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Sagebrush posted:Goatse doesn't even register any more. It's just "oh, hello again. haven't seen you in a while" Hello rectum my old friend.
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Hello goatse, my old friend I seem to have clicked on you again Because an anus somewhat distending Left its horror, now I'm weeping And the vision that was planted in my brain Still remains As I scream, only hearing the sound of silence
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Aug 7, 2016 19:30
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnVhdqKvCco might be worse than the leg break...
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Aug 7, 2016 20:05
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Aug 7, 2016 20:09
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For less neck-breaking schadenfreude, the American biker was in the lead for a solid 30 minutes. She was literally seconds away from the finish line, but she kept looking behind her....until finally all 3 other bikers left in the race zoomed ahead of her. There were only 4 bikes left in the whole race due to crashes, so every single person who finished the race except for one would get a medal. She went from everything to nothing.
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Aug 7, 2016 20:14
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chitoryu12 posted:For less neck-breaking schadenfreude, the American biker was in the lead for a solid 30 minutes. She was literally seconds away from the finish line, but she kept looking behind her....until finally all 3 other bikers left in the race zoomed ahead of her. She was completely gassed. Her looking behind to see where the chase group was had nothing to do with them passing her. They were working as a group to catch her until the last 500m.
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Aug 7, 2016 20:17
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chitoryu12 posted:For less neck-breaking schadenfreude, the American biker was in the lead for a solid 30 minutes. She was literally seconds away from the finish line, but she kept looking behind her....until finally all 3 other bikers left in the race zoomed ahead of her. being in the lead up until the final stretch means nothing, smart riders will conserve their energy up to that point. Or do you think that someone running a marathon should try and be in first the entire time as well?
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Aug 7, 2016 20:41
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chitoryu12 posted:For less neck-breaking schadenfreude, the American biker was in the lead for a solid 30 minutes. She was literally seconds away from the finish line, but she kept looking behind her....until finally all 3 other bikers left in the race zoomed ahead of her. "In the whole race"? So why did they show a top 9 at the end? (I only watched the last bit)
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Aug 7, 2016 20:44
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Carbon dioxide posted:"In the whole race"? So why did they show a top 9 at the end? (I only watched the last bit) I think that was probably "in contention for a medal"
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Aug 7, 2016 20:48
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flosofl posted:She was completely gassed. Her looking behind to see where the chase group was had nothing to do with them passing her. They were working as a group to catch her until the last 500m. ^ Holding the leading position in a bike race is super hard because it means riding against the wind the entire time. People trailing behind can and will work together, trading places to rest in their ally's wake and conserve energy to catch up with the leader.
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Aug 7, 2016 20:58
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:Hello goatse, my old friend 
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Aug 7, 2016 20:59
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Traxis posted:lol owned A classic example of the Sid Vicious Stomp https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOSYcM4AJ8k
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:A classic example of the Sid Vicious Stomp "It's so hard to watch!" *WCW producers replay it ad nauseum*
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:Hello goatse, my old friend Doesn't scan, "distending" doesn't rhyme with "weeping", 1/5 would not read again
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Because an anus gently stretching Left its horror, now I'm retching
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Also gotta fit when my eyes were drawn to the flash of a wedding ring that's the thing about the sight of goatse in there somewhere
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also there was supposed to be an NFL preseason game between the Packers and Colts tonight the game was cancelled because they used painted the field with the wrong paint I will leave you with the crack analysis of EDP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXOg6mmAY2Y
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exploding mummy posted:also there was supposed to be an NFL preseason game between the Packers and Colts tonight I refuse to believe that the NFL could be this proactive in protecting player safety.
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Aug 8, 2016 02:15
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I just found out they are wiping the servers for No Man's Sky, destroying any discoveries anyone has made since a bunch of copies leaked out early. I was one of the people hoping to find an early copy, but this just made me laugh. I don't feel quite so bad about not being able to find it any more.
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Traxis posted:lol owned "leg broke so what"
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:Hello goatse, my old friend Trig Discipline posted:Also gotta fit I just sang all of this to my husband. 
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:I just found out they are wiping the servers for No Man's Sky, destroying any discoveries anyone has made since a bunch of copies leaked out early. Didn't a guy spend like $1500 on a early copy?
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Aug 8, 2016 03:50
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1500 for basically exclusive access for weeks is actually a good deal if he was smart enough to monetize streaming
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Trig Discipline posted:Because an anus gently stretching Because an anus widely gaping marred my screen while I was vaping.
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Sentient Data posted:1500 for basically exclusive access for weeks is actually a good deal if he was smart enough to monetize streaming It's a little sadder than that. He bought the copy because he didn't want to be spoiled by other streamers with leaked copies, and then he streamed it for a bit before the Devs contacted him personally and basically went "Dude, could you not?" and he stopped.
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Kurieg posted:It's a little sadder than that. Isn't the much easier solution to just not watch the streamers who have leaked copies?
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Brocktoon posted:Isn't the much easier solution to just not watch the streamers who have leaked copies? Let's not get all crazy up in here
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Brocktoon posted:Isn't the much easier solution to just not watch the streamers who have leaked copies? Wow imagine asking people to be responsible for their own actions and to think ahead a little bit. The nerve.
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Memento posted:Wow imagine asking people to be responsible for their own actions and to think ahead a little bit. The nerve. I like how lovely people, streamers and game companies get about games, early spoilers and like release day streaming. Especially on youtube with DMCA takedowns and people who unironically start crying about "my livelihood" when their video game videos get taken down. Doubly so if it's a streamer or youtube person getting super indignant and making a rant video about their stuff being taken down for breaking an NDA or something
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Then this ivory anus beguiling my sad fancy into smiling, By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore, “Though thy crest be stretched and widened, thou,” I said, “art sure no craven, Ghastly red and gaping Goatse wandering from the Nightly shore— Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night’s Plutonian shore!” Quoth the Goatse “Nevermore.”
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Aug 8, 2016 06:59
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Nutsngum posted:Top quality new australian dashcam video What the hell is happening at 6:10? Are the trucks in slow motion and that other guy's flying along at loving light speed?
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Gorilla Salad posted:What the hell is happening at 6:10? Are the trucks in slow motion and that other guy's flying along at loving light speed? They're going down a steep hill and need to keep it slow to stop from reaching relativistic speeds on their descent.
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Goons, happily gaze into a distended anus but a broken shin makes them cry Do a GIS for 'weightlifter prolapsed anus" and you've got the best of both worlds!!  Edit: don't GIS that. No really.
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Gorilla Salad posted:What the hell is happening at 6:10? Are the trucks in slow motion and that other guy's flying along at loving light speed? It does look like they're going really slow but when you're going down a steep hill with a heavy load you can't rely on brakes, 'cause they overheat and stop working, so you put the transmission into a low gear and engine compression slows you down. If you drive an automatic and wonder why you've got a 1 and 2 (or even a 3) on the shifter, that's one of the uses. If you use it you'll be going pretty slow compared to traffic at the top of the hill when you shift into the low gear. Semi trucks often have a "jake brake", which is super loud, that makes it much more effective. I lived near the edge of a rural town and this was a regular, all day every day, thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3bLqjPBlx8
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MisterOblivious posted:Semi trucks often have a "jake brake", which is super loud, that makes it much more effective. Use of those are banned in my town - but you're dreaming if the truckies don't bother to follow the law. I actually like the sound of it. On the otherhand - one of these days I'll snap and go down to the council garbage truck depot and change their brakepads out myself. So much squealing every monday morning.
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MisterOblivious posted:It does look like they're going really slow but when you're going down a steep hill with a heavy load you can't rely on brakes, 'cause they overheat and stop working, so you put the transmission into a low gear and engine compression slows you down. If you drive an automatic and wonder why you've got a 1 and 2 (or even a 3) on the shifter, that's one of the uses. If you use it you'll be going pretty slow compared to traffic at the top of the hill when you shift into the low gear. 
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:A classic example of the Sid Vicious Stomp There was a video on tosh.0 of a skateboarder trying a huge jump and breaking his leg. It was absolutely nuts as the guy freaked out and started shaking his leg, which flopped around like it was made of jello. Parts Kit has a new favorite as of 13:27 on Aug 8, 2016 |
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