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Gone Girl was a great movie. \/\/\/ Current releases guys didn't, because of false rape accusations or something. Paladinus has a new favorite as of 12:42 on Aug 4, 2016 |
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Paladinus posted:Gone Girls was a great movie. Well that can't be true since pretty much all of CD likes it. content: Blackheart posted:
Anora posted:They added Flames for optimus and took them away for Hot Rod? What the gently caress. Smoke posted:Looks like he's a Lamborghini, the flames will come naturally.
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# ? Aug 4, 2016 11:14 |
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kingcom posted:So I heard that tech analogy and I find it kinda misleading for whats going on. So the situation is that you have a old battlemech right, you didnt code its systems and the interface just uses Microsoft ME. Its a piece of poo poo interface and you dont have the source code for it and nobody you know has it AND the drivers have been deleted so you've had to take the driver software from a Hunchback and load it into the Hatchetman you have its close enough so hopefully it'll work out. Now you know that for some reason the driver just crashes and hard locks the mech if you move faster than 64kph and you cant rewrite the driver so the mech is just capped to that, oh well not a big deal. Also you have to hard lock the weapons grouping so that one of the medium lasers fires with the Autocannon otherwise the targetting system crashes for no reason. Okay so thats all a loving mess but you got some practice writing code and you built a exception handler for the movement to let you allow vertical movement without restriction meaning the jumpjets now work. However you found a whole new issue when the pilots started using it where swinging the axe if the engine temperature is too high just causes a bunch of the actuators to lock out. No idea why the Hunchback drivers would be rigged to do that unless it was maybe to prevent the hunchbacks shoulders from damaging the expensive AC20???? gently caress it who knows. Back Hack posted:Plus you have evil religious space AT&T (aka kingcom posted:Oh yeah I forgot about this. If you manage to actually build your own code or fix any of the lovely drivers issues or undertake the herculian task of ripping out the garbage operating system that was installed for legal reasons in the first place, Microsoft Certification staff just shows up and murders you and blows up your lab.
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# ? Aug 4, 2016 13:18 |
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nopantsjack posted:This fuckin game.
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# ? Aug 4, 2016 13:21 |
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CD is actually pretty good and funny, Bee Movie thread was an all time great one and deserved to be in the goldmine but was robbed. TVIV is way worst because its filled with people who don't seem to understand what goes on in the TV shows they are watching and occasionally do crazy theorizing that is more dumb than silly.
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# ? Aug 4, 2016 14:00 |
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Crane Fist posted:What does any of that even mean They're mocking the Avengers movie shot because they think it looks like posed toys.
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# ? Aug 4, 2016 14:07 |
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Aphrodite posted:They're mocking the Avengers movie shot because they think it looks like posed toys. Posing superheroes look like action figures. Water continues to be wet, cigarettes will still kill you, and your girlfriend keeps lying about your sexual performance. All this and whether or not a lit stove is hot, tonight on "no loving poo poo."
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# ? Aug 4, 2016 14:27 |
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Its just a bad looking shot, why are you going crazy about this.
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# ? Aug 4, 2016 14:36 |
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mind the walrus posted:Posing superheroes look like action figures. Water continues to be wet, cigarettes will still kill you, and your girlfriend keeps lying about your sexual performance. All this and whether or not a lit stove is hot, tonight on "no loving poo poo."
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# ? Aug 4, 2016 14:37 |
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PBS Newshour posted:Its just a bad looking shot, why are you going crazy about this. I'm having a joke. Why are you taking it so seriously?
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# ? Aug 4, 2016 14:40 |
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mind the walrus posted:I'm having a joke. Why are you taking it so seriously? i don't think you are joking man you seem to have a lot on your mind with your sexual performance and its affecting your posting in subtle ways
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# ? Aug 4, 2016 14:45 |
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PBS Newshour posted:TVIV is way worst because its filled with people who don't seem to understand what goes on in the TV shows they are watching i guess that explains why 90% of the posts are just verbatim quotes from something they just saw.
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# ? Aug 4, 2016 14:46 |
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Attitude Indicator posted:i guess that explains why 90% of the posts are just verbatim quotes from something they just saw. Reading out loud helps you retain information.
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# ? Aug 4, 2016 14:49 |
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mind the walrus posted:I'm having a joke. Oh, poo poo! Remember the acronym! F - It can't be funny A - Be as big an asshole as possible R - Jokes are no laughing matter--be really serious T - You are just fine in bed, dear
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# ? Aug 4, 2016 14:53 |
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Your username just make this post funnier somehow. Attitude Indicator posted:i guess that explains why 90% of the posts are just verbatim quotes from something they just saw. Please repost that gif of TVIV posters reacting to Family Guy.
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# ? Aug 4, 2016 14:53 |
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Alaois posted:also a review of Godzilla about how godzilla is the main dudes dad and wants to gently caress him or w/e At one point I actually really respected the Current Releases guys and trusted their opinions about movies, then I read this review and that all changed pretty fast
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# ? Aug 4, 2016 15:32 |
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PBS Newshour posted:i don't think you are joking man you seem to have a lot on your mind with your sexual performance and its affecting your posting in subtle ways I actually like TVIV when it's chill, and when it's not it's like watching pigs wrestle in poo poo.
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# ? Aug 4, 2016 15:38 |
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Attitude Indicator posted:i guess that explains why 90% of the posts are just verbatim quotes from something they just saw. They are an important group of posters. After all, if every porkchop were perfect, we wouldn't have hot dogs.
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# ? Aug 4, 2016 15:41 |
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PenguinKnight posted:
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# ? Aug 4, 2016 16:04 |
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loquacius posted:At one point I actually really respected the Current Releases guys and trusted their opinions about movies, then I read this review and that all changed pretty fast The Current Releases guys told me about lots of good and/or significant movies I would have never heard about otherwise
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# ? Aug 4, 2016 16:41 |
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Did you know that the Star Wars prequels are actually the story of oppressed slave battle droids rising up against their masters? CD is a special place.
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# ? Aug 4, 2016 16:41 |
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lfield posted:Did you know that the Star Wars prequels are actually the story of oppressed slave battle droids rising up against their masters? my friend... i am sorry to say this, they are right. prequels are still poo poo tho
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# ? Aug 4, 2016 16:44 |
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hackbunny posted:The Current Releases guys told me about lots of good and/or significant movies I would have never heard about otherwise Someone keeps smearing poo poo on the toilet wall at work to write addresses of nice small restaurants in the area. While the restaurants are actually good, I'd rather they stopped doing that still.
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# ? Aug 4, 2016 16:47 |
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sweeperbravo posted:hahahahahhaha wtf Someone please link this quote
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# ? Aug 4, 2016 16:54 |
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PBS Newshour posted:CD is actually pretty good and funny, Bee Movie thread was an all time great one and deserved to be in the goldmine but was robbed. CD has pockets of great posts but it seems like everyone falls over each other trying to find the most obtuse possible interpretation of lovely mass market movies.
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# ? Aug 4, 2016 17:27 |
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It's just that CD is the only forum we have for people who majored in one of the unemployable arts. Like if we had an anthropology forum, or an art history forum, or a I guess anything else with either the words 'art' or 'history' in it forum, then they wouldn't stand out so much.
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# ? Aug 4, 2016 17:33 |
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the 2,970 page thread about how the transformers movies are good
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# ? Aug 4, 2016 17:44 |
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gently caress my dude that's brilliant. Do this. Please do hit me up with a art histories subforum. Mods?
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# ? Aug 4, 2016 17:44 |
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Improbable Lobster posted:CD has pockets of great posts but it seems like everyone falls over each other trying to find the most obtuse possible interpretation of lovely mass market movies.
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Aphrodite posted:It's just that CD is the only forum we have for people who majored in one of the unemployable arts. The anthropologists among us are busy using the forums as source material for ethnographies
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# ? Aug 4, 2016 17:46 |
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When I look at the moon sometimes I see a face in it. Basically the moon is a real person.
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# ? Aug 4, 2016 17:58 |
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Outrail posted:When I look at the moon sometimes I see a face in it. Basically the moon is a real person. It's the face of Karl Marx.
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# ? Aug 4, 2016 18:00 |
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The Michael Bay megathread wherein it was posited that Bay and Zack Snyder were the greatest filmmakers of all time and Spielberg, Kubrick, Coppola, et al never made anything good was a subtle hint that one day CineD would declare The Phantom Menace to be the best of all 7 Star Wars movies.
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# ? Aug 4, 2016 18:15 |
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PBS Newshour posted:CD is actually pretty good and funny, Bee Movie thread was an all time great one and deserved to be in the goldmine but was robbed. Thank you for appreciating the fruits of my anguish
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:The Michael Bay megathread wherein it was posited that Bay and Zack Snyder were the greatest filmmakers of all time and Spielberg, Kubrick, Coppola, et al never made anything good was a subtle hint that one day CineD would declare The Phantom Menace to be the best of all 7 Star Wars movies. I've never been to CD, But is it like some sort of mirror world where up is down and black is white?
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# ? Aug 4, 2016 18:23 |
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PenguinKnight posted:it was when a then mod had a meltdown about a funnyman's movie review for the front page Current Events and quit the forum forever For the love of god, do not post ANY quotes related to these events in this, the "Funny Forum Quotes" thread.
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# ? Aug 4, 2016 18:26 |
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A movie is not good or bad, a movie is. Your opinion is that the movie is bad but mine is that it is good. The movie doesn't care. Approach the movie as it is, not what you expected from it.
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# ? Aug 4, 2016 18:30 |
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If you see a movie on the road, kill it.
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# ? Aug 4, 2016 18:33 |
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oldpainless posted:A movie is not good or bad, a movie is. Your opinion is that the movie is bad but mine is that it is good. The movie doesn't care. Approach the movie as it is, not what you expected from it. Everyone should listen to this Lousy guy.
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