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WampaLord posted:No one's ever heard of joints being referred to as "jazz cigarettes?" Because with that context, "jazz cabbage" was easy to grasp.
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Pussy Quipped posted:That kid is definitely a future serial killer, it's too late. you know what to do - find him and kill him first
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 14:44 |
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54 40 or gently caress posted:No, I'm under 45 sorry I've only heard it in jokes making fun of square people, to be fair.
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 14:54 |
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WampaLord posted:I've only heard it in jokes making fun of square people, to be fair. drat greasers! get a real job!
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 15:01 |
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Nuebot posted:It took me way too long to realize jazz cabbage meant pot. Why the hell don't people just say they like pot? Because pot's what you poop in.
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 15:07 |
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square daddy-os don't know my jazz cigarette is filled with wacky tobacky
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 15:07 |
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I want more euphemisms for drugs as lame as "jazz cabbage" to annoy my children with, hypothetically should I ever actually have children.
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 15:17 |
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loquacius posted:square daddy-os don't know my jazz cigarette is filled with wacky tobacky
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 15:19 |
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My jeans start to smell if I go a whole week without changing them. I can't even begin to imagine how these jean goons smell. I'm totally going to refer to stoners as jazz cabbage cats now, though.
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 15:55 |
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Ride The Gravitron posted:Are they still together? Yeah, she doesn't even seem to hold any resentment towards him, possibly she sees it as something they both caused, I've never wanted to probe too deeply into it because most people consider needing a colostomy bag to be a somewhat embarrassing condition.
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 16:30 |
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SWIM thinks goons who think talking about their CATTES is cute have no room to judge what other nerds call their w33d
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 16:47 |
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Nooner posted:SWIM thinks goons who think talking about their CATTES is cute have no room to judge what other nerds call their w33d
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 17:06 |
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Jazz cabbage is an improvisational form of cabbage originally made by black cabbage artists but now enjoyed almost exclusively by pretentious nerds.
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 17:12 |
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Moon Atari posted:Jazz cabbage is an improvisational form of cabbage originally made by black cabbage artists but now enjoyed almost exclusively by pretentious nerds. Can you actually pretentiously enjoy something? Wouldn't that be pretentiously pretending to enjoy something because if you're actually enjoying something then how can that be pretentious?
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 17:16 |
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My wife [27F] acts more like my mother than my wife. I [27M] am considering divorce, but I don't know if this is fixable or a deal breakerquote:This is not at all what I thought marriage would be like. We've only been married for a little over a year, but she has changed so much (and not for the better). reddit verdict: op is a stubborn prick for wanting to do crazy things like, drink a beer, eat steak, spend time alone, ride a motorcycle.
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 17:33 |
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Yeah you're right he's not probably downplaying his own actions at all
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 17:45 |
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Tolkien minority posted:My wife [27F] acts more like my mother than my wife. I [27M] am considering divorce, but I don't know if this is fixable or a deal breaker It probably would have helped if he wrote the list in reverse order. He buried all the biggest red flags at the bottom, so he does come off a bit childish when he starts out.
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 17:46 |
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:My jeans start to smell if I go a whole week without changing them. I can't even begin to imagine how these jean goons smell. rotten jazz cabbage?
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 17:50 |
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Jack Trades posted:Can you actually pretentiously enjoy something? Wouldn't that be pretentiously pretending to enjoy something because if you're actually enjoying something then how can that be pretentious? Just be smug in your enjoyment, acting like your enjoyment stems from or reflects greater intelligence, culture or taste, and using the claimed or legitimate enjoyment of that to try to impress along those lines. But I just wanted to make a joke about jazz cabbage being like jazz music using stereotypes, I don't actually have an opinion on jazz so please no one try to argue jazz with me. I welcome cabbage based argument though.
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 17:58 |
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Moon Atari posted:Just be smug in your enjoyment, acting like your enjoyment stems from or reflects greater intelligence, culture or taste, and using the claimed or legitimate enjoyment of that to try to impress along those lines. But I just wanted to make a joke about jazz cabbage being like jazz music using stereotypes, I don't actually have an opinion on jazz so please no one try to argue jazz with me. I welcome cabbage based argument though. I like red cabbage best
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 18:02 |
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Ranma Fan Art posted:I like red cabbage best The best cabbage is the one that goes up your nose.
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 18:20 |
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Ranma Fan Art posted:I like red cabbage best My favorite cabbage is kimchi
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 18:21 |
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Should I [20M] lose virginity to [38F].... No Condomsquote:So i'm in college, and i'm still a virgin. I generally keep to myself and I have anxiety. I could have probably gotten a girlfriend just to get one by now, but I'm a little picky and the handful of girls i've asked out had boyfriends. I'm not a social person either.
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 18:25 |
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Shoot for the moon dude even is you miss you'll land among the stars
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 18:33 |
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her fetish is totally giving guys aids
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 18:35 |
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:Should I [20M] lose virginity to [38F].... No Condoms DANGER DANGER DANGER
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 18:40 |
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:Should I [20M] lose virginity to [38F].... No Condoms NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 18:51 |
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quote:She's somewhat responsible as she posted about going on a medication to prevent HIV.
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 18:54 |
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go for it my man. you only live once
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 18:57 |
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I'm waiting for the follow up post where he did it
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 19:01 |
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Did anyone else see the thread from r/relationships a few weeks ago where a woman talked about discovering her husband was her stalker since high school? Her story was basically some guy would send lewd drawings of her and just overall terrible things in the mail on and off from highschool through college (where she meets her nice guy husband) and she eventually found eerily similar drawings in her attic. After confronting her husband he dismisses it and the pictures are nowhere to be found afterwards. She was in some country other than the US but I was mostly wondering what happened. It was probably 100% fake but there's part of me feels that her body is boarded up in the walls of some abandoned building now.
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 19:03 |
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on one hand, if i was a 20 year old virgin i would 100% raw dog a slutty milf if the opportunity came up. on the other, no condom and 60 dudes in 2 months? bruh that aint "clean"
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 19:06 |
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:I may not get this chance again. ????????????????????????? idiot
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 19:10 |
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Underconfident young men tend to be convinced sex is some limited resource that is only worth having when you're young. The irony is that the anxiety trips them up from having and enjoying casual sex while they're young.
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 19:12 |
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Tolkien minority posted:on the other, no condom and 60 dudes in 2 months? bruh that aint "clean" Less than 60 dude. She's not a slut.
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 19:21 |
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:Should I [20M] lose virginity to [38F].... No Condoms "She's cool, she's got this cool tattoo of a biohazard tattoo!"
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 19:38 |
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modern adaption of the typhoid mary story
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 19:45 |
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54 40 or gently caress posted:I bet she is. Just getting flashbacks from that old weekend web with the people into spreading their 'strain'.
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 19:54 |
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Redmanred posted:Just getting flashbacks from that old weekend web with the people into spreading their 'strain'.
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# ? Oct 22, 2016 20:11 |
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# ? May 16, 2024 17:07 |
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Want there some en virgin goon that was going to buy a hooker do he could eat her out?
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