhand

Squizzle posted:

It's just a Mythology Thing, like the world hating and fearing mutants, or the intimate connection between the X-gene and a flaming space bird—and the ties between both and the Legion of Legally Distinct from DC's Futuristic Superheroes. You have to just just laugh and shrug whenever it's a thing.
It's not really a mythology thing though. Mythology is setting up the premise of the story: "An alien hybrid species is giving out superpowers, just accept that this is possible because this is speculative fiction and that's what's happening." But how people react to this mythology has to fall within the realm of proper worldbuilding and characterization. "New Inhumans have no problems with being changed, just goes and parties up with the alien nation as a matter of course" isn't mythology, it's questionable worldbuilding that needs to be better supported.

In terms of the X-Men, a contentious worldbuilding thing that gets brought up a lot is how everyone hates and fears mutants but loves non-mutant superhumans...readers question how realistic this is, often to the point that it negatively affects the themes and narratives. That's even considering that the stories often do go out of their way to address and justify this with various rationales and the characters themselves will wonder, in-story, about why this happens...but even then, that's not always enough to make it seem like proper, sensible writing, and some stories do suffer for it.

For the NuHumans thing, I've seen nothing from either of the ANAD books that so much as even mentions how curious it is for them to behave this way, much less justifies it, and it's not really something I can purposely ignore while reading because "There are a whole bunch of new Inhumans and things are different for everyone now" is sort of the whole plot of both books. I do like Air is lava!'s reading of the situation, but it's not something the books themselves have suggested unless it's in something I haven't read yet.

Shawn
Feb 6, 2003

I yiffed two people at once and all I got was laughed at.

Edge & Christian posted:

I hope they just stop making comics in general so people will quit talking about comics in this comics forum, that's what I hope.

This... Only unironically.

Teenage Fansub
Jan 28, 2006

There was a whole series dealing with the consequences before the ANAD comics.

BrianWilly
Apr 24, 2007

There is no homosexual terrorist Johnny Silverhand
Okay so...what's the deal then? How come all the NuHumans are so chill with being recruited to the Inhuman nation?

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




BrianWilly posted:

Okay so...what's the deal then? How come all the NuHumans are so chill with being recruited to the Inhuman nation?

:lol: if you wouldn't join the Sometimes-Flying, Sometimes-Lunar Island of Superpowerered Night Club Owners if a member/dog of their royal family showed up and asked you to be pals.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Them: "Yeah one of our dudes has an infinity gem and a voice that shatters mountains, but we demoted him to Wrestling Belt Thief, Junior-Grade."

You, frowning: "Eeh sure, but what if I don't want to live in what is clearly the raddest place on Earth?"

HIJK
Nov 25, 2012
in the room where you sleep
Isn't the deal with the Inhumans that they've recently overthrown a crazy dictator king and now he lives in a casino and the society is trying to make new leadership?

That doesn't sound like a healthy society to be joining. I'd rather chill in my regular life occasionally zapping my toaster with lightning than join my komrades in the Revolution.

Blind Azathoth
Jul 28, 2006
Dia ad aghaidh's ad aodaun... agus bas dunarch ort! Dhonas 's dholas ort, agus leat-sa!... Ungl unl... rrlh ... chchch...

BrianWilly posted:

Okay so...what's the deal then? How come all the NuHumans are so chill with being recruited to the Inhuman nation?

A lot of the main NuHumans were in pretty lovely situations -- IIRC, Inferno's mother was killed by the mist, and Iso was being pursued by the Chinese military. I'm sure the ones who still have families and who aren't being actively hunted mostly continue their lives as normal, like Ms. Marvel, with maybe occasional visits to New Attilan.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Squizzle posted:

Them: "Yeah one of our dudes has an infinity gem and a voice that shatters mountains, but we demoted him to Wrestling Belt Thief, Junior-Grade."

You, frowning: "Eeh sure, but what if I don't want to live in what is clearly the raddest place on Earth?"

Maybe they just want to form gangs and kill all the mutants.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




SilverSupernova posted:

Maybe they just want to form gangs and kill all the mutants.

Jesus, there's just no downside to joining up with the Inhumans.

Diet Poison
Jan 20, 2008

LICK MY ASS
I have zero love for any Inhuman not named Frank, Reader, or Kamala and even I'd move to their stupid-rear end city-state-island if I crawled out of a giant booger and that giant-haired jerkface was standing there with a welcome basket for me. There's enough wingnuts in the MU looking to decapitate anyone visibly not genetically human... of course, one or two of them are always bold enough to bomb the palace or whatever. Now I'm not sure if that offsets the benefit of safety in numbers.

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



Yeah, if you wake up from an egg with lizard skin and claws are you going to just go back to your call-centre job?

Clawtopsy
Dec 17, 2009

What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...

Dacap posted:

Yeah, if you wake up from an egg with lizard skin and claws are you going to just go back to your call-centre job?





i'd read it

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006
Nextwave was too good, too pure for this world.

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Trast
Oct 20, 2010

Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

:edi:

Edge & Christian posted:

I hope they just stop making comics in general so people will quit talking about comics in this comics forum, that's what I hope.

If that happens what are goons going to project their weird sexual fantasies and convoluted gently caress laws onto?

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