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Duzzy Funlop posted:Excuse, me, if we could drive all the religious extremists and neonazis from Oberfranken into Unterfranken, then burn Unterfranken to the Grundmauers, then put Oberfranken on stilts and flood the planet, that would be cool.
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az posted:The rest of Germany would band together first and saw off your stilts from below because you can't have nice things god damnit. The second the rest of Germany bands together to do anything, they'd murder themselves over the various cancers of the mouth they call dialect, and then get laughed at by unintelligible Oberfranken high atop their stilts, enjoying one of hundreds of local beer brands.
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 18:56 |
Westfalia is the best because you can be Catholic and Prussian.
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GaussianCopula posted:Westfalia is the best because you can be Catholic and Prussian.
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I like all Germans, north and south ones
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GaussianCopula posted:Westfalia is the best because you can be Catholic and Prussian. GC in a nutshell https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khmpbuEzV24
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 19:01 |
waitwhatno posted:I like all Germans, north and south ones Only a spy would say such a thing Also I'm launching a killerspiel right now, god bless us all. Shots fired, steam friend yells at me what I'm doing playing violent video games since they are not allowed here. az fucked around with this message at 19:05 on Jul 25, 2016 |
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 19:01 |
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I play World of Tanks, which is highly problematic for a German, historically speaking.
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az posted:Only a spy would say such a thing az posted:
that's twice in a row, reported you to the authorities.
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az posted:Also I'm launching a killerspiel right now, god bless us all. This man is your friend. He fights for freedom.
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 19:07 |
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GaussianCopula posted:Westfalia is the best because you can be Catholic and Prussian.
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 19:09 |
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Talk what you want about NRW. I usually don't have any trouble understanding anyone. Unless I go to some Kaschemme in Köln I guess. Oh Yeah! The dialect in Düren is also completely unintelligible. Listening to Holländisch ist more understandable than that!
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You know what else is Lava? Saechsisch and Schwaebisch. Can we agree on that?
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The difference is that people from NRW actually know how to speak correctly and only sometimes use made up nonsense to confuse bystanders. Those other people never learned anything else and had no access to actual culture. I can't blame them and can only pity them for their flawed childhood in a desolate hell hole devoid of actual language. cant cook creole bream fucked around with this message at 19:44 on Jul 25, 2016 |
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Duzzy Funlop posted:You know what else is Lava? Saechsisch and Schwaebisch. Can we agree on that? du gannst mr mal n buggl rundrrudschn
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I was born im Allgaeu, to a father from Sylt, a mother from Muenster, grew up in South Africa, returned to Oberfranken, and served in Oberschwaben in the Bundeswehr. Language/dialect-wise, I am the daywalker. ASK: me about how much fun Grundschule was in Oberfranken after coming straight AUSM BUSCH and speaking Hochdeutsch please don't hey santa baby posted:du gannst mr mal n buggl rundrrudschn http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanoi Duzzy Funlop fucked around with this message at 19:47 on Jul 25, 2016 |
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Y'know, if I was a global brand in terrorism, and someone managed to pull off a literal suicide bombing where they manage to only kill themselves, I don't think I'd be so quick to lay claims to that. Just saying.
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My Lovely Horse posted:Y'know, if I was a global brand in terrorism, and someone managed to pull off a literal suicide bombing where they manage to only kill themselves, I don't think I'd be so quick to lay claims to that. Just saying. They're desperate
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 19:56 |
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Jygallax posted:They're desperate old men, bombing the world
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I'm sure they managed to horribly and permanently maim a dude or four with that bomb. e: also that VVVVVV aphid_licker fucked around with this message at 22:24 on Jul 25, 2016 |
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My Lovely Horse posted:Y'know, if I was a global brand in terrorism, and someone managed to pull off a literal suicide bombing where they manage to only kill themselves, I don't think I'd be so quick to lay claims to that. Just saying. It's not so much that they're looking for prestige from the attack itself, they're fishing for a response. If they can cause a panic and get people (particularly the government) to become more hostile towards muslims, they're furthering their propaganda goals. ISIS' whole thing is projecting the idea that there's an ongoing, unavoidable war between muslims and the west, to give themselves legitimacy and to drive recruitment.
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Air is lava! posted:The difference is that people from NRW actually know how to speak correctly and only sometimes use made up nonsense to confuse bystanders. Visit Sachsen-Anhalt, in most parts of the state they speak good Hochdeutsch as well. Although it gets worse the closer you get to Sachsen, obviously. I was a small child when the wall fell and my parents quickly decides to move us to their relatives in NRW, and nobody thought I had a dialect.
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waitwhatno posted:Elektroschockhalsbänder die auf Allahu Akbar und die Nähe von kecken blonden Mädels reagieren. Will it explode? Nektu fucked around with this message at 21:01 on Jul 25, 2016 |
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Nektu posted:Will it explode? Always to be expected with those migrants who don't want to return to Africa.
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Einbauschrank posted:Always to be expected with those migrants who don't want to return to Africa.
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Einbauschrank posted:Always to be expected with those migrants who don't want to return to Africa.
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I don't even get it. Thanks, recent short ventures into GBS.
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 22:28 |
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So with suicide bombers knife attackers and pistol wielding fascists attacking germany, will.we return to a time that the country needed a protection squad to deal with such troubles?
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# ? Jul 25, 2016 23:42 |
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Protection squad has a good ring to it, will propose that at the local AfD meeting!
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 00:43 |
Nice Gartenzwerg you have there good Bürger, would be a shame if something were to happen to it.
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 00:55 |
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elbkaida posted:Protection squad has a good ring to it, will propose that at the local AfD meeting! It sounds like a really good idea, but we have to be very careful not to verscheiss it this time.
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Re Ansbach:quote:wurde auf dem Handy des Mannes ein Video gefunden, auf dem er einen „Racheakt“ gegen Deutsche ankündigt – und zwar dafür, dass diese Muslime umbrächten. Der Täter spreche im Video Arabisch. Eine erste Übersetzung habe ergeben, dass der Mann sagte, er handle im Namen Allahs. Außerdem habe der Mann sich auf Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi bezgen, den Anführer der Terrormiliz IS. quote:2014 kam der Syrer nach Deutschland. Am 24. August des Jahres soll er den Behörden erklärt haben, warum er Unterschlupf suche. „Ich fürchte mich vor dem Tod und Demütigung. Ich will keine Waffen gegen Menschen tragen. Ich habe Angst vor einer Rückkehr nach Syrien, weil ich zu einem Mörder werden könnte“, zitiert die „Bild“-Zeitung seine Ängste aus seiner Asyl-Akte. Angeblich sei der 27-Jährige in seiner Heimat mehrfach festgenommen worden, weil er Videos von Demonstrationen veröffentlichte. Bavaria's president of ministers is thinking loudly about permitting deportation of criminals into war zones. Bavaria's health minister wants to expand availability of psychic health services, particarly related crisis services. The various ministers of the interior of the german states are in agreement that police will need to be made available in bigger numbers for public events, and federal & state powers need to work together more to be able to investigate internet-related crimes better. All of this will be discussed in november by them. Mithaldu fucked around with this message at 11:25 on Jul 26, 2016 |
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Does anybody here know Düsseldorf? I'll be moving there soon and I'm not sure if I should just stick to living close to the office (Hafen) or live somewhere else that's totaly amazing and I would miss out if I didn't.
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Mokotow posted:Does anybody here know Düsseldorf? I'll be moving there soon and I'm not sure if I should just stick to living close to the office (Hafen) or live somewhere else that's totaly amazing and I would miss out if I didn't. This'll be your neighborhood if you stick close to work. And if you can afford it.
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Welcome to the best city in Germany! Medienhafen is rather expensive to live in. Bilk is close by and has some cool areas. Pempelfort is also a good place to be, but a bit further from Medienhafen (15-20 minutes by tram). send me a message once you arrived and I can give you a tour through the Altstadt
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Mokotow posted:Does anybody here know Düsseldorf? I'll be moving there soon and I'm not sure if I should just stick to living close to the office (Hafen) or live somewhere else that's totaly amazing and I would miss out if I didn't. Use immobilienscout24 to look for an apartment. Most non-germans don't seem to know about it, and it is fantastic.
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Thanks for the info! I've worked for the company for two years and visited the Hafen offices (and hotels) almost weekly. Finding a place to live is another thing altogether! BabyFur Denny, will take you up on it once I move my rear end over. Mokotow fucked around with this message at 14:03 on Jul 26, 2016 |
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Pempelfort?
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Flingern Süd supremacy
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BabyFur Denny posted:Welcome to the best city in Germany! Ahahahaha
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