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Lime Tonics posted:http://i.imgur.com/UP2xuyJ.gifv I'm the double-handed ball slaps.
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Sep 26, 2016 06:28
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Outrail posted:Beautiful. Appropriate anywhere, really. Even snakes without venom can have enough gross poo poo on their teeth to make you sick as hell.
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Sep 26, 2016 06:54
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Trig Discipline posted:Appropriate anywhere, really. Even snakes without venom can have enough gross poo poo on their teeth to make you sick as hell. Komodo dragons are not venomous but I would like not to be bitten by one.
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Sep 26, 2016 07:16
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syscall girl posted:Komodo dragons are not venomous but I would like not to be bitten by one. Scientists only put this myth to bed in 2009, but they are venomous.
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Sep 26, 2016 07:26
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syscall girl posted:Komodo dragons are not venomous but I would like not to be bitten by one. I thought they recently discovered that they actually do have venom.
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E: I am proven wrong!
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Sep 26, 2016 07:34
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Its less that they have venom as it is that they have so much rotting meat in their teeth and other nasty poo poo growing in their mouth that it... well, it's not a good time for any poor soul they get a bite on jesus loving christ
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Sep 26, 2016 07:37
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Hey, I'll happily admit I was wrong. I'll also say that "venomless but just has a really nasty mouth" was cooler.
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Sep 26, 2016 07:43
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At least we humans can always rep the "venomless but has a really nasty mouth" posse 
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Hey, I'll happily admit I was wrong. I'll also say that "venomless but just has a really nasty mouth" was cooler. 
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tacodaemon posted:At least we humans can always rep the "venomless but has a really nasty mouth" posse Eels aren't venomous as far as anyone knows but eel bites are all sorts of nasty. I also have a friend who got bit by a boa, hand got infected, and he got sick as gently caress for a week.
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Sep 26, 2016 08:41
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Hey, I'll happily admit I was wrong. I'll also say that "venomless but just has a really nasty mouth" was cooler. They're alot less metal now.
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TheSpiritFox posted:They're alot less metal now. Well they don't have fangs to inject venom per se, they kind of just.. chew it in. Which is still pretty metal. quote:Based on a thorough analysis of the dragon’s skull, Fry thinks that they kill with a grip, rip and drip tactic. They bite down with serrated teeth and pull back with powerful neck muscles. The result: huge gaping wounds. The venom then quickens the loss of blood and sends the prey into shock.
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Lime Tonics posted:http://i.imgur.com/UP2xuyJ.gifv haha oh man i just realized it's a fake snake
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more liek oldvenomless
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Sep 26, 2016 10:20
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CaptBushido posted:. (leaving alone the fact that they can now basically never take an actual vacation because they're using it all for their parole appointments). Holy poo poo, people who are still serving a sentence for a criminal conviction can't take a vacation? Call the ACLU!
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syscall girl posted:Komodo dragons are not venomous but I would like not to be bitten by one. No... that would be housecats. I knew this because our cat literally put my mum in hospital with a really deep chomp. e: Phanatic posted:Holy poo poo, people who are still serving a sentence for a criminal conviction can't take a vacation? Call the ACLU! Hyperlynx has a new favorite as of 10:42 on Sep 26, 2016 |
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Sep 26, 2016 10:38
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Hyperlynx posted:
They're serving a sentence. It's legal to make prisoners work and pay them below minimum wage. We let them out of prison, we parole them, and allow them to live outside of prison with certain conditions. They get a job outside, and earn some vacation time and some pay. If they have to use that vacation time to comply with those conditions, why's that any different then them having to use some of the pay they earn to buy gas to drive to meet their parole officer, or buy a bus pass to do the same? It's not.
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Phanatic posted:They're serving a sentence. It's legal to make prisoners work and pay them below minimum wage. Being legal doesn't make it morally acceptable. The parole system in America is hosed up due to how easy it is for lovely people to abuse criminals that are attempting to go straight. And hey, guess what? loving them over just makes them much more likely to keep being criminals.
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Sep 26, 2016 11:43
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I'm sure there's a thread or three in D&D where this discussion could take place instead.
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If you want to talk about gun control you can go to the California politics thread. Because that's all we've been able to talk about for a week. Because people can't let the issue drop.
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Sep 26, 2016 12:14
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Don't flip your mother off behind her back when she's recording a Facebook video on her phone https://www.facebook.com/1597885840524675/videos/1656680971311828
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https://twitter.com/SBNationGIF/status/780136118725390336
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Where the hell is this? It looks like an industrial kitchen but none of them are dressed appropriately. I'd say it was like some kind of hippy stoner coop/commune, I've seen their kitchens kitted out like that before, but there's nowhere near enough lovely 311 posters caked with aerosolized grease.
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Ryoshi posted:Where the hell is this? It looks like an industrial kitchen but none of them are dressed appropriately. I'd say it was like some kind of hippy stoner coop/commune, I've seen their kitchens kitted out like that before, but there's nowhere near enough lovely 311 posters caked with aerosolized grease. I assumed a school kitchen.
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Sep 26, 2016 16:25
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Trig Discipline posted:Eels aren't venomous as far as anyone knows but eel bites are all sorts of nasty. I also have a friend who got bit by a boa, hand got infected, and he got sick as gently caress for a week.
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Sep 26, 2016 16:34
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Goons argue that poor hygiene is more badass than having an organ that's specifically designed to create a chemical weapon, surprising no one.
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MizPiz posted:Goons argue that poor hygiene is more badass than having an organ that's specifically designed to create a chemical weapon, surprising no one. It appears when it comes to health and safety administration > engineering.
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Sep 26, 2016 17:29
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MizPiz posted:Goons argue that poor hygiene is more badass than having an organ that's specifically designed to create a chemical weapon, surprising no one. I'm gonna manufacture Kimono Dragon toothbrushes. Just really clean those snappy dressed dragons' teeth.
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Ryoshi posted:Where the hell is this? It looks like an industrial kitchen but none of them are dressed appropriately. I'd say it was like some kind of hippy stoner coop/commune, I've seen their kitchens kitted out like that before, but there's nowhere near enough lovely 311 posters caked with aerosolized grease. Bet you anything that this is an after-hours staff party at a restaurant. Exactly that type of poo poo happens when servers get drunk at their workplace.
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poop dood posted:Bet you anything that this is an after-hours staff party at a restaurant. Exactly that type of poo poo happens when servers get drunk at their workplace. Ha ha look at me I'm a cook woo wooo!
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Outrail posted:Ha ha look at me I'm a cook woo wooo! Except they're probably saying "Ha ha look at me I'm a partygoer woo wooo!"
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Guyver posted:Like Hyperlynx mentioned house cat's mouths are like hate made manifest, it doesn't matter if you wash the bite it's getting infected.
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Ryoshi posted:Nobody out there is actually dumb enough to think that drilling into something is magically going to give it more functionality. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbIAOTTpFdA
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At least the kid has the excuse of being a (okay, really naive) kid. What kind of sad dipshit do you have to be to pull a prank like that?
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I Am Crake posted:What kind of sad dipshit do you have to be to pull a prank like that? New thread title
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I Am Crake posted:At least the kid has the excuse of being a (okay, really naive) kid. What kind of sad dipshit do you have to be to pull a prank like that? I remember listening to the radio personalities Kramer and Twitch talk a guy into shutting down his company's radio station (their rivals) because they pretended to be company technicians over the phone. Later they were behind a hoax about Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake dying in a car accident; that was the one that got them fired. Some people just want to see how far they can go.
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Solice Kirsk posted:I'm gonna manufacture Kimono Dragon toothbrushes. Just really clean those snappy dressed dragons' teeth. A komodo dragon and a kimono dragon are two very different things
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