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Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx

Instant Sunrise posted:

only this guy can bring down paul ryan



Picture taken from fraternity composite.

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davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
https://twitter.com/FoxNews/status/785994990031736832

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Instant Sunrise posted:

only this guy can bring down paul ryan



Mr.Bean?

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.


And yet we probably won't get any "everyone other than Millennials is killing America" articles. :sigh:

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.


YES YES

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Things literally couldn't be going any better for Hillary and the Democratic Party and yet because of some nebulous feeling of worry in some peoples fragile minds there are still people here who can't not contemplate things going badly.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004





Oh man whoever said I would get my "No gently caress you, dad!" moment tonight was right on the ball.

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax

Instant Sunrise posted:

only this guy can bring down paul ryan



Bizzarro Paul Ryan?

Instant Sunrise posted:

only this guy can bring down paul ryan



Max Headroom?

Instant Sunrise posted:

only this guy can bring down paul ryan



N64 Goldeneye Pierce Brosnan?

greatn fucked around with this message at 01:19 on Oct 12, 2016

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

SomeMathGuy posted:

And yet we probably won't get any "everyone other than Millennials is killing America" articles. :sigh:

I thought the reason Millenials were going to elect Trump was because we don't vote, not because we support Trump?

lozzle
Oct 22, 2012

by zen death robot
What does BIll O'Reilly think of all this anyways.

I would never subject myself to his ramblings but he must have an opinion.

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010

Islam is the Lite Rock FM posted:

Thermodynamics does not work like that.

Are you saying that Kyubey lied to me!? //◕ ‿‿ ◕\\

Charlz Guybon fucked around with this message at 01:19 on Oct 12, 2016

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Things literally couldn't be going any better for Hillary and the Democratic Party and yet because of some nebulous feeling of worry in some peoples fragile minds there are still people here who can't not contemplate things going badly.

it's like someone thinking the seahawks had a chance after butler made the pick.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Things literally couldn't be going any better for Hillary and the Democratic Party and yet because of some nebulous feeling of worry in some peoples fragile minds there are still people here who can't not contemplate things going badly.

The stakes are really really high.

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
Jokes on us when Russian hackers fix the ballot in 30 states.

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Yoshifan823 posted:

I thought the reason Millenials were going to elect Trump was because we don't vote, not because we support Trump?

That purple bar includes not voting. Surprise, turns out it's just yet more bullshit hot takes.

Ciaphas
Nov 20, 2005

> BEWARE, COWARD :ovr:


I just had thoughts about Igrab-Cuntra and Trump's gross photos/insinutations about Ivanka in my brain at the same time, and I feel rather uncomfortable right now

smug n stuff
Jul 21, 2016

A Hobbit's Adventure

Yoshifan823 posted:

No matter how happy Hillary will be when she wins in November, it will never match the 3 month long joygasm John Boehner has been feeling.

Two out of his last four tweets have been about a birthday song.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




davecrazy posted:

Jokes on us when Russian hackers fix the ballot in 30 states.

I read this as "Russian hookers" and was left very confused for a second.

lozzle
Oct 22, 2012

by zen death robot

Groovelord Neato posted:

it's like someone thinking the seahawks had a chance after butler made the pick.

why must you remind me of this :smith:

Instant Sunrise
Apr 12, 2007


The manger babies don't have feelings. You said it yourself.

Lightning Knight posted:

Man, I have to live in Paul Ryan's district. This shithole is responsible for him being a famous person. I want him gone so bad.

They're even endorsing Solen. Like holy poo poo they could've endorsed Nehlen as third party or some dumb poo poo, but this? This is perfection. :allears:

Edit: hey, Solen doesn't have to be pretty, he's an Iraq War vet and... Actually that's literally the only thing I know about him. I don't even really love his platform, he's just Not Paul Ryan.

i honestly do hope solen gets elected for 2 years in this wave election if only to reset the seniority clock on paul ryan

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


lozzle posted:

why must you remind me of this :smith:

because it was the second happiest i've ever felt.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

SomeMathGuy posted:

That purple bar includes not voting. Surprise, turns out it's just yet more bullshit hot takes.

Jill Stein so mad.

Rookersh
Aug 19, 2010

davecrazy posted:

Jokes on us when Russian hackers fix the ballot in 30 states.

I imagine this is fixed by the fact Obama is still President after the election ends, and can get the DHS to investigate this.

Trumpers might throw a fit, but if the evidence is there ( and it would be ) there isn't much they can do.

Also the fact that 33 states are currently working with the DHS to beef up their security, so.....no.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Just check all of the major news sites. Not s single one has even a sub headline about any wikileaks poo poo. Everything is about Trump going to war with the GOP with a healthy side of how mathematically hosed he is.

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

Rookersh posted:

I imagine this is fixed by the fact Obama is still President after the election ends, and can get the DHS to investigate this.

Trumpers might throw a fit, but if the evidence is there ( and it would be ) there isn't much they can do.

"Trump voters will see the facts and be convinced"

Yeah I'm not sure what universe you live in.

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


There's pretty much no chance Trump wins, but with Trump going full maverick on the GOP I have to wonder what would a Trump presidency with Democrat Congress look like? Besides having a lot of yelling I mean.

Themagicalgoat
Oct 5, 2016
The tension is incredible. I hope it will last.

I feel like the guns are cocked, the Mexican standoff is happening. But who will fire first? I don't tell me the tepid dismissals this far are the heat. The real fireworks haven't even started yet. It won't even take Clinton or Oppo research to set it off at this point. Just regular political functioning will push it over. I don't think there's any mechanism for either Trump or the Republican leadership to de-escalate at this point (Preibus' "This is fine," notwithstanding).

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~


Pastrymancy posted:

I'm going to miss campaign Obama. He owns

I'm hoping that once he's out of office Campaign Obama becomes the new normal. He's said he wants to continue talking about political issues and once he no longer needs to worry about trying to keep conservatives somewhat pacified because he has to work with them he should be more free to speak his mind.

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


Augus posted:

There's pretty much no chance Trump wins, but with Trump going full maverick on the GOP I have to wonder what would a Trump presidency with Democrat Congress look like? Besides having a lot of yelling I mean.

Weekly constitutional crises.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Instant Sunrise posted:

only this guy can bring down paul ryan


homie looks like the default white dude in skyrim

lozzle
Oct 22, 2012

by zen death robot

Groovelord Neato posted:

because it was the second happiest i've ever felt.

:arghfist::smith:

I had to watch that game with my Patriots fan friend too.

Oh well we're still better than the Vikings. :hawksin:

WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST GIVE BEAST MODE THE BALL

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Groovelord Neato posted:

it's like someone thinking the seahawks had a chance after butler made the pick.

If Michale Bennet hadn't gone offsides Brady could have saftied at least that's what I tell myself :(

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!
Have you guys heard about Donald Trump? Donald Trump, anybody? The guy thought, he thought that because we'd just had our nation's first black president... he would be a shoo-in for our nation's first orange president!

:downsrim:

Ciaphas
Nov 20, 2005

> BEWARE, COWARD :ovr:


Space Cadet Omoly posted:

I'm hoping that once he's out of office Campaign Obama becomes the new normal. He's said he wants to continue talking about political issues and once he no longer needs to worry about trying to keep conservatives somewhat pacified because he has to work with them he should be more free to speak his mind.

Yeah I'm firmly on the "Obama's gonna be pretty :krad: once he's not shackled so hard to the White House" camp

ponzicar
Mar 17, 2008

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Things literally couldn't be going any better for Hillary and the Democratic Party and yet because of some nebulous feeling of worry in some peoples fragile minds there are still people here who can't not contemplate things going badly.

Statistically speaking, you're likely to survive a single round of Russian roulette, but that doesn't mean you're not entitled to sweat when you pull the trigger.

Zwabu
Aug 7, 2006

Wikileaks pretty much has to be shooting their whole load right now, don't they? Even a numbskull like Assange has to realize by now that Trump is on fire and there's no reason to hold anything back, but it doesn't seem like they have much, as I suspected.

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets

Yoshifan823 posted:

No matter how happy Hillary will be when she wins in November, it will never match the 3 month long joygasm John Boehner has been feeling.

Boehner was saving the '64 Macallan for the October surprise. He knew there was something big. Billy wouldn't shut up about it in Rio, and faint rumors had filtered down to the old Capitol Hill has beens. He had smuggled that bottle out of the office one day when no one was looking, lest he have to declare the scotch as a gift. "Fat chance!" he told himself as he uncorked the bottle, smelling the best Speyside had to offer.

He sat down on the couch with a nice amount of scotch in the decanter and two fingers in a low ball. He plucked a spare eye dropper and dipped it into his specially imported Scottish bottled water, taking care to get just one drop of the slightly chilled water before dropping it in the low ball. He picked up the glass and savored the smell. He paused and relished the moment. He picked up the TV remote and hit play at the moment that he had carefully selected.

Wolf Blitzer's voice boomed in Boehner's living room, "...in the video taken on the Access Hollywood bus, Donald Trump uses lewd language including the phrase 'Grab em by the pussy'..."

"It's going to be a long day," Boehner lamented as he took a slow drag of the Macallan.

Good.

rscott
Dec 10, 2009

Samurai Sanders posted:

My brother is a leftist and he has said "loving liberals" more times than I can count.

Liberal in this case means anyone who doesn't want to size the means of production though

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


Ciaphas posted:

Yeah I'm firmly on the "Obama's gonna be pretty :krad: once he's not shackled so hard to the White House" camp

Wouldn't be shocked if he gets bored and has a run as Illinois governor. I mean, job's his if he wants it.

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OctaMurk
Jun 21, 2013

Ciaphas posted:

Yeah I'm firmly on the "Obama's gonna be pretty :krad: once he's not shackled so hard to the White House" camp

He'll be free to fight for America they way he wants to!

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