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Dial-a-Dog posted:Haha yeah it's definitely weird, but I'm assuming there was probably other stuff the dude wrote off or ignored and this was her hail Mary pass Most definitely.
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loquacius posted:Be the change you want to see in the world then, smash the patriarchy "My crush came over in a nurse outfit and her boobs were all hanging out and stuff, soooo distracting. She kept talking about examining me and putting on rubber gloves real slow. Well, long story short, 3 consultations later I'm still not vaccinated for Typhoid! What gives reddit?"
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# ? Oct 4, 2016 21:59 |
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Oh man I can't say something direct to him... women aren't supposed to be like that. That would go against the patriarchy! You know what the patriarchy loves though? Loud, public displays of female sexuality.
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# ? Oct 4, 2016 22:05 |
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Yeah younger me was guilty as well, I "get it" and hope reddit helps him out. "She's been joking about how we 'totally could have been having sex all day', but that's weird because we were just hanging out. Oh, and now she's tired, too tired to drive home right now. I guess she can stay in my room tonight, she did ask nicely. *lays out a sleeping bag on the floor*"
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# ? Oct 4, 2016 22:07 |
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Yeah I dunno I'm still not really seeing here how "societal expectations" is an extenuating circumstance for the exact manner in which you have teen sex, but "cripplingly low self-esteem" is not
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# ? Oct 4, 2016 22:09 |
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quote:Me [25 M] with my Girlfriend [24F] Longish, Need advice on how to get over her cheating on me with 4 friends over time
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# ? Oct 4, 2016 22:10 |
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:"My crush came over in a nurse outfit and her boobs were all hanging out and stuff, soooo distracting. She kept talking about examining me and putting on rubber gloves real slow. Well, long story short, 3 consultations later I'm still not vaccinated for Typhoid! What gives reddit?" Pick posted:"She's been joking about how we 'totally could have been having sex all day', but that's weird because we were just hanging out. Oh, and now she's tired, too tired to drive home right now. I guess she can stay in my room tonight, she did ask nicely. *lays out a sleeping bag on the floor*"
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# ? Oct 4, 2016 22:10 |
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"Help, reddit, I'm starting to think this girl I cheated on repeatedly might be cheating on me! What do I do???"
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# ? Oct 4, 2016 22:13 |
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It looks like they both got it out of their systems, they should probably have a baby so they can solidify their love.
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# ? Oct 4, 2016 22:25 |
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It is kind of funny in retrospect.
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# ? Oct 4, 2016 22:29 |
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God, I can hear the Jnco jean chains rattling through that post.
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# ? Oct 4, 2016 22:30 |
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Ross Perowned posted:God, I can hear the Jnco jean chains rattling through that post. Can you please edit this post? I'm gonna use it to devastate someone in the future and I want to look original.
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# ? Oct 4, 2016 22:36 |
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My girlfriends need to be specialists, I can't just drink and do drugs with the same person
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# ? Oct 4, 2016 22:40 |
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batteries! posted:My girlfriends need to be specialists, I can't just drink and do drugs with the same person drat, I have been enjoying booze and weed with my girlfriend like a scrub. I really should diversify.
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# ? Oct 4, 2016 22:47 |
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My bf is such an rear end in a top hat.quote:He bought molly and we took it maybe an hour ago, and it hasn't worked yet. Should I break up with him? He's 22 and I'm 20 and we've been dating for about 4 months. We normally watch King of the Hill and I give him bj's before I fall asleep.
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# ? Oct 4, 2016 23:00 |
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sever imo
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# ? Oct 4, 2016 23:04 |
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IT'S MDMA GOD DAMMIT HE BOUGHT BUNK MDMA
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# ? Oct 4, 2016 23:04 |
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Nazzadan posted:My bf is such an rear end in a top hat. I think the translation is he got conned and bought fake/weak drugs???
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# ? Oct 4, 2016 23:06 |
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I think this might have been posted last threadquote:So anyways, I'm 18, he's 22, and we've been dating for around a year. He's a pretty active poster on this one site and I found a topic he made. Basically in the topic he and some of his friends talk about 'schwing-worthy' topics and pictures, the majority of these pictures being pictures of underage anime girls who look like they're twelve. My bf is really into the anime scene btw. I (25F) only crave intimacy with anime characters quote:I have never been in a relationship, and never felt the need for one. There were guys who courted me, but I have only felt fearful, avoidant, and repulsed by such attempts. I have no problems being friends with males, but once they express a desire to move beyond a platonic relationship, I break off all ties.
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# ? Oct 4, 2016 23:18 |
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Pick posted:"She's been joking about how we 'totally could have been having sex all day', but that's weird because we were just hanging out. Oh, and now she's tired, too tired to drive home right now. I guess she can stay in my room tonight, she did ask nicely. *lays out a sleeping bag on the floor*" I knew a guy in my freshman coed dorm whose high-school girlfriend came to visit. He asked one of our female friends, whose roommate was gonna be out of town that weekend, if his girlfriend could sleep in her roommate's bed. When she asked him why his girlfriend didn't sleep in his bed, he said "But where will I sleep?" Catholic, not Mormon.
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# ? Oct 4, 2016 23:24 |
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Nazzadan posted:I (25F) only crave intimacy with anime characters Isn't this the building block behind everyone who comes out being asexual?
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# ? Oct 4, 2016 23:24 |
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classic thread https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3444416
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# ? Oct 4, 2016 23:51 |
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Lol yeah I think the anime one is what prompted me to post the original thread, if zelda counts as anime maybe she can get with the zelda guy. I still wanna know where "my partner doesn't know I'm a girl" went.
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# ? Oct 4, 2016 23:54 |
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quote:I [25F] found out my fiance [31M] married his close friend [35M] who he stays over with when he works elsewhere in the country; I'm a mum to [4/M], where do I go next?
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 00:41 |
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I don't know much about English law but I don't understand why he'd need to marry his bro to stay over at his house a bunch. Is it just a really bad lie or is there actually some legal reason for it?
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 00:52 |
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Panfilo posted:he should poo poo at work since he's at least getting paid for it The only way to live
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 00:53 |
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Tender Bender posted:When I hear my crush masturbating right next to me, I: Go outside and sit in the cold, windswept grass, frozen in terror until the sun comes up. Don't forget to post about it on reddit!
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 00:57 |
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Nazzadan posted:I (25F) only crave intimacy with anime characters I crave too
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 01:07 |
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reddit in response to some girl admitting she changed her okcupid answers to get a higher match % with some boy back in high school posted:I've done something like this. Basically I am a man of voracious sexual appetite combined with the fatal character flaw of falling in love with every woman who pays me the least bit attention, so one day at work a random girl came in and made delightful small talk with me in a way that really excited my roosevelt and naturally I decided that i would try to get her to love me, but once she left I realized i'd probably be better off watching from afar before i try to make any move.
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 01:13 |
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oh dear sweet baby jesus. turn the internet off.
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 01:21 |
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quote:Toccata and Fugue in poo poo Minor- an artful evacuation of the rectum. Sensual yet gripping: it sounded like she was making fart noises with her mouth, but I could detect the verisimilitude. It was sublime. I conducted my typical stealthy masturbatory symphony, relishing in the stench reeking into my stall from hers.
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 01:24 |
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dont doxx me
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 01:27 |
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rrelationships: perched on a toilet like a crow to hide my hairy ankles and crocs
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 01:29 |
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Snatched a pube like Smeagol
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 01:35 |
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I still can't hide in womens' restrooms without wistfully remembering that great day.
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 01:36 |
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Helsing posted:My [24F] father [60'SM] attacked my brother [16M]. My brother knocked him out and my father committed suicideNon-Romantic Sounds pretty romantic to me?
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 01:36 |
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Non-romantic is the best punchline because it's always attached to something incredibly weird or tragic
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 01:39 |
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That guy writes like a wannabe Humbert Humbert that is into stalking girls and hearing them poo poo instead of pedophilia.
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 02:08 |
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:rrelationships: perched on a toilet like a crow to hide my hairy ankles and crocs
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 02:15 |
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that guys comment history...quote:This reminds me of one of my earliest truly sexual memories, something that profoundly affected me and changed the way I viewed human sexuality. My sister was a few years older than me so when I was in the depths of early adolescent sexual depravity she was a gorgeous 17 year old nymph who would often prance around the house in a bra and panties, sauntering and pouting with all the sexual energy of a healthy proud young woman. She knew I admired her figure, and was always quick to let me run sunscreen or lotion on her and maybe even "accidently" grab her boob and she'd laugh and giggle and I'd run off to the nearest bathroom or portajohn to rub one out so it was quite a healthy and happy sibling relationship. I knew from careful observation and the occasional foray into her trash can and hamper that she was indeed sexually active, but the degree of her exploits was unknown to me until I discovered, while searching for a token to keep in my fap box, a rubbery black strapon, hidden carefully in the back of that no-man's-land between headboard and wall. A quick scientific sniff led me to conclude the use of this artificial phallus was both masturbatory and coital, and you can be sure that for the rest of the time I lived at home, that black strapon kept me company during my darkest and most lonesome moments. https://www.reddit.com/user/lostkeysblameHofmann
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