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Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

sounds like the greens are p "green" to this whole politics thing

# ? Sep 19, 2016 18:54

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Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

a truly terrible snype
just the way i like em

# ? Sep 19, 2016 18:55

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Karl Sharks posted:

um what?

Bad joke about how we drafted the poors to go kill charlies

# ? Sep 19, 2016 18:55

magiccarpet: Jan 3, 2005

Epic High Five posted:

Greens will just say whatever they have to in order to get the conversation off of probing stuff and back onto them ranting about their pet issue

hilldawg just needs to come out in support of the sticky icky to grab some votes

# ? Sep 19, 2016 18:55

Jewel Repetition: Dec 24, 2012; Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Baloogan posted:

ive thought about making a series of "Trump" scenarios, its hard to imagine what would be realistic under a trump presidency.

Every time I try to think about a Trump presidency this song just starts playing in my head.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APIKVLw1tT0

# ? Sep 19, 2016 18:55

SHY NUDIST GRRL: Feb 15, 2011; Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

🐍 hisss y'all hisss

# ? Sep 19, 2016 18:55

mlmp08: Jul 11, 2004; Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration; Nap Ghost

Baloogan posted:

Cuba Embargo, 2017

Newly minted president trump has formed the Cuba Quarantine zone after being snubbed by Castro. Several non-american ships have been turned away from Cuba. A multinational EU task force is sailing to Cuba to challenge the quarantine zone with a UNCLOS cruse. Your only communication with POTUS is via twitter, and your orders aren't... clear. Good luck, Admiral.

It would be :perfect:

if you just changed it to Mexican shores instead.

# ? Sep 19, 2016 18:56

Karl Sharks: Feb 20, 2008; The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Sonic the Hoxhaist posted:

🐍 hisss y'all hisss

# ? Sep 19, 2016 18:56

i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

Baloogan posted:

Cuba Embargo, 2017

Newly minted president trump has formed the Cuba Quarantine zone after being snubbed by Castro. Several non-american ships have been turned away from Cuba. A multinational EU task force is sailing to Cuba to challenge the quarantine zone with a UNCLOS cruse. Your only communication with POTUS is via twitter, and your orders aren't... clear. Good luck, Admiral.

lmao

# ? Sep 19, 2016 18:57

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

Baloogan posted:

Cuba Embargo, 2017

Newly minted president trump has formed the Cuba Quarantine zone after being snubbed by Castro. Several non-american ships have been turned away from Cuba. A multinational EU task force is sailing to Cuba to challenge the quarantine zone with a UNCLOS cruse. Your only communication with POTUS is via twitter, and your orders aren't... clear. Good luck, Admiral.

Oh god please make this scenario and the only thing you get to use are Ohio class submarines.

# ? Sep 19, 2016 18:57

Venom Snake: Feb 19, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

Grey Fox posted:

I heard a similar argument from a 65 yo. bernout going green, only he was insisting that the GOP would impeach Trump because they "realized what a mistake they made"

GOP is very well known for having self reflection

# ? Sep 19, 2016 18:57

HUGE PUBES A PLUS: Apr 30, 2005

Baloogan posted:

ive thought about making a series of "Trump" scenarios, its hard to imagine what would be realistic under a trump presidency.

Trump of course would want a monument in Washington DC built to immortalize himself to the American people. He would look over the real estate of the federal government, and pick the location of the Lincoln Memorial.

When someone from his nervous staff finally gets the nerve to open his mouth and suggest to lord high imperial ruler Trump that the Lincoln Memorial was built in remembrance for one of the country's most loved presidents, Trump would say:

"What made him a great president? He got shot in the head? I like presidents who don't get shot in the head."

The next day Trump News Network would make the announcement that demolition the Lincoln Memorial would begin immediately, and the nation would cheer.

# ? Sep 19, 2016 18:57

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

https://twitter.com/VicenteFoxQue/status/777493097387143168

Trump 2016: nobody,none, only POKEMONES

# ? Sep 19, 2016 18:58

Venom Snake: Feb 19, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

Schnorkles posted:

Shook nate had an interesting post on 538 that if you take all the polls from early June [when it was clear who the nominees would be] they almost perfectly form a sin-wave around a mean of about C +4.5-5. If things turn and we start wandering back up to that level, yeah.

shook nate is penetrating the consciousness of society because I keep hearing people call him that and he is probably not happy lmao

# ? Sep 19, 2016 18:58

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Venom Snake posted:

shook nate is penetrating the consciousness of society because I keep hearing people call him that and he is probably not happy lmao

# ? Sep 19, 2016 19:00

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Venom Snake posted:

shook nate is penetrating the consciousness of society because I keep hearing people call him that and he is probably not happy lmao

good

# ? Sep 19, 2016 19:00

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

In crostabs that would only interest iospace:
https://twitter.com/alanblinder/status/777929301119434753

# ? Sep 19, 2016 19:00

Man Musk: Jan 13, 2010

https://twitter.com/NutOfDeath/status/777544953622728704

# ? Sep 19, 2016 19:00

Karl Sharks: Feb 20, 2008; The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

iospace posted:

In crostabs that would only interest iospace:
https://twitter.com/alanblinder/status/777929301119434753

god bless carpetbagging yankees

# ? Sep 19, 2016 19:01

the bitcoin of weed: Nov 1, 2014

Venom Snake posted:

shook nate is penetrating the consciousness of society because I keep hearing people call him that and he is probably not happy lmao

I've seen it here so often I had to check to make sure it wasn't a word filter

# ? Sep 19, 2016 19:02

StashAugustine: Mar 24, 2013; Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Baloogan posted:

hm that actually sounds fun, whats it called? Usually a US vs cuba scenario is pretty much about bombing cuba back into the stone age.

You can adjust the "Weapons Release Authority" to conserve missiles, and use them sparingly

every time I see a screenshot of CMANO I can't decide if I want to play it or I really, really don't.

# ? Sep 19, 2016 19:02

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Sonic the Hoxhaist posted:

🐍 hisss y'all hisss

# ? Sep 19, 2016 19:04

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

Oiled and Ready posted:

https://twitter.com/VicenteFoxQue/status/777493097387143168

Trump 2016: nobody,none, only POKEMONES

Vicente Fox has a negative opinion of Donald Trump for some reason. Can't imagine why

# ? Sep 19, 2016 19:04

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2016/09/trump-has-secret-plan-to-destroy-isis-by-using-profanity.html?mid=twitter-share-di

TRUMP! *honk*

# ? Sep 19, 2016 19:05

Intel&Sebastian: Oct 20, 2002; colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Man Musk posted:

https://twitter.com/NutOfDeath/status/777544953622728704

To me, best tweet of the election so far. There might be better choices, but this one is mine.

# ? Sep 19, 2016 19:05

mlmp08: Jul 11, 2004; Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration; Nap Ghost

StashAugustine posted:

every time I see a screenshot of CMANO I can't decide if I want to play it or I really, really don't.

But I have been in a job that severely cut my access to war exercises lately and have an itch. Lemme parse that USMTF into regular English.

# ? Sep 19, 2016 19:05

Lum_: Jun 5, 2006

Tatum Girlparts posted:

what game is this

it's the one Baloogan works on when not shitposting

C-SPAM � Baloogan Campaign 2017: Trump v. Mexico-Venezeula-France Axis (loadout tips itt)

# ? Sep 19, 2016 19:06

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

https://twitter.com/VicenteFoxQue/status/776575336116957184

Vicente Fox and Cher - two twitters that I did not expect to be following during a US election.

# ? Sep 19, 2016 19:06