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My opinion on dogs and cats is they smell bad and lower the value of your home but I'll happily pet someone else's.
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# ? Oct 13, 2016 22:15 |
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Despite the resemblance, this cat with a Hitler stache is NOT Trump.
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# ? Oct 13, 2016 22:16 |
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When will I be able to buy a human-sized one of those beds
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# ? Oct 13, 2016 22:16 |
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I bet Trump wouldn't even pardon the Thanksgiving turkey, and would in fact pose with it's roasted corpse like he did with that taco bowl. Full on Joffrey/Ned deal. (the President pardoning the White House turkey is one of my favorite stupid little traditions, and I just know he'd gently caress it up. Apparently Obama is super into it and insists on dragging Sasha and Malia to the ceremony every year )
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# ? Oct 13, 2016 22:17 |
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Future historians will pour over photos like this when trying to piece together the ancient religion of "Cat Gifs" and its central tenet of "can haz cheseberger?"
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# ? Oct 13, 2016 22:17 |
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Crow Jane posted:Apparently Obama is super into it and insists on dragging Sasha and Malia to the ceremony every year ) This is the most Jed Bartlet thing I've ever heard about Obama, and I love it
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# ? Oct 13, 2016 22:18 |
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Stereotype posted:No one is going to care sadly. He's currently looking into a donation of $264,000, but seems to be getting stonewalled with a bunch of "no comments"
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# ? Oct 13, 2016 22:18 |
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Asma Khalid is a demographics reporter at NPR that specializes in researching and interviewing voter blocs (I.e. evangelicals, blue-collar workers, etc.) and tracking electoral changes. Some of her work can be listened to in a recent podcast series she did with a FiveThirtyEight reporter, Farai Chideya, on demographics likely to affiliate with R, D, or Undecided. Here's their podcast on it. She's also been chronicling what it's like to be covering the election as a practicing Muslim-American, and posted this thread today. She's said she's saving most of her material to do a book after the election cycle is over, but her Twitter feed alone is just depressing to read. https://twitter.com/asmamk/status/786672972815884290
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# ? Oct 13, 2016 22:19 |
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iospace posted:Dog Gifs? We don't deserve Goldens.
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# ? Oct 13, 2016 22:19 |
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Crow Jane posted:I bet Trump wouldn't even pardon the Thanksgiving turkey, and would in fact pose with it's roasted corpse like he did with that taco bowl. Full on Joffrey/Ned deal. Obama is everyone's weirdo dad. I bet he makes a bunch of dad jokes too.
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# ? Oct 13, 2016 22:20 |
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Mr Interweb posted:Has this been posted? This is especially great when you remember that Curt went nuts and doxxed a bunch of Twitter douchebags for saying inappropriate things about wanting to gently caress his daughter http://deadspin.com/curt-schilling-goes-dadmode-on-twitter-trolls-bashing-h-1688969687 But it's p cool when Trump does it I guess
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# ? Oct 13, 2016 22:20 |
https://twitter.com/vplus/status/786677170852749345 A new one, apparently.
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# ? Oct 13, 2016 22:21 |
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From a few pages back but this really lifted my spirits
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# ? Oct 13, 2016 22:22 |
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I don't want to live on this planet anymore https://kellyquelette.wordpress.com/2016/10/11/why-im-voting-for-donald-trump/ quote:I am a white female. A victim of sexual abuse. A Republican. A Christian.
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# ? Oct 13, 2016 22:22 |
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highme posted:We don't deserve Goldens. My neighbor had one we dubbed the big lug. Like, he was your stereotypical, "I LOVE YOU" golden and would drape himself over your lap. Sadly he passed away many years ago, but every time he'd come over, he'd grab a shoe by the door and bring it to us.
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# ? Oct 13, 2016 22:22 |
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iospace posted:My neighbor had one we dubbed the big lug. Like, he was your stereotypical, "I LOVE YOU" golden and would drape himself over your lap. Sadly he passed away many years ago, but every time he'd come over, he'd grab a shoe by the door and bring it to us. HAI I'Z BROUGHT U A GIFT!
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# ? Oct 13, 2016 22:24 |
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A Winner is Jew posted:I don't want to live on this planet anymore Too crazy didn't read
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# ? Oct 13, 2016 22:24 |
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Pastrymancy posted:Asma Khalid is a demographics reporter at NPR that specializes in researching and interviewing voter blocs (I.e. evangelicals, blue-collar workers, etc.) and tracking electoral changes. Some of her work can be listened to in a recent podcast series she did with a FiveThirtyEight reporter, Farai Chideya, on demographics likely to affiliate with R, D, or Undecided. Here's their podcast on it. poo poo like this is why we can't have Trump.
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# ? Oct 13, 2016 22:24 |
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DICKS FOR DINNER posted:Tom Cotton is legitimately probably the dumbest person in government. I wouldn't worry about him. What about Gohmert? He's the House's village idiot.
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# ? Oct 13, 2016 22:25 |
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E: Beaten, thread moves too fast
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# ? Oct 13, 2016 22:25 |
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A Winner is Jew posted:I don't want to live on this planet anymore I got to "I am voting for Trump" and NOPE NOT READING THIS NOPE YOU CAN'T MAKE ME. I am now going to pretend it doesn't exist.
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# ? Oct 13, 2016 22:25 |
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Anyone posted that spicy new Podesta email that conspiracy theorists are taking to mean Clinton had Scalia killed? https://twitter.com/DewDamage/status/786484555263778816/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc Boy do I want to see the wall of conspiracy theories at this dude's house.
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# ? Oct 13, 2016 22:25 |
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https://twitter.com/Fahrenthold/status/786679388540633089 I love how this election has led us down a road where we need to determine the price of popcorn in 1989.
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# ? Oct 13, 2016 22:27 |
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iospace posted:but every time he'd come over, he'd grab a shoe by the door and bring it to us. My parents' Great Dane mix does the same thing, and it's adorable . Just kinda started doing it on her own one day, and now all my folks' shoes have tooth marks on them
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# ? Oct 13, 2016 22:27 |
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Gyges posted:People own 23 cats. No one owns 23 dogs. I occasionally volunteer at a local animal shelter and a few of their dogs come from a real horrorshow. Someone had been raising these dogs for years in an old abandoned church or something like that, locked them in and gave them food. The number swelled to something like 50 dogs, maybe more. Then the bastard just abandoned them in there. I don't know how many months passed before they were found, but the dogs who survived did so by eating rats, and in some cases each other. The shelter has 4 or 5 of them and there's little help they'll ever be socialized with humans. At least they get to live their lives with people who care for them, and this shelter doesn't put dogs down except in cases of terminal illness. I live in Florida, but these dogs are refugees from Georgia or South Carolina. Humans are the worst.
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# ? Oct 13, 2016 22:27 |
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Spaced God posted:https://twitter.com/Fahrenthold/status/786679388540633089 I'm not really sure how Fahrenthold stays sane anymore. Hope he gets a bunch of awards next year though. Or a vacation. Or both.
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# ? Oct 13, 2016 22:28 |
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Harrow posted:Anyone posted that spicy new Podesta email that conspiracy theorists are taking to mean Clinton had Scalia killed? Yes! Yes! Give in!
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Pastrymancy posted:I'm not really sure how Fahrenthold stays sane anymore.
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# ? Oct 13, 2016 22:29 |
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Instant Sunrise posted:she's right I bet Trump pronounces it like the peanut butter. (It's a g, not a j.)
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# ? Oct 13, 2016 22:30 |
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Trump blaming the press for his tardiness to Columbus rally.
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# ? Oct 13, 2016 22:30 |
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A Winner is Jew posted:I don't want to live on this planet anymore I can't understand how people can dislike politicians so much while also possessing unquestioned faith in businessmen, to the point that they'll twist themselves into believing that not paying your employees is actually smart and just. Motto fucked around with this message at 22:34 on Oct 13, 2016 |
# ? Oct 13, 2016 22:31 |
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Lightning Knight posted:Future historians will pour over photos like this when trying to piece together the ancient religion of "Cat Gifs" and its central tenet of "can haz cheseberger?" We've been making the equivilent of these since Ancient Egypt
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# ? Oct 13, 2016 22:32 |
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A Winner is Jew posted:I don't want to live on this planet anymore quote:Do I think building a wall on the Mexico border is a little dramatic? Yes. Do I want all the Mexicans out of our country? NO.
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# ? Oct 13, 2016 22:32 |
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Dogs are better than cats.
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# ? Oct 13, 2016 22:34 |
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iospace posted:My neighbor had one we dubbed the big lug. Like, he was your stereotypical, "I LOVE YOU" golden and would drape himself over your lap. Sadly he passed away many years ago, but every time he'd come over, he'd grab a shoe by the door and bring it to us. If you haven't seen the "Real Life Dug" video that Pixar posted last week, go do that. Also this..
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# ? Oct 13, 2016 22:34 |
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Instant Sunrise posted:tbh what i think needs to happen with policing: This is all well and good, but you forgot the most important bullet point: pay for all of that. If you're removing police officers from cars, you're going to need to dramatically increase the number of officers employed as their patrol range is going to dramatically decrease. You'll also need officers on standby with vehicles for rapid response situations. I think one of the larger issues behind lovely policing is it's simply a lovely job. In St Paul, the average police officer wage is around $55k. That's significantly less than I get paid to sit at a desk and help nerds play video games on Linux. Policing is a lovely, dangerous job and it pays pretty poorly. As a result, your candidates are people who couldn't find meaningful employment elsewhere. Body cameras aren't free; time spent getting to know the neighborhood is time spent not patrolling (time is money); increased training for deescalation techniques isn't free. Any proposal to fix policing needs to include a large tax increase to pay for the amount of work you're proposing and to help attract quality candidates. That means raising taxes, and, well...
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# ? Oct 13, 2016 22:34 |
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I'd like to get in on this dog-lovin' in the thread, but there's a cat on my chest right now with a paw on my laptop's trackpad and he's purring, so, uh, cats are great, all hail cats!
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# ? Oct 13, 2016 22:35 |
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Accordion Man posted:drat straight. He does have his broken clock moments
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# ? Oct 13, 2016 22:36 |
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WeAreTheRomans posted:This is the most Jed Bartlet thing I've ever heard about Obama, and I love it bad boy in the boy band posted:Obama is everyone's weirdo dad.
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Islam is the Lite Rock FM posted:Yes! Yes! Give in! Naturally, /r/The_Donald smells blood and is going absolutely nuts over this. ("the Vineyard" is almost certainly Martha's but don't tell them)
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