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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:Weddings are a horrible mess. My sister took her wedding fund, used it as a down payment on a house, and we got kegs, wine, a speaker system, tent, and huge catering trays of awesome Italian food for like $2000. The whole elaborate wedding was basically another great capitalistic invention. Originally they were more informal affairs.
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LethalGeek posted:Depends if the law school table is set over a trap door into the pits of hell where those people belong and how much you like your spider friend Sorry, the hell mouth is beneath the indie game developer table. I just won't compromise on that sweetheart, I can't
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 01:48 |
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Panfilo posted:Some people actually know how to save and budget for the wedding they want? Also, big parties are fun. p sure it's possible to have a big fun party without a 13,000 dollar dress.
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 01:50 |
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etalian posted:The whole elaborate wedding was basically another great capitalistic invention. Well they were also business transactions, so let's not romanticize the past too much
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 01:50 |
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:Well they were also business transactions, so let's not romanticize the past too much ill trade you three goats and half a camel done
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 01:55 |
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We are planning a "big wedding" but in a way that won't put us in debt because we love parties and planning stuff. I hope this does not offend GBS.
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 02:08 |
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it better be your third marriage, mister!
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 02:11 |
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On what number marriage can you be sure that it isn't going to work out? I would say 3, but maybe in some special cases I could see it being pushed back to 4. If one of the people has face tattoos decrease this number by 1. I both people have face tattoos decrease this number by 2.
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 02:17 |
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Pick posted:Sorry, the hell mouth is beneath the indie game developer table. I just won't compromise on that sweetheart, I can't I can't say I can argue against this
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 02:18 |
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I put on a tough face because deep down I am so obedient and submissive. I will only ever belong exclusively to the man who is brave enough to stalk all of my something awful posts
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 02:20 |
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Pick posted:Weddings are just IRL unboxing videos. Lmao
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 02:25 |
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$13k on a wedding dress is loving mental. If you find a design you like that much I'm loving positive you could have it remade at less than 1.5k I spent less than 1.3k on the engagement ring. And that felt like a loving steal considering a diamond of equivalent size would've cost 8k. Moissanite is badass. (Lab made only, it's carbon + silicone and a 9.5 on the hardness scale; which is logarithmic, a diamond @ 10 is like 4x stronger than a sapphire/ruby at 8. And it lacks the cleavage that a diamond has, and it's only found in meteors in natural form) Anyway. Rip
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 02:31 |
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Better Fred Than Dead posted:1.3k on the engagement ring. lol
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 02:32 |
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Please lol. When these 13k dresses are probably wearing 10k rings. Spend 300 on your engagement ring if you want, idc. I've no opinion.
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 02:32 |
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Spend the majority of your funds on a really nice honeymoon holiday. The wedding should just be a venue and a huge amount of your drug of choice so your families and friends can get trashed together.
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 02:40 |
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lol who the gently caress gives a poo poo how much you spend on an engagement ring
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 02:47 |
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post more funny broken redditors tia
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 02:47 |
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Better Fred Than Dead posted:$13k on a wedding dress is loving mental. If you find a design you like that much I'm loving positive you could have it remade at less than 1.5k Wedding dresses are hawt tho.
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 02:51 |
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I'm really glad I'm a loner. Some of these stories...
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 02:53 |
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flerp posted:lol who the gently caress gives a poo poo how much you spend on an engagement ring The whole three month salary rule of thumb was invented by De Beers diamond cartel. Hell, even the whole expensive ring is another clever bit of advertising.
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 02:55 |
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Salty Josh posted:I'm really glad I'm a loner. Some of these stories... r/relationships: There are worse things than being alone.
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 02:56 |
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Moon Atari posted:r/relationships: There are worse things than being alone. Thanks for that man.
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 02:58 |
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Better Fred Than Dead posted:$13k on a wedding dress is loving mental. If you find a design you like that much I'm loving positive you could have it remade at less than 1.5k Moh's hardness scale isn't logarithmic, it's ordinal. It's just a ranking of what is harder than what, there isn't a direct conversion to any of the proper objective measures of hardness.
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 03:00 |
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You loving lame nerds and your pissing contests on who is cheaper and still enjoyed yourselves are tacky as gently caress.
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 03:14 |
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Hey me and my wife spent $850 at our favorite dive for our wedding (lol at anyone not just wearing a dress you already own) with our friends and it was great!
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 03:16 |
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Uncle Enzo posted:Moh's hardness scale isn't logarithmic, it's ordinal. It's just a ranking of what is harder than what, there isn't a direct conversion to any of the proper objective measures of hardness. r/relationships: Moh's hardness scale isn't logarithmic, it's ordinal.
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 03:24 |
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i crafted my engagement rings out of rebar and we had our wedding at the town dump. at the end we gathered 2 truckloads of recyclables and came out with a slick net profit in the end. also I found a pair of doc martens that fit.
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 03:25 |
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I (33m) overheard my girlfriend (28f) making fun of me pretty brutally to her best friend (27m). When I say brutally... I mean brutally.quote:My girlfriend, "Jenna", and I have been together for 2 years, a little over.
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 03:30 |
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i know a relationship built on mutual respect when i see it. fight for her
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 03:40 |
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Uncle Enzo posted:Moh's hardness scale isn't logarithmic, it's ordinal. It's just a ranking of what is harder than what, there isn't a direct conversion to any of the proper objective measures of hardness. flerp posted:r/relationships: Moh's hardness scale isn't logarithmic, it's ordinal. Thank you, sincerely. I knew it wasn't linear, at least.
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 03:41 |
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CodfishCartographer posted:I (33m) overheard my girlfriend (28f) making fun of me pretty brutally to her best friend (27m). When I say brutally... I mean brutally. In the cold light of reason he probably could have deduced this girl is just stringing along her boy toy by making him feel good in comparison to her real, actual, I-am-having-sex-with-this boyfriend. It's lovely and manipulative and suggests this woman has a fragile self-esteem, but at least she probably doesn't believe the poo poo she's saying. On the other hand I probably would have thrown a big fit and threw the necklace into the ocean, I don't know. Sounds like he's about to either dodge a bullet or turn and run head-first into one. I need an update on this bad boy.
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 03:53 |
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Tom Gorman posted:i crafted my engagement rings out of rebar and we had our wedding at the town dump. at the end we gathered 2 truckloads of recyclables and came out with a slick net profit in the end. also I found a pair of doc martens that fit.
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 04:05 |
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The spoiled rich kid thing strikes me as true. I've seen something like that with a family friend. He's pushing 50 now and hasn't had a real job since he was 20. Always siphoned off 6 figures from his parents either in an allowance or make work position at their company -plus they paid all real expenses so he's never had to learn to budget. The dad at least realizes he's made a monster but knows the manchild is dead without them and both parents are too spineless to enforce rules or lower his allowance. And funny enough their daughter is on divorce #3 wait... do I know that reddit OP? Coolness Averted fucked around with this message at 04:16 on Oct 6, 2016 |
# ? Oct 6, 2016 04:12 |
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Just remembered I need some white shoes.
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 04:17 |
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Just remembered I need some white shoes. But it is after labor day!
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 04:28 |
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Rockin Orthodontist posted:But it is after labor day! Perfect time to find some on sale. Viva capitalism.
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 04:30 |
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CodfishCartographer posted:I (33m) overheard my girlfriend (28f) making fun of me pretty brutally to her best friend (27m). When I say brutally... I mean brutally. This is rock solid bullshit through and through. 'Oh wow I just happened to have my arms full of flowers and gifts and food when I walked in to hear my girlfriend giving a savage, well-articulated takedown of my sad dick to another guy'. The story couldn't be more unbelievable if he'd showed up with an engagement ring in his hand and found her sucking off ten dudes at once. ClamdestineBoyster posted:Just remembered I need some white shoes. Get some brown loafers and bleach those fuckers.
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 04:49 |
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Regulation Size posted:Man, the Japs have already stopped dating each other and sworn themselves to anime celibacy, and the benefits are clear. Because, you know what Japan doesn't have? r/relationships I am in Japan and my SIL won't stop mentioning I own an ugly cat to everyone I meet. Causing some resentment [everyone is in their 20s-30s] quote:I am dating a Japanese man, Kenji, who is amazing. He is [28M] and I am [25F]. We don't live together but have been dating for 3 years. We also live in the same apartment building, so I walk two feet to see him.
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# ? Oct 6, 2016 05:22 |
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Moon Atari posted:r/relationships: There are worse things than being alone. Accurate. Jack Trades fucked around with this message at 05:33 on Oct 6, 2016 |
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CodfishCartographer posted:I (33m) overheard my girlfriend (28f) making fun of me pretty brutally to her best friend (27m). When I say brutally... I mean brutally. Person convinced that 4" is average spotted. Also person that thinks education equals IQ.
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