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Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


FuturePastNow posted:

He'll either do a lot better, or A LOT worse. No in between.

Please explain what "a LOT worse" looks like compared to his first debate. Like, it would have to be take a swing at someone level.

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Nwabudike Morgan
Dec 31, 2007

mcmagic posted:



CHRIST what a car filled with despicable people.

pictured here: The Penguin's car of cronies

CascadeBeta
Feb 14, 2009

by Cyrano4747

Dr. Angela Ziegler posted:

Please explain what "a LOT worse" looks like compared to his first debate. Like, it would have to be take a swing at someone level.

The cockroach briefly rips itself out of the back of his bodysuit. He climbs back in and starts demanding sugar. Real sugar. The best sugar

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

emdash posted:

Drew Carey has supposedly joined Johnson/Weld as their honorary California campaign chair, lol

https://twitter.com/Slate/status/783385174792818689

Michelle with the Trump mic issues subtle burn

Ahahaha god drat she didn't even say it she just tapped the mic I'm dying

Rhesus Pieces
Jun 27, 2005

mcmagic posted:



CHRIST what a car filled with despicable people.

They're reveling in their role as cartoon villains now. They aren't even trying to hide it.

OgreNoah
Nov 18, 2003

CascadeBeta posted:

The cockroach briefly rips itself out of the back of his bodysuit. He climbs back in and starts demanding sugar. Real sugar. The best sugar

You gotta believe that Agent H has a Noisy Cricket up her sleeve.

Supercar Gautier
Jun 10, 2006

People need to stop worrying that Trump will auto-win the next debate based on abstract meta reasons like The Expectations Game.

Actual planet earth factors like "how he conducts himself" and "the words he says with his mouth" are what's going to win or lose him the debate (it's lose, by the way. he will definitely lose again).

Alligator Horse
Mar 23, 2013

I say let Gary Johnson debate. It's not like he'll be able to find the venue anyway.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



SunAndSpring posted:

Don't worry, Hiro is saving the site, via making a board that costs 20 USD to post in.

Also you figure if he deleted /pol/ and all the porn boards he'd easily be able to sustain the site, due to a bunch of losers leaving because "MUH FREE SPEECH" and from the money he saves from not having 5mb pictures of girls with incredibly large balls and dicks uploaded to /d/ at a constant rate.

Well yeah but if there's not abundant Draenei girls then what's the point of 4chan?

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

woke wedding drone posted:

If Trump said that the next day a video would come out with him wearing them

Ivanka wanted a pony ride but he had just lost a billion dollars again so he had to improvise.

canepazzo
May 29, 2006



https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/783390211845812224

And Billy's twitter has been hijacked by Jaden Smith.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Alligator Horse posted:

I say let Gary Johnson debate. It's not like he'll be able to find the venue anyway.

Best part is Iron Abuela would 100% have the balls to debate in a L.E.P.O.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

iospace posted:

Don't forget: Christie is Donnie 's primary coach for this debate :unsmigghh:

*Chrsite puts a 100 case of White Castle on the table*

*Donnie constantly fakes out sharing for hours*

TheOneAndOnlyT
Dec 18, 2005

Well well, mister fancy-pants, I hope you're wearing your matching sweater today, or you'll be cut down like the ugly tree you are.

canepazzo posted:

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/783390211845812224

And Billy's twitter has been hijacked by Jaden Smith.
I Can't Believe This Is The Second Time I've Posted This But It's Not Jaden Smith Unless Every Word Has Its First Letter Capitalized.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

emdash posted:

Drew Carey has supposedly joined Johnson/Weld as their honorary California campaign chair, lol

https://twitter.com/Slate/status/783385174792818689

Michelle with the Trump mic issues subtle burn

Ain't no dunk like a Michelle Obama dunk.

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

canepazzo posted:

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/783390211845812224

And Billy's twitter has been hijacked by Jaden Smith.

Who is Bill Mitchell anyways? Whats so important about him that he gets a celebrity status on twitter?

Evil Fluffy
Jul 13, 2009

Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.

nachos posted:

Just catching up and today's swing state polling is just brutal

NC C+6
PA C+10
PA C+9
NV C+3

This year the GOP's going to win PA, no, really guys they totally are! :v:

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

The #1 Threat to Ba Sing Se

Grimey Drawer

emdash posted:

Drew Carey has supposedly joined Johnson/Weld as their honorary California campaign chair, lol

It's starting to seem that Gary Johnson is the only one who realizes his campaign is a joke.

Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer

GreyjoyBastard posted:

Ivanka wanted a pony ride but he had just lost a billion dollars again so he had to improvise.

I'm pretty sure no amount of lost money is gonna stop Donald Trump from giving Ivanka a pony ride.

YouSpoonyBard
May 10, 2007
You Killed Anna!

Well tonight just got more interesting!

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/783391423663964160

Of course he couldn't let Pence have the spotlight tonight, jesus christ

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Crowsbeak posted:

Who is Bill Mitchell anyways? Whats so important about him that he gets a celebrity status on twitter?

he's nobody (conservative radio host out of charlotte)

he's literally internet famous for saying dumb, dumb things about the election

canepazzo
May 29, 2006



Buckle up for the VP debate folks - DJT is gonna livetweet the event :getin:

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

Lightning Knight posted:

I'm pretty sure no amount of lost money is gonna stop Donald Trump from giving Ivanka a pony ride.

Well, He at least isn't going to say no to her riding cowgirl.

Bassetking
Feb 20, 2008

And it is, it is a glorious thing, to be a Basset King!
Ohio, among likely voters

Quinnipiac
Sep 25 – Oct 5, 2015
1,180 Registered Voters
T 42 C 43 O 3 U 12 Clinton +1
Quinnipiac
Sep 27 – Oct 2
497 Likely Voters
T 47 C 42 O 7 U 4 Trump +5
UPI/CVOTER
Sep 19 – Oct 2
548 Likely Voters
T 49 C 48 O 4 Trump +1
Ipsos/Reuters
Sep 9 – Sep 29
769 Likely Voters
T 43 C 44 U 13 Clinton +1
TargetSmart/William and Mary
Sep 15 – Sep 22
652 Likely Voters
T 37 C 40 O 12 U 2 Clinton +3

What the actual gently caress, Quinnipiac? I found another Quinnipiac poll on the third that's saying T +3. I have no actual staggering gently caress what is going on in my state, but I am Arzying Hard here in Ohio.

TheOneAndOnlyT
Dec 18, 2005

Well well, mister fancy-pants, I hope you're wearing your matching sweater today, or you'll be cut down like the ugly tree you are.

YouSpoonyBard posted:

Well tonight just got more interesting!

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/783391423663964160

Of course he couldn't let Pence have the spotlight tonight, jesus christ
So which phone did this tweet come from? Because something tells me it's not going to be Donny doing the live tweeting tonight.

hiddenriverninja
May 10, 2013

life is locomotion
keep moving
trust that you'll find your way

Lightning Knight posted:

I'm pretty sure no amount of lost money is gonna stop Donald Trump from giving Ivanka a pony ride.

I have to wonder how she feels about how her father feels about her. Like, does she hate him but has to be quiet to not be written out of a will?

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Bassetking posted:

Ohio, among likely voters

Quinnipiac
Sep 25 – Oct 5, 2015
1,180 Registered Voters
T 42 C 43 O 3 U 12 Clinton +1
Quinnipiac
Sep 27 – Oct 2
497 Likely Voters
T 47 C 42 O 7 U 4 Trump +5
UPI/CVOTER
Sep 19 – Oct 2
548 Likely Voters
T 49 C 48 O 4 Trump +1
Ipsos/Reuters
Sep 9 – Sep 29
769 Likely Voters
T 43 C 44 U 13 Clinton +1
TargetSmart/William and Mary
Sep 15 – Sep 22
652 Likely Voters
T 37 C 40 O 12 U 2 Clinton +3

What the actual gently caress, Quinnipiac? I found another Quinnipiac poll on the third that's saying T +3. I have no actual staggering gently caress what is going on in my state, but I am Arzying Hard here in Ohio.

Ohio unfortunately looks pretty comfortably Trump unless Hillary's GOTV tilts things.

Goatman Sacks
Apr 4, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Bassetking posted:

Ohio, among likely voters

Quinnipiac
Sep 25 – Oct 5, 2015
1,180 Registered Voters
T 42 C 43 O 3 U 12 Clinton +1
Quinnipiac
Sep 27 – Oct 2
497 Likely Voters
T 47 C 42 O 7 U 4 Trump +5
UPI/CVOTER
Sep 19 – Oct 2
548 Likely Voters
T 49 C 48 O 4 Trump +1
Ipsos/Reuters
Sep 9 – Sep 29
769 Likely Voters
T 43 C 44 U 13 Clinton +1
TargetSmart/William and Mary
Sep 15 – Sep 22
652 Likely Voters
T 37 C 40 O 12 U 2 Clinton +3

What the actual gently caress, Quinnipiac? I found another Quinnipiac poll on the third that's saying T +3. I have no actual staggering gently caress what is going on in my state, but I am Arzying Hard here in Ohio.

Sorry your state is poo poo but she don't need it

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster

Bassetking posted:


What the actual gently caress, Quinnipiac? I found another Quinnipiac poll on the third that's saying T +3. I have no actual staggering gently caress what is going on in my state, but I am Arzying Hard here in Ohio.

You have a lot of old white people without college degrees who say they are motivated to vote. Sorry.

Hopefully they are lying and fewer turn out than they say!

Sulphagnist
Oct 10, 2006

WARNING! INTRUDERS DETECTED

theflyingorc posted:

he's nobody (conservative radio host out of charlotte)

he's literally internet famous for saying dumb, dumb things about the election

His feed isn't even that popular. USPOL is probably a good chunk of his readership there.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Bassetking posted:

Ohio, among likely voters

Quinnipiac
Sep 25 – Oct 5, 2015
1,180 Registered Voters
T 42 C 43 O 3 U 12 Clinton +1
Quinnipiac
Sep 27 – Oct 2
497 Likely Voters
T 47 C 42 O 7 U 4 Trump +5
UPI/CVOTER
Sep 19 – Oct 2
548 Likely Voters
T 49 C 48 O 4 Trump +1
Ipsos/Reuters
Sep 9 – Sep 29
769 Likely Voters
T 43 C 44 U 13 Clinton +1
TargetSmart/William and Mary
Sep 15 – Sep 22
652 Likely Voters
T 37 C 40 O 12 U 2 Clinton +3

What the actual gently caress, Quinnipiac? I found another Quinnipiac poll on the third that's saying T +3. I have no actual staggering gently caress what is going on in my state, but I am Arzying Hard here in Ohio.

Wait, did we really get a Q poll with Hillary ahead in Ohio? :psyduck:
e: nvm, I'm dumb. that's from 2015

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


Remember when Donald Trump took time during a presidential debate to call out Rosie O'Donnell for literally no reason apropos of nothing with precisely zero potential positive effect on his campaign because he's a baby who holds onto petty celebrity grudges for a decade?

1337JiveTurkey
Feb 17, 2005

theflyingorc posted:

he's nobody (conservative radio host out of charlotte)

he's literally internet famous for saying dumb, dumb things about the election

I won't be satisfied until someone can force him to say "Wealth beyond measure, Outlander" in one of his hot takes.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

iospace posted:

Wait, did we really get a Q poll with Hillary ahead in Ohio? :psyduck:
e: nvm, I'm dumb. that's from 2015

That's not from 2015, no one was polling Trump/Clinton yet.

djw175
Apr 23, 2012

by zen death robot

hiddenriverninja posted:

I have to wonder how she feels about how her father feels about her. Like, does she hate him but has to be quiet to not be written out of a will?

Someone please post that gif of when he groped her butt.

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

emdash posted:

Drew Carey has supposedly joined Johnson/Weld as their honorary California campaign chair, lol

https://twitter.com/Slate/status/783385174792818689

Can Michelle have a turn being POTUS after Hillary is done? I want to vote for her.

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Antti posted:

His feed isn't even that popular. USPOL is probably a good chunk of his readership there.

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/783392619749634049

this man has never had a thought before

Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer

hiddenriverninja posted:

I have to wonder how she feels about how her father feels about her. Like, does she hate him but has to be quiet to not be written out of a will?

I dunno. I feel kind of bad for her, what with the incest-driven fascist con man for a father, but on the other hand she's not a shining paragon of virtue either and she's still going to come out of it immensely rich and sheltered for life, so...

Like she doesn't deserve constant sexual harassment but outside of that particular issue I'm not going to trip over myself to worry about the well-being of a rich white chick.

emdash
Oct 19, 2003

and?

hahah that one actually makes me think it might all be an act

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Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

YouSpoonyBard posted:

Well tonight just got more interesting!

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/783391423663964160

Of course he couldn't let Pence have the spotlight tonight, jesus christ

If Kaine does as well as I think he will, Trump makes an rear end of himself, and the Orioles win the wild card game, this may shape up to be a really good night. Two out of three ain't bad, of course, any combination of those will work for me

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