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TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.

Jackson Taus posted:

He's starting to open offices. How well he can scale so late in the game is anyone's guess.

Imma go ahead and guess he opens an office in Utah that's closed by October and that's it.

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Jackard
Oct 28, 2007

We Have A Bow And We Wish To Use It

Jackson Taus posted:

Egg McMuffin starting to open offices. How well he can scale so late in the game is anyone's guess.
Faster than Trump.

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



Chokes McGee posted:

hahahahaha he's admitting he's losing

the pivot has arrived, unfortunately it was blame and not political opinions

He's losing because the election is rigged, clearly :jerkbag:

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Spaced God posted:

He's losing because the election is rigged, clearly :jerkbag:

But you see, he draws bigger crowds! Popularity equals quality!

Seriously, even the shittiest bands can fill venues. That doesn't make them objectively good or respected.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
If Evan McMullin spends more on TV commercials than Trump this election I will lol into space.

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

Asimo posted:

Speaking as a Connecticut resident, :lol:.

State's not nearly as left leaning as some of our neighbors due to all the rich fucks here, but it's still like +7 for Clinton and I can't see that changing at this point. The conservatives here tend to be more old establishment types.

It was +18 Obama in 2012. It has a popular Democrat governor and entirely Democratic congressional delegation. By recent electoral record it's arguably more left leaning than Massachusetts right now.

And Trump held the rally at Sacred Heart in Fairfield of all places. Like 15 minutes from my parents' house. He may as well have held it in the middle of the Yale quad.

Crow Jane posted:

I grew up in Connecticut, and distinctly remember driving through some quaint little town with my family sometime in the early-mid nineties and coming across a KKK rally in the square. They were getting yelled at and having stuff thrown at them, to be fair, but I'd be willing to bet they didn't travel far to get there.

I remember when I was a kid in the '90s a group calling themselves the White Wolves tried to establish some sort of presence in the Southwestern part of the state to a lot of outcry. The people you saw might've been them or somebody else...or maybe from New Hampshire :shrug:

Eifert Posting posted:

Does anyone else think Trump saying he wants "Volunteers supervising polling places" smells a whole hell of a lot like it's intended to be voter intimidation?

Eifert Posting posted:

Can anyone remember a case of a major political candidate calling out for this? Seems like a 1930s Bavaria sorta move.

It's happened all over the country at the local, state, and even federal level for large swaths of time throughout our history, so yeah.

fosborb posted:

Everyone has volunteer observers in key districts every election though. How is this different?

E: to be clear, yeah the rest of his populism is scary as poo poo, but observers are entry level ground game stuff.

Because "those people are stealing the election and its up to good citizens like us to put a stop to it" is literally why the Klan became a national movement in the early 20th Century.

The Right has a long history of raising the spectre of voter fraud in order to fight progressive movements and rally supporters to the defense of 'real American values', often in the form of rampant acts of direct violence and coercion against minority communities or progressive voters and politicians. It goes hand in hand with the "silent majority" idea that All True and Good Americans want 'x' and anything else winning in the voting booth is either proof of social degeneracy or treason. If it wasn't the "uppity and lazy" blacks it was "crooked pinko unionists" or "job stealing Mexican illegals" or the "socialist bureaucrat criminals" or "corrupt politicians" or maybe "the Jews" stuffing the ballot box and upending the Natural Order of Things.

Eifert Posting posted:

This brings me back to 2008 when I told my professors not to expect me in class. That I would be fetal with a bottle of wine all day. Then at a ridiculously early hour (Maybe 10:30 or 12 at latest) they announced "Indiana is too close to call." Knew right then it was all over and by 2:00 I was loving around with a skateboard naked with an empty wine bottle in hand tooling around my apartment.



Good times.

Regardless of what happens, I promise you that I will be the most baked I've been in months on Election Night.

Harrow posted:

What's this "monster vote" narrative floating around now? The idea that Trump is going to turn out record numbers of first-time voters, the kind of people pollsters don't poll because they're not "likely voters," which explains the big rallies vs. underperforming polls.

Is "monster vote" a term that's been around for a while or is this some new term the poll unskewers came up with?

Whomever coined it, it's bullshit that relies on incorrect ideas about how demographics have been changing in America.

They require that Trump win historically ridiculous (like 70%) shares of certain demographics in order to work- or for there to be heretofore undiscovered scores of (mostly white) people hanging around to vote for him.

Either they ignore that it isn't 1979 anymore and there isn't nearly the same wellspring of white resentment left to draw from or they simply 'unskew' the demo data until it looks like the Silent Majority exists.

33rd Degree Idiot posted:

AKA, "if you're under 30 you're poo poo don't matter."

Which is to say that there's a possibility that polls are actually underestimating the Dem turnout. For all that Hillary's "particularly unpopular," she's got plenty of her own party's support and the Obama Election Machine, which just about stomps on whatever Trump's done to court young people besides 'appeal to their racism.'

Geostomp
Oct 22, 2008

Unite: MASH!!
~They've got the bad guys on the run!~

Chokes McGee posted:

hahahahaha he's admitting he's losing

the pivot has arrived, unfortunately it was blame and not political opinions

He really is an overgrown child throwing a tantrum when he fails and blaming everyone but himself. Unfortunately, his supporters are just as entitled and even dumber, so they eat it up.

What are the chances that they really do take his *wink wink, nudge nudge* instructions and go to widespread violence in the election?

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Crow Jane posted:

But you see, he draws bigger crowds! Popularity equals quality!

Seriously, even the shittiest bands can fill venues. That doesn't make them objectively good or respected.

How often does Metallica sell out again?

long-ass nips Diane
Dec 13, 2010

Breathe.

blue squares posted:

I see a lot of hate for Bob Woodward on this board. I bought a used copy of All the President's Men a while back and now I'm wondering if I should ever read it

Just watch the movie IMO

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

iospace posted:

How often does Metallica sell out again?

You best not be implying Metallica is a lovely band, I'll sic the Trump electoral observers on you!

Kavros
May 18, 2011

sleep sleep sleep
fly fly post post
sleep sleep sleep

Geostomp posted:

What are the chances that they really do take his *wink wink, nudge nudge* instructions and go to widespread violence in the election?

My guess is enough rabidly Trumpian manchildren cause a fuss visual or lurid enough to make a bunch of profoundly negative press and some video and headlines that will define trump's crybaby tantrum implosion for the rest of time.

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich

blue squares posted:

I see a lot of hate for Bob Woodward on this board. I bought a used copy of All the President's Men a while back and now I'm wondering if I should ever read it

What? Yes if you planned to read it of course you should read it.

Even if you disagree with a view or someone that shouldn't mean you just ignore it or block them out.

Goatman Sacks
Apr 4, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Oh hey I just remembered Milwaukee is where noted house slave David Clarke is in charge. He's already calling in the national guard to put down those mean darkies -

http://fox6now.com/2016/08/14/milwaukee-county-sheriff-david-clarke-requests-mobilization-of-national-guard/

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Goatman Sacks posted:

Oh hey I just remembered Milwaukee is where noted house slave David Clarke is in charge. He's already calling in the national guard to put down those mean darkies -

http://fox6now.com/2016/08/14/milwaukee-county-sheriff-david-clarke-requests-mobilization-of-national-guard/

:chloe:

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

The Shortest Path posted:

You best not be implying Metallica is a lovely band, I'll sic the Trump electoral observers on you!

I dunno, at this point they've spent more time in the post-Load phase of their career than the pre-Load one. :colbert:

Like, they're definitely a net-lovely band.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Goatman Sacks posted:

Oh hey I just remembered Milwaukee is where noted house slave David Clarke is in charge. He's already calling in the national guard to put down those mean darkies -

http://fox6now.com/2016/08/14/milwaukee-county-sheriff-david-clarke-requests-mobilization-of-national-guard/

David Clarke is the epitome of a DINO. He runs as a democrat for a position that does not have its election in November, leading to lower turnout. Democrats who don't do much research see the D by his name and vote for him simply because of that, whereas the rest of the county that isn't Milwaukee votes for him because he hates the blacks just like them.

Goatman Sacks
Apr 4, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

David Clarke is the go-to guy for white supremacists to get a black person to talk about how all black people are animals. He's scum.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


The Shortest Path posted:

You best not be implying Metallica is a lovely band, I'll sic the Trump electoral observers on you!

Lulu.

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich

iospace posted:

David Clarke is the epitome of a DINO. He runs as a democrat for a position that does not have its election in November, leading to lower turnout. Democrats who don't do much research see the D by his name and vote for him simply because of that, whereas the rest of the county that isn't Milwaukee votes for him because he hates the blacks just like them.

Here is noted fuckface on his reelection night in 2014.

MattD1zzl3
Oct 26, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 years!

Geostomp posted:


What are the chances that they really do take his *wink wink, nudge nudge* instructions and go to widespread violence in the election?

If 30 or 40% of the population voting for trump is willing to commit Mass violence, Trump is a symptom of this not the central cause. We just need to figure out what's pissing them off exactly. (Or kill them all)

MattD1zzl3 fucked around with this message at 17:22 on Aug 14, 2016

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

blue squares posted:

I see a lot of hate for Bob Woodward on this board. I bought a used copy of All the President's Men a while back and now I'm wondering if I should ever read it

Woodward has been a tool over the past several years. This is the same jackass that said someone in the White House "threatened" him for disagreeing with his reporting, only to have e-mails released with that same someone being incredibly cordial with Woodward even acknowledging that.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
:bahgawd: Trump to give speech on Islamic State in Ohio :bahgawd:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2016/08/14/donald-trump-ohio-republican-president-islamic-state-isis/88716762/

quote:

"He's going to lay out his vision and his strategy for defeating radical Islamic terrorism," running mate Mike Pence told Fox News Sunday.

This is going to be the best speech so far I bet.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Goatman Sacks posted:

David Clarke is the go-to guy for white supremacists to get a black person to talk about how all black people are animals. He's scum.

The one good thing about this election is he's being exposed for being the loving hack he is nation wide.

This is old, but this should tell you how he runs things: http://archive.jsonline.com/news/milwaukee/84279422.html

As an added bonus! Freep (which reacts sanely?) from the Hales Corners arrest: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1988047/posts

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




It's about time ISIO gets some national attention, but I thought he didn't want to reveal his plan so they didn't see it coming?

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

I got :10bux: it's just more meaningless platitudes about winning with a side of bare prejudice.

Barudak
May 7, 2007


"I'm Donald Trump from New York and I say kill 'em all!"

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Nah, nukes.
Nukes or Donald will force NATO/UN/Costa Rica to fight them.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

blue squares posted:

I see a lot of hate for Bob Woodward on this board. I bought a used copy of All the President's Men a while back and now I'm wondering if I should ever read it

TheScott2K posted:

70s Woordward taking down Nixon was fine. 1990s-2000s Woodward fellating incumbent politicians and treating Republicans like Serious People can go gently caress himself.


For real. Watch any of Woodward's appearances on Fox News Sunday since Obama was elected and you'll see that he's been chasing that high from Watergate ever since and hasn't ever gotten it back. He's tried so hard to find scandals with Obama, hilariously he couldn't with Bush for some reason, and has been reduced to whining about emails and misrepresenting facts about security classifications.

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!
wherein a career True Believer dances on the knife's edge: How We Killed the Tea Party

Fangz
Jul 5, 2007

Oh I see! This must be the Bad Opinion Zone!
I think there's basically three ways Trump might go with this. 1. Vague-rear end platitudes about fighting them harder than Obama has, 2. spew out a list of names of foreign policy 'experts' and insist that they'll work miracles, or 3. say something crazy.

Or some combination.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Epic High Five posted:

It's about time ISIO gets some national attention, but I thought he didn't want to reveal his plan so they didn't see it coming?

This is obviously all a ruse. After he loses the election, he's going to offer to contract ISIS for some jobs, then once the work is done, he's gonna stiff em! :911:

Die Sexmonster!
Nov 30, 2005

Electric Bugaloo posted:

I dunno, at this point they've spent more time in the post-Load phase of their career than the pre-Load one. :colbert:

Like, they're definitely a net-lovely band.

I still can't say that about a band that had four incredible albums and one really good album before dropping a couple Loads on their fans.


Death Magnetic. :colbert:

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

The Shortest Path posted:

You best not be implying Metallica is a lovely band, I'll sic the Trump electoral observers on you!

theyve been terrible since the Black Album

basically when Cliff died they were over

Kavros
May 18, 2011

sleep sleep sleep
fly fly post post
sleep sleep sleep

Dr Cheeto posted:

I got :10bux: it's just more meaningless platitudes about winning with a side of bare prejudice.

"we will defeat isis with winning. who is against winning, you say? my opponents, who seek losing, and are sad and dumb."

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Why did it have to be Ohio. :smith:


I wish he would just gently caress off, even our nutjobs were sane enough to vote Kasich.

Robviously
Aug 21, 2010

Genius. Billionaire. Playboy. Philanthropist.

Crow Jane posted:

I grew up in Connecticut, and distinctly remember driving through some quaint little town with my family sometime in the early-mid nineties and coming across a KKK rally in the square. They were getting yelled at and having stuff thrown at them, to be fair, but I'd be willing to bet they didn't travel far to get there.

I know this is from a couple pages but Wallingford was a bit of a hotbed for Klan activity to the point that they had a white supremacist hold a talk in the public library and didn't recognize MLK Jr. Day until the state made them in the 2000s.

Mahoning
Feb 3, 2007

This is 5 minutes from where I live. Should I skip work and go and give a trip report?

Spiritus Nox
Sep 2, 2011

I hope Donald says he wants to nuke 'em.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
"If we kill them all we won't have to worry about them anymore, right folks?"

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gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
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