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greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
My opinion on dogs and cats is they smell bad and lower the value of your home but I'll happily pet someone else's.

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Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



Despite the resemblance, this cat with a Hitler stache is NOT Trump.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!



When will I be able to buy a human-sized one of those beds :(

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
I bet Trump wouldn't even pardon the Thanksgiving turkey, and would in fact pose with it's roasted corpse like he did with that taco bowl. Full on Joffrey/Ned deal.

(the President pardoning the White House turkey is one of my favorite stupid little traditions, and I just know he'd gently caress it up. Apparently Obama is super into it and insists on dragging Sasha and Malia to the ceremony every year :3:)

Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer

Future historians will pour over photos like this when trying to piece together the ancient religion of "Cat Gifs" and its central tenet of "can haz cheseberger?"

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Crow Jane posted:

Apparently Obama is super into it and insists on dragging Sasha and Malia to the ceremony every year :3:)

This is the most Jed Bartlet thing I've ever heard about Obama, and I love it

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Stereotype posted:

No one is going to care sadly.

He's currently looking into a donation of $264,000, but seems to be getting stonewalled with a bunch of "no comments"

Pastrymancy
Feb 20, 2011

11:13: Despite Gio Gonzalez warning, "Never mix your sparkling juices," Bryce Harper opens another bottle of sparkling grape and mixes it with sparkling cider.

1:07: Harper walks to the 7-11 and orders an all-syrup Slurpee.

1:10-3:05: Harper has no recollection of this time. Aliens?
Asma Khalid is a demographics reporter at NPR that specializes in researching and interviewing voter blocs (I.e. evangelicals, blue-collar workers, etc.) and tracking electoral changes. Some of her work can be listened to in a recent podcast series she did with a FiveThirtyEight reporter, Farai Chideya, on demographics likely to affiliate with R, D, or Undecided. Here's their podcast on it.

She's also been chronicling what it's like to be covering the election as a practicing Muslim-American, and posted this thread today. She's said she's saving most of her material to do a book after the election cycle is over, but her Twitter feed alone is just depressing to read. :smith:

https://twitter.com/asmamk/status/786672972815884290

highme
May 25, 2001


I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!


iospace posted:

Dog Gifs?


We don't deserve Goldens.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Crow Jane posted:

I bet Trump wouldn't even pardon the Thanksgiving turkey, and would in fact pose with it's roasted corpse like he did with that taco bowl. Full on Joffrey/Ned deal.

(the President pardoning the White House turkey is one of my favorite stupid little traditions, and I just know he'd gently caress it up. Apparently Obama is super into it and insists on dragging Sasha and Malia to the ceremony every year :3:)

Obama is everyone's weirdo dad.

I bet he makes a bunch of dad jokes too.

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.

Mr Interweb posted:

Has this been posted?

http://www.mediaite.com/tv/youre-on-your-own-fbn-host-stunned-by-curt-schilling-defending-lewd-trump-remark/

Curt Schilling tries to defend Trump's perverted comments on 10 year olds. It goes about as well as you'd expect.

This is especially great when you remember that Curt went nuts and doxxed a bunch of Twitter douchebags for saying inappropriate things about wanting to gently caress his daughter

http://deadspin.com/curt-schilling-goes-dadmode-on-twitter-trolls-bashing-h-1688969687

But it's p cool when Trump does it I guess

canepazzo
May 29, 2006



https://twitter.com/vplus/status/786677170852749345

A new one, apparently.

Power Walrus
Dec 24, 2003

Fun Shoe

From a few pages back but this really lifted my spirits :3:

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx
I don't want to live on this planet anymore

https://kellyquelette.wordpress.com/2016/10/11/why-im-voting-for-donald-trump/

quote:

I am a white female. A victim of sexual abuse. A Republican. A Christian.

And I am voting for Donald Trump. And I want to tell you why.

First, I want to address the video that was released. What he said years ago was terrible. A man should never feel like he has the power to manipulate or take advantage of a woman against her will. Men should not view women as inferior or as objects. The rape culture in our country is not ok. What he said was NOT OK. There is NO way to justify it. Does he continue to treat women this way? I hope not, but it’s definitely possible. Do I want someone like that as my President? I mean, not really. But if we are talking about rape culture – Hillary Clinton has done MUCH more to contribute to that than Donald Trump. As an attorney, she has reduced the jail time of rapists. She has helped cover up the abuses done by her husband while he was President. Actions like this have MUCH more of a ripple affect than the derogatory comments and actions of Donald Trump. And it’s sad that we even have to compare the two – because NEITHER is acceptable. But we as Americans have allowed our country to get to this point, and it’s because we stopped paying attention. And we have allowed ourselves to become a product of our media and others in power. Again, not excusing what he did/said AT ALL.

We are WAY beyond voting for a President based on their character. None of the candidates have shining character – especially not Trump & especially not Hillary. But when November 8 gets here – one of them is going to be elected President. If you stay home and don’t vote – one of them will be elected President. If you vote for one of the other candidates – Trump or Hillary will still be elected President. If you write in your own nominee – Trump or Hillary will still be elected President. You can talk about how much you hate it all you want, but this is REALITY.

Another reality that I want to address is the fact that the media has done a great job of distracting us from the real issues when it comes to the election. Are racism and sexism HUGE issues in our country? YES. But how are those things resolved? Movements of people coming together. Different races and religions taking time to understand each other. Men learning how to stand up for their sisters and daughters and wives. And guess what? No matter WHO is in office, we can start doing that NOW. The government is not the answer to these issues. These have been issues in our country since day 1, and the MEDIA is much more responsible than the government.

That being said, these are what I believe are the real issues (in terms of the ELECTION).

National Security – Hillary wants open borders. Are you kidding me? In our lifetime, we have been attacked by terrorists FROM OTHER COUNTRIES. Multiple times. Do I think building a wall on the Mexico border is a little dramatic? Yes. Do I want all the Mexicans out of our country? NO. America is a great place. I understand that tons of people want to live here, and I hope that we can continue to provide that opportunity for people legally. My heart breaks for the refugee crisis in Syria. It truly does. But I don’t think it’s unfair to screen who we allow into our country. Especially when they are coming from a part of the world that is home to radical terrorist groups. Ones that openly hate our country. I am not voting for the President of Mexico or the President of Syria or the President of a non-profit organization – I am voting for the President of AMERICA. Donald Trump wants to protect AMERICANS – no matter what race you are. No matter what gender. On the other hand, Hillary, wants to allow anyone and everyone into our country, regardless of the danger she could be putting her own people in. It is not that I don’t want to help people. If you know me, you know my heart breaks for people around the world who live in far worse situations that I will ever have to face. I have been to these places. I have seen it with my own eyes. BUT if we compromise who we are as a nation, and continue to weaken our borders, we will not be able to help anymore. We will not have a safe place to welcome refugees. We will not have opportunities for better lives for immigrants. By protecting AMERICA – we are actually moving more quickly in a direction to keep the world a safer place too. This also includes gun laws. I do think that the screening process should be more intense when you go to buy a gun. But taking guns out of the hands of Americans leaves us completely helpless. People who use guns for the wrong reasons are CRIMINALS. They do not care about laws. They only thing that will change if you take away our guns is that criminals will continue to buy them illegally and more of us will probably die, because we won’t be able to defend ourselves.
Economic Stability – Donald Trump is a businessman, not a politician. He did not pay taxes under legal provisions. He did not pay people who did not do good work. If he becomes President, America will be his business. He will conduct trades and make deals that benefit US. As he should. Because when you are the President – AMERICA is your job. Not the rest of the world. Hillary has made lots of promises that sound great, but they all require MORE TAXES. And yes, a lot of them are on the wealthy, which sounds fair…but guess what? MOST of those wealthy people have gotten to where they are because they worked hard and used smart business practices. And also, those wealthy people are usually successful business people who EMPLOY other people. So by penalizing them, you are not helping anyone. You are taking more money out of the hands of American people and putting more money in the hands of the government.
SUPREME COURT – this is probably the biggest reason I am voting for Donald Trump. Whoever the next President is will likely nominate FIVE Supreme Court judges. FIVE. Even if you hate Donald Trump & everything about him – if you generally identify with conservative policies, then this is CRUCIAL. Whoever is put in those positions will affect the future of our country even more than whoever serves the next four years as President. It’s possible that America would NEVER recover from a 7-2 Democratic majority. We NEED to keep Republicans in the Supreme Court who will uphold the Constitution.
Pro-Life – this is plain and simple. The amount of abortions in our country is horrifying. Hillary believes that even minutes before delivery, a baby does not have constitutional rights. That is absolutely absurd. Babies are born as early as 22 weeks and survive. If you are passionate about any other social issue in America, this should be important to you. Hillary can talk about other social issues all she wants, but her views on abortion show how little she values human life. Period.
There are obviously more issues than these 4. But these are the 4 issues that, in my opinion, will most drastically affect the future of our country. We HAVE to step back and look at the bigger picture. I refuse to be distracted by the social issues that the media continues to put in the forefront of the coverage of this election.

I URGE you to please look at the bigger picture. And above all else to vote. DO NOT STAY HOME. Face the reality of the 2 futures in front of us. Because honestly, voting for someone besides Trump or Hillary is as good as not voting at all. Not to mention, that if someone was spending millions to dig up dirt on them, I’m sure they would have skeletons in their closets too.

P.S. Another reason I am voting for Trump is because of who is running with. Mike Pence is a man of character, faith and integrity. And if this is the first person Trump has “hired,” I have a lot of hope for who else might surround him as he serves his term in the White House.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


highme posted:

We don't deserve Goldens.

My neighbor had one we dubbed the big lug. Like, he was your stereotypical, "I LOVE YOU" golden and would drape himself over your lap. Sadly he passed away many years ago, but every time he'd come over, he'd grab a shoe by the door and bring it to us.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

iospace posted:

My neighbor had one we dubbed the big lug. Like, he was your stereotypical, "I LOVE YOU" golden and would drape himself over your lap. Sadly he passed away many years ago, but every time he'd come over, he'd grab a shoe by the door and bring it to us.

HAI I'Z BROUGHT U A GIFT!

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005


Too crazy didn't read

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Pastrymancy posted:

Asma Khalid is a demographics reporter at NPR that specializes in researching and interviewing voter blocs (I.e. evangelicals, blue-collar workers, etc.) and tracking electoral changes. Some of her work can be listened to in a recent podcast series she did with a FiveThirtyEight reporter, Farai Chideya, on demographics likely to affiliate with R, D, or Undecided. Here's their podcast on it.

She's also been chronicling what it's like to be covering the election as a practicing Muslim-American, and posted this thread today. She's said she's saving most of her material to do a book after the election cycle is over, but her Twitter feed alone is just depressing to read. :smith:

https://twitter.com/asmamk/status/786672972815884290

poo poo like this is why we can't have Trump.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

DICKS FOR DINNER posted:

Tom Cotton is legitimately probably the dumbest person in government. I wouldn't worry about him.

What about Gohmert? He's the House's village idiot.

Pastrymancy
Feb 20, 2011

11:13: Despite Gio Gonzalez warning, "Never mix your sparkling juices," Bryce Harper opens another bottle of sparkling grape and mixes it with sparkling cider.

1:07: Harper walks to the 7-11 and orders an all-syrup Slurpee.

1:10-3:05: Harper has no recollection of this time. Aliens?
E: Beaten, thread moves too fast

Pastrymancy fucked around with this message at 22:31 on Oct 13, 2016

lozzle
Oct 22, 2012

by zen death robot

I got to "I am voting for Trump" and NOPE NOT READING THIS NOPE YOU CAN'T MAKE ME.

I am now going to pretend it doesn't exist.

Harrow
Jun 30, 2012

Anyone posted that spicy new Podesta email that conspiracy theorists are taking to mean Clinton had Scalia killed?

https://twitter.com/DewDamage/status/786484555263778816/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc

Boy do I want to see the wall of conspiracy theories at this dude's house.

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



https://twitter.com/Fahrenthold/status/786679388540633089
I love how this election has led us down a road where we need to determine the price of popcorn in 1989.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

iospace posted:

but every time he'd come over, he'd grab a shoe by the door and bring it to us.

My parents' Great Dane mix does the same thing, and it's adorable :3:. Just kinda started doing it on her own one day, and now all my folks' shoes have tooth marks on them

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Gyges posted:

People own 23 cats. No one owns 23 dogs.

I occasionally volunteer at a local animal shelter and a few of their dogs come from a real horrorshow. Someone had been raising these dogs for years in an old abandoned church or something like that, locked them in and gave them food. The number swelled to something like 50 dogs, maybe more. Then the bastard just abandoned them in there. I don't know how many months passed before they were found, but the dogs who survived did so by eating rats, and in some cases each other. The shelter has 4 or 5 of them and there's little help they'll ever be socialized with humans. At least they get to live their lives with people who care for them, and this shelter doesn't put dogs down except in cases of terminal illness. I live in Florida, but these dogs are refugees from Georgia or South Carolina.


Humans are the worst.

Pastrymancy
Feb 20, 2011

11:13: Despite Gio Gonzalez warning, "Never mix your sparkling juices," Bryce Harper opens another bottle of sparkling grape and mixes it with sparkling cider.

1:07: Harper walks to the 7-11 and orders an all-syrup Slurpee.

1:10-3:05: Harper has no recollection of this time. Aliens?

Spaced God posted:

https://twitter.com/Fahrenthold/status/786679388540633089
I love how this election has led us down a road where we need to determine the price of popcorn in 1989.

I'm not really sure how Fahrenthold stays sane anymore.

Hope he gets a bunch of awards next year though. Or a vacation. Or both.

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx

Harrow posted:

Anyone posted that spicy new Podesta email that conspiracy theorists are taking to mean Clinton had Scalia killed?

https://twitter.com/DewDamage/status/786484555263778816/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc

Boy do I want to see the wall of conspiracy theories at this dude's house.

Yes! Yes! Give in!

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



Pastrymancy posted:

I'm not really sure how Fahrenthold stays sane anymore.

Hope he gets a bunch of awards next year though. Or a vacation. Or both.
I imagine at a certain point you kind of shift into the mode where you're doing the job and that's what matters, like a EMT or a tail gunner or Winston Smith.

Accordion Man
Nov 7, 2012


Buglord
drat straight.

I bet Trump pronounces it like the peanut butter. :haw:

(It's a g, not a j.)

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Trump blaming the press for his tardiness to Columbus rally.

Motto
Aug 3, 2013


I can't understand how people can dislike politicians so much while also possessing unquestioned faith in businessmen, to the point that they'll twist themselves into believing that not paying your employees is actually smart and just.

Motto fucked around with this message at 22:34 on Oct 13, 2016

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Lightning Knight posted:

Future historians will pour over photos like this when trying to piece together the ancient religion of "Cat Gifs" and its central tenet of "can haz cheseberger?"

We've been making the equivilent of these since Ancient Egypt

Jump King
Aug 10, 2011


quote:

Do I think building a wall on the Mexico border is a little dramatic? Yes. Do I want all the Mexicans out of our country? NO.

Evil Fluffy
Jul 13, 2009

Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.
Dogs are better than cats.


:kimchi::kimchi::kimchi::kimchi:

highme
May 25, 2001


I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!


iospace posted:

My neighbor had one we dubbed the big lug. Like, he was your stereotypical, "I LOVE YOU" golden and would drape himself over your lap. Sadly he passed away many years ago, but every time he'd come over, he'd grab a shoe by the door and bring it to us.

If you haven't seen the "Real Life Dug" video that Pixar posted last week, go do that. Also this..

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ColdPie
Jun 9, 2006

Instant Sunrise posted:

tbh what i think needs to happen with policing:
  • disarm the police except for special firearms response units that go out on an as needed basis
  • cops should live in the neighborhoods they patrol and should be required to get to know and understand their community
  • work with minority communities to best fit their needs
  • mandatory body cameras
  • severely curtail the use of swat teams, if not outright eliminate them for most departments. a city like irvine california doesn't need a swat team.
  • more on foot patrols and less reliance on vehicles. having cops in patrol cars all the time creates a social barrier between the police and the surrounding community.

This is all well and good, but you forgot the most important bullet point: pay for all of that. If you're removing police officers from cars, you're going to need to dramatically increase the number of officers employed as their patrol range is going to dramatically decrease. You'll also need officers on standby with vehicles for rapid response situations. I think one of the larger issues behind lovely policing is it's simply a lovely job. In St Paul, the average police officer wage is around $55k. That's significantly less than I get paid to sit at a desk and help nerds play video games on Linux. Policing is a lovely, dangerous job and it pays pretty poorly. As a result, your candidates are people who couldn't find meaningful employment elsewhere. Body cameras aren't free; time spent getting to know the neighborhood is time spent not patrolling (time is money); increased training for deescalation techniques isn't free.

Any proposal to fix policing needs to include a large tax increase to pay for the amount of work you're proposing and to help attract quality candidates. That means raising taxes, and, well...

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

I'd like to get in on this dog-lovin' in the thread, but there's a cat on my chest right now with a paw on my laptop's trackpad and he's purring, so, uh, cats are great, all hail cats!

Munkeymon
Aug 14, 2003

Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.



Accordion Man posted:

drat straight.

I bet Trump pronounces it like the peanut butter. :haw:

(It's a g, not a j.)

He does have his broken clock moments

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

WeAreTheRomans posted:

This is the most Jed Bartlet thing I've ever heard about Obama, and I love it

bad boy in the boy band posted:

Obama is everyone's weirdo dad.

I bet he makes a bunch of dad jokes too.

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Harrow
Jun 30, 2012


Naturally, /r/The_Donald smells blood and is going absolutely nuts over this.

("the Vineyard" is almost certainly Martha's but :ssh: don't tell them)

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