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stringball
Mar 17, 2009

what the hell is a "superbacker" and how much money has this guy actually spent on literal nothing

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Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Not gonna click on all those projects, but it's a safe bet it's more than 10K.

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Chekans 3 16 posted:

I checked this tungsten cube kickstarter that was previously in the thread because I used to know the project creator and:



:eyepop:

Looks like no Christmas this year :(

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Doobie strikes from beyond the grave.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



stringball posted:

how many things has he backed that were either scams or didn't deliver? backing 75 projects is pretty fucken stupid.

https://www.kickstarter.com/profile/splogue

his comments are loving hilarious though

https://www.kickstarter.com/profile/splogue/comments

Hey, man, if you really need those geometric shapes crafted out of metal, you've gotta be willing to take some risks.

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

Backerclub really looks like they're running quite the tidy little scam

They target the kind of idiot who already backs tons of things, tells them that they're important or influential and can join an exclusive club, then probably get paid by shady Kickstarters to promote their projects

And people fall for it

What a world

stringball
Mar 17, 2009

Regy Rusty posted:

Backerclub really looks like they're running quite the tidy little scam

They target the kind of idiot who already backs tons of things, tells them that they're important or influential and can join an exclusive club, then probably get paid by shady Kickstarters to promote their projects

And people fall for it

What a world

I wonder if they run the giant list of random websites nobody has even heard of on every kickstarter

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

stringball posted:

I wonder if they run the giant list of random websites nobody has even heard of on every kickstarter

I've long suspected that "featured on" logo walls are at least 60% fake by pixel area, or at least press release aggregaters that post anything you give them









edit: oh poo poo there's a backerclub logo in the last one

edit 2: lol isn't "featured on kicktraq" a little bit of a stretch?

edit 3: "backercamp" "fastbacker" "king pledge" there is this whole world that I never knew existed of clubs for people with more money to throw at kickstarters then they have sense

BattleMaster has a new favorite as of 03:50 on Sep 6, 2016

monster on a stick
Apr 29, 2013

stringball posted:

how many things has he backed that were either scams or didn't deliver? backing 75 projects is pretty fucken stupid.

https://www.kickstarter.com/profile/splogue

his comments are loving hilarious though

https://www.kickstarter.com/profile/splogue/comments

Everything he backed is gold.

Cap-Off: The Bottle Opener For The Craft Beer Enthusiast :smuggo:

Regy Rusty posted:

Backerclub really looks like they're running quite the tidy little scam

They target the kind of idiot who already backs tons of things, tells them that they're important or influential and can join an exclusive club, then probably get paid by shady Kickstarters to promote their projects

And people fall for it

What a world

By joining Backerclub, you get to be ripped off first before other Kickstarter rubes

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Madcosby posted:

Thats exactly their demographic. Every kickstarter re-sells something that already exists and is created by the people that would need such a thing but sold to the masses like the solution to the problem they never had

someone here said it first, but kickstarter has become the "as seen on TV" shopping sensation but young millennials still havent wrapped their heads around the fact everything they're pre-ordering is completely absolutely unnecessary

ya i need my phone to plug into my belt

ya i need a counter top device that prints 1/16th of an inch thick pancakes that look like the eifel tower

It's not so much a Millennial thing as a "Silicon Valley startup trustafarian/overpaid computer janitor fuckwit with way too much disposable income" thing since most millennials have no money at all let alone enough disposable income to pledge hundreds of dollars for some dumb gadget or doohickey.

Rashomon
Jun 21, 2006

This machine kills fascists

Germstore posted:

Mexican restaurants have things like "regulations" and "health inspections" that keep the prices high. Tortuber will match up the hungry tortilla consumer with a mexican grandmother.

You'll have to compete with my knockoff service, Abuelyft. We pay our grandmothers more.

Flying Slime
Feb 15, 2012

Lodin posted:

Oh good, Oton is back. It's pretty much an OUYA but it procedurally generates new game levels for you. Pretty sure this is the fourth time they've tried to pull this bullshit.
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/qquip/oton-x-the-first-artificial-intelligent-game-conso

They couldn't even get the monsters to walk forwards in their platformer

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.



Captain Hygiene posted:

Hey, man, if you really need those geometric shapes crafted out of metal, you've gotta be willing to take some risks.

I'm still trying to figure out what the tungsten cubes were supposed to be for. Communicating with alien life? Putting in a terrarium? Teaching Platonic solids to your homeschooled dolt? I don't get it.

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

Jet Jaguar posted:

I'm still trying to figure out what the tungsten cubes were supposed to be for.
Autists.

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

Regy Rusty posted:

Look at this, LOOK AT THIS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wjb6z0J804

This is incredible

Where do I sign up for this???

asking for a friedn

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

BattleMaster posted:

I've long suspected that "featured on" logo walls are at least 60% fake by pixel area, or at least press release aggregaters that post anything you give them









edit: oh poo poo there's a backerclub logo in the last one

edit 2: lol isn't "featured on kicktraq" a little bit of a stretch?

edit 3: "backercamp" "fastbacker" "king pledge" there is this whole world that I never knew existed of clubs for people with more money to throw at kickstarters then they have sense

One day I started googling the most obscure looking ones and I'd often didn't get actual results at all/land on an seo enriched useless page/a weird unrelated foreign site selling dolls

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

Lodin posted:

Oh good, Oton is back. It's pretty much an OUYA but it procedurally generates new game levels for you. Pretty sure this is the fourth time they've tried to pull this bullshit.
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/qquip/oton-x-the-first-artificial-intelligent-game-conso

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

Lodin posted:

Oh good, Oton is back. It's pretty much an OUYA but it procedurally generates new game levels for you. Pretty sure this is the fourth time they've tried to pull this bullshit.
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/qquip/oton-x-the-first-artificial-intelligent-game-conso

heh I've used that case before: http://www.habeyusa.com/products/emc-600b-super-slim-mini-itx-aluminum-chassis-w-12v-dc-power-supply/

how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014

Regy Rusty posted:

Backerclub really looks like they're running quite the tidy little scam

They target the kind of idiot who already backs tons of things, tells them that they're important or influential and can join an exclusive club, then probably get paid by shady Kickstarters to promote their projects

And people fall for it

What a world

Yeah, but to be fair they're very open about getting paid by shady kickstarters, they even made a video about it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpAOdLAXL-M

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

1:19 is the face of someone who would use BackerClub

Redrum and Coke
Feb 25, 2006

wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid

how me a frog posted:

Yeah, but to be fair they're very open about getting paid by shady kickstarters, they even made a video about it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpAOdLAXL-M

I can see how they try to appeal to backers (probably unsuccessfully, as the video only has a few hundred views). They give the people the impression that they're not merely backers of random wallets or alibaba gadgets, but that there pretty much a venture capitalist group.
When they say "some of our members have backed hundreds of projects," what they're really saying is "some of our members have bought thousands of things on kickstarter!". Obviously that last one doesn't have the same appeal.

Edit. An economics channel that I follow uses the same cartoons. Are these from a program?

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Non Serviam posted:

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/peak-design/the-everyday-backpack-tote-and-sling

Almost five million have been raised to fund a camera backpack. It's smaller and more expensive than any similarly sized backpack made by established photography brands.

There's literally no reason why you should get this instead of, you know, any other bag you'd get on Amazon for a fraction of the price.

I bought their previous product and it is bar none and by far the best photography bag (and bag in general) that I have ever owned. Is it overpriced? Yes, because camera gear is always overpriced. If that makes me a numpty, so be it.

Redrum and Coke
Feb 25, 2006

wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid

gschmidl posted:

I bought their previous product and it is bar none and by far the best photography bag (and bag in general) that I have ever owned. Is it overpriced? Yes, because camera gear is always overpriced. If that makes me a numpty, so be it.

It is overpriced even compared to loweprow though, arguably the most reputable brand of camera bags. I'm not comparing it with backpacks in general.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




it weirds me out anyone would use a camera bag for a general bag... they'd be awful for it and insanely expensive.

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

hemale in pain posted:

it weirds me out anyone would use a camera bag for a general bag... they'd be awful for it and insanely expensive.

It's organically artisinal :colbert:

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Non Serviam posted:

When they say "some of our members have backed hundreds of projects," what they're really saying is "some of our members have bought thousands of things on kickstarter!". Obviously that last one doesn't have the same appeal.

They wouldn't have even needed to buy anything, you can back thousands of Kickstarter projects without ever paying a cent. KS scammers will often back a whole bunch of projects that have no chance of meeting their goal just so their membership page shows "Backed 120 projects" to make themselves look more legit.
I remember a project we talked about a while back where a dodgy KSer had made tit-for-tat pledges on other project so that the people running those projects would also throw in a buck on his project, then he cancelled all his pledges and walked away with their money.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
The backers club thing is like a next level clickfarm. Instead of paying people to click things for someone else, people line up to click things and pay their own money for the privilege. Tom Sawyering 2.0.

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

Chekans 3 16 posted:

I checked this tungsten cube kickstarter that was previously in the thread because I used to know the project creator and:



:eyepop:

But...even if he got the cubes, he still doesn't have the money anymore. What would he have done with them?

20 years ago this guy would have invested her college fund in Beanie Babies, Baseball cards and comic books.

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW
"I spent all our money at the strip club."

vs

"I spent all our money at the strip club...and she wouldn't even give me a hj! I'm so sorry!"

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

Harveygod posted:

"I spent all our money at the strip club."

vs

"I spent all our money at the strip club...and she wouldn't even give me a hj! I'm so sorry!"

More like "I spent all our money at the strip club and it turned out it wasn't even a strip club it was just a wall with a lingerie billboard on it."

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
A man in an alley said if I gave him $200 he'd bring me a naked lady. It's been seven months and I'm starting to think he may not come back- or the 72 other guys- I don't think any of them are coming back with naked ladies.

stringball
Mar 17, 2009

Paladinus posted:

The backers club thing is like a next level clickfarm. Instead of paying people to click things for someone else, people line up to click things and pay their own money for the privilege. Tom Sawyering 2.0.

"Give us $380 and we promise you to make that back, no risk at all, we promise!!"

http://backerclub.co/project-submit.php

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

stringball posted:

"Give us $380 and we promise you to make that back, no risk at all, we promise!!"

http://backerclub.co/project-submit.php




This is straight made-up. How can anyone know if the backers found the campaign through their circlejerk projects fest ?


On the other hand that sounds pretty cheap for giving a bit more visibility to your project (which given the amount of people being willingly and joyfully scammed on KS and IGG is all it takes to fund your project).

I'm pretty sure the fuckers like these http://herscugoldsilver.com/ who mass-reblog your KS link charge 10 to 100 times more.

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

SpaceGoatFarts posted:




This is straight made-up. How can anyone know if the backers found the campaign through their circlejerk projects fest ?


On the other hand that sounds pretty cheap for giving a bit more visibility to your project (which given the amount of people being willingly and joyfully scammed on KS and IGG is all it takes to fund your project).

I'm pretty sure the fuckers like these http://herscugoldsilver.com/ who mass-reblog your KS link charge 10 to 100 times more.

Its not impossible to measure and actually happens all the time. That being said, I wouldnt trust a word from backerclub since its basically Ponziclub spelled out in capital letters

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/2015098713/fidget-cube-a-vinyl-desk-toy

we here at antsy labs think that u moving ur fingers doesn't have to be a retard thing but should be celebrated

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

BattleMaster posted:

actually from looking at his comments it could be that so many failing projects broke him and the first truly desperate comments ended up on that tungsten cube

Frankly, l I'm impressed that the "buy metal cubes on aliexpress" kickstarter failed

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



social vegan posted:

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/2015098713/fidget-cube-a-vinyl-desk-toy

we here at antsy labs think that u moving ur fingers doesn't have to be a retard thing but should be celebrated

speaking of retar things let act like the previous pages don't exist

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



i feel bad for reposting so here is the line minder

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1176619426/line-minder-makes-waiting-in-line-or-traffic-stres?ref=category_newest

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

social vegan posted:

speaking of retar things let act like the previous pages don't exist

TBF, that loving cube just started popping up on my Facebook feed. It's hilarious when poo poo were trashtalking here pops up on Facebook like a week later, you got a head start on explaining why it's a bad idea.

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CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen



I need $65,000 so I can stop falling asleep at my truck driving job

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