Somfin posted:

I love the bit where the customer starts laughing at it

Also the "No sir that's not my decoy cone, that's my first decoy cone" routine is never not funny

Platystemon posted:

https://fat.gfycat.com/UglyWhiteCentipede.mp4

china bot posted:

A Møøse once stomped my sister...

Chichevache posted:

gently caress, that thing is pretty quick.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

They fight off wolf pack attacks, they need to be pretty drat quick to survive.

ekuNNN posted:

Carbon dioxide posted:

Carbon dioxide posted:

-Zydeco- posted:

"By having the spoon pop off vertically we wont have to include a pin for it to pivot around making the whole package cost ₽0.0001 less to manufacturer!"

quote:

On Confide, the teen says, Weiner got much more explicit, telling her, “I would bust that tight pussy,” adding that he would do that “so hard and so often that you would be limp for a week.” The teenager also says that Weiner sent her pornographic videos, talked constantly about being erect while thinking about her, and asked her to engage in verbal rape fantasies, but backed off when she said she was uncomfortable.

`CBC posted:

For the first time in Canada, a man claiming to be a Freeman on the Land has been charged with what police call "paper terrorism."

Dread Head posted:

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/paper-terrorism-case-leads-to-charge-against-freeman-on-the-land-member-1.3772454

FuhrerHat posted:

100% of Canadian 'freeman on the land' stories are out of Alberta.

quote:

Celebrity ghost hunter Ryan Buell arrested

By Diane Wilson
Wednesday, September 21, 2016 06:37PM
RALEIGH (WTVD) --
A celebrity ghost hunter who once lived in Raleigh is behind bars.

Ryan Daniel Buell, 34, is facing two felony charges related to theft and stolen property.

He's also facing a misdemeanor charge of theft of services. All charges are in Centre County, Penn., where Buell was last known to be living. Buell was arrested on Sept. 18 in Florence County S.C., the state where he grew up.

...


Buell had started a tour called "Conversations with the Dead Tour." Tickets were sold to shows in cities across the US and Canada, but the shows got postponed and then canceled and fans were left with no answers and looking for refunds. Fans were out hundreds of dollars and wanted their money back. Many of them never got a dime back. Some were able to get refunds by disputing the charge with their credit card company.

In 2014, Chip Coffey, a long-time friend of Buell's, was scheduled to be on the "Conversations with the Dead Tour" with Buell. He said thousands of dollars were at stake. At the time, Coffey told me Buell and his team were in charge of all the details for the tour but nothing was booked, despite selling tickets to the show.

"I know that the last accounting I had, with regards to ticket sales for the 'Conversations with the Dead Tour,' it was in excess of $80,000," Coffey said.

2014 was not the first time Buell canceled shows. In 2012, he cancelled shows claiming he was fighting pancreatic cancer. In late 2013, Buell told People Magazine he was close to remission, ready to tour again and he started selling tickets for 2014 to another tour. Yet, several of those shows never happened.

Solice Kirsk posted:

I always wanted to be a paranormal investigator or a life coach or something. Charge $1000 an hour and tell people what they want to hear. Maybe once the financial industry finally collapses I'll try my hand at it.

murphyslaw posted:

GBS just got nuked apparently.

That resulted in quite a bit of salt. Deets here: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3790825

bobjr posted:

Your Computer posted:

I still don't get why they made the general discussion/news/photoshop-thread forum into a 4chan lite in the first place.

bobjr posted:

Jamfrost posted:

Wow. He broke her ankles, her wrists, and her hips.

Malachite_Dragon posted:

So long as we're getting rid of subforums can we get started on that plan to shoot TCC into the sun?

Malachite_Dragon posted:

So long as we're getting rid of subforums can we get started on that plan to shoot TCC into what they think is the sun?

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Yeah she got served

Malachite_Dragon posted:

So long as we're getting rid of subforums can we get started on that plan to shoot TCC into the sun?

Wasabi the J posted:

Don't you dare get rid of the best laugh fuel on these dead gay forums.

Somfin posted:

Why's gran cryin'
'CUZ SHE JUST GOT DUNKED ON
I ain't even lyin'
YO SHE JUST GOT DUNKED ON

Yup yup she was lyin' in the way
So I jumped up in the air
and I dumped it on her face

Malachite_Dragon posted:

So long as we're getting rid of subforums can we get started on that plan to shoot TCC into the sun?

Rondette posted:

Some dude from a reasonably popular UK game show wrote an autobiography in which tells the story of how he 'might have' killed a man.


Turns out, he might actually have.



http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-37437498

Two Feet From Bread posted:

What quazi land do you Europeans live in where you can arrest someone for murder when no one is even known to be dead and no victim has been identified? I mean, I know you all convict people without having them at the trial, but no one can even say someone died.