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Pasco
Oct 2, 2010

CommonShore posted:

The thing is when the sales tax on your groceries is more than the cost of those bags, you never really give a gently caress.

In fact, the cost of the bags is less than the difference between PST and GST where I shop.

The UK, home of 20% VAT, brought in a 5 pence plastic bag tax. It cut plastic bag usage by 80% in the first month, and 83% over the first 6 months..

Nudge theory works.

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Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
And in stores that give you a discount for reusable bags(more and more places have started taking off 5 or 10 cents, either for the entire transaction or per bag), you're effectively paying to use plastic.

Stoatbringer posted:

Why would you have glue sticks and not a glue gun? WHY?
It's okay, you can use your glue sticks to make a DIY glue gun. :downs:

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Pasco posted:

The UK, home of 20% VAT, brought in a 5 pence plastic bag tax. It cut plastic bag usage by 80% in the first month, and 83% over the first 6 months..

Nudge theory works.

I find for my usage what cuts it more is having to decide how many bags I'll need, not the cost itself. I go "Uh... 3?" and if that's not enough it's less hassle to just carry something without a bag than it is to go buy another one (because I probably don't have change).

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

FrozenVent posted:

Waaaaallllaaaaaaa

Just like a piece-of-poo poo animal on the floor.

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

PubicMice posted:

Where in the hell do you live and/or shop where you have to pay for plastic bags? Most stores literally give those things away!

Welcome to California, Comrade.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Iron Crowned posted:

Xactos are the best way, easily cuts through that first layer of plastic like it was butter, and if you hurt yourself opening it that way you deserve to bleed out.



Lies. Tin snips are better.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
gently caress y'all need to argue angle grinders or bandsaws or I don't know diy laser cutters or something. This scrub level scissors exacto bullshit y'all are into just doesn't cut it for me I'm sorry.

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
When I get a product in a clamshell package, I take a blowtorch to it until it melts, then once I'm high off the burning plastic fumes I pull the product out of the molten puddle using bread clips

Walla

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




all of the grocery stores here that used to have an incentive to use reusable bags got rid of it :( it was something like taking 5 cents off for every bag you brought.

spinst
Jul 14, 2012



My county (in WA state) banned plastic bags altogether, and you have to pay 5 cents per paper bag.

We like the environment.

mostlygray
Nov 1, 2012

BURY ME AS I LIVED, A FREE MAN ON THE CLUTCH

Pasco posted:

The UK, home of 20% VAT, brought in a 5 pence plastic bag tax. It cut plastic bag usage by 80% in the first month, and 83% over the first 6 months..

Nudge theory works.

I use paper and use them at least 2 to 3 times before sending them to recycling. I hate re-usable bags. One always misplaces them and I typically need 6 or so bags of groceries per week. If I don't have paper, I'll have to buy bags for recycling. Those clear bags are nonsense. I think plain old paper works best.

Paper makes me happy.

HappyKitty
Jul 11, 2005

Haifisch posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCsdflRCoXk
Lifehack: Heat glue sticks to make them into glue.

"Dave, honey? I'm home! While you were fussing with that beer can and paperclip and lighter and poo poo I ran out to Dollarama and got a glue gun for two bucks"

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

Pasco posted:

The UK, home of 20% VAT, brought in a 5 pence plastic bag tax. It cut plastic bag usage by 80% in the first month, and 83% over the first 6 months..

Nudge theory works.

It helps that in the UK we never actually know the pre-sales-tax prices of stuff.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:

Look for Postmaster General's Seal

Every new mailbox design should be reviewed and receive the Postmaster General’s (PMG) seal of approval before it goes to market. If you opt to construct your own mailbox, it must meet the same standards as manufactured boxes, so show the plans to your local postmaster for approval.


Who Owns your Mailbox?

Homeowners need to be aware that even though they purchased and maintain the residential mailbox, the mailbox belongs to and is controlled by the USPS (United States Postal Service). That means that any tampering of the mailbox is a federal offense.

Filed Under: Mailbox Laws and Regulations Tagged With: Laws

Yeah, but they can get a real mailbox and put it inside the microwave shell and that is I think technically fine.

LAW HACKED

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

I hope you can set it up so it goes ding when you have mail.

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

Welcome to California, Comrade.

Seriously. I didn't realize that other states didn't do this. It's $.10 here per plastic bag, and loving 7/11 charges $.25 (in Los Angeles at least).

A crock of bullshit.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Lifehack: be an adult and pay for things you actually use. It might not improve your life per se but will make you look less like a pissbaby.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

Jerry Cotton posted:

Lifehack: be an adult and pay for things you actually use. It might not improve your life per se but will make you look less like a pissbaby.
That's the opposite of a lifehack. A lifehack is when you pay for something you don't use and you keep it in a cupboard until a few years later when the internet tells you all you need is one of those, some scissors, and some super glue, and you can make your own air filter.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

zedprime posted:

That's the opposite of a lifehack. A lifehack is when you pay for something you don't use and you keep it in a cupboard until a few years later when the internet tells you all you need is one of those, some scissors, and some super glue, and you can make your own air filter.

I am my own air filter :smuggo::tutbutt::gas:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

E: Lifehack: don't use a Nokia.

3D Megadoodoo has a new favorite as of 17:53 on Oct 25, 2016

fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011
For a little perspective, in Texas I'm viewed as a shoeless hippie loser for bringing my own bags to the grocery. A thing I do for convenience and not the environment cause I hate plastic bags. Bonus is people working bagboy have no idea what to do with my reusable bags so I get to put my own groceries in them. No crushed chips AND I can find my shampoo. Walla. Lifehacked.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Mother of God

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

fizzymercy posted:

For a little perspective, in Texas I'm viewed as a shoeless hippie loser for bringing my own bags to the grocery. A thing I do for convenience and not the environment cause I hate plastic bags. Bonus is people working bagboy have no idea what to do with my reusable bags so I get to put my own groceries in them. No crushed chips AND I can find my shampoo. Walla. Lifehacked.

I definitely can't see why the clerks would find you insufferable when you complain about chip bags and where they put the shampoo

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
People in America have special Enriques to put their shopping into bags?

someone awful.
Sep 7, 2007


corn in the bible posted:

I definitely can't see why the clerks would find you insufferable when you complain about chip bags and where they put the shampoo

I doubt he actively complains about it to the clerk but I definitely notice a difference between a bagger who has to load things in as fast as possible to move the line along, and the huge grocery store where I have to bag things myself but can do it with more care

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Paladinus posted:

People in America have special Enriques to put their shopping into bags?

Public Enriques are one of the few remaining bastions of socialism in that hellhole.

CainsDescendant
Dec 6, 2007

Human nature




du -hast posted:

Seriously. I didn't realize that other states didn't do this. It's $.10 here per plastic bag, and loving 7/11 charges $.25 (in Los Angeles at least).

A crock of bullshit.

Hahaha, I can't think of a single food mart in my area that even gives the option of paper bags. Don't think I've seen anyone with reusable ones, either. Wal-Mart essentially owns this state, though, so it's not surprising.

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

someone awful. posted:

I doubt he actively complains about it to the clerk but I definitely notice a difference between a bagger who has to load things in as fast as possible to move the line along, and the huge grocery store where I have to bag things myself but can do it with more care

really it just comes down to how good/lovely the bagger is. back when i did it at 17 i could load those bags better (less poo poo like crushed chips) than 90% of people at 3x the speed. but one of my coworkers bagged at roughly the same speed with the "fuckit just throw it in there" mentality.
Lifehack: work a lovely job in a service industry and learn to do a simple skill way better than 90+% of the population!

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Rysithusiku posted:

really it just comes down to how good/lovely the bagger is. back when i did it at 17 i could load those bags better (less poo poo like crushed chips) than 90% of people at 3x the speed. but one of my coworkers bagged at roughly the same speed with the "fuckit just throw it in there" mentality.
Lifehack: work a lovely job in a service industry and learn to do a simple skill way better than 90+% of the population!

Look everyone, it's a Public Enrique!

A FUCKIN CANARY!!
Nov 9, 2005


Meanwhile, in Iowa, I see stores that have "NO BAGS" signs on the door that will kick you out for trying to use your own bag because they assume you're just using it to shoplift things.

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer
I wish more grocery stores gave out paper bags, I heat my house with a woodstove and paper bags are like free loving tinder.

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

bongwizzard posted:

I wish more grocery stores gave out paper bags, I heat my house with a woodstove and paper bags are like free loving tinder.

I have two paper bags and they're both filled with plastic bags that I haven't done anything with. That's my lifehack.

Filox
Oct 4, 2014

Grimey Drawer

bongwizzard posted:

I wish more grocery stores gave out paper bags, I heat my house with a woodstove and paper bags are like free loving tinder.

Call your local stores and see if any will let you have some empty freight boxes. A lot stores are willing, you don't have to buy anything, just pick them up and corrugated cardboard makes great tinder. One shopping cart full of flattened boxes is a hell of a lot of tinder.

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
My dad has become infected with lifehacks, there's a pan on the counter with a dryer sheet in it

help

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Olive Garden tonight! posted:

My dad has become infected with lifehacks, there's a pan on the counter with a dryer sheet in it

help

Nothing to do for it now

Cut his head off with a folded piece of aluminium foil, stuff the wound with bread tags and shove a StykTM (a stick, but it costs 24.99 and syncs up with an app) through his heart after locating it using a complex sequence of measurements involving his nipples and a compass, then burn the body inside your own home in a hastily-assembled viking funeral. Start the fire by using a full bottle of water to focus the sun's light onto a pack of matches then escape by jimmying open the window next to the front door with a shoe and two halves of a tennis ball.

experienceBeej
Mar 24, 2014

Somfin posted:

Nothing to do for it now

Cut his head off with a folded piece of aluminium foil, stuff the wound with bread tags and shove a StykTM (a stick, but it costs 24.99 and syncs up with an app) through his heart after locating it using a complex sequence of measurements involving his nipples and a compass, then burn the body inside your own home in a hastily-assembled viking funeral. Start the fire by using a full bottle of water to focus the sun's light onto a pack of matches then escape by jimmying open the window next to the front door with a shoe and two halves of a tennis ball.

I only carry one-half of a tennis ball in my EDC, from when I cut a tennis ball in half to open a car door. Any idea where I can get a second half?

Elfgames
Sep 11, 2011

Fun Shoe

experienceBeej posted:

I only carry one-half of a tennis ball in my EDC, from when I cut a tennis ball in half to open a car door. Any idea where I can get a second half?

pull the one holding your dads keys off of the wall

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Does your dad have a skeleton?

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:

Meanwhile, in Iowa, I see stores that have "NO BAGS" signs on the door that will kick you out for trying to use your own bag because they assume you're just using it to shoplift things.

:psyduck: Your state/country is weird.

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Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx

Karate Bastard posted:

Does your dad have a skeleton?

Used to until he drank the HF.

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