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"Hey hon! Sorry your shitter's a bloody painful nightmare! Is it cool if I rail someone else's poopchute since yours is broke?" And who says romance is dead
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# ? Jul 31, 2016 21:56 |
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quote:--edit: We still have other ways to have sex that we love. We have a lot of things to cherish. We were just wondering how to deal with this instead of throwing everything away. Most important for him is me being healthy. It sounds like the most important thing for that guy is loving someone else's butt because he's basically pouting and steering things toward that since his girlfriends butt is broken.
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# ? Jul 31, 2016 22:08 |
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blarzgh posted:im not sticking around to find out what happens to the pocket-quiche Spoilers: It makes a comeback 3-4 days later.
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# ? Jul 31, 2016 22:25 |
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Butted out of budding butthead boyfriend's buttsex by your own butt
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# ? Jul 31, 2016 22:30 |
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couldn't he just get a side piece buttslut on the dl like a normal person?
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# ? Jul 31, 2016 22:46 |
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I just sat and read all the caterham stories and holy poo poo
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# ? Jul 31, 2016 23:39 |
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I read some of the caterham stories and found myself eating all of my (as a reforming fat I buy only healthy weekend foods) snacks at a terrifying rate. I stopped before I could choke on a carrot stick. Beware fellow goons
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# ? Jul 31, 2016 23:53 |
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empty sea posted:I read some of the caterham stories and found myself eating all of my (as a reforming fat I buy only healthy weekend foods) snacks at a terrifying rate. I stopped before I could choke on a carrot stick. they're really, really obviously fake and the author is kind of insufferable but for some reason I read them all. Reminds me of when people would post all their totally cool and true stories of being a badass janitor/hotel clerk/whatever in GBS
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# ? Aug 1, 2016 00:10 |
Profondo Rosso posted:they're really, really obviously fake and the author is kind of insufferable but for some reason I read them all. Reminds me of when people would post all their totally cool and true stories of being a badass janitor/hotel clerk/whatever in GBS I don't reddit. Is /r/fatpeoplestories for fiction, or for supposedly true stories? Those stories are obviously bullshit, but many people in the comments seem to be taking them totally seriously.
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# ? Aug 1, 2016 00:20 |
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Centripetal Horse posted:I don't reddit. Is /r/fatpeoplestories for fiction, or for supposedly true stories? Those stories are obviously bullshit, but many people in the comments seem to be taking them totally seriously. the stories are all 1000% true b/c HAMBEASTS and LANDWHALES are human scum who would do anything as long as it was wrong and disgusting
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# ? Aug 1, 2016 00:25 |
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Centripetal Horse posted:I don't reddit. Is /r/fatpeoplestories for fiction, or for supposedly true stories? Those stories are obviously bullshit, but many people in the comments seem to be taking them totally seriously. They're supposed to be true but people are discouraged to try to "verify" them or anything so it's just a collection of amusing stories that you're supposed to take at face value for amusement (or sadness). Frog Act posted:the stories are all 1000% true b/c HAMBEASTS and LANDWHALES are human scum who would do anything as long as it was wrong and disgusting Not all hamplanets.
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# ? Aug 1, 2016 00:30 |
Jack Trades posted:They're supposed to be true but people are discouraged to try to "verify" them or anything so it's just a collection of amusing stories that you're supposed to take at face value for amusement (or sadness). Ah. It's like that.
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# ? Aug 1, 2016 01:11 |
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Profondo Rosso posted:they're really, really obviously fake and the author is kind of insufferable but for some reason I read them all. Reminds me of when people would post all their totally cool and true stories of being a badass janitor/hotel clerk/whatever in GBS I'm sure they're fake or at least incredibly embellished but I do know a girl (also in Australia) who has similar traits to Caterham. She's very big, overly sexual and always dresses inappropriately, terribly poor makeup skills, overinflated sense of self, etc. Most people don't put up with her for long enough to write a novella about her though.
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# ? Aug 1, 2016 01:35 |
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# ? Aug 1, 2016 01:38 |
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The answer is "yes if she is into you and doing the same but also no because she's in a relationship" and "no if you're her friend and a Good Guy™". Judging by the wording this guy is definitely the latter. Khorne fucked around with this message at 01:43 on Aug 1, 2016 |
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Don't doxx me I just want senpai to think about me.
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# ? Aug 1, 2016 01:41 |
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Khorne posted:The answer is "yes if she is into you and doing the same" and "no if you're her friend and a Good Guy™". Thanks for explaining it to me.
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# ? Aug 1, 2016 01:42 |
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Gamer With Dignity posted:Thanks for explaining it to me. All he needs to do is reverse the situation. If he were in a committed relationship how would he feel about her saying that poo poo to him. I feel like idiots who write and think like that never do this simple thought exercise. Khorne fucked around with this message at 02:00 on Aug 1, 2016 |
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Centripetal Horse posted:Ah. It's like that. If you do a style comparison using any number of widgets between "Ginger" and Oliver you get like >95% style matching no matter what widget you use. But you don't even need to do that with CaterHam, the story goes way past the bounds of credulity.
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# ? Aug 1, 2016 02:22 |
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Hate Fibration posted:If you do a style comparison using any number of widgets between "Ginger" and Oliver you get like >95% style matching no matter what widget you use. I didn't get that kind of result when I just tried it. What kind of tool are you using?
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# ? Aug 1, 2016 02:39 |
Hate Fibration posted:If you do a style comparison using any number of widgets between "Ginger" and Oliver you get like >95% style matching no matter what widget you use. But you don't even need to do that with CaterHam, the story goes way past the bounds of credulity. It's funny you mention that. I already ran a test like that. I was certain it was one writer, but I wanted to quantify it. I got a .88, which is "well above" what you would expect from two different writers. As you said, though, it's obvious fiction, anyway.
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# ? Aug 1, 2016 02:59 |
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thread in which a redditor outs himself as an antisemitic white supremacist on the /r/rickandmorty subreddit. it's a beautiful slow motion meltdown where he tries to explain how Zionists controlling the media is a bad thing but he's totally not an antisemite https://np.reddit.com/r/rickandmorty/comments/4vcwva/had_to_pause_while_watching_a_video_wait_a_minute/?st=irbegff1&sh=4810cac9
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# ? Aug 1, 2016 03:15 |
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Frog Act posted:thread in which a redditor outs himself as an antisemitic white supremacist on the /r/rickandmorty subreddit. it's a beautiful slow motion meltdown where he tries to explain how Zionists controlling the media is a bad thing but he's totally not an antisemite That is one defensive Nazi To actually see any drama I had to scroll past a whole bunch of Redditors typing Bojack Horseman lines into Reddit verbatim and trading upvotes though, because Reddit is awful
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Frog Act posted:thread in which a redditor outs himself as an antisemitic white supremacist on the /r/rickandmorty subreddit. it's a beautiful slow motion meltdown where he tries to explain how Zionists controlling the media is a bad thing but he's totally not an antisemite Oh, yeah. Some good stuff in there. Someone points out that the poster is a Holocaust denier who posted in an AMA by a Holocaust survivor, and that he has been known to "blame" Jews when he dies in video games. quote:Puh-lease. I didn't blame them, I just used them as a cursed word that time. But no. You're right. Jews are great. They're the most lovely awesome people there is in the world, and they're simply the best. I love them so much. Especially Ricky Moranis. Oh, and Harrison Ford. And Natalie Portman! And Leonard Nimoy. How freaking great is Spock, huh? Although I always loved TNG a lot more, but Spock really made old Star Wars cool too. But yeah, if you actually call me on my BS and ask me to name Jews by name that I don't like, I can't really come up with a single name. Ask me to name ones I love, there's lots of names. Numerous people ask, "Why is it that you're watching KKK videos?" quote:Did it ever occur to you that maybe I listen to a broad variety of material? I think this still counts for /r/relationships, but is relationships are with ignorance (best friends) and reality (estranged.) Edit: loquacius posted:That is one defensive Nazi It's absolutely the loving worst. Reddit is practically unreadable, which is why 99% of the Reddit I see comes from threads like this.
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# ? Aug 1, 2016 03:30 |
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Cuckoo posted:This is real. I suffered for years with constant vagina issues and it turns out it was scented stuff. Cut it out and like magic, no more infections. Then it started dating another guy and the problems immediately came back - he was washing himself with scented stuff. thank u for bravely telling the internet about ur disgusting fetid vagina
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# ? Aug 1, 2016 04:36 |
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:I just sat and read all the caterham stories and holy poo poo Centripetal Horse posted:I don't reddit. Is /r/fatpeoplestories for fiction, or for supposedly true stories? Those stories are obviously bullshit, but many people in the comments seem to be taking them totally seriously. They probably seem like bullshit if you're from the US. If you're an Australian, and especially if you've ever been to Perth, you know that they are ALL TOO REAL
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# ? Aug 1, 2016 06:55 |
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literally a fish posted:They probably seem like bullshit if you're from the US. If you're an Australian, and especially if you've ever been to Perth, you know that they are ALL TOO REAL Yeah, the more I read through it (nearly at the end of the Bali holiday) the more I can see how this could easily be based on a real person with not that much exaggeration. The personality traits the writer attributes to Caterham sound more and more like unmanaged bipolar or BPD and when you have a family member like that who refuses to confront their own illness eventually it can become easier to enable them or just be passive in the face of their insanity than to fight a constant losing war with them to try and change their behaviour.
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# ? Aug 1, 2016 07:30 |
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Frog Act posted:thread in which a redditor outs himself as an antisemitic white supremacist on the /r/rickandmorty subreddit. it's a beautiful slow motion meltdown where he tries to explain how Zionists controlling the media is a bad thing but he's totally not an antisemite Snackrib posted:Uhm, what constitutes a Holocaust? I'll have you know that prior to the Holocaust, the Jewish establishment organized and executed a mass genocide of Ukrainians that ranged in the millions, referred to as the Holodomor. After World War 2, the Allies murdered millions of Germans. If that's not a Holocaust, I don't know what is.
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# ? Aug 1, 2016 09:49 |
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Im That One Guy posted:This guy has got to be into the neo-reactionary dark enlightenment stuff that says Marxism is a creation of the Jews from the Frankfurt School to destroy western society. Today I learned Josef Stalin was "the Jewish establishment" The atheist son of Georgian Orthodox parents who ran a communist country and (among a bunch of other things of course) purged "Jewish nationalists" as American agents was apparently a well-liked Orthodox rebbe or something
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# ? Aug 1, 2016 12:54 |
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Centripetal Horse posted:It's funny you mention that. I already ran a test like that. I was certain it was one writer, but I wanted to quantify it. I got a .88, which is "well above" what you would expect from two different writers. As you said, though, it's obvious fiction, anyway.
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# ? Aug 1, 2016 14:17 |
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Anime is what happens when the Jews don't control the media.
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# ? Aug 1, 2016 15:46 |
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DoctorStrangelove posted:Anime is what happens when the Jews don't control the media. You remember the lost tribes of Israel? Guess where they all went The Japanese are just deep cover Jews, anime is how they control the media.
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# ? Aug 1, 2016 15:48 |
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I love wedding drama so much My [33M] brother in law [36M] manipulated the sickly priest at my wedding quote:Got married yesterday, beautiful ceremony, wonderful reception everyone had a good time. Two weeks before my wedding, the priest emailed my wife [31f]explaining that he is not feeling well (recovering from c-diff and a hernia operation) would like to enlist the help of another priest to help with the ceremony because he cannot stand on his feet for very long. We of course had no problem with this. During the ceremony, the other priest was not present, which was strange to my wife and I, however, the process went off without a hitch.
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# ? Aug 1, 2016 16:38 |
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Gabriel Pope posted:You remember the lost tribes of Israel? Guess where they all went The Japanese are just deep cover Jews, anime is how they control the media. The Protocols of The Elders of Zeon.
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# ? Aug 1, 2016 16:41 |
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quote:I'm sorry, they let redsolocup be their community manager? No wonder things are going to poo poo, Krug has always been an rear end hole. check out this schizophrenic man being upset about something pokemon go related
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# ? Aug 1, 2016 17:36 |
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zakharov posted:I love wedding drama so much if someone tells me that I smiled or laughed too much during my wedding ceremony I'd probably tell them to drink satan's jizz imo
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# ? Aug 1, 2016 17:39 |
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Moridin920 posted:if someone tells me that I smiled or laughed too much during my wedding ceremony I'd probably tell them to drink satan's jizz imo The priest at my wedding started to go on too long, and I told him to, "wrap it up, padre"
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# ? Aug 1, 2016 17:53 |
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lmao i found a hella funnny subredditquote:Do any of my fellow INTJs copy the seemingly pointless social norms around them to get by at work? I do and I'm wondering if it's a common tactic among us. https://www.reddit.com/r/intj
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# ? Aug 1, 2016 18:25 |
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Frog Act posted:lmao i found a hella funnny subreddit I think that person might actually be an "r word", not just introverted
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# ? Aug 1, 2016 18:31 |
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Captain Yossarian posted:I think that person might actually be an "r word", not just introverted Autist doesn't have an r in it, though.
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