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Tiggum posted:What is that accent? Youtube British.
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Stoatbringer posted:In ten years everyone will have self-driving cars and will drunkenly masturbate for the duration of every journey.
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Aug 13, 2016 15:15
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steinrokkan posted:Dip yourself in a vat of olive oil every morning, that way the oily film will automatically repel sweat away from your skin. Easy! Instead of bathing have your slave rub you down with oil, and then scrape it off with a dull metal blade. #RomanLifeHacks
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Fauxtool posted:You have to hold the soapy end to access the water end and clean soap from your hands. That just puts you in an infinite loop of being soaped. What a nightmare. obviously if you can clutch and scrub yourself with a small brick of ice your hands being uncomfortable doesn't bother you.
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iSurrender posted:Instead of bathing have your slave rub you down with oil, and then scrape it off with a dull metal blade. #RomanLifeHacks LOL if you don't have Enrique produce extra virgin oil for you.
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Lifehack: Wash your ziplock bag so you can reuse it and never have to wash a dish.
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Aug 14, 2016 18:39
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evobatman posted:Lifehack: Wash your ziplock bag so you can reuse it and never have to wash a dish. You drat well better wash your ziploc bag. Those large size bags are expensive. Kid's mom should be pissed.
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Aug 14, 2016 18:48
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I'm pretty sure disposable bowls would be nearly as cheap, and they're actually bowls and don't look completely trashy like using a ziploc bag as a dish condom.
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Aug 14, 2016 19:36
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A murderer in England was found to have done this. He also cling-wrapped everything in his flat so he wouldn't have to clean, just replace the clingwrap. #lifetakinghax
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Aug 14, 2016 20:36
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"I said what dish" - severe dementia can save you from doing domestic chores!
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Aug 14, 2016 20:40
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Hurt Whitey Maybe posted:I'm pretty sure disposable bowls would be nearly as cheap, and they're actually bowls and don't look completely trashy like using a ziploc bag as a dish condom. I mean to be fair who gives a poo poo how trashy ou look eating by yourself
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Aug 14, 2016 20:50
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Just eat it out of the bag.
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Aug 14, 2016 20:58
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Paladinus posted:Youtube British.
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Aug 14, 2016 21:06
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Lady Naga posted:I mean to be fair who gives a poo poo how trashy ou look eating by yourself I respect myself enough not to dump my food out on the floor like a animal.
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Aug 14, 2016 22:43
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Hurt Whitey Maybe posted:I respect myself enough not to dump my food out on the floor like a animal. But your status as a piece of poo poo is in question?
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Aug 14, 2016 23:03
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Hurt Whitey Maybe posted:I respect myself Here's your problem.
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Aug 14, 2016 23:05
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Hurt Whitey Maybe posted:I'm pretty sure disposable bowls would be nearly as cheap, and they're actually bowls and don't look completely trashy like using a ziploc bag as a dish condom. Cheaper. Checking on US walmart.com, those self-sealing food storage bags are 5-13 cents each, depending on brand and size. Foam bowls start at 4 cents each. 
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Aug 15, 2016 11:33
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Save money on bowls and ziplock bags by eating it off the floor like an animal you piece of poo poo.
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Facebook Aunt posted:Cheaper. Checking on US walmart.com, those self-sealing food storage bags are 5-13 cents each, depending on brand and size. Foam bowls start at 4 cents each. Cling wrap would be cheaper. 
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Fauxtool posted:gutter oil is real and is also an issue in most of SEA. It can be made from boiling and straining sewage for a circle of oily shits Not sure about SEA, but in China it has nothing to do with oily shits. Many restaurants in China use lots and lots of oil, and the oil that goes into the gutter by washing dishes etc. swims at the top of the sewer water. People collect that oil by ladling it off and put it through some kind of cleaning / sterilization process. This is totally legit and the oil can legally be sold as lubricant for machines. Some people sold it as cooking oil, though, and that's the story of gutter oil.
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Gorilla Salad posted:Cling wrap would be cheaper. I like to imagine in some time there will be a community of bowl-wrapping lifehackers, and somebody among them will come up with the new and amazing lifehack of not wrapping poo poo in cling film, and instead running your dinner ware under the faucet when you are done eating.
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pidan posted:Not sure about SEA, but in China it has nothing to do with oily shits. Many restaurants in China use lots and lots of oil, and the oil that goes into the gutter by washing dishes etc. swims at the top of the sewer water. People collect that oil by ladling it off and put it through some kind of cleaning / sterilization process. This is totally legit and the oil can legally be sold as lubricant for machines. Some people sold it as cooking oil, though, and that's the story of gutter oil. Yeah its totally safe when cleaned and sterilized. Would you trust it to be?
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Aug 16, 2016 01:37
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Wash your goddamn bowl, Jeremy.
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Meowjesty posted:Wash your goddamn bowl, Jeremy. WHAT BOWL
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Aug 16, 2016 06:52
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I'm a modern backpacker so I buy pre-packaged freezedried ziplock meals for $10 a serving while feeling superior to all you loving losers making lovely-rear end old-fashioned porridge, like some Donner Family Oregon Trail pieces of poo poo.
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Aug 16, 2016 10:27
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Better than buying a year's worth of MREs at an army surplus auction. Did you know that MREs contain binders so that soldiers won't have to stop to use the bathroom while in the field? There's a lifehack for you, stop having to cook and save money on your water bills at the same time
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RandomFerret posted:Better than buying a year's worth of MREs at an army surplus auction. Actually, there's been a lot of discussion and debate about that over the years. A number of studies suggest that there are two main reasons soldiers don't generally poo poo on the battlefield: 1. They trade food items from the MRES, throwing the nutritional value out of balance and constipating themselves. 2. (And this is what most studies found to be the most likely case) They don't poop because they're spooked about poopin' on a battlefield. Lifehax: Tired of making GBS threads? Poo can't bloom on the battlefield.
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Baba Yaga Fanboy posted:Actually, there's been a lot of discussion and debate about that over the years. A number of studies suggest that there are two main reasons soldiers don't generally poo poo on the battlefield: Nah they're really loving dense food and you gotta lotta water coming out as either sweat or pee soz you ain't got no poop lube, whatfer pushing that turd along.
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Wasabi the J posted:Nah they're really loving dense food and you gotta lotta water coming out as either sweat or pee soz you ain't got no poop lube, whatfer pushing that turd along. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaZunFhJHW0
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Sorry the water truck with all our mail got blown up... But the RipIt truck survived.
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Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:p sure that afterwards it just gets throwed in the sink or trash or gently caress it fill it back up with water and make some BBQcubes.. Im reading it that when the nugz was ready there were no clean plates to eat off of You had the perfect opportunity to call them BBcubes and you didn't! GAAAHHHHH!!!!!
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:You had the perfect opportunity to call them BBcubes and you didn't! GAAAHHHHH!!!!! Or BBQubes.
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Kwyndig posted:Or BBQubes.
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davidspackage posted:What's the extra B for? 
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most of these seem reasonable And then there's this: quote:10. Giant Ice-cubes I love nothing more to flavour my drinks with than cheap balloon rubber.
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I could see doing that for a cooler
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:most of these seem reasonable How is the rubber flavour going to make it inside the bottle? The picture even shows them being used cooler-style. And for the lemon/lime slices - how freaking big are the glasses you have to use to fit something the size of a cupcake inside?
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