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ive heard of kids raising their siblings but this is ridiculous
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54 40 or gently caress posted:The sock thing makes me paranoid. Like when I'm out in public is there some guy staring at me then going home to jack it over my shoes or hair or something totally mundane and typically not sexualized? I shuddered reading that. I'm pretty sure that there isn't a single person in the world that hasn't played a role in someone's secret wank fantasy. Not sure that'll make you feel better though.
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Oct 18, 2016 19:58
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Uncle Enzo posted:Actually the family courts won't allow this. Having taken on the obligation of fatherhood for this kid, he's on the hook. The courts don't really give a poo poo about DNA and such. The state cares that the kid is cared for, paid for, and raised. If you took the job then you're a responsible party. It only adds to the brutality - he will absolutely be liable for child support.
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Oct 18, 2016 19:58
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Jack Trades posted:I'm pretty sure that there isn't a single person in the world that hasn't played a role in someone's secret wank fantasy. I am both flattered and disgusted.
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Oct 18, 2016 19:59
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Long as gently caress but uhh, some goon might wanna be nicer to their dad, he works hard: The actual father dodged the bullet of bullets. Space Kablooey fucked around with this message at 20:02 on Oct 18, 2016 |
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Oct 18, 2016 20:00
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54 40 or gently caress posted:The sock thing makes me paranoid. Like when I'm out in public is there some guy staring at me then going home to jack it over my shoes or hair or something totally mundane and typically not sexualized? I shuddered reading that. Has that honestly never occured to you before? I always figured that every girl on earth has been jerked off to at least once just based on the sheer quantity of men multiplied by number of fantasties.
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Oct 18, 2016 20:04
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54 40 or gently caress posted:I am both flattered and disgusted. Imagine that they are attractive, that'll help Then have a secret wank fantasy about them, that'll help more
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Oct 18, 2016 20:05
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I'm having a daily secret wank fantasy about masturbating to the whole of Earth and everything on it and then covering it all in a big glob of my cum. I hope ya'll are happy to partake in my wank sessions.
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Oct 18, 2016 20:08
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Jack Trades posted:I'm having a daily secret wank fantasy about masturbating to the whole of Earth and everything on it and then covering it all in a big glob of my cum. That sounds less like a wank fantasy and more like a greek myth.
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Oct 18, 2016 20:13
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Naerasa posted:Has that honestly never occured to you before? I always figured that every girl on earth has been jerked off to at least once just based on the sheer quantity of men multiplied by number of fantasties. It's one of those things that we are subconsciously aware of but suppress the awareness for our own mental health.
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Oct 18, 2016 20:14
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:there's a good one in r/legaladvice drat, raising your own sister/daughter. hosed up there was also like another couple of those where he wife was loving a dudes brother/father. what the gently caress is wrong with people
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Oct 18, 2016 20:20
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Then the dad hires that midget played by Roman Polanski to cut your nose off.
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Oct 18, 2016 20:39
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Unbelievably Fat Man posted:That's why he needs to convert every asset he can into cash and blow it as fast as possible on things with zero return. Good luck prying that money out of the hands of literal prostitutes and drug dealers, or his smoldering cocaine corpse. He should sell all his worldly possessions and anonymously donate the money and just be a holy and homeless monk on the streets. Just use this lifetime to gather a fuckton of good karma for his next incarnation.
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Oct 18, 2016 20:42
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The Father-fucker story is one case where I would legitimately debate the merits of taking that secret to the grave. I mean holy poo poo how do you bounce back from that level of humiliation and betrayal? That dude is going to have permanent trouble building a trusting relationship with a puppy much less other human beings.
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Oct 18, 2016 20:42
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mind the walrus posted:The Father-fucker story is one case where I would legitimately debate the merits of taking that secret to the grave. I mean holy poo poo how do you bounce back from that level of humiliation and betrayal? That dude is going to have permanent trouble building a trusting relationship with a puppy much less other human beings. Seriously, what the gently caress did that poor guy do to her to deserve that. Lady, you don't get to salve your conscience by causing horrible suffering. Bear your sins, goddamn.
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Oct 18, 2016 20:44
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You think he has it bad? Trying being the kid whose dad is her grandpa.
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Oct 18, 2016 20:45
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Jack Nicholson turned out kind-of ok, I guess.
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Oct 18, 2016 20:46
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Strep Vote posted:Seriously, what the gently caress did that poor guy do to her to deserve that. Lady, you don't get to salve your conscience by causing horrible suffering. Bear your sins, goddamn.
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Oct 18, 2016 20:46
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54 40 or gently caress posted:You think he has it bad? Trying being the kid whose dad is her grandpa. this world is so corrupt
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Oct 18, 2016 20:50
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Strep Vote posted:Seriously, what the gently caress did that poor guy do to her to deserve that. Lady, you don't get to salve your conscience by causing horrible suffering. Bear your sins, goddamn. Yeah that confession maybe makes her feel better, but she pretty much just destroyed two families to ease her conscience. Definitely the sort of thing you take to your grave, ugh
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Oct 18, 2016 20:52
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54 40 or gently caress posted:You think he has it bad? Trying being the kid whose dad is her grandpa. I'm imagining it and while this is in fact hosed-up, I still think the guy whose wife cheated on him with his dad and who spent 11 years raising the child thinking it was his own is worse off because one has kind of a hosed-up family situation and one was simultaneously and deeply betrayed by two of the three most important people in his life e: ok it's actually two of the four most important people counting the kid, that's still p bad
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Oct 18, 2016 21:02
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Dad and kid both should flip off the rest of the family and go live in some other city with the cover that the entire family died in a freak diarrhea related accident.
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Oct 18, 2016 21:06
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I'm curious about what legal rights the guy would have because yeah, loving off with the kid and cutting ties as much as humanly possible is the best thing he can possibly do. Probably wouldn't work well for the kid though.
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Oct 18, 2016 21:10
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it's funny because he's had sex with his sister's mother lol
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Oct 18, 2016 21:11
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Lockback posted:Just Normal People on the Internet. Sock Dude probably just needs a good pegging to knock him out of his rut. Get to it girl!
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Oct 18, 2016 21:12
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Long as gently caress but uhh, some goon might wanna be nicer to their dad, he works hard: You left out the best part: Bill is 21, step-dad is 32
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Oct 18, 2016 21:13
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Nooner posted:I'd like to imagine that is exactly what he said. Like 32 year old father walked up to his wife and was all "CAN I HAS SEXY TIEM???" and then she said yes I'm more partial to "yo, honey-hymen, you down to buck, or what?" myself.
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Oct 18, 2016 21:27
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quote:My boyfriend and I tried pegging a few nights ago. He [23M] loved it, whereas I [21F] hated it. I don't want to deprive him of something he enjoyed but I feel dirty for doing it.
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Oct 18, 2016 22:04
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I know it's a common trend but god drat why would you share a relationship gripe with a shitton of people online and not even try telling your SO first What is the expected outcome here
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Oct 18, 2016 22:14
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 and PM me.
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Oct 18, 2016 22:21
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just put it in his butt lady, he does it for you
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Oct 18, 2016 22:21
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Danaru posted:I know it's a common trend but god drat why would you share a relationship gripe with a shitton of people online and not even try telling your SO first That the internet will have an easy magical solution to their problems?
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Oct 18, 2016 22:22
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Frog Act posted:just put it in his butt lady, he does it for you I don't even get how he isn't. I can get preferring other stuff, but to the point of doing nothing for him and not wanting to? Khorne fucked around with this message at 23:44 on Oct 18, 2016 |
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Oct 18, 2016 22:40
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Danaru posted:I know it's a common trend but god drat why would you share a relationship gripe with a shitton of people online and not even try telling your SO first See I think it's because there's an illusion of anonymity but there's always going to be creeps that can probably track down your home address by looking at your Reddit post history. And like seriously girl, compromise. You know he doesn't like...ugh.."ravishing your behind" so be a team player and gently caress his butt now and then.
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Oct 18, 2016 22:43
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Khorne posted:I'd go for the opposite approach: just break up with him. Most guys who are attracted to women would be really into all of the stuff she is into. yeah it's kind of terrible this guy isn't into the most normal milquetoast arousing things, eatin a girl out and buttfucking. hard to believe anyone doesn't like that tbh
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Oct 18, 2016 22:46
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Frog Act posted:yeah it's kind of terrible this guy isn't into the most normal milquetoast arousing things, eatin a girl out and buttfucking. hard to believe anyone doesn't like that tbh Maybe he's secretly a gay bottom? That would kinda explain things.
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Oct 18, 2016 22:49
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:there's a good one in r/legaladvice Getting cucked by your own dad has to be the worst.  I'm not sure who the worse person, the dad or the wife? And what on earth possessed the wife to tell him that now?
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Oct 18, 2016 22:52
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Danaru posted:I know it's a common trend but god drat why would you share a relationship gripe with a shitton of people online and not even try telling your SO first because this seems like an issue where it would be useful to have a baseline idea of how much other people are willing to do for their partners and what they expect in return before starting a discussion that could open a can of worms in terms of relative reciprocity/potentially cutting out parts of her sex life that she enjoys? plus it can be useful to talk things like through with a neutral/disinterested party first to figure out exactly what aspects you find distasteful and how strong your aversion is- i.e. the issue may be resolvable in different ways if her objection is rooted in the power-dynamics/aesthetics being a turn off vs. her simply not liking to pump away while not receiving stimulation (i.e. try a feeldoe or something), and if it's genuine disgust vs. a simple lack of interest sometimes people just need to talk/write this stuff out to figure out how they really feel
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Oct 18, 2016 22:59
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Speaking as someone who made an E/N thread once, you're largely looking for validation, like, you want a large sampling of random people to read your story and say "you are clearly in the right regarding this current disagreement and can tell your significant other off with no nagging self-doubt" but what you get instead is a bunch of people telling you to
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well yes, but its theoretically possible for someone to do it for more or less good reasons too!
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Oct 18, 2016 23:17
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